Earlier I made a comment about the main character being the dragon-simp.
And I stand by it, but I also can't blame them - Saadia kinda thicc tho.
To be continued next week/month!
2026-01-30 22:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostSession Zero for our fledgling nerd - sniff, I'm so proud!
Tune in next week for more Kylie, more Kirby, and lots and lots of nerdy calories!
2026-01-28 20:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostThis was the beginnings to a Fallout story that I started working on a while back. Part of it has been uploaded before for my $7.50+ tier, but I've decided to take the project in another direction. I'll probably still use this terminal-style interface, but this is just a dead draft in the water.
I hope y'all enjoy it!
2026-01-27 21:35:55 +0000 UTC View Post** There was a passability error in the Cutie Pie's map preventing players from exiting.
I have updated the download page with a new version that fixed this problem.
Sorry for the inconvenience!
Hello my friends! It's been a hell of a week for a lot of us in the southern states. There was a big winter storm that flew through here over the weekend, and it's left plenty of people snowed in.
Things are calming down in my area now, but after a big storm not too long...
2026-01-27 19:50:29 +0000 UTC View PostStarting at 8pm EST, on my Discord channel!
Be there or be square, y'nerds.
2026-01-27 00:14:36 +0000 UTC View PostIntroducing the biggest divergence thus far from our main questline.
Because make no mistake, if this were in the game, it'd be my main questline.
2026-01-23 22:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostThere's room at the table for one more, right?
For now, anyway...
2026-01-21 20:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
I've been hard at work with this month's update, and I'm finally knocking out one of the sections that has needed the most TLC for a good, long while - the Notes section.
The bios have been streamlined so that the information comes a lot easier (more targeted ones will come with the final dialogue edit) and likes/dislikes have been streamlined down to JUST the flavors that the character likes/dislikes (which you'll learn by giving gifts or checking the bulletin board in Cutie Pie's)
... 2026-01-20 00:04:14 +0000 UTC View PostKEMATUUUUUU
I'LL CHASE YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE EAAAAARTH!!
KEMATUUU!
2026-01-16 22:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhat, you thought these were the "stay at home and play video games" kind of nerds?
Well you're right, but also - mushrooms are hella fun.
2026-01-14 20:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostDragonborn? More like...
more like...
uh...
Dragon-simp!
Haha gottem.
2026-01-09 22:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostFinally, right?
Jeez, I've never been this late before. I can't apologize enough for this delay - the holidays and my new medication really kicked my butt.
Thankfully I don't have a lot to go over, but suffice it to say, I hope that the rest of this year is much better for all of us. I'm still moving towards a March/April release date, so let's keep moving forward.
Effectively, there'll be two releases this month - this one, which is late, and another one that'll be more fo...
2026-01-07 23:39:54 +0000 UTC View PostLet's meet some more of the main cast, shall we?
Tune in every Wednesday for more Fake Geek Goodness!
2026-01-07 20:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostI haven't forgotten about y'all! The new Cicada Springs update should be here tomorrow, or by Wednesday at the latest.
I've been having awful side effects to some new medication I've been on, on top of the holiday crunch) and it's made working very difficult. I appreciate your patience, and know that I'm working my cute little butt off to get this out for y'all.
Again, I'm very sorry, and I'll have an update for y'all soon 🙂
2026-01-06 00:35:27 +0000 UTC View PostLet's revisit an old favorite - or at the very least, a game so infamous that it can be run on your Samsung Smart Fridge.
You are the Dragonborn, fresh from a pilgrimage to Halted Stream Camp. Your companion, Faendal, notices that there are some Alik'r warriors harassing the local guards, looking for a Redguard woman - one that happens to match the description of the local barmaid, Saadia...
Saadia is her name, right? At least, that's what she's wanted you to think - as i...
2026-01-02 22:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostMeet Kylie Kirby, a vapid party girl who goes from clubbing and bubbly to nerdy and chubby thanks to falling in with a crowd of D&D nerds.
This story will continue weekly, until the end of this "campaign" - get ready for the long haul and lots (and lots) of slice(s) of life!
2026-01-02 20:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostSee the title! I'm so glad to be done with 2025 - and more importantly, I'm looking forward to 2026 and all that it has in store. Both for me, and for y'all!
I feel like I say this every year, but 2026 has some of my strongest writing yet, and it's coming your way pretty soon! I've gotten a large chunk of this year planned out already, and more than a third of it is already written and ready to go!
Just in January, you've got the debut of two stories that I'm super excite...
2025-12-31 19:43:13 +0000 UTC View PostMight be a few days late. Sorry everyone!
Between computer troubles, internet troubles, and holiday troubles I haven't had as much time as I need to work on my game this month.
In a perfect world, I'll get it done in time - Alex's endings are what's on the chopping block this month, and I'd like to get them done ASAP.
In the meantime, I hope everyone's had a wonderful holiday season, and I can't wait for y'all to see the stories I've been cooking for the new year! 2025-12-27 18:44:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Selina Kyle has stolen a lot of things in Gotham, but this time the prize steals her. When Catwoman slips on the ancient Amulet of B’Ast, the “little boost” that the legends fortold start to get out of hand.
She's stronger, faster, hungrier... it doesn't take long until she's practically popping out of her cat suit! But as long as her new partner is happy, then Selina doesn't see a reason to start showing restraint...
Eventually, Batgirl - Gotham's seco...
2025-12-26 22:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostSelina Kyle has stolen a lot of things in Gotham, but this time the prize steals her. When Catwoman slips on the ancient Amulet of B’Ast, the “little boost” that the legends fortold start to get out of hand.
She's stronger, faster, hungrier... it doesn't take long until she's practically popping out of her cat suit! But as long as her new partner is happy, then Selina doesn't see a reason to start showing restraint...
Eventually, Batgirl - Gotham's seco...
2025-12-24 22:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostSelina Kyle has stolen a lot of things in Gotham, but this time the prize steals her. When Catwoman slips on the ancient Amulet of B’Ast, the “little boost” that the legends fortold start to get out of hand.
She's stronger, faster, hungrier... it doesn't take long until she's practically popping out of her cat suit! But as long as her new partner is happy, then Selina doesn't see a reason to start showing restraint...
Eventually, Batgirl - Gotham's seco...
2025-12-19 22:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostSelina Kyle has stolen a lot of things in Gotham, but this time the prize steals her. When Catwoman slips on the ancient Amulet of B’Ast, the “little boost” that the legends fortold start to get out of hand.
She's stronger, faster, hungrier... it doesn't take long until she's practically popping out of her cat suit! But as long as her new partner is happy, then Selina doesn't see a reason to start showing restraint...
Eventually, Batgirl - Gotham's seco...
2025-12-17 22:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostWatchmen is one of my favorite comics of all time (boo, hiss)
Its influence on the medium cannot be overstated, its storytelling is groundbreaking, and it was written by the angriest wizard to have ever lived. It is, in my humble opinion, a perfect graphic novel.
It's also really hard to write fatlit about because of how fucking dense it is.
Not long after Alan Moore wrote Watchmen, and before he was on the outs with DC, he wrote supplemental material for the DC Heroes tabl...
2025-12-12 22:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostSelina Kyle has stolen a lot of things in Gotham, but this time the prize steals her. When Catwoman slips on the ancient Amulet of B’Ast, the “little boost” that the legends fortold start to get out of hand.
She's stronger, faster, hungrier... it doesn't take long until she's practically popping out of her cat suit! But as long as her new partner is happy, then Selina doesn't see a reason to start showing restraint...
Eventually, Batgirl - Gotham's seco...
2025-12-12 22:00:04 +0000 UTC View PostSelina Kyle has stolen a lot of things in Gotham, but this time the prize steals her. When Catwoman slips on the ancient Amulet of B’Ast, the “little boost” that the legends fortold start to get out of hand.
She's stronger, faster, hungrier... it doesn't take long until she's practically popping out of her cat suit! But as long as her new partner is happy, then Selina doesn't see a reason to start showing restraint...
Eventually, Batgirl - Gotham's seco...
2025-12-10 22:00:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Want me to write some words for you?
Drop me a line here on Patreon, Discord, or DeviantArt! OR, if you'd rather, I have a handy-dandy google form that you can use to submit your stuff here:
I'll be taking on a limited number of slots, so get your submission in while you can!
2025-12-10 16:38:25 +0000 UTC View PostAlrighty boys, girls, and nonbinary baddies - it's time to vote on which stories get what kind of continuation!
The Mix and Match game from last month had 5 rounds, with 3 stories that are eligible for this poll. There's a sister poll, found [here] that'll handle the runner-ups. Each patron tier has a poll that's exactly like this one, with $5 peeps getting 2 votes, and $7.50+ getting three votes.
The story with the most votes will recieve a 3,000-word continuation.
The stor...
2025-12-07 20:57:59 +0000 UTC View PostAlrighty boys, girls, and nonbinary baddies - it's time to vote on which stories get what kind of continuation!
The Mix and Match game from last month had 5 rounds, with 3 stories that are eligible for this poll. There's a sister poll, found [here] that'll handle the runner-ups. Each patron tier has a poll that's exactly like this one, with $5 peeps getting 2 votes, and $7.50+ getting three votes.
The story with the most votes will recieve a 3,000-word continuation.
The sto...
2025-12-07 20:56:59 +0000 UTC View PostAlrighty boys, girls, and nonbinary baddies - it's time to vote on which stories get what kind of continuation!
This poll pertains to the 500-word short stories found in Rounds 3 and 5! The four stories that are voted the highest in this poll will recieve a 500-word continuation.
If you're ...
2025-12-07 20:55:31 +0000 UTC View Post(Psst, that's No More Diets backwards)
We close out our Mix & Match game with the last bonus round - a DC-themed short story voted on by you, my wonderful wonderful readers.
You've got Jessica Cruz, Wonder Woman, Hawkgirl, and you've got Zatanna?
C'mon, that's an All-Star lineup right there. An Absolute unit of a character troupe. Are you All-In on the premise yet? It'd be a real Crisis if you missed out!
2025-12-02 22:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post