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New Episode! Our Parts Get SEIZED in Customs! Plus a beach bikini photoshoot!- Ep.168

Here we go!

Our parts arrive from the United States but Grenada's customs won't release them. You'll come along as I jump through the hoops needed to get the situation sorted out...Plus tell you how much it cost us! Then we're off for a beach bikini photoshoot before dealing with yet another mechanical issue onboard....Ahh boat life!

The server/vimeo versions have a bit more so make sure to catch it there if you have access! Links are below!

Love,

Brittany & Jeremi...

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New Episode! Our 3000 Mile Parts Run! Ep. 168

Good evening! 

Here's the latest episode for your enjoyment! 

We're all jacked up! Jeremiah gets injured before we shove off for a 3000 mile parts run where we find that most of the parts didn't arrive!! Then we're back to Calypso to begin some repairs including installing our Lithium Ion battery bank where I do a photo shoot???

The more adult version of this episode is on our server or on Vimeo so if you enjoy those, check it out there! 

We hope you enj...

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The real cost of boat maintenance.

Recently, we got a great question from one of our patrons. Once we finished answering it we realized that a bunch more of you might be interested too, so we wanted to create a whole post around it. We often get questions about the cost of maintaining a boat, what each repair costs, if we can do it ourselves, finding new parts, etc. However, we never really talked about the average yearly cost in repairs and maintenance. This post is for you if you have been curious!

The ques...

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New Episode! We're Doing HASH in the Islands! Ep.167

Hello Patrons!

Here's the latest in our journey! We're off to find a beach bonfire, we end up enjoying a wonderful moment on a tropical island. Then we'll take you on a Grenada Hash! Come exercise in the jungle with us!

This episode doesn't have a Server or Vimeo version (we only put them up when we feel the extra content is worth it) so you can enjoy this episode right on YouTube! Don't worry, next weeks episode will have extra content for our server viewers! We'll also be puttin...

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Patron Giveaway!

Do you have a boat? Are you planning buying a boat? We've recently installed a new stereo but our old one still works great!

Would you like it? 

It's a Fusion MS-IP700i, it comes with all the wires you need to connect it as well as an extra Bluetooth module. We also have the helm remote coming for our new stereo, if it works out to replace this units, we will include the helm remote and wires for the 700i. 

You can hook to this unit via USB (so you can plug a phone...

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LGS Server Coupon Code for February

Good afternoon!

I've received some messages from Patrons saying that they didn't receive their coupon for February. I'm not sure why but the new manager that the system Patreon is using is hiding people when I send out bulk messages...Such as the coupon code message.

If you should have received a code (see below for the requirements) but didn't get a message from me please send me a direct message and I'll send the coupon to you directly.

In order to qualify for the coupon y...

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New Episode! It's COLD!...& The 7 Sisters Ep: 166

We're on the hunt! Come see what we find! We also take you for a hike into the tropical jungle ending with something amazing! Plus we go real-time and show you all the things we've been doing on Calypso behind the scenes!

The real-time segment is only on the Vimeo and Server versions so make sure to view it there if you'd like to see what we've been up to on Calypso! The links are below:

We hope that you have a wonderful weekend!

Love,

Jeremiah & Brittany

Lin...

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New Episode! The Marines Have Landed...Fireball! Plus: Brittany's Sex Toy Review

Good evening friends!

Welcome to the weekend!! Let's get right into the latest episode in our series! 

We're out for a night on the town! We meet up with some wild cruisers and go a little hard on the Fireball before I try to seduce my cab driver! Yeah...LOL. We explore an awesome chocolate factory and an amazing waterfall! I also take you into my sex toy collection and review my top three vibrators! 

The Vimeo/Server versions are uploading now, they have all the c...

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Happy New Year to all of our Patrons! Part 2

Last week we talked all about the repairs we hope to have done to Calypso before setting sail in a month or two. Next up are the repairs that we need to have done professionally. I’ll go ahead and jump right in!

  1. Get the AC serviced.

We just aren't certified to do that. The AC unit is okay but it’s just not as cold as it could be. I think it needs a coolant refill.

  1. Replace decals for our boat

These are on each side of the hulls and the back. ...

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LGS Server Coupon for January

Good afternoon! 

I've received some messages from Patrons saying that they didn't receive their coupon for January. I'm not sure why but the new manager that the system is using is hiding people when I send out bulk messages...Such as the coupon code message.

If you should have received a code (see below for the requirements) but didn't get a message from me please send me a direct message and I'll send the coupon to you directly. 

In order to qualify for the coupo...

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New Episode! When 2 Batteries Cost Us $7000 - Ep. 164

Let's get the New Year started with the latest in our series...We come home to a dead house battery bank, we're forced to replace it but have to choose between the old style or upgrade to new Lithium Ion batteries...See what we went with! 

The Server/Vimeo version has a little more so if you enjoy them, check it out there! The links are below!

Love,

Brittany & Jeremiah

Server: www.lazygeckos.net

Vimeo: 2021-01-09 00:03:02 +0000 UTC View Post

Happy New Year to all of our Patrons! Part 1

Our New Year’s goal is to get Calypso ready for a fun-filled cruising season! Before we cruise away from the US, we want to get a bunch of repairs completed. I don’t know if you saw our instagram post with the LONG “to-do” list, but either way we wanted to share with you a more in-depth look into that.

We did get a lot of boat work done in Grenada, but we have even more left and we really want it to be done while we are in the US. It's easier to get these repairs done here becau...

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Happy New Year to you!

We wish you a very Happy New Year and hope that you have an amazing evening celebrating! We're out west, we've been visiting with Captain John for the holiday! 

Today we went out to see his airplane which was so cool and tonight we're relaxing with each other. 

Do you have any plans to bring in the New Year? 

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Merry Christmas!

From our family to yours, we wish you a very Merry Christmas! We’re so happy that you’re a part of our journey and are excited to ring in the new year with you!

Love,

Jeremiah, Brittany and Rhys

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Calendar Giveaway!

We have 5 Lazy Gecko Sailing Bikini Calendars left in stock that we'd like to give away for free to Patrons that live within the United States (sorry, shipping has to be reasonable). 

The only thing is that it will be a 2020 edition but it does have some great bikini spreads! If you enjoy free giveaways and bikinis then this is something you don't want to pass up! Unfortunately we only have 5 so it'll go to the first 5 Patrons that message. 

Please message me with your n...

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New Episode! Jumping Off a 60 Foot Cliff! VLOG 163

We're getting settled into Grenada. Some boat projects get started and we go off into the tropical jungle to search for a waterfall! We get a treat from from some local men before we take the plunge! 

There are two versions of this episode so if you enjoy the Vimeo/Server type then check it out there! You'll find the links below!

Love,

Brittany & Jeremiah

Links:

Server: www.lazygeckos.net

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Behind the Scenes -- Cameras

Since filming for the past 5+ years, we have used a few different pieces of equipment and we feel very confident in our choices that we are using today! Most recently, we have been using a Canon 5D Mark IV camera. While it’s almost perfect, life on the water is not good for technology, and over time, the salt gets built up in the audio port.

When this happens, the audio gets completely ruined. The most difficult and sometimes heartbreaking part is that you won’t know it’s happened...

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New Episode Alert! Sharing is Caring...And Brittany's Micro Bikini Haul!

We've landed in Grenada and we're all set to explore the town! We get together with some wild friends and head to a local spot for some....Iguana and Rabbit? Come see what craziness takes place when we take a shot of something found under the table! I also go real-time just for you to show you my newest micro bikinis!

The bikini haul version can be found on our Vimeo channel and on our server so if you'd like, enjoy that there! You can find the links below!

Love,

Jeremiah an...

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New Episode! We Sail Over an Active Volcano! EP 161

Want to see what it's like to sail over a Caribbean under water volcano?! Come along as we take you over Kick 'Em Jenny! We'll sail along the lower Caribbean islands on our way to Grenada where we pull into our marina...Only to get some bad news.

Pick the platform of your choice and enjoy! Links are below!

Love, 

Jeremiah and Brittany


Links: 

YouTube: https://youtu.be/uDhIFdL6XS...

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Happy Thanksgiving!

Happy Thanksgiving, friends. We are curious about your turkey day plans and wanted to share what we are doing!

The original plan was to be in Florida for Thanksgiving, but all of the late storms have kept us from getting there in time. When I say “late” some of you might be thinking that it’s still hurricane season and we should be expecting it. While the official hurricane season goes from June 1st through November 30th, cruisers use the smaller window of July 1st through Novembe...

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New Episode! Customs and Beer...We find a surprise! VLOG 160

We go for a morning dip on a nearby reef system before heading up to the beach tiki bar! We'll also go for a flight through a Caribbean anchorage before we find a surprise! What do a 4x4, beer and customs have in common? Come see! 

Just pick the platform of your choice to view this super fun episode! Links below!!

Love,

Jeremiah and Brittany

Links:

YouTube: https://youtu.be/j7WUOR1fqOA

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New Episode! Searching for an Island Treat! VLOG 159

Can you believe we're on episode 159?! That's amazing and completely thanks to you! You're the reason we''re able to continue making videos, we hope that you're enjoying them! 

On this episode we're at Union Island in the Grenadines! Do you enjoy skinny dipping?! I do! If so, this is the video for you! First, we go on the search for wifi, we end up finding an island treat! Then we're off to a secluded anchorage where we find our own tiki bar along with some cute surprises before we...

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New Episode! Take a Deep Breath & Fall In! VLOG 158

Take a deep breath and fall in baby! We go diving in a remote location that's accessible only by dinghy, sometimes that gets your nerves up! Enjoy as we take you diving with huge rays and other marine life before I jump in the shower and we head to another Caribbean Island!

We hope that you enjoy the beauty that this episode holds! There's also a Server/Vimeo version for those that enjoy the videos on those platforms! The links are below:

Love, 

Jeremiah & Brittany<...

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The Calypso Cam is Live!!

Our camera is LIVE right now baby! Please keep in mind that this doesn't work on iOS devices due to Apple not using Flash which is a bummer...

To access, just follow the instructions below:

Visit the link, then enter the password when prompted.

Link:

https://video.nest.com/live/zq9Gp8I5XF

Password: CalypsoCam1!

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The Calypso Cam is LIVE!

Our camera is LIVE right now baby! Please keep in mind that this doesn't work on iOS devices due to Apple not using Flash which is a bummer...

To access, just follow the instructions below:

Visit the link, then enter the password when prompted.

Link:

https://video.nest.com/live/zq9Gp8I5XF

Password: CalypsoCam1!

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Early Release! Our Own Little Island for the Day! VLOG 157

We're in The Grenadines! Let's sail over to Tabago Cay where we find an active reef system. Sharks, fish and lots of sea turtles!

We hope that you enjoy this episode and all the amazing wildlife that's in it! The naked yoga version can be found on Vimeo or our server! Enjoy!! You can find the links below:

Love,

Jeremiah & Brittany

YouTube: https://youtu.be/7EDxdv2BbxE

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Our Live Camera!

We're in a marina so our camera is LIVE right now baby! 

To access, just follow the instructions below:

Visit the link, then enter the password when prompted.

Link:

https://video.nest.com/live/zq9Gp8I5XF

Password: CalypsoCam1!

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New Episode! We Brought the Shotski's! VLOG 156

We're in lovely Bequia! Come explore this adorable little town with us. We learn some bad news from a buddy boat, we do our part to help! I seduce Jeremiah in Wolf of Wall Street fashion (Server or Vimeo only), then we're off for some more diving in this tropical paradise!

We hope that you enjoy this episode! We're a little behind on the release due to all the sailing we're currently doing as we travel south! This was uploaded at the awesome free city dock in Chesapeake City, Maryland! ...

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Insurance Disaster Averted

We got an email from our insurance company, Yacht Insuror, that they would no longer be able to cover us because they had to declare bankruptcy. We had 30 days to find new insurance or pause our sailing until we found a new company. After 30 days, our current insurance would be null and void. Talk about stressful!

Not only did we have to stress about finding a new company, but we also were worried about our timeline to head south. Most insurance companies want to see the hull before agr...

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Early Release! I hope you're good with your Dinghy & Meet Tara!

Just in time for your weekend! A brand new episode for you to enjoy! 

You asked to meet her and here you go! We go real-time and introduce the newest Lazy Gecko, Tara, we all have some adult fun as you get to know her! She's onboard as a full-time nanny and school teacher for our son, Rhys! Then we're back to the islands where we're in search for the spot they filmed Pirates of the Caribbean, finding more than we had even imagined along the way before we're off to an awesome little...

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