Sunny wanted to get off of Earth.
But trading the cramped terran environment for an even more cramped cabin in space is not turning out like she thought it'd be. Who knew that being out in space was so... boring?
And fattening.
A slow burn story in the stars, follow Sunny as she gets intimately familiar with the inner workings of her fellow passengers, and as the cabin space gets smaller and smaller... and smaller.
EDIT: I got called in for an extra shift today, and am getting home kind of late. The latest version will be up on or before Friday!
Hey kids - normally I'd have the update done by now, but with everything that's been going on in my life, it's been a little difficult to get into a good creative rhythm.
I haven't missed a deadline yet, though - and I don't intend to start now.
This coming update for Cicada Springs (which you can expect in the next few days - proba...
2023-03-27 15:24:26 +0000 UTC View PostThis will be the last chapter of this story to be posted for a while - I was planning on finishing up the story in February and continuing to post until its completion, but my family situation has made that unfeasible.
In addition, I unfortunately had to cut this month's chapter 1000 words short - another story has been slated into the queue to make up for that difference in words, and when I do the "finalized" version of this story, I plan on coming back to boost this chapter up to its...
2023-03-22 19:00:01 +0000 UTC View PostTonight, at 8pm EST, I'll be hosting a write night on my discord server!
If you don't know what a write night is, it's where I get drunk and turn liquor into words in (almost) real-time. People submit a prompt, they get 500 words out of it! Newbies and folks who haven't gotten a prompt before always get first dibs, and I usually wind up doing at least 2 rounds.
Again, that's 8pm Eastern Standard time! Be there or be square!
2023-03-19 18:04:10 +0000 UTC View PostContinuing in the long tradition of everyone more interesting than Haley getting their own spin on the "Life of" franchise, I introduce to you...
...more of the waitress?
That can't be right, can it?
Perfectus in Mundo was a story about Aubrey being placed in, and ultimately creating, her own Perfect World.
These are a series of shorts designed to answer the question "what if someone else had found the coin?"
Enjoy a multi-part series that allows some fan-favorite characters to indulge in their whims, wants, and weightiness as we explore what a "perfect world" might look like to someone with different priorities than Aubrey.
2023-03-15 19:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostThis was originally one of the stories I worked on in a write night and decided to come back to it.
It's a shorty, but here's hoping y'all enjoy it!
2023-03-10 22:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostWe welcome back Riley from the hit series I Liked You Better Fat in a new job at a new gym with some... new ideas about customer service.
2023-03-08 20:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostSometimes Bobo does neat stuff! This is one of them.
There's an 11-minute audio version of the story "Doc" available for $7.50 patrons and up, but I didn't want anyone else to feel left out!
2023-03-03 15:46:57 +0000 UTC View PostBobo does fun things sometimes.
If this is a thing that y'all like, I might do more of them!
2023-03-03 05:54:38 +0000 UTC View PostBecause I needed more time to write Nat & the Book of Fat.
2023-03-02 20:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
A while back I commissioned Lewdsona to take a crack at everyone's favorite great big grumpy green gal, Griselda!
Why, whatever do you mean it's the crystal's fault she's fat? That doesn't sound right. Crystals can't MAKE you do anything.
You're just enabling her.
2023-02-26 14:33:22 +0000 UTC View PostSpider-Man, Spider-Man.
Does whatever a Spider can.
Can he lift, these big gals?
Enjoy these two reluctant pals
As they staaaaaaaaaar in some fatfictionnnnnn.
2023-02-24 22:00:01 +0000 UTC View PostOOOOOOOH WEEEEEEEE.
Y'all I cannot fucking tell you how excited I am to have this huge update out. Like, so much has changed in such a short amount of time.
We're officially out of Alpha - this is the blueprint that the game will be built on for the remainder of its lifespan. And there are still lots of things to fix and add, sure, but this game is SO MUCH BETTER imo.
And none of it would have been possible without my crack team of bugtesters! We've a...
2023-02-23 01:22:11 +0000 UTC View PostOwen hasn't been back to Pin Oak Pointe since he went off for college.
And in that time, he's had a lot of time to deal with some of the things that he wishes that he could change. The death of his parents. His estranged relationship with his sister and friends back home. Most pressingly in the face of his engagement, his fetish for obese women. Becca, his fiancée, has barely anything in common with the blobs that he masturbates to online. The kinds of women that he fantasizes about. ...
Huge, enormous, incredibly big update to Cicada Springs dropping soon.
We're talking:
-No more Day/Night system
-No more arbitrary Day Count
-No more split between downtown and uptown
-A much smoother and easier dialogue system (that's for me to program and y'all to read)
-Sleek HUD
-Redesigned sprites and graphics
I'm not kidding when I say that this will basically be a whole new game. And you know the best part? v0.3.1 is coming next w...
2023-02-18 01:04:09 +0000 UTC View PostThis one's a bit of an oddity. So I'll just sum it up with the commissioner's description:
"A famous cartoon voice actress is doing one of those episodes.
Her smug villainess character gets addicted to sweets and blows up, and at least part of the humor comes from other characters trying to dance around the issue to avoid provoking her wrath.
In the real world, the actress finds the concept hilarious and decides to method act a bit by bringing a big box...
2023-02-17 22:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostPerfectus in Mundo was a story about Aubrey being placed in, and ultimately creating, her own Perfect World.
These are a series of shorts designed to answer the question "what if someone else had found the coin?"
Enjoy a multi-part series that allows some fan-favorite characters to indulge in their whims, wants, and weightiness as we explore what a "perfect world" might look like to someone with different priorities than Aubrey.
2023-02-15 20:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostI'm uh... legally required to tell you that this isn't canon.
It's also really short and cute.
2023-02-13 22:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostLast week, my family and I were given some very frightening news concerning someone very near and dear to our hearts. A member of my family is undergoing a very serious, very risky surgery - and her quality of life even if it is successful is never going to be the same again.
Luckily, situations like these are exactly why I write so far in advance.
All of my stories for this month are already scheduled out. My release slate will be altered to factor in time needed to finish ASOPO...
2023-02-11 17:06:12 +0000 UTC View PostSorry for the delay on getting this poll out there. This month has been a lot.
Clover won the last poll, and her sprite was added [here] - vote on whose "huge" sprite will get posted next!
So, over the years, I've tried to do something around this time of year as a thank-you to my fans and readers.
The first two have been free 5k giveaways given away to different people on different platforms. And I still plan on doing one this year! But in the meantime, I wanted to do something a little special for my readers.
Over the years, I've written many, many stories. Long ones, short ones, weird ones, it's all been very, very fun!
But with how much I...
2023-02-07 23:01:31 +0000 UTC View PostA sorceress finds out that she gets more power the fatter she gets, but she can’t cheat and use magic to fatten up, so she has to do it the old fashioned way, enlisting the aid of the local baker in town, she sets about to become the fattest sorceress alive. But when her secret gets out, she may find that she has stiff competition from the other sorceress’ of the realm.
2023-02-07 21:16:24 +0000 UTC View PostMy PC is officially back up and running - which means that I can officially schedule out all of the content I'll need for this month. I'll go ahead and do that before I get everything back up to snuff.
To avoid things like this in the future, I'll be converting all of my slated content to OneDrive so that I can access it even if this thing decides to die on me again.
I appreciate the patience, the understanding, and continued financial support :)
2023-02-07 01:44:28 +0000 UTC View PostLET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CUTTING LINES IN A SLOW BURN STORY YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS
2023-02-02 21:17:17 +0000 UTC View PostThis is the start of a slow-burn hard sci-fi story.
I, uh... I had a definition written up. But it's on my hard drive on my desktop.
...
...
is it too late for me to make a Portal 2 "SPAAAAAAAAAAAACE" joke?
2023-02-02 21:16:54 +0000 UTC View PostDue to some computer issues, I am currently without my desktop. I am still able to work on games like Cicada Springs and Coven of Calahree, but I am currently unable to access all of the folders with my stories located in them.
Luckily for me, I've got most of them squirreled away in emails and Discord chats, so it shouldn't affect things too much (hopefully).
The biggest hurdle will be that Melva's Magical Mass's final chapter will be delayed to a week or two from now, since it's...
2023-01-31 18:59:45 +0000 UTC View PostAlright! So normally, I try and post something funny or something relatable to this chapter to try and break the ice.
But the truth is, last month was a lot busier than I thought that it would be. And I didn't have a lot of time to move forward as much as I wanted to with this update. I planned on it being much bigger, complete with a dialogue overhaul for the first few days.
So last month, I promised that that would be the last "boring" update for a while. As in, the last update...
Sorry for the radio silence on this one - I've had a really busy month.
Hopefully tomorrow, but worst case scenario the day after, I'll have the next Cicada Springs chapter up and ready to download! This next one will be Day 3 out of 5, moving us to the halfway point before I go absolutely insane and try to script out all the various different ways that each characters' story can end.
Oh yeah, and the chubby sprites will (finally) be available in-game!
Lots to lo...
2023-01-29 23:43:07 +0000 UTC View Post