We hit 100,000 subscribers on YouTube and receive our Silver Play Button! Captain John will join us for the fun while opening it! We'll also show you how we repaired our microwave instead of buying a new one! Then we'll sit down and have some adult fun with you on the Server/Vimeo versions! Batteries included!
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YouTube viewers can see it here - 2022-09-27 20:41:21 +0000 UTC
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We drop back to the boat show we recently attended and show you a little surprise! Then we're back at it. This time we're replacing our entire anchor chain as well as reconfiguring our anchor locker by...Cutting it? Yep! Come along for the ride!
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2022-09-22 03:59:38 +0000 UTC
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We've ripped our windlass out by force, the time has come to install the new one! We'll show you the goods, then we work together to get it installed on Calypso. We'll take a break to attend a boat show before getting back to work! Come see how couples save money by doing maintenance themselves....Even when it's not easy. Plus, Server and Vimeo viewers will get a little bed making lesson!
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2022-09-16 18:59:52 +0000 UTC
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Someone needs some better aim! Come find out what we mean plus sit back and watch as the Captain has a personality failure after he's let down yet again! We're on our path to getting our vessel fixed up and repaired so we can leave the dock, time is ticking! Tic Tok!
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The YouTube version is available to you by visiting this link - 2022-09-14 02:54:28 +0000 UTC
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We take a quick trip to check out Captain Johns new airplane before heading back to Calypso for more repairs. We're trying to get to The Bahamas, we need to take care of a few tasks before we can depart. Next up, remove the damaged windlass! What should be an easy fix turns out to be a disaster.
I also added a fun Malibu Strings Micro Bikini Haul to this one, you can see the full version on Vimeo or the Server!
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2022-09-09 22:27:31 +0000 UTC
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We've arrived in Florida after an adventure of a lifetime to Americas Northeast! Calypso is in need of some repairs, we have a deadline to head to The Bahamas. It's time to get busy with fixing our vessel! First up, brand new starting batteries, settee cushion repairs and a LED lighting install.
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The YouTube version is available to you here - 2022-09-08 00:48:27 +0000 UTC
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Good afternoon everyone!
Check your inbox because I recently sent out the access codes to the server for September. Just follow the instructions and you'll have access in no time 😉 Don't see the message in your inbox? That happens from time to time, it could be because there was a glitch in the system or you do not qualify yet. How do you know if you qualify? See below 👇
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2022-09-05 19:52:02 +0000 UTC
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We set off on an exploring adventure through Charleston, South Carolina where we'll see massive ancient sights, amazing structures and more! We'll launch our drone, Fiesta, to get high views of local hot spots and we'll show you how we do it! We'll also rent a private house so I can get a sexy photoshoot for you!
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The YouTube version is available here - 2022-09-02 15:35:03 +0000 UTC
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We're in Charleston, South Carolina! We pull up to the dock and learn that the marina also includes a resort full of beaches, pools and bars! I toss on a favorite red bikini and we go enjoy the day. I'm feeling extremely naughty, we find a spot to have a quickie! The fun can't last forever though, the time has come to say goodbye to our nanny, Tara. Come see her off with us! Why did she leave? You'll find out!
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2022-08-25 16:13:11 +0000 UTC
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Happy Friday!
We endure yet another storm before setting Calypso up for an overnight passage. We're expecting 20 knots of wind and 6 foots seas during this passage and it doesn't disappoint! We'll take you overnight without all the fancy editing and music this time. Then we'll pull into Charleston with a stowaway just in time to enjoy a lovely beach bar! I'll clean our girl up and...get spanked? Let's have some fun!
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2022-08-19 16:26:58 +0000 UTC
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We're pulling into a marina where we'll prep Calypso for another massive storm. Tara goes on an adventure through a North Carolina town and we get a SWEET ride for the day! Come with us as we hunker down aboard for the incoming weather!
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2022-08-17 17:36:25 +0000 UTC
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Don't let the thumbnail fool you, holy smokes this hurts! I break my big toe. Come see how it turns out! We're running from a hurricane, trying to make it to a safe harbor to ride it out. I'll try to relax and enjoy a nice naked sail while Jeremiah digs into a radar repair....Will he fix it in time for the incoming fog?
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2022-08-10 18:19:04 +0000 UTC
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We've been so busy that we haven't had a moment to put together a blog post until just now. Jeremiah woke up at 4 this morning and began writing a nice little piece for you to enjoy. So if you're interested in what's going on with Calypso, our move onto the RV, our trip of a lifetime across the country, the new baby and more then check it out now on the blog!
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2022-08-09 15:34:31 +0000 UTC
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We're on the RUN from an incoming hurricane!! Come see how that plays out. Tara and I are still fighting a battle with the mold and our radar craps out when we need it most! I'll support my troops, Brittany style and I end up breaking my toe!
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2022-08-08 23:50:36 +0000 UTC
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New Episode! See what it's like when the boat you live on has an explosion of MOLD! We're in a battle with it! We'll take you on a fungus adventure, through a toilet failure and on a search for whatever is causing that AWFUL SMELL! We'll also jump aboard Taco and cruise Solomons, Maryland! This is a fun episode that we hope you enjoy!
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You can view the YouTube version here - 2022-08-03 22:33:57 +0000 UTC
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Good afternoon everyone!
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2022-08-02 18:45:54 +0000 UTC
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We'll start off where we left off last time, then we'll go on a dangerous passage on a busy water way through thick fog. Boats fly past us at 20knots and more! The Coast Guard shuts a well traveled water way down and we make the best of the mess! Also, what's that sound? The sound of our Freedom! Come have some fun with me, 80's style!
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2022-07-20 06:48:39 +0000 UTC
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Tara takes the helm! Then we're at anchor after motoring 100 miles up a river, canal and a bay, it's time to cut loose! Jeremiah kills Tara's friend...Ouch! Then we get a little OCD! Come have some fun with us!
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2022-07-14 16:38:19 +0000 UTC
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We're on an overnight offshore passage from NYC to Delaware! You'll be right at the helm with us as we navigate in the dark and then we'll walk you through how we anchor in strong winds, step by step before we get down and dirty with Calypso!
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2022-07-07 13:10:30 +0000 UTC
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We'll start this episode stuck inside Calypso on a rainy day. We'll try to pass the time before getting ready for an overnight offshore journey...Tara's FIRST offshore journey! She's nervous, we'll try to get her into the swing of things before taking you for the ride!
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2022-06-22 18:55:36 +0000 UTC
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We are REAL TIME and we've got some BIG NEWS! Come celebrate our newest addition to the crew. Will it be a boy or a girl? Hmmm...Captain John is here to help us find out! We'll also walk you through a brand new SeaWater Pro watermaker install aboard Calypso and we will share some more great news for the Gecko crew!
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2022-06-15 22:28:51 +0000 UTC
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Tara and I explore the in & out's of a Sex Museum and get crazy with it! Bull riding, stripper pole fun and more! Then we're in need of some new camera equipment for our VLOG, come with us on a camera shopping mission! We'll also show you the gel coast repairs we had aboard after our Hit & Run before we set off for an offshore overnight passage!
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2022-06-08 21:02:27 +0000 UTC
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We wanted to upgrade this unit, but we had some options to consider...Should we upgrade to an induction unit or stay propane. What options are out there for each and will it fit in the counter? Continue reading on the blog!
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2022-06-07 13:55:05 +0000 UTC
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2022-06-03 18:57:55 +0000 UTC
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It's no secret that we've had problems with our Spectra Newport 400 Mk II water maker. Read all about why we've traded in this high tech system with the sweet automatic/electronic features for something else now on the blog. You'll find all the details there!
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2022-06-02 13:01:02 +0000 UTC
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We're pulling the anchor up and headed for the Hudson River! It's finally time to repair the damage from our hit and run boater, in the meantime we'll do some much needed maintenance on the boat as well as explore New York City in the fall! Come along for the adventure!
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The YouTube version is available here - 2022-05-25 17:29:25 +0000 UTC
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We're going sailing and Tara, our new crew member, is hoisting the sails! We'll sail towards New York where we'll anchor off of a famously haunted island where we end up having a spooky visitor come aboard Calypso. I'll try out my brand new HH gear and we'll sit down to get into some details with you before I go face first into the freezer! Let's get this baby cleaned up!
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2022-05-17 00:18:51 +0000 UTC
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Good Morning and Happy Monday!
I've spent the weekend cleaning out some areas of the boat, trying to make room for the newest edition. Yes, some may call this nesting. 🤠During the process I came across a small stack of four 2022 Lazy Gecko Sailing Bikini calendars. I've decided to offer them to our patrons at a discounted price of $24.99 to include shipping within the U.S. That's $15.00 less than the original cost.
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2022-05-16 14:52:16 +0000 UTC
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I take Tara to a pub where she decides to take one for the team...She's slurping it down so we can enjoy a cold one! Then we're sailing to a favorite local anchorage where we'll hit a few fun spots. I'll toss on one of my favorite bikinis...It's time for some maintenance so why not?! Then I'll show Tara how to provision a sailing catamaran!
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2022-05-04 19:47:05 +0000 UTC
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Good afternoon everyone!
Check your inbox because I recently sent out the access codes for May. Just follow the instructions and you'll have access in no time 😉 Don't see the message in your inbox? That happens from time to time, it could be because there was a glitch in the system or you do not qualify yet. How do you know if you qualify? See below 👇
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2022-05-03 17:38:36 +0000 UTC
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