When they reached the fountain, Sophie was surprised to see that Jessie had returned to her male disguise. Elise was not. Even in her male form, which seemed designed to be as plain and unremarkable as possible, she was already drawing more attention than Elise due to the raw, uncontrolled aether she constantly emitted. Walking around as a beautiful woman in a white dress must have been awful.
Elise noticed Jesse before they even saw her, due to her aether, but Jessie noticed as s...
2025-11-18 07:14:23 +0000 UTC
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In the brief moment that the four humans are too stunned to speak, a certain annoying digital fiend takes the opportunity to criticize me.
“I think that there were probably more tactful ways to reveal that.”
Shut up. I know what I’m doing.
Before Abby can respond, both Lauren and the twins speak at once.
“You have Gluttony?!” says Lauren.
“You’re a monster?!” say the twins.
Chad looks completely frozen, like his mind has bee...
2025-11-16 07:00:09 +0000 UTC
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Unlike Sir Bartholemew, Dame Lindsay was a much more laid-back person. At least, when Professor Lance wasn’t directly observing her she was. While he was with the other two knights, she was leaning to one side and talking in an extremely casual tone, but the moment Lance arrived, she was stiff as a board and speaking formally.
Like the defensive test, the offense test was very simple and quick. With so many students and so little time, it had to be. They were already cutting it close ...
2025-11-15 07:00:09 +0000 UTC
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Catching the twins’ amusement, Lauren follows their gaze to my chest as well, and almost immediately snorts with laughter. I frown and fold my arms. I knew it. That bitch of a goddess wouldn’t have given me something so good without a drawback like this.
“What does it say?” I ask.
“You don’t know?” asks Lauren.
“Obviously not, or I wouldn’t be asking.”
“I’m not sure if it’s appropriate to—” starts Lauren.
“It says ‘I am a bitch,...
2025-11-14 07:05:04 +0000 UTC
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<AUTHOR'S NOTE>
Surprise! Bonus chapter! It's a long one too.
You may notice that this is numbered 64, and not 67. That's because I am inserting it at chapter 64. I have renumbered the former chapters 64-66 to 65-67. Otherwise, there was no change to the content. Everything is just as you've already read. The order doesn't really matter, and you're not really missing a whole lot by reading this now instead of at chapter 64 where it was originally, b...
2025-11-13 04:12:29 +0000 UTC
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“M– My apologies,” says the woman in the lead, bowing deeply.
Heheh, they’re all trembling. This is funny.
“Yeah, whatever,” I say. “You need something, or are you just here to say hi?”
“I– I just–” she stutters. “I wanted to know your name.”
“Don’t–”
“You can call me Princess Yona.”
“Dammit.”
“Th– thank you very much, P– Your Highness.”
“For what?” I ask.<...
2025-11-12 07:08:09 +0000 UTC
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“Jessie!” said Elise.
“Who are—?” started Samantha. “Wait, Jessie?!”
“Yup!” said Jessie. “My full name is—”
“Jessica Lux!” interrupted Samantha excitedly. “The Saintess of the church of Light.”
“Y– Yeah,” said Jessie.
“The Saintess?” said Helene, putting a hand to her chin. “You were in disguise before?”
“Yeah,” said Jessie. “A bloody suffocating one too.”
“How did you get permission to drop it?...
2025-11-11 07:08:17 +0000 UTC
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The boar doesn’t seem to notice me. It doesn’t seem to notice much of anything, really. It just trudges around mindlessly. Of course, it doesn’t need to do much else to cause destruction, since every footstep leaves a hoof-shaped crater behind and it’s already killed at least twenty trees, but its odd passiveness gives me some time to think about how best to go about killing it.
Clearly, it’s a Disaster. Abby said as much, and even if she hadn’t told me that, it would be obv...
2025-11-09 07:00:09 +0000 UTC
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Aside from those few moments of excitement, the rest of the class was actually quite peaceful and uneventful. It was just an endless cycle of trying to float and then meditating to replenish mana. The only reason that they got more than one attempt was that the mana in the room was oddly dense and strangely eager to enter their mana cores. Elise was able to make quite a few attempts before the class ended, though her record ended up being only three seconds, since balance while levitating sti...
2025-11-08 07:06:53 +0000 UTC
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Just like Lauren said, the boar Dungeon is very easy to find. It’s not even a kilometer outside the city walls to the north, and there are a bunch of Adventurers going too and from it. Unlike the lizard Dungeon, this one is not set in the side of a hill. Instead, the entrance is an enormous hollow tree. It’s a least five meters across, and there’s a door-sized entry in the front through which you can see about half of the interior. The other half of the interior is blocked by a wall of ...
2025-11-07 07:00:12 +0000 UTC
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Okay, Abby, how do I get unscrewed?
“What happened to all that intelligent analysis from literally two seconds ago?”
What happened to knowing everything?
“I have literally never said that I knew everything, and I have the chat logs to prove it.”
I don’t care. How do I get unscrewed?
“Well, the obvious solution is to disappear. Go kill someone to complete your Infiltrator Quest, get another disguise, and take o...
2025-11-05 07:05:55 +0000 UTC
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Unlike the Basic Unattributed Spells class, which had hundreds of students, the Intermediate version only had about fifty. As Elise understood it, the basic one was a prerequisite for a lot of other classes, so a lot of people took it, even if they weren’t interested, while the intermediate and advanced classes were only for people who actually wanted to dive deeper into unattributed magic. There were still plenty of those kinds of people, but with so many different time slots, they were ab...
2025-11-04 07:05:18 +0000 UTC
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<AUTHOR'S NOTE>
Rereleasing with bonus content at the end because it became clear that the ending wasn't sparking the kind of realizations I was hoping. The chapter is identical except for a couple hundred words I added to the end. I marked the start of these new words by underlining the first line. Sorry about that, and thanks for reading!
<END AUTHOR'S NOTE>
Lauren is on guard the whole way to the Guild, but I’m more relaxed....
2025-11-02 07:05:29 +0000 UTC
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As the giant counted down until the final round of the silly game, Telvir’s mind was wandering. So far, the club meeting had been exactly what he expected, and what he expected was boredom. It was a necessary use of his time, since interacting with the most powerful nature mages of his generation would improve his Class offerings, but that didn’t make it any less boring.
He had nothing against any of the people there. It was just that playing games with children wasn’t what he wou...
2025-11-01 07:01:16 +0000 UTC
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We both immediately turn and start running back the way we came. Fortunately, the streets are mostly empty, so we can make full use of our stat-buffed speed and we make it back to Lauren’s house in only a couple minutes. When we arrive, we find that there are a pair of men in uniforms that I think are police uniforms standing outside the front door, which is in pieces.
“What happened?” asks Lauren, rushing forward.
“Are you Ms. Haddock?” asks one of the officers.
2025-10-31 07:14:11 +0000 UTC
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The entire city, as its name would suggest, is set on a river fork. The river runs in from the east, splits right in the center of the city, and exits through two big brick archways and the two branches continue onward toward the ocean. Most of the commercial stuff is right along the riverside, with the fork in the center being the hub for business. Lauren’s house is just a bit south of the southernmost offshoot, so I Blink a few times to get to the water, then walk on the street that runs ...
2025-10-29 07:07:37 +0000 UTC
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As the newbies set up around the dummies, the group of older students started roaring with laughter. Elise glanced over to see that some of the students were having a sculpting competition or something where they grew wood into different shapes. Unfortunately, she couldn’t see exactly what it was that was so funny, but she managed to catch a glimpse through the crowd of something that looked suspiciously like Daryl.
Turning her attention back to the dummies, she watched as Shawn hande...
2025-10-28 07:00:09 +0000 UTC
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<AUTHOR'S NOTE>
After talking with my audio publisher, it looks like the previous chapter was indeed the end of book 1, making this the start of book 2. It doesn't really matter for you guys, since you're serial readers, but whenever the audiobook does come out, the previous chapter is where it will end.
That's not set in stone, so it technically could still change, but for now, we're just gonna roll with it. Thanks for reading!
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2025-10-26 07:00:13 +0000 UTC
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<AUTHOR'S NOTE>
After a couple comments on the last chapter, I wanted to clarify something about Daryl that I think I failed to get across. He is not being abused or anything by the club members. Sara kicking him does hurt, but not very much, and he doesn't mind. I edited the previous chapter to hopefully make it more clear.
I modeled his relationship with the club members after the relationships between me and my siblings. We are all close and have...
2025-10-25 07:17:06 +0000 UTC
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Pike wasn’t sure what he expected when the Adventurers returned. In the wake of all the Named monsters appearing and knowing that they had lost contact with an entire town, he feared the worst. While he maintained an impartial and stern facade externally, inside, he was deeply concerned about the Adventurers working under him, and hated when any of them failed to return. When news reached the Guild that not only had the problem been taken care of, but that it had been taken care of with no ...
2025-10-24 07:00:09 +0000 UTC
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On the way to the outskirts of the town, we grab Chad and the twins. Chad has been working on something carpentry the whole time. I don’t know what it is, and he won’t show us. It must be something pretty crazy though, since it’s taking him so long. I’m excited to see what it is.
A and B have been doing something with their Profession too, but I barely even understand what their Profession is, so I can’t even begin to guess what it might be. I asked them before and they said ...
2025-10-22 07:05:30 +0000 UTC
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The club room was one of the smaller lecture halls in the central area of the University. Most of the chairs had been cleared out somehow though. Elise wasn’t sure how, since she was pretty sure they were all bolted to the floor, but there was no sign of them, or the bolts that were supposed to hold them down. There was still an assortment of them lined up near the front of the room by the stage, but the rest of it had been converted into a kind of ballroom.
The atmosphere remin...
2025-10-21 07:00:28 +0000 UTC
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All the healing potions that Lauren, Chad, and the twins were carrying with them go toward helping the survivors. Because of that, there’s not a whole lot of work to do. The healing potions go a long way to get the remains of the town up and running again. They can’t regrow lost muscle mass, so a lot of the people are still weak, but because of the System, they’re all stronger than ordinary Earth humans, so even if they’re all in bad shape, they’re still able to move around and func...
2025-10-19 07:00:07 +0000 UTC
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Elise barely remembered returning to her room. She was half in a daze after Rayna’s words, going in mental circles trying to figure out exactly what they meant. If the bargain worked how it should have, then everything Rayna said would have to be true, but if Oberon had taught her anything, it was to be careful of wording, and “responsible for” was just not very clear. Were their deaths intentional on his part, or did he make a mistake?
Either way, it wasn’t a good sign. H...
2025-10-18 07:04:45 +0000 UTC
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Joshua didn’t expect that the agent of chaos would have come back with so much firepower. He was under the impression that she had hit him with everything she had the first time. Because of that, he hadn’t taken her seriously. Or at least, not as seriously as he should have.
He didn’t know why he tried to use magic to fight against her. He had been able to do it against some of the other agents of chaos that attacked him, but clearly, he overestimated himself. Whatever attacks she...
2025-10-17 07:00:09 +0000 UTC
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To store even a single one of A’s ultimate attacks, it takes almost a third of my mana pool, and all of hers. A and B have a few dozen of their own mana potions, but by the time I’m fully ready, not a single one is left. Between replenishing my mana, her mana, and me making constructs so I can ensure I have enough mana later, we were only able to store eight of her bombs.
That should be enough. From what I saw, I’d honestly be surprised if Joshua survived a direct h...
2025-10-15 07:13:28 +0000 UTC
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<AUTHOR'S NOTE>
Thanks for reading book 3 of Bunny Girl Evolution! As usual, no break between books. We'll be jumping right into book 4 on Saturday.
<END AUTHOR'S NOTE>
Walter felt like he was floating as he returned from his hunt. It was an excellent hunt for multiple reasons. First and foremost, it was fun. His prey was some fiery gorilla thing that lived in a cave at the edge of the forest. It’s fire abilities nearly neutral...
2025-10-14 07:00:10 +0000 UTC
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“Good evening,” said Rayna with a smile. “It is evening here, right?”
“Yes,” said Elise. “Sorry for calling you all the way over. I just–”
“You can stop there,” said Rayna. “I don’t mind at all. I think it’s fun. It heard that you were with Oberon, and seeing as you’ve already evolved, you don’t need any help on that front anymore. That means that this must be for general aether help. Or maybe you’ve changed your mind about becoming a vam...
2025-10-13 21:41:35 +0000 UTC
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The first time Joshua remembered having a distaste for meat was 5th grade. His class went on a field trip to a local ranch where they learned about the process of raising cattle. He learned later in life that this was a somewhat unusual field trip, but in his little town of only a few thousand, it felt normal.
He and the other kids got to meet some of the cows, petting them through the fence, and later, they even got to play with the calves. They reminded him of dogs, almost. Friendly, ...
2025-10-12 07:00:09 +0000 UTC
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...so that means that the Bunny Girl Evolution chapter is going to be a little late. It might be as late as Monday, since I have a busy day tomorrow too. Sorry about the unannounced, but extremely foreseeable delay! I meant to get it done earlier today, but underestimated how much time I would spend doing birthday stuff (aka laying in bed and reading). There's also a chance I get it out just a couple hours late, or maybe even on time, but I didn't want to stress myself out today, so I figured...
2025-10-11 01:36:27 +0000 UTC
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