Father McPhucks (Confessional)
Come, tell father all your sins and Father will make you pay.... (poppers, duh)
2025-09-19 22:38:39 +0000 UTC View Post
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Big Bro Harsh Popper Babble
Needed to record something easy to get me back into doing recordings.
Hope you enjoy even if this is a little all over
2025-09-12 17:05:42 +0000 UTC View PostBack to Regular Schedule Next Week
No easy way to say this but I had a family member pass away this weekend. I haven’t been in the mood or able to record or do calls.
Sorry again. I will have this months audio poll posted later today hopefully.
Thanks for sticking with me
2025-09-07 14:56:03 +0000 UTC View PostHappy September!
Howdy Boys! I hope everyone's still soaking in the final few days of their summer!
It's that time again where dad is calling upon you to post your audio requests for the month down below in the comments.
The comments with the most likes/most similar requests will go into a poll and be voted on for this month along with any direct requests from the higher tiers.
I'd like to also do some halloween/spooky themed audios for October so start thinking about that!
Mini Goon #1
Some shorter bonuses coming your way this labor day!
Hairy Daddy's Boy
Hypno-Therapist for Reluctant Pervs
A little under the weather this week. Here's a scripted reading of a hot therapy session from one of my best boys! ;)
Feel funny calling this Deeper with Dad #5 but also don't think it's Dr. Goon....
Stoner Boner w/Big Bro #2
Big Bro saw how much you enjoyed getting stoned and decided it was time to give you something special ;)
P.S. MAJOR apologies for the noise (fan) in the background my editing software usually can remove it or I just don't have it on) But this time it kept removing all of the sucking/some of my talking and this was too hot not to post I might do another bong inspired version quicker since I found myself missing the bubbling noises :/ )
Enjoy!
Caught Sniffing Big Bro's Jock
You boys are underwear obsessed! This was a higher tier request that turned out to work well for the main feed. Enjoy and remember to vote in this month's poll!
Top two will be turned into full length audios! ;)
Pup Play #2 - Goon Dad's Good Pup
Join Goon Dad as he slowly transforms you into the ultimate pet, a good pup for his pleasure.
2025-08-02 15:25:16 +0000 UTC View PostHappy August!
Hey Boys!
It's a new month and with that comes new opportunities to get your ideas made into new audios. Get in my DMs or the comments below and let me know what you'd like to hear!
Looking forward to hearing what sexy ideas you'd like to hear or what ideas you'd like to hear more of!
Happy Gooning
2025-08-01 03:05:42 +0000 UTC View PostDad's Warehouse Rendez-Vous
What would happen if you caught your dad in a sling at a warehouse party?
2025-07-25 16:13:35 +0000 UTC View PostStoner Boner W/Big Bro
Your big bro's always been a total stoner..... but he wanted to teach you how good it feels to get stoned and boned.
2025-07-18 15:05:38 +0000 UTC View PostWinner Bating
Jack Rvn, gooner extraordinaire, recently posted about struggling with self-worth while enjoying goon content. And honestly? Felt that. A lot of this stuff encourages us to call ourselves losers, and while that can be hot in the moment, it sticks around in ways that aren’t always helpful.
I’ve been wrestling with that tension for a while now, so I made this to push back against those nagging thoughts. It’s not perfect,...
2025-07-16 02:50:46 +0000 UTC View PostFourth of July Fuckfest
Celebrate a new kind of Independence Day With Dad and his buddies!
2025-07-04 14:50:41 +0000 UTC View PostJuly’s heating up, boys…
But Daddy’s about to make it sizzle. 🔥
Got something steamy on your mind? Now’s the time to slide into my DMs with your ideas, kinks, and cravings for this month’s audios. I’ll be posting a poll this weekend with your top suggestions — and the two most popular will be turned into full audios next week.
Want something just for you?
🎧 Custom naughty recordings – $10/min
📞 Live phone calls – $5/min
DM me on T...
2025-07-02 19:00:58 +0000 UTC View PostBonus #1
Dad's taking the week off enjoy this bonus to boy's audio!
2025-06-28 02:01:15 +0000 UTC View PostBonus Audio #2 (Listen After #1)
Having an off day. Here's a bonus audiio to get us through the weekend....
2025-06-28 01:59:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Frat House Urinal - Poppers For Best Experience
Big bro gives you just what you've been asking for. Golden shower galore.
2025-06-20 16:31:01 +0000 UTC View PostThis Month's Poll
Hello Boys,
I've lost track of this month already so here's a poll just for fun. The top two will get made this weekend!!
Also, I'll be hosting a space tomorrow Friday June 20th around 11pm EST.
https://x.com/i/spaces/1RDGlzNEYWDxL
Hope you can goon in!
Edit: The space is now Friday! Deeper With Dad #3 will go live tomorrow for bonus tier patrons!
Doctor Goon: Johnny
Your dad brought you to see a new doctor.... His methods are a bit strange....
2025-06-13 14:37:37 +0000 UTC View PostA Love Letter To Penis
One of my best boys wrote this about his penis. I'd encourage you all to do the same.
I'll record your letter to your penis for $10 and post it here too if you'd like!
2025-06-12 21:07:45 +0000 UTC View PostPėrv Hypno Bate Babble
Been a while since I did one like this.... Go deep, get dark.
For darker No Lim Audio Calls DM me to purchase!
New in the Neighborhood
Your new neighbor knows what you are!
Classic Goon Dad Bate/Babble/Deeper with Dad will be uploaded sunday night for you gooners!
What series do you want to see continue?
We've got plenty of worlds to explore...
Which do you want more of ? Harsh step dad is a monthyl staple from here on out.
2025-06-06 06:13:31 +0000 UTC View PostDad's a little drunk...
But I want5ed to show you what I have planned for this weekend. Hoping to record tomorrow but my schedule has been unruly lately. I hope some/most of you were able to make it to my latest space.... If not maybe I will start doing zoom rooms or something idk...
Anyway the pics show they vibe we're going for this week.... BUT I did promise some off the cudd pervy verbal for you true sickos so that will also be coming this week. So three new audios for you to pump up and down to...
Happy Pride Month from Dad
🌈 It’s the first of the month—and the first day of Pride.
The world’s still very messy. And if you’re anything like me, it’s easy to feel stretched thin right now. But no matter where you are or who you are… Dad’s still here this Pride.
Whether you’re celebrating hard or just surviving this week, I hope you can find a moment to sink into the sound of Dad's voice and remember: you deserve softness, attention, and pleasure—especially this month.
T...
2025-06-02 00:09:05 +0000 UTC View PostHIMBO HYPNO - Phase One
So you want to be hypnotized each month to become a glorious, goony himbo?
Dad's got just the regimen for you, bud! Put this on before you fall asleep or while popping open your favorite VHS cleaners! :)
PS - If this weeks audios are a bit too slow and scripted don't worry dad's gonna go back to some nasty off the cuff verbal next week for you perverts ;) Stay gooned!