Nothing about Yona made any sense. Her background, her Class, her Skills, her lack of Profession, her name, her appearance, her appetite… None of it. But Lauren was really struggling to figure out which part of it was a lie.
After the namecard slip-up earlier, she had gotten Yona’s true Class name, and it was confusing. The Vivitect Class line was a well-known forbidden Class line, so Lauren knew that Wannabe Vivitect was only a Tier 2 Class. That meant that when Yona said she was T...
2025-08-30 02:11:14 +0000 UTC
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Bit of a weird time to post, but I'm flying across the country tomorrow, so I've been busy today getting ready. Posting times for Cat Girl might remain a bit funky until I get back next week, but once I'm back, I'll set an official schedule with deadlines and stuff.
Also, I said I was going back to normal length, but this chapter ended up being long again. Oops.
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As I sleep, I dream of a f...
2025-08-28 05:48:55 +0000 UTC
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“Pardon?” asked Freddy.
“What the- Freddy, that’s- What the fuck?!”
“Is something wrong?”
He looked at Elise with an expression of genuine concern as she struggled to formulate her thoughts. While Freddy’s punishment for the warg was certainly as cruel as the monster deserved, Elise couldn’t help but feel revolted. How had he even thought to do such a thing? Was this type of thing just something that he regularly did? Was long-term manipulation his go-to pu...
2025-08-26 07:00:08 +0000 UTC
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Patreon's been doing funny things with formatting lately, so hopefully the author's note doesn't look weird this time.
Anyway, the System stuff ended up taking more of the chapter than expected, so I wrote extra non-System stuff, making for an extra long chapter today. They've all been kinda long lately, but they'll probably return to a more normal length (2kish words) next chapter. Thanks for reading!
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2025-08-26 00:16:17 +0000 UTC
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As it turned out, it was very easy to find ways to spend three weeks in the city. In fact, in a city as large and magical as Jelor City, three weeks was nowhere near enough. Just the Grays’ favorite restaurants and shops would take a full month to get through, let alone the seeming millions of tourist attractions. There were museums, art galleries, gardens, theaters, circuses, and more.
With that knowledge, rather than visiting any of these places, Elise decided to spend her fir...
2025-08-23 07:00:09 +0000 UTC
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Double chapter drop today because Cat Girl Evolution hit top 10 on Rising Stars on Royal Road!
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Cleaning up the seafoodmen after Skarn dies is super easy. Like crazy easy. I guess since he was a Leader type, he was keeping them mostly under control, because as soon as I get the notification of his death, they all start acting weird. Some of them run away into the ...
2025-08-23 01:05:15 +0000 UTC
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I’ve been fighting for a little while now, but I feel great! This sword is awesome! All my mana gets replenished by killing things, and all my fatigue gets washed away by the blood it absorbs, or however that works. I don’t think it makes total sense, but whatever.
The sword looks awesome now too. Before, there were just really thin vein-looking things running along the blades, but now they’re all dark red and glowing, and every time I get another kill, they glow more. I ...
2025-08-23 00:49:48 +0000 UTC
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“Abby, why am I naked?” I say out loud.
It’s nice to have human vocal cords. It would be nicer if I also had clothes.
“Because you don’t have any clothes on.”
“Yes. Where are my clothes?”
“You don’t have any.”
“Why not?”
“Because you never took any? Where would you have gotten clothes?”
“Well then, this disguise isn’t very perfect, is it? I can’t show myself to anyo...
2025-08-20 21:57:15 +0000 UTC
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Fun fact: with today's chapter, Book 3 has reached 100k words!
Another fun fact: In case you missed it, Cat Girl Evolution has now launched on Royal Road! It's already on Rising Stars too! If you don't mind popping over there to drop it a follow/favorite/rating/review, I'd appreciate it!
Thanks for reading!
Edit: messed up the tiers due to tiredness. fixed now!
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With a crash th...
2025-08-19 07:00:10 +0000 UTC
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Apparently Patreon did something really cool where they made it so that it saves some of the settings for your most recent post, but not all of them. One of those setting was free vs paid. I didn't notice, because I thought paid was default, so I accidentally made the chapter free. Now the free members have gotten it via email. Oops. Oh well. Here's the chapter. Thanks for reading!
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2025-08-19 00:03:37 +0000 UTC
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Edit: re-notifying because it has links now, and I also forgot to make it public
Hello, everyone! Cat Girl Evolution is now live on Royal Road! But you wanna know what else is live?
10 other Monster Girl Evolution stories!
That's right. 10! Ten! A dozen minus two!
We've got:
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Cat Girl Evolution is now live on RR! Also, I was tired and not thinking last night, and realized that I needed to make the announcement a separate post, so I totally could have posted this last night. Anyway, the announcement should go live about 1 minute after this post.
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When I wake up after the System knocks me out, I’m back in the same room as last time. It’s got the same warm fireplace...
2025-08-17 16:00:19 +0000 UTC
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Important notice! The Bubble Witch's name has changed!
The reason it needed to change was that the original was a reference to something, but as you all know, I am a pantser, and the plotline developed in a way that I did not quite originally intend, making the reference rather disrespectful to the source. Therefore, I have decided to change her name. Sorry about that! The new name was chosen by the disrespected source, so if you've got a p...
2025-08-17 07:29:45 +0000 UTC
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You may notice that the name of the chapter has changed, as has the Bubble Witch's name. I'll put an author's note in the next chapter going into more detail on why the change was needed, but her name is Flarn now. This is non-negotiable
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When I wake up from my nap, it’s late in the afternoon. I do a nice big stretch, then have a nice big meal of eelman. The reason I choose eelman instead of s...
2025-08-17 05:09:56 +0000 UTC
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Edit: I have changed the name of the Bubble Witch. Her name is now Flarn. If you read the original, the reason for the name change will be made apparent soon. If not, don't worry about it.
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When Lauren first saw the man, she was pleasantly surprised. She hadn’t expected to find any survivors in the area, so meeting one was pleasant. Before she called out to him though, she was wise enough to c...
2025-08-17 00:39:39 +0000 UTC
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Still a little behind on posting. And by a little behind, I mean 5 chapters behind, so 5 chapters today. I'm kind of editing these as I post, so it won't all be at once, but we will be at 28 by the time I go to bed. Enjoy!
Also, reminder that official RR launch is tomorrow. And by tomorrow, I mean in 16 hours, so it might already be "tomorrow" for you guys. If you can drop a quick follow, favorite, and rating when it goes live, that would be ...
2025-08-17 00:00:10 +0000 UTC
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I have no idea what happened here. I had it all set up and scheduled, then I had to go drive my roommate to the airport, and was tired and immediately went to bed, so I never checked that it went live, and ofc, this is the one time it didn't. I guess Patreon messed up somehow? The scheduling menu has been wonky lately, so I assume that's what happened. If it happens again, ping me on Discord!
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2025-08-16 18:15:42 +0000 UTC
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As the seafood squadron approaches, I strategize. I do the best strategization. They don’t stand a chance against my strategy.
[ That’s not- ]
Shut it, Abbduction. My strategy is the best and I won’t hear otherwise.
I just need them to get a bit closer. Just a few more seconds…
One of the sharkdudes points forward toward the tree I’m in and they all start walking my way. That’s probably not good. But it’s not bad either. I have my s...
2025-08-16 01:47:10 +0000 UTC
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I'm a bit behind on posting these, so expect 2 or 3 more today
I have changed Flarn's name from the original. If you read the original, the reason for name change will be made clear shortly. If you didn't, it doesn't matter.
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A Dungeon Core? Is that like those Dungeon things you were yapping about earlier?
[ Yes. All Dungeons start as Dungeon Cores. They spawn randomly and ca...
2025-08-15 20:47:50 +0000 UTC
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[ Upgrades available for External Mana Manipulation - Anatomical Constructs Skill: ]
[ External Mana Manipulation - Greater Anatomical Constructs: Your mastery of creating anatomical constructs has progressed greatly, and your constructs are now more accurate, more solid, more precise, and easier to control ]
[ External Mana Manipulation - Advanced Anatomical Constructs: You have pushed basic Anatomical Constructs to their limit, and simpl...
2025-08-13 22:32:39 +0000 UTC
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Sorry for the slightly late chapter. I got distracted reading A Practical Guide to Sorcery, and then I had some contract stuff to do with SoundBooth. Good news though! Books 2-4 are officially getting audiobooks! That was still a bit up in the air, since they wanted to see how B1 would perform before committing to the whole series, but B1 has exceeded their threshold, and they are ready to get to work! I'm hiring a proper editor this time for book ...
2025-08-12 07:47:41 +0000 UTC
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This has been something I've been curious about for a little while, and I want to put the poll out while all my patrons are theoretically for Bunny Girl Evolution, since Cat Girl Evolution will be launching soon (less than a week now) and I want to find out before that happens.
2025-08-11 08:17:36 +0000 UTC
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For this story, would you prefer that I do the current thing with level ups where it doesn't show stat gains, or would you rather I do it like Bunny Girl where each level has those stat bonuses included (e.g. [ +16 Power, +22 Finesse, +20 Resilience, +14 Memory, +14 Willpower, +14 Sensitivity ])?
If your answer is gonna be influenced by how much work you think it'll be for me, don't let it be. It's literally almost 0 extra wo...
2025-08-11 06:15:17 +0000 UTC
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The village doesn’t look quite like what I remember. The houses are all completely intact, but the windows and doors are no longer left open. It’s a very small change, but it makes the whole place look inhospitable and unwelcoming. I don’t like it at all. This isn’t my village.
It’s day time, but surprisingly, there are still fish people moving around. Well, not the basic fish people. It’s mostly the eel people and the small shark people, and they’re occasionally running t...
2025-08-10 08:06:13 +0000 UTC
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Sorry for double ping. Had a minorly major edit I needed to make
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[ External Mana Manipulation - Anatomical Constructs: You manipulate mana outside your body with an emphasis on making pseudo-biological objects. Proficiency: Late. ]
Impossible! How is it only at Late?
[ The more advanced a skill, the longer it takes to upgrade. It’s only been a few days sin...
2025-08-10 04:45:09 +0000 UTC
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Surprisingly, Elise wasn’t that tired when she woke up the next morning. In fact, she was so untired that she started panicking, worrying that she had slept through class registration. She leapt to her feet, finding that she had apparently switched back to her changeling form in her sleep. She had to admit that it was slightly more comfortable for sleep than her human form, but if she kept doing that, she would need to worry about locking her door at night. She didn’t really want to be se...
2025-08-09 07:00:09 +0000 UTC
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[ Name: Yona ]
[ Age: 0 ]
[ Species: Gluttonous Feral Fiery Spatial Devourer Thief House Cat. Tier: 1. Level: 6. ]
[ Class: Beginner Mana Vivitect. Tier: 1. Level: 1. ]
[ Profession: Locked ]
[ Titles: Second Lifer, System Breaker ]
[ Traits: Cat-like Reflexes, Gluttony, Spatial Affinity, Nimble, Fire Affinity ]
[ Stats ]
2025-08-08 07:40:48 +0000 UTC
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“Come out, little kitty!” shouts the not-man in a voice so deep I can feel it like the bass from some asshole playing rap music way too loud at a stoplight.
He can talk???!?! Abby can monsters normally talk?
[ It depends on their species, but for Named monsters, it’s more common than not ]
So if I become a Named monster, does that mean I’ll be able to talk too? How do I become a Named monster?
[ Named monsters can come into existence in...
2025-08-06 07:24:52 +0000 UTC
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“First, change to your base form,” said Irylax.
“Why?” asked Elise.
“Are you questioning me?”
“No! Sorry!”
Elise switched to her base form, and while it admittedly felt a bit more physically comfortable than her human form, she was not a fan of the way it looked, and wasn’t too keen on showing others. Irylax was unfazed though, so Elise quickly got over her embarrassment.
“Now, a quick lesson: what did you notice about your aether when you did...
2025-08-05 07:00:09 +0000 UTC
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[ Upgrades available for External Mana Manipulation: ]
[ External Mana Manipulation - Constructs: You manipulate mana outside your body with an emphasis on creating physical objects ]
[ External Mana Manipulation - Anatomical Constructs: You manipulate mana outside your body with an emphasis on making pseudo-biological objects ]
[ External Mana Manipulation - Equipment Constructs: You manipulate mana outside your bod...
2025-08-04 07:06:26 +0000 UTC
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