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[OCT] $7.50 Reward!

A slice of life story without the context is just a story, right?

Enjoy a sneak peek at next year's new weekly story - Fake Geek Girl - and jump right into the Halloween-themed fantasy sequence to boot!

Trick-or-treat? More like Girls-Gotta-Eat!

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Coven of Calahree - The Lazy Guard's Tale [Alternate Ending]

This is functionally the same story as the original story posted [here], but with a slightly different ending. This was a commissioned story, and my client liked the one I posted! But I still have the original draft out, and it's nice to give y'all exclusives where I can.

In the months since the Great Devouring, it had become clear that some people were just never going to go back to being “normal”.

Once upon a time, Colleen had been a fledgling guard for the city of Aemple. B...

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Coven of Calahree - the Lazy Guard's Tale [SSBBW]

In the months since the Great Devouring, it had become clear that some people were just never going to go back to being “normal”.

Once upon a time, Colleen had been a fledgling guard for the city of Aemple. Bound by duty to serve the Three-Crowned Kingdom and all of its people, she had wanted nothing more than to protect those around her and bring order to the chaos that would dominate their lives if she let it. Combating witches, fending off invasions of orcs, or even just putting ...

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Suggest-A-Story, 2025 [$5 Tier]

Alright everyone, it's been long enough! That pinned post has been at the top of my page while I worked on commissions - but with only four more to go, I've got to start planning for the future!

I've taken five ideas suggested directly by you, the readers at home, and I'm going to let you vote on what the Reader's Choice will be for 2026. As a reminder, last year's story was Whatever Happened to Hannah Hammond View Post

Suggest-A-Story, 2025 [$7.50+ Tier]

Alright everyone, it's been long enough! That pinned post has been at the top of my page while I worked on commissions - but with only four more to go, I've got to start planning for the future!

I've taken five ideas suggested directly by you, the readers at home, and I'm going to let you vote on what the Reader's Choice will be for 2026. As a reminder, last year's story was Whatever Happened to Hannah Hammond View Post

Coven of Calahree - Blue Ribbon Bunnies [SSBBWs]

An epilogue story about what happens after the events of Coven of Calahree!

Let's walk through a day in the life of Leverette (that's the blue bunny girl) as she navigates being the hyper-spoiled sweetheart of one Ginny Grimoire - the Coven is debuting a fancy contraption at the Summermourn festival, and Leverette is just the gal to help with the showcase!

Aemple really only has one big festival, and it's nice to let herself go a little. But if Ginny keeps feeding her the...

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A Strange Occurrence at Pin Oak Pointe 9

A few months ago I went into the woods and started working on this draft again. At the risk of peeling back the veil, I got really high and brought nothing but Twin Peaks and old horror anthologies to help get me in the mood for this particular story.

I got rouuuughly 10,000 words written, and then took them home to polish them up. This is the first 1/3 of that.

This story is one of those things that I've been working on, off-and-on, for a few years now. Between commissions and ot...

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Cicada Springs v0.10.0.1. | Charlie x Margot

Hello again, friends! Normally I don't make two separate posts for these kinds of updates, but I didn't want the update to get lost in all that calendar and time stuff that I posted about in the previous update.

The link at the bottom of the page has Charlie's secret ending, where she and Margot hook up.

It's roughly 3000 words, and features Margot's secret sprite!

After this, the only character without any endings is Alex - who is next up on the chopping block. I plan on g...

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the Extra-Large Life of Riley [BBW/WG] - 3/3

Tune in next month for a small alternate ending that's fitting for the spooky season.

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Cicada Springs v0.10.0.0 | Time in a Bottle

Hello everyone, and welcome back to my monthly updates on this project.

I hope that everyone's Summer months are wrapping up nicely, and that the Fall is going to be kind to you. My August was derailed by Jury Duty for much of this last week. For those of you who have served on a jury before, you'll know firsthand that it isn't very fun.

Although there was some interruption in my game-making and writing process, I have a fairly comprehensive update ready for you.

Strap in,...

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Bailey & the Big Pink Beach House, Part 2 [NSFW]

This is the second "part" in a series of chapters from an interactive story, originally posted on writing.com, called Holiday with Your Fat Wife. If you'd like to read the first part, please check it out here for free!

It is formatted in such a way that other authors can select options that take them, and th...

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Deep Tissue, Part 6 of 6 [BBW/XWG]

Sometimes, people are repressed for a reason.

"Treat yourself mentality" is a dangerous thing! First it's massages, then it's chocolates, then you're taking seconds and sometimes thirds... Lena Weiss never used to have any of this willpower problem before she got convinced to have a deep tissue massage at the Lotus Petal Parlor!

Now that she's learned to let herself go a little, she's putting on quite the show for the owner. He gets to watch his best customer get wider and wider, ...

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Deep Tissue, part 5 of 6 [BBW/XWG]

Sometimes, people are repressed for a reason.

"Treat yourself mentality" is a dangerous thing! First it's massages, then it's chocolates, then you're taking seconds and sometimes thirds... Lena Weiss never used to have any of this willpower problem before she got convinced to have a deep tissue massage at the Lotus Petal Parlor!

Now that she's learned to let herself go a little, she's putting on quite the show for the owner. He gets to watch his best customer get wider and wider, ...

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Deep Tissue, part 4 of 6 [BBW/XWG]

Sometimes, people are repressed for a reason.

"Treat yourself mentality" is a dangerous thing! First it's massages, then it's chocolates, then you're taking seconds and sometimes thirds... Lena Weiss never used to have any of this willpower problem before she got convinced to have a deep tissue massage at the Lotus Petal Parlor!

Now that she's learned to let herself go a little, she's putting on quite the show for the owner. He gets to watch his best customer get wider and wider, ...

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Deep Tissue, part 3 of 6 [BBW/XWG]

Sometimes, people are repressed for a reason.

"Treat yourself mentality" is a dangerous thing! First it's massages, then it's chocolates, then you're taking seconds and sometimes thirds... Lena Weiss never used to have any of this willpower problem before she got convinced to have a deep tissue massage at the Lotus Petal Parlor!

Now that she's learned to let herself go a little, she's putting on quite the show for the owner. He gets to watch his best customer get wider and wider, ...

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Deep Tissue, Part 2 of 6 [BBW/XWG]

Sometimes, people are repressed for a reason.

"Treat yourself mentality" is a dangerous thing! First it's massages, then it's chocolates, then you're taking seconds and sometimes thirds... Lena Weiss never used to have any of this willpower problem before she got convinced to have a deep tissue massage at the Lotus Petal Parlor!

Now that she's learned to let herself go a little, she's putting on quite the show for the owner. He gets to watch his best customer get wider and wider, ...

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Deep Tissue, Part 1 of 6 [BBW/XWG]

Sometimes, people are repressed for a reason.

"Treat yourself mentality" is a dangerous thing! First it's massages, then it's chocolates, then you're taking seconds and sometimes thirds... Lena Weiss never used to have any of this willpower problem before she got convinced to have a deep tissue massage at the Lotus Petal Parlor!

Now that she's learned to let herself go a little, she's putting on quite the show for the owner. He gets to watch his best customer get wider and wider,...

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the Extra-Large Life of Riley [BBW/WG] - 2/3

Let's catch up with our good friend Riley.

Ever since she debuted in I Liked You Better Fat, and co-starred in Perfectus in Mundo (not to mention a cameo appearance in Raye & Fayzan!) Riley's been turning readers' heads. But after going through the wringer in those stories, quitting her job, getting dumped by her girlfriend, it only made sense that we'd catch up with her again in Life of Riley, posted last year.

Since then, things haven't been... great for Riley.

<...

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A Strange Occurrence at Pin Oak Pointe 8+8.e(Revised)

A few months ago I went into the woods and started working on this draft again. At the risk of peeling back the veil, I got really high and brought nothing but Twin Peaks and old horror anthologies to help get me in the mood for this particular story.

I got rouuuughly 10,000 words written, and then took them home to polish them up. This is the first 1/3 of that.

This story is one of those things that I've been working on, off-and-on, for a few years now. Between commissions and ot...

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She's probably all-Riley-t.

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Cicada Springs v0.9.6.4 | Margot Ending 1

This is probably the best ending yet, you should really check it out.

Hello again, my friends.

I always hate turning in things late. I'm sorry if I've inconvenienced anyone. It's been a wild month, and stepping back into the project after taking last month off was a little more than I accounted for.

But on the upside, I think that this ending showed me a lot of what I'd like for the other endings to be. This one's script was over 3000 words just by itself. There's a very str...

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Cicada Springs is running a little late.

But hopefully not by much! Margot's ending this month wound up being a lot longer than I anticipated it being, and getting everything just right is taking some time.

In a perfect world, I'll be getting it out tomorrow after work, instead of a planned tomorrow at noon.

Sorry about making y'all wait, but I don't intend for it to be long!

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God Bless the Sullivans (Lord Knows They Need It) [BBW/SSBBW/XWG] - 4/4

The first longform story that I wrote for my audience here was Bless Her Heart - a story about a new mom desperate for friends that comes into contact with a group of bad actors that are looking for a new Designated Fat Friend.

In so many ways, Shelby Sullivan was the architect of Carrie Cooleyfinger's double-wide demise - that poor housefrau never stood a chance at being anything other than a big fat blimp as long as Shelby and her capri-wearing cronies were involved! Sure, everyone's ...

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Whatever Happened to Hannah Hammond? [Cover]

Image given to us by the inimitable MX-FA

"Cover" edition editing done by yours truly.

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God Bless the Sullivans (Lord Knows They Need It) [BBW/SSBBW/XWG] - 3/4

The first longform story that I wrote for my audience here was Bless Her Heart - a story about a new mom desperate for friends that comes into contact with a group of bad actors that are looking for a new Designated Fat Friend.

In so many ways, Shelby Sullivan was the architect of Carrie Cooleyfinger's double-wide demise - that poor housefrau never stood a chance at being anything other than a big fat blimp as long as Shelby and her capri-wearing cronies were involved! Sure, everyone's ...

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The Halloween Special...

...is running a bit long.

The Mix and Match stories are going to be handled a little differently this year! Y'all have already gotten the May extra back in the Captain Marvel/Spider-Woman story Since You've Been Maw-n but the rest of the results are coming soon!

Part of the fun of the bonus rounds is that I can theme them around what stories are coming around that month. May had Marv...

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God Bless the Sullivans (Lord Knows They Need It) [BBW/SSBBW/XWG] - 2/4

The first longform story that I wrote for my audience here was Bless Her Heart - a story about a new mom desperate for friends that comes into contact with a group of bad actors that are looking for a new Designated Fat Friend.

In so many ways, Shelby Sullivan was the architect of Carrie Cooleyfinger's double-wide demise - that poor housefrau never stood a chance at being anything other than a big fat blimp as long as Shelby and her capri-wearing cronies were involved! Sure, everyone's ...

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Suggest-A-Story, 2025 [Pitch Me!]

In the spirit of making this an annual thing, I'd like to formally announce that I'm going to be taking open suggestions for the Suggest-A-Story 2025 round!

As I near the end of this commission slate (six more to go, bbyyy!) I'm already gearing up for the next! This time last year, I was hosting pitch ideas for my next personal project, to be slotted in with my commission slate. Last year's winner was Whatever Happened to Hannah Hammond, and I'd love to do it all agai...

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God Bless the Sullivans (Lord Knows They Need It) [BBW/SSBBW/XWG] - 1/4

The first longform story that I wrote for my audience here was Bless Her Heart - a story about a new mom desperate for friends that comes into contact with a group of bad actors that are looking for a new Designated Fat Friend.

In so many ways, Shelby Sullivan was the architect of Carrie Cooleyfinger's double-wide demise - that poor housefrau never stood a chance at being anything other than a big fat blimp as long as Shelby and her capri-wearing cronies were involved! Sure, everyone's ...

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