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Write Night, Tonight!

There's gonna be a write night on my discord server!

Write nights are where I get drunk and you people throw prompts at me until I pass out. It's a fun way for me to write on the fly, and it usually adds up to anywhere from 3 to 5k of shorties!

If you're down, come check it out! Newbies get priority picks, and we start at 7pm EST.

See you there!

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Opposites Attract [BBW/XWG/FMG] - (4/5)

TAKE TWO STEPS FORWARD

AND TAKE TWO STEPS BACK

THEY GO TOGETHER

'CUZ ONE GETS REALLY FAT

AND YOU KNOW - BOTH ARE BULKING

BUT JUST ONE REALLY FAAAT

THEY GO TOGETHER

'CUZ ONE GETS REALLY FAT.

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the Tamberland Tonnage 2, pt. 1

A, um... expanded tale around the original Tamberland Tonnage.

Fully... uh... fleshed out... into four-part sequel series with an alternate ending.

Aw jeez it's hard to not write these with puns.

Included here is the original short story, as well as its original description:

In where a daughter takes an innocuous comment about a simple, silly bet between cousins too far.

Obviously not for sexy reasons. No way, who gets off on making thei...

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[BCU Bests] I Liked You Better Fat

I've been writing for a long, long time.

There is a large chance that, if you're following this page, you haven't read everything that I've ever written - mostly because it's scattered across various websites, or it isn't easily compiled, or so on and so forth.

So, as a treat for my free members and my more game-oriented subscribers, I want to change that! At least once a month (until I run out) I'll be taking some of my favorite stories released to the public and re-releasing the...

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The Bobopages (April)

Carte Blanche [BBWs/XWG/Corruption] - (3/3)

Fame changes people. Money changes people.

Felix de la Rojas has been in the market of ruining people for years. It's his fetish, his kink, to watch good people become corrupted by the love and affection that he showers them with. After years of playing it safe as a well-liked B-list actor, after years of ruining his wife and her family, some issues have come home to roost.

Like wife, like sister, like ...

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A Brand-Moo Banner

It's easy to forget that I've been writing this stuff since I was a teenager.

A lot of my characters either get retired or set aside for a myriad of reasons. But thanks to MX-FA's input over the past few months and his infection fervor for the character, he has helped me revive an old face with a new purpose! From Buttercombe Academy to streaming, cow-spotted sensation, MooRissa is all grown up and is ready to grace the banner on my socials!

I mean, she's already the icon to my Di...

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Mix & Match Game 8, Bonus Round 2 - I Tell Ya Hwat

I mean, y'all knew this was coming but like...

April Fools?

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Sneak Peek! [April]

Tamberlandanandin'

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Cicada Springs, v0.9.1.1

Now back to our regularly scheduled end-of-the-month programming, lol.

This update marks another substantial bump in the right direction. As I introduce custom art assets into the game and continue to tweak the visual components of the game more and more, we're inching ever closer to getting where I want Cicada Springs to land as a finished product. Moving forward, at least for the next few updates, the main focus of these updates is going to be implementing new sprite work.

For ...

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Sweets by Serena [BBWs/WG/XWG] - (3/4)

It's always been Serena's dream to own a bakery. To get out from behind the desk of her thankless job as a social worker and to do what she's good at.

Unfortunately, this just isn't the world where dreams can just come true. Not without putting a lot of money and effort into it; and that's not even taking into consideration that owning a business is at least 50% luck.

However, there are powers that be that favor Serena and her quest for opening up a bakery. Cute little devils that...

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Cicada Springs Sneak Peeks (Spritework)

Hey! This is where I'm gonna dump the spritework that I do for the characters. The chibi-style RPG Maker sprites are fine, but getting to do custom assets for this game has always been something that I wanted to do, and I think it fits the vibe I'm going for a lot better.

As I finalize more designs and get them situated in the grid where they need to be, I'll be updating this post with more spritework.

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Cicada Springs is on the Way!

Don't worry, I haven't forgotten y'all! This month has been really hectic, and I haven't had much time to be in my office.

On top of a new portrait layout and some other QOL stuff, this update marks the first one where I will be employing custom assets like sprite work. Rather than relying on templates, as per Coven of Calahree, Cicada Springs will feature original sprite work that better reflect characters' gains.

Anyone who has seen my work on the various Stardew Fatty mods shou...

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Carte Blanche [BBWs/XWG/Corruption] - (2/3)

Fame changes people. Money changes people.

Felix de la Rojas has been in the market of ruining people for years. It's his fetish, his kink, to watch good people become corrupted by the love and affection that he showers them with. After years of playing it safe as a well-liked B-list actor, after years of ruining his wife and her family, some issues have come home to roost.

Like wife, like sister, like mother.

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The Rolls on Riley

Originally, I wanted to post this a little later.

But then I realized that you've all been very good lately, and deserve a treat.

Here's a small 1k follow-up to The Life of Riley, further expanding what is rapidly becoming Riley's little corner of my literary works

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Opposites Attract [BBW/XWG/FMG] - (3/5)

TAKE TWO STEPS FORWARD

AND TAKE TWO STEPS BACK

THEY GO TOGETHER

'CUZ ONE GETS REALLY FAT

AND YOU KNOW - BOTH ARE BULKING

BUT JUST ONE REALLY FAAAT

THEY GO TOGETHER

'CUZ ONE GETS REALLY FAT.

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Baldur's Gate 3: Big Red Devil - [SSBBW/NSFW]

Karlach's really let herself go since she and the player character started hooking up.

Like how... how are they supposed to actually fu-

Oh. Oh wow. Look at 'em go.

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Mix & Match Game 8, Round 5 - the Blue Plate Special

With that, Game 8 of Mix and Match's traditional rounds come to a close! Here we have four characters that YOU voted on, in where I write them to be as large as I feel like they can get narratively.

This game was a lot of fun! But we're not done yet.

After this round there will be two bonus rounds (they'll be posted in April and May) as well as the End of Game Special - in where all of the longform stories will receive sequels, as well as four of...

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Sneak Peek! [March]

Tamberlands gonna Tamberland.

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Sweets by Serena [BBWs/WG/XWG] - (2/4)

It's always been Serena's dream to own a bakery. To get out from behind the desk of her thankless job as a social worker and to do what she's good at.

Unfortunately, this just isn't the world where dreams can just come true. Not without putting a lot of money and effort into it; and that's not even taking into consideration that owning a business is at least 50% luck.

However, there are powers that be that favor Serena and her quest for opening up a bakery. Cute little devils that...

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There's a write night afoot!

Hey kids! Tonight we're doing a write night on my Discord server! A write night is when I get drunk af and fire out 500 word shorties based on prompts submitted by YOU! Newbies always get first pick, but if you feel like you're not going to be able to make it but still want to play you are always welcome to submit your prompts early.

The shenanigans will begin at 7pm EST! If you'd like to join but aren't already a part of my discord, check the pinned post at the top of my patreon page.<...

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Naruto: the Village Hidden in the Reeds - 4/4

You know it's a big deal when Konohagakure and Sunagakure collaborate on an espionage mission.

Unofficially, of course. Ino had no idea that, when being sent to investigate this mysteriously prosperous village that sprouted up overnight, she would be working with Temari. With all the flash and bang of the Great Ninja War behind them, life has been so sleepy in the rest of the world. Does a would-be Ninja Capital really warrant sending a set of big blue eyes to watch them and make sure ...

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Cicada Springs, v0.9.0.0 (with Instructions)

Normally, I would have this to you much later in the month.

When I started this update, my goal was to hammer in the last big parts of the UI before getting back to story and sprite development. I got to the Menu, the HUD overlay, and the inventory system, but wasn't able to get to the Ask events and the new portrait size in time. Upon toying with it, I likely wouldn't be able to finish it in time for Februa...

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Carte Blanche [BBWs/XWG/Corruption] - (1/3)

Fame changes people. Money changes people.

Felix de la Rojas has been in the market of ruining people for years. It's his fetish, his kink, to watch good people become corrupted by the love and affection that he showers them with. After years of playing it safe as a well-liked B-list actor, after years of ruining his wife and her family, some issues have come home to roost.

Like wife, like sister, like mother.

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Opposites Attract [BBW/XWG/FMG] - (2/5)

TAKE TWO STEPS FORWARD

AND TAKE TWO STEPS BACK

THEY GO TOGETHER

'CUZ ONE GETS REALLY FAT

AND YOU KNOW - BOTH ARE BULKING

BUT JUST ONE REALLY FAAAT

THEY GO TOGETHER

'CUZ ONE GETS REALLY FAT.

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Cicada Springs Sneak Peeks

I'm officially 75% of the way finished with Cicada Springs!

Part of me getting this game to where I want it to be involves a lot of simple features that I'm finally just now able to implement. The good news is that, with these getting closer and closer to where I wanted them in the first place, there's less work standing between me and the storylines and endings, which are the final step in this game.

The bad news is that putting in new mechanics means that I've got a lot more to ...

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Mix & Match Game 8, Round 4 - the Reverse Isekai

This is part of the new "gold" format that function a lot more like madlibs. Typically, the fourth round has been the "create-a-character" round. This time, I decided to run with a theme. In the style of a reverse-isekai, we are introduced to a Demon Queen who is stuck working at a lowly fast food job. And she just can't stop thinking about fucking fat people.

I... do I really need to say anything else about this one? I feel like it's pretty self-explanatory.

Next round will be ...

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[$7.50] February Reward

Y'all want some uhhhhh mfin' Baldur's Gate fats?

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Sweets By Serena (1/4)

It's always been Serena's dream to own a bakery. To get out from behind the desk of her thankless job as a social worker and to do what she's good at.

Unfortunately, this just isn't the world where dreams can just come true. Not without putting a lot of money and effort into it; and that's not even taking into consideration that owning a business is at least 50% luck.

However, there are powers that be that favor Serena and her quest for opening up a bake...

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Cicada Springs, v0.8.1.4

I'm coming at you guys a little earlier than I have been this time, which I really like. I hate sliding into the end zone last-minute lately. I'm resigned to it happening in February, considering it's a short month, but hopefully I can keep this feeling going in March.

In lieu of advancing the story or doing more dialogue, I wanted to try and get rid of the majority of the bugs that everyone was having. My post last month brought a few new faces to my Discord, and together I and a few o...

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Opposites Attract [BBW/XWG/FMG] (1/5)

TAKE TWO STEPS FORWARD

AND TAKE TWO STEPS BACK

THEY GO TOGETHER 

'CUZ ONE GETS REALLY FAT

AND YOU KNOW - BOTH ARE BULKING

BUT JUST ONE REALLY FAAAT

THEY GO TOGETHER

'CUZ ONE GETS REALLY FAT.

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