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New Episode! Naked Shots!! - This S#!T is going to be Delicious! Ep. 208

We're in Montauk, New York waiting out a big blow. We go exploring which turns into day drinking in one of America's most lovely towns! Come see all the craziness unfold. Then it's back to Calypso for some naked shots! 

To access the Server or Vimeo version please visit our webpage at www.lazygeckos.net and click on VIDEOS.

The YouTube version can be seen by visiting this link ---> https://youtu.be/Qro8XWUEoi...

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New Episode! Jeepin it on some island somewhere...Totally our style!

Good evening! 

We've been overwhelmed by the love and support that we've received concerning our new little Gecko announcement! Thank you! We had a long 6 day passage up north and are settling in for some doctor appointments and more. In the meantime, let's release an episode! 

In this episode, we're on Block Island in the Northeast U.S., we meet some amazing new friends who offer us their sweet classic Jeep for a day of exploring! Come experience this amazing island wit...

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Early Release! Seasick Nanny - Will She Make It? Ep. 206

We've pulled the anchor up and departed for an offshore sail to Block Island! Tara immediately learns what it means to have a sailboat moving under you, come see how it goes! Then we will take you exploring where we'll find historic, beautiful locations all before we get invited to a local home. Come along for the ride!

Plus I'll answer your "adult topic" questions on the Server and Vimeo versions! 

You can access the Server and Vimeo by visiting our webpage at www.lazygeckos...

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Crew Update! Sailing, dolphins and big wind storms causing destruction!

Read all about Lucy's experience crewing aboard Calypso! Now on the blog at www.lazygeckos.net

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New Episode! Brittany Makes a Rookie Mistake! Ep. 205

Welcome to Season 9! It's hard to believe we've already gone through 8 full seasons, we are so excited for the next! During this season we will sail down the east coast of the United States, then prepare Calypso to cross to The Bahamas and then enjoy the crystal clear Bahamas waters in the Exumas, Berrys and more! 

Let's kick the season off! Tara, the new nanny, is onboard! We get her settled in, fix some boat issues, and visit a local historic destination before setting sail for M...

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LGS Server Access for April

Good morning everyone!

Check your inbox because I recently sent out the access codes for April. We were a little late this month due to not having service while sailing offshore. Sorry about that guys! Just follow the instructions and you'll have access in no time 😉 Don't see the message in your inbox? That happens from time to time, it could be because there was a glitch in the system or you do not qualify yet. How do you know if you qualify? See below 👇

In order to qualify...

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New Episode! Boating Family Brings in a Full-Time Nanny! VLOG 204

After our weekend in Provincetown we sail 20 miles south to the Cape Cod Canal where we deal with high currents and bridges. Then we're off to get our watermaker fixed as well as pick up a brand new crew member! You'll meet Tara, our new liveaboard Nanny! Come meet the the new crew!

You can view the Vimeo and Server versions by visiting our webpage at www.lazygeckos.net and clicking on VIDEOS!

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Update and Big News!

Check out the blog to see what's been going on! Where we are, why we are here and what the plan is! 

On the blog NOW at www.lazygeckos.net

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New Episode! Think We Might Miss the Islands! VLOG 203

We're sailing to an historic town in America! I spend most of this video naked...seriously LOL...In the meantime, we grab some fuel, deal with another crazy boater, grab the most expensive mooring ball ever and explore a beautiful town! All before having a little adult fun back onboard Calypso during sunset!

You can view the Server and Vimeo versions by visiting our webpage at lazygeckos.net, then just click on VIDEOS.

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New Episode! When you're STRANDED by your Dinghy! Ep. 202

We're moving on...From a month of bad events, we've set sail and are headed east. Come hang out in a couple of Long Island Sound anchorages with us as we catch a stowaway, check for damages, do some maintenance and get stranded by Taco, our dinghy! 

If you enjoy our series on Vimeo or the Server, you can access both by visiting www.lazygeckos.net and then by clicking on VIDEOS.

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We're HIT by another boater...and they RUN! - Lazy Gecko Sailing VLOG 201

We're relaxing in a new anchorage when a seemingly intoxicated boater comes and slams into Calypso right before a storm hits. There's a struggle to get them free as they're tangled in our bridle, revving their engine and yanking on our boat/tackle in the process. Even the police get involved in this one. This is a crazy moment that you'll get to come along for! 

The Server and Vimeo versions can be viewed by going to www.lazygeckos.net and clicking on VIDEOS.

The YouTube vers...

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LGS Server Access for March!

Good morning everyone!

Check your inbox because I recently sent out the access codes for March. Just follow the instructions and you'll have access in no time 😉 Don't see the message in your inbox? That happens from time to time, it could be because there was a glitch in the system or you do not qualify yet. How do you know if you qualify? See below 👇

In order to qualify for the coupon you must be an active Patron at the correct level listed in the rewards section and have a...

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Oh That Shine! Compounding a Gel Coat Hull.

Calypso has been in need of some love in the form of gel coat work for some time now...

Check out the products we use, the cost and steps to getting your hull looking new again now on the blog! As a patron you should already have members access to the blog not to be confused with the vlog (server). If not, then please message me on Patreon for details on how to gain access.

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New Episode! Things are Falling Apart...Death and Damage VLOG 200

We JUST got hit by a Hurricane, come see the aftermath. We notice we have some damage, then we try to get off the dock when we get some terrible news..all followed by a hit and run. This is just great....

You can see the Vimeo and Server versions by visiting our webpage at www.lazygeckos.net and clicking on VIDEOS!

The YouTube version can be viewed by clicking this link:

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Meet the New Crew Members!

You might know that we've been looking for crew to come aboard Calypso. We thought it would be a great way to give someone a cool experience and to have a lot of fun! We've been interviewing LOTS of applicants and have selected a couple of people to come aboard VERY soon! Meet the newest crew members by visiting the blog! 

If you're a patron then you should already have members access to the blog, not to be confused with the vlog (server). Don't have access?!  No problem...Jus...

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What's the Plan?

Oh my goodness, we've been busy!! Over the past few months we've been doing repairs and maintenance on Calypso as well as getting other items in order. The dust is now beginning to settle and we have a plan! What is it?

Check out all the details on the blog! If you're a patron then you should already have members access to the blog, not to be confused with the vlog (server). Don't have access?!  No problem...Just send me a message on Patreon and I will help you get started :) ...

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When Nightmares Come True...We Get Hit by a HURRICANE! - Lazy Gecko Sailing VLOG 199

It's a snoozy morning that get's destroyed by a Hurricane! We're hunkered down for what turns out to be way worse of a storm than anyone could have guessed. We're forced to ride it out...How did it turn out? Come see!

The Server and Vimeo versions have a bit more fun so if you enjoy those platforms, check it out there! You can access them through our website at www.lazygeckos.net by clicking on VIDEOS.

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2021 Survey Report

We recently hauled Calypso out so that we could complete a few tasks. While we were on the hard, we went ahead and had a survey completed...See it now on the blog, not to be confused with the vlog (server). Don't have access to the blog?! Message me on Patreon for instructions on gaining members only access. 

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Brittany's Bikini Collection

Brittany answers all your bikini questions! Check it out now on the blog. As a patron you should already have members access to the blog not to be confused with the vlog (server). If not, then please message me on Patreon for details on how to gain access.

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Our Diesel Generator Repair

Check out our diesel generator repair on the blog! As a patron you should already have members access to the blog not to be confused with the vlog (server). If not, then please message me on Patreon for details on how to gain access.

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Spare Parts Inventory

See our spare parts inventory and how we keep Calypso organized now on the blog! As a patron you should already have members access to the blog not to be confused with the vlog (server). If not, then please message me on Patreon for details on how to gain access.

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New Episode! She made us go to New York City! Ep. 198

We finish our overnight sail, we arrive in New York harbor during the early morning hours. We're just in time to get an amazing experience with the Statue of Liberty and then grab a sweet anchorage! Views of the New York skyline, Ellis Island and so much more! This episode is BEAUTIFUL! Then we'll take you for a cruise along the city and up the East River. We'll navigate the infamous Hell Gate along our way to the Long Island Sound. Right in time for a hurricane to slam into Calypso! We think...

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Brand New Boat Tour Page!

If you haven't come across it already, we've added a Boat Tour page our blog. Feel free to check it out now on the blog! As a patron you should already have members access to the blog not to be confused with the vlog (server). If not, then please message me on Patreon for details on how to gain access.

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Website and other updates!

Want to know about our website and other fun little updates? Find out now on the blog! As a patron you should already have members access to the blog, not to be confused with the vlog (server). If not, then please message me on Patreon for details on how to gain access.


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What's up with the opportunity to crew aboard Calypso?!

Want to know what's up with the crewing opportunity? Find out now on the blog! As a patron you should already have members access to the blog not to be confused with the vlog (server). If not, then please message me for details on how to gain access. 

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LGS Access for February

Good morning everyone!

Check your inbox because I just sent out the access codes for February. Just follow the instructions and you'll have access in no time 😉 Don't see the message in your inbox? That happens from time to time, it could be because there was a glitch in the system or you do not qualify yet. How do you know if you qualify? See below 👇

In order to qualify for the coupon you must be an active Patron at the correct level listed in the rewards section and have al...

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Offshore at Night: Dodging Wrecks, Reefs and Obstructions - Lazy Gecko Sailing Ep 197

We've woken at anchor in a gorgeous bay, we're heading a bit north to a lovely vacation destination! Come see how difficult it can be to find space! Then we're going exploring around a popular area before we're shoving off for an overnight passage to New York City! 

We'll also find a potentially dangerous discrepancy aboard Calypso that Jeremiah will need to repair!

You can find the Vimeo and Server links on our site at www.lazygeckos.net by clicking on the VIDEOS tab. YouTub...

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Ep. 196 - Dragging Anchor in a Thunderstorm! Now available!

We've grabbed the only available anchorage before a massive thunderstorm hits us. The problem? We are completely exposed to the rough seas and winds that are coming. The forecast is calling for 60knt winds, heavy rain and hail...Not to mention the 6 foot seas in our anchorage! Come see what it's like to have Mother Nature try to push you aground! 

You can view this on your choice of our three platforms. Vimeo and Server viewers can access it through www.lazygeckos.net by clicking o...

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New Release! When Your Weather Window Closes On You! Ep.195

We're headed north along the Chesapeake Bay! We'll have a night at anchor, then navigate through the famous C&D canal system. Will we continue past Cape May for an overnight passage to New York City or will our plans be stopped in their tracks? Come find out!

The Server and Vimeo versions have a lot more of the action so check it out there if you'd like! 

You can access the Server and Vimeo through our webpage at www.lazygeckos.net. Just click on VIDEOS. 

The Y...

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Website and Other Updates!

Want to know the latest?! You can!! Now on the blog at lazygeckos.net!

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