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[Poll] Safety Guidance for Engaging with "Monster Girls"

Good day to you all.  

Be you a fledgling adventurer or an ordinary citizen, you are likely aware of the existence of Monster Girls.  Scattered throughout the wilderness, these humanoid creatures of all shapes and sizes live their lives alongside us with a tentative peace.  Most of them have comparable intelligence to that of an ordinary human- and their instincts drive them to the same desires of ordinary humans as well.

This makes them dangerous.

While co-existence with Monster Girls is possible, the power disparity between the average human and the average Monster Girl is lopsided against our own kind. Their instincts guide them to attract mates for the purposes of pleasure, breeding or feeding.  While many humans can healthily engage in these relationships- you may find yourself 'biting off more than you can chew.'  While an equal partnership is possible, many Monster Girls will overpower your body or mind.  The can force you into a position of subservience, in which they utilize you as an outlet for their lust with no chance of proper recovery or escape.  Some may drain you for everything you have; though these cases are rarer and are typically only experienced by seasoned adventurers going out of their depth.

I have done extensive research on various monster types, and wish to share my trove of knowledge with the general public.  If I save even one person from an ill fate, my years of research will have been worth it.

One of my assistants will be offering informational courses on various types of Monster Girls- their specialties, how to interact with them, the ways they ensnare you, and how to keep yourself safe should you encounter one.  You need not be alarmed by my assistant and her ways- her words will be specifically tailored to test your willpower and resolve to keep yourself safe from the danger.

Please, select an option from the list of Monster Girls below- or write in a monster type.  I shall add more varieties (Of increasing danger level) to these polls as the lessons progress.  My assistant shall prepare a suitable lesson and test on the according type for you to view in the future.

Kind Regards,
Professor Lunch

(And his Assistant~)

Houshou Marine Early Access (Public Version)

Enjoy!

MEGA 

Houshou Marine Patreon Exclusive Version!

EDIT: Quality seems pretty funky on PH, so I uploaded it here as well where it looks less janky!

JOI Database mirror: https://www.the-joi-database.com/watch/35a979fad82c6139c41ebe70

Enjoy!  I had some issues with rendering, so please let me know if there are any issues you catch! The framerate was acting up on me, but it should be good now!

Mid-December Update!

Holidays have been quite a doozy, so my plans are a bit out of sorts!  I hope you enjoyed the Kirigiri release in November, because Marine certainly became quite the task... I had so many ideas to work with, the video kept growing and growing...

Speaking of which, my Marine video is complete!  It will be available in early access for the 1 hour video (It's not a straight shot- branching endings make for a shorter run time!) for all Patrons shortly after this update post!  For all Patrons in the Hearty Lunch or higher tier, you'll have access to an extended version of the video with roughly 15 minutes of extra endings!  The public release of the video should roughly be around the 19th, while the extra endings will remain exclusive.

Next up is Nanakusa Nazuna, from Call of the Night!  Expect a less crazily long video this time... which I hopefully can finish a bit sooner ^^

As for the follow up to her... In theory, the Deluxe Lunch patrons can all pick their own character to submit for a poll to be decided by you, which would have been voted on this month.  This time around though, they've agreed on a character- Ghislaine Dedoldia, from Mushoku Tensei! I hope you like muscles~

I will be posting a... different patron poll later this month though, so keep your eyes peeled for that.  I've got ideas in the back of my head for you all...

Thanks for the support, and I hope to keep the Quality up for you!

Mid November Update

Some things came up and slowed me down... but I'm working on the Houshou Marine video, and hope to release it for Patrons by the end of November- with an early December release for everyone else! There is Patreon exclusive content in this video, if you are feeling horny enough to seek it out~

Nanakusa Nazuna (Call of the Night) won the next Patron poll, so she's going to be worked on in December!

The Deluxe Lunch patrons are deciding on the next character... they may come up with a decision on their own, or could put it to a poll for you to decide.  We'll have to see~

Thanks for supporting me! I'll keep up the quality work.

Kyouko Kirigiri's No Nut November Early Access

Here's the special bonus video that's been in the works for a little bit! Regardless on your level of participation in No Nut November, this video should satisfy your desires...

There's only one, very small extra scene in this Patreon version... so all tiers get the exclusive version this time, as a bonus! The upcoming Houshou Marine video will have exclusive content for the Hearty/Deluxe lunchers only, though.

Remember to vote in the poll if you haven't! The fewer patrons there are, the easier a time you have to influence the results~

Roxy Migurdia Public Release

Enjoy!

Second Regular Character poll!

Working on the NNN video then the Deluxe Luncher voted video... and then this character next!

Who would you like to see?

Roxy Migurdia Early Access

Here's the link! Enjoy~

MEGA

Mid-October Update

Progress on the Roxy Migurdia video is going well! I anticipate being done earlier than expected! After rhyming for a full video, this one brings us back to a more standard set-up; but the writing is held up to my Quality standard! I hope you'll enjoy too when it releases~ ^^(Note- I will upload to PH and JOI database, but I suspect it may not stay on PH)

There is exactly one member of the Deluxe Luncher tier- so their nomination for the next character is the only one! Houshou Marine will be the next character I work on for a video! Expect some additional endings for patrons~

I've also got a good idea for a shorter No Nut November video... so that may manifest sometime as well~

Rough schedule for QL updates (subject to change):
Late October: Roxy Migurdia releases! New character poll selected by me!

Early-Mid November: NNN Video Releases!

Mid-Late November: Houshou Marine releases! (With Patron exclusive endings!) New Deluxe Luncher tier nominations/poll!

December: October poll winner video!

[Exclusive, Revisit] Cheerleader Chants Revisit

For those that wish to revisit this video, enjoy the updated dialogue for your second (or third or more) watch!

There isn't crazy much that I could change, because remaking all the rhymes would be insane, but I hope you enjoy nonetheless~

Cheerleader Chants Early Access

Here's the link.  Enjoy~

MEGA
 

October 2022 Update

Here's what's on the block for October!

First up- Roxy Migurdia won the first Patron poll- with very few votes! I've already started some preliminary work on her video- expect it in early November.  As an early supporter while I grow, your votes count for a lot more- so I hope you're ready to vote again when the next poll comes up!

Speaking of which, I plan to alternate monthly between characters selected by me for polls, and Deluxe Luncher tier patron's selections for polls.  If there are no Deluxe Luncher Patrons by the 15th, I'll put up a regular character poll of my choice.  If I do get an early supporter or two... You might just have a hand in getting exactly what you want quickly. ;)

Next up- I have a video releasing to the public on October 12th, titled "Cheerleader Chants, Mesmerizing Trance!" I've gotten a little experimental with it to present an interesting premise while I continue to update and learn editing techniques, so I hope you enjoy~

As for Patron goodies- Diet Lunchers will have access to that video now (in a separate post), while Hearty Lunchers will have access to a "Revisit" version of the video- essentially the same visual content, but with some updated dialogue to suggest that you aren't watching the video for the first time!

First regular character poll!

Hi there! Below are a few options for characters to select for my next video! I'm already working on something else, so this video will be worked on after that!

This poll will run to the end of September- then in October, we'll start our first specialty poll!