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Greed God chapter 212

April 9th 2016 Brightedge City, Undercity, 9:00 PM EDT

We  didn't get attacked on the way to the castle. Sindara summoned her  demiliches to light our way, and the undead simply turned away from  them. I saw some weird monsters. Not just zombies and vampires, but a  few haunted scarecrows and ghostly beasts. Without exception they were  turned back. These were random wandering beasts, and none of them were  above E rank. Th...

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Wish upon the Stars chapter 323

The next day, we decided to come in and watch Lament and Wren's  match. They were set up in a different arena, but they were in the  second day's lineup, so were able to come watch their fight. Zeke  actually came along too for some reason, and I was curious as to why. As  we settled into wait for the match to start I decided to just ask. "So  what made this fight interesting enough to check out with us?"

Zeke  turned to look at me with a smile. "Lament. No...

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Sell you a Bridge chapter 350

July 4th 2016 Castle Bat, 10:00 PM EDT

We  headed out of the castle at top speed as soon as we found the others.  Of course, there was no need to stick around. I could see the clones  being suppressed, as we ran, the trap closing in. Zee's protections were  fucking stellar, but they weren't invincible. They only lasted as long  as they had because the bat joker was as annoying and chattery as the  original one and twice as sadistic. He'd cr...

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A Rumble of Frost chapter 16

February 15th 2001, 177A Bleeker st. 10:00 AM EDT

"Well  this seems...excessive." I said, staring up at the palatial mansion. It  wasn't the size really, I'd been in bigger. I was a Frost after all.  No, the thing that struck me most about the mansion was that since this  was New York, it was practically stuffed into the plot of land it was on  until there was nowhere left. Like they'd built the house first and it  was too big, so they'd gr...

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Greed God chapter 211

April 9th 2016 Brightedge City, The Narrows, 8:00 PM EDT

I  admit, I was a bit annoyed the method to kill Lilith was some special  object. I'd really been hoping there would be a spell or a convenient  weakness I could exploit instead being forced to spend probably a  million points to make something that would only work on one fucking  person. Still, I'd done more than just find out a direction for my new  weapon design, m...

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Sell you a Bridge chapter 349

July 4th 2016 Castle Bat, 9:00 PM EDT

I  held up a hand after about five minutes of walking down the steps to  the dungeons. Honestly, who needed a fucking prison this deep under a  castle? This was just fucking superfluous. Still, the one good thing was  that it gave me plenty of time to scout as we went, and my aura sight  had just caught a series of powerful fluctuations coming from deeper  into the dungeons.

"Hold up." Everyone fr...

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Wish upon the Stars chapter 322

As soon as Mel finished taking down the lightning caller, Callie was  at my side in a flash. "Solomon." She said worriedly. "Are you ok? Where  are you hurt?" I was confused for a second, before I realized the bond  was probably dumping an assload of agony from my brain into hers. She  saw me get stabbed a few hundred times and then experience horrifying  pain and assumed my defenses didn't hold up.

I groaned as  sat up slowly. My armor being F-rank would h...

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Greed God chapter 210

April 9th 2016 Brightedge City, The Narrows, 6:00 PM EDT

Tracking  down the Order was a clusterfuck, but luckily I still had the League on  speed dial. Unlike the Court they didn't have unclear motives that  would potentially end in my demise, so I had no problem calling in a  favor from the apple dumpling gang.

Nightwing might have  been a chump in fighting and a demi-chad at best when it came to women,  but the guy'...

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Wish upon the Stars chapter 321

Abel stopped beating us early enough that I we were able to get a few  hours of sleep. Our match was at eleven in the morning, so we had a bit  of time to rest at least, but he wouldn't let me heal us until after we  woke up. Aside from the natural healing of Vitality, he also knew the  blast of energy from the heal burst would stop us from sleeping, and  wanted us to maximize the amount of rest we got.

I healed  us up with one heal burst each while we scar...

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Sell you a Bridge chapter 348

July 4th 2016 Quadratum, 8:00 PM EDT

"So."  I said slowly. "I can't decide if not checking here first was  ridiculous, or just common sense. Because...that." I gestured broadly to  the absolutely humongous gothic castle slapped down in the middle of  this otherwise totally modern city. A castle I really didn't want to go  into because the aura around it was not only equally massive, but also  sentient and super fucking hostile.

"That....

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Wish upon the Stars chapter 320

"This sucks." My girlfriend groaned as she slumped down on the couch.  "I'm an Ascendant. A powerful G-ranker who is probably going to hit  F-rank before I turn nineteen, and I have to WORK to make money to pay  my own boyfriend. I became a superhero to avoid this kind of nonsense. I  hate hunting monsters. I can't even bring you along to help because if  we earn the money together it doesn't COUNT."

I just  snickered at her. "You're lucky I already confirm...

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Greed God chapter 209

April 9th 2016 Brightedge City, Hall of Nevers, 10:00 AM EDT

Barbie  lasted the whole night, which was nice. I'd expected her to pass out  halfway through. Being an E ranker clearly gave her a serious boost. She  did end up going to fuck Donna like I told her, but not after the first  round. After she left I went to sleep and waking up the next morning I  felt absolutely fantastic. It was nice to decompress and pound out a bit &...

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Wish upon the Stars chapter 319

Waking up the next morning, I was incredibly exhausted. Between  helping Callie schmooze 'randoms' as Carl called them, and training (I  absolutely wasn't going to waste a chance to train my soul strength  nigh-limitlessly) my brain was fried, and I was still tired when I woke  up. Not physically tired, since my Vitality was pretty high, but  mentally tired. The process of constantly exhausting and refilling soul  strength was a unique kind of exhausting I'd neve...

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Sell you a Bridge chapter 347

July 4th 2016 Quadratum, 3:00 PM EDT

"Haha."  Said the anthropomorphic mouse kind. "Sorry about that. Almost had him.  That old ghost Luxu is a slippery one. Didn't expect the Master of  Masters to be involved in this mess." His big dark eyes were creased at  the corners from his huge grin, and from his aura I could tell this guy  was a genuinely pure hearted person. He reminded me a lot of Sora,  actually, but WAY more powerful. Like...hol...

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Wish upon the Stars chapter 318

I sighed dramatically at the sight of the other man. Hard to forget  someone who threw a rope of sausage at your face during your first  patrol. "Carl." I said, not even bothering to feign enthusiasm. "So good  to...no, wait that isn't true. I see you you're here. Where's your  buddy Stephen?"

Carl  sneered. "They wouldn't let him in because he wasn't wearing shoes." I  hadn't considered that. He glared back at the foor. "They even tried to  say I coul...

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Greed God chapter 208

April 8th 2016 Brightedge City, Hall of Nevers, 6:00 PM EDT

We  got back to hall shortly after that, but I ended up spending a few  hours making calls to various sources about Lilith, and by the time I  was done it was already almost sunset. Barbie didn't complain about the  wait, but she slipped off after an hour or two so I figured I'd have to  call her to my room. Surprisingly, when I arrived, she was there waiting  for ...

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A Rumble of Frost chapter 15

February 15th 2001, Clair Temple's condo, 8:00 AM EDT

I  got back to Claire's place pretty early in the morning. I was  exhausted, but pretty smug. Gwen had eventually been so worn out from  all the fun that she fell asleep, and as much as I'd have liked to nap  with her (because gods was I tired). That didn't seem to be in the  cards. I took a quick shower when I got there (cold, to wake me up) and  when I got our found Claire casually mix...

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Sell you a Bridge chapter 346

July 4th 2016 Quadratum, 2:00 PM EDT

There  are a lot of ways people can hurt someone, even someone like me. Magic  can do amazing things, certain levels of brute force can ignore even my  armor, and there are plenty of weapons that can negate most forms of  defense. SHOOTING someone with the ability to phase through physical  objects, godlike speed, and triple the reflexes a GOD should have,  however, is not a viable form of attack.

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Greed God chapter 207

April 8th 2016 Brightedge City, Grayson Pier, 2:00 PM EDT

Naturally,  we turned that fucking house upside down. With Cherry there to scour  the halls with her ghost powers, we even found a sizable chunk of hidden  compartments. Most of them seemed to have been made recently, but the  house had apparently had a few when they moved in too. Fucking Gotham.  Even after the merge this place was annoyingly dramatic in way too many  ways.

As...

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Wish upon the Stars chapter 317

The Mindbender's Ball was apparently being held at the ballroom of a  local hotel in the city. The Ventralia was an upscale hotel catering to  visiting dignitaries and high ranking Unity and WCP personnel from other  cities. Since most of the E-rankers were concentrated in Rajak, they  mostly saw F-rank visitors, but considering these people were all  influential local powerhouses, the place was still pretty swanky.

As  we gathered outside the place, I took...

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Sell you a Bridge chapter 345

July 4th 2016 Quadratum, 1:00 PM EDT

Quadratum was, as we'd seen from the rooftop, creepy as hell. Empty city streets  were different without all the signs of destruction everywhere. You  would expect it to be less eerie, but somehow the lack of damage made it  much worse. It was like the people here had all vanished in the blink  of an eye without any chance to resist. Some of the cars were literally  in the middle of intersections, but complet...

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Wish upon the Stars chapter 316

"What the actual fuck was that?" Abel said as he strolled over. The  two ghosts he'd been fighting appeared to be sprawled on the sand  leaking some sort of mercurial substance I suspected was ghost blood. He  didn't even notice though as he stared at the spot where the dark magma  dragon that Callie and I had made with our Paired Dueling Skill faded  into a cloud of darkness and green sparks.

I smiled  smugly, pulling Callie against me as she laughed at hi...

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Greed God chapter 206

April 8th 2016 Brightedge City, Grayson Pier, 1:00 PM EDT

I  turned to glare at Cherry. "You didn't think it was a good idea to MENTION the army of werewolves?" It was probably unfair, I could see  that they were fear constructs, but I was still annoyed. This was why we  did fucking recon damn it! I didn't have time for this shit.

Mary  chuckled seductively. "Oh, don't blame the little ghost girl. You think  a vampire as old as I am doesn'...

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Wish upon the Stars chapter 315

The next day found us reporting to one of the WAY too many arenas in  Rajak. "Seriously." I complained. "Why are there like three hundred of  these places in town? Do people not DO anything else?" I knew they did,  actually, because tons of Ascendants spent most of their day hunting  monsters for various bounties or Academy points. There was zero reason  for them to be so bored as to run off to a random Arena to mess around.

Callie  giggled at my annoyed to...

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Sell you a Bridge chapter 344

July 4th 2016 Traverse Town, 11:00 AM EDT

"So."  I said as we climbed aboard the gummi ship (which was much bigger than  it looked from a distance). "Quadratum. Pull up the directions. I hope  this place isn't in the Dark Multiverse. Showing up there would be a  problem for us at the moment." As Sora socketed the blue cube into a  slot on the dashboard, the windshield of the ship flashed brightly and  then a series of readouts began to flas...

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Wish upon the Stars chapter 314

The place Alexander took us was HUGE. I was expecting something like  one of the pubs we had been to before. Something with a bar and wooden  tables and a seedy backroom feel. This new place though...it was really  upscale. It reminded me a bit of Rantano's back in Valen, but not as  obviously geared at mortals.

The new place, Deva, was a  much larger building for one. Where Rantano's was the size of a normal  restaurant, Deva was, at least on the inside, a...

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Greed God chapter 205

April 8th 2016 Brightedge City, Grayson Pier, 12:00 PM EDT

"Huh."  Said Cherry from beside me. "This place is less swanky than I would  have expected. Like I know our house is pretty amazing and there was no  way it could compete, but still, I expected more than this." Most of the  girls I brought along this time were E rank, with the exception of Amy  of course, but Cherry was still at the F rank and allowed to come  anyway.

Aside fr...

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Wish upon the Stars chapter 313

I vaguely considered throwing fruit or something at Midknight as he  returned to talk, but that was clearly beneath my dignity, and also I  didn't have any fruit. Instead I just held Callie's hand as the armored  bastard returned to his obnoxious soliloquy. "Now." He rumbled. "As I'm  sure you know, today we will be selecting your primary opponents. In the  spirit of fairness there will be a random selection rather than a  structured match schedule."

Callie...

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Sell you a Bridge chapter 343

July 4th 2016 Traverse Town, 10:00 AM EDT

We  obviously didn't up and leave for Quadratum at almost midnight. Merlin  took his leave, but the rest of us decided to sleep at the old house.  After informing my daughter that being unconscious did NOT count as  sleep, I and the girls went to bed. I slept unusually well given the  whole mess that was going.

In the morning, I rolled over  to kiss each of my girls and told Zee. "Happy 4th of...

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A Rumble of Frost chapter 14

February 15th 2001, Stacy Residence, 3:00 AM EDT

Finding a donut place open before the ass crack of dawn in New York was easier  than expected. Jack's Donuts was apparently an all night place, and I  even got there early enough to get them fresh rather than snag last  nights old ones. I got two dozen, one and a half for me and half for  Gwen (mostly jellies with a few custard) before heading for her place in  midtown.

When I arrived, I sho...

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