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052 I Am Crazy with the Simulation

[4:00 PM]

Escorted by a vice-captain with Chūnin-level strength and several samurai, the caravan arrived safely at the main road outside the slums.

At that moment, a squad of Konoha shinobi approached and demanded identification and inspection.

The vice-captain dismounted from his horse, produced an official decree from the Daimyō of the Land of Waves, and claimed he was an honest merchant. He casually lit a few cigarettes and started chatting idly with th...

051 I Am Crazy with the Simulation

[Noon – 12:00 PM]

You hung the scrawny boy's nameplate around your neck and cast the Transformation Jutsu, taking on his appearance. Throughout the entire process, you relied solely on your own physical strength, never using a single drop of chakra—this was the trump card that allowed you to sneak out of Konoha undetected.

Once you confirmed through mental communication that both the scrolls and explosive tags had been sold and the two million ryō had been se...

050 I Am Crazy with the Simulation

Relying on your telepathic link with Boss Black Cat, you darted through a few tight corners, yanked off the Uchiha clan uniform, and tossed it into a filthy gutter. Shirtless, you then blended into a group of kids who appeared to be doing some sort of physical training.

Uchiha Itachi landed lightly on a rooftop and activated his Sharingan to scan the streets below. All he saw were a bunch of stinking drunks brawling in the street, and a group of ragged orphans weaving through narrow all...

049 I Am Crazy with the Simulation

The previous test runs in the simulation had already proven one thing:

Trying to defeat the incoming enemies head-on was a dead end!

Between Uchiha Itachi and Obito, even if Obito had slightly weaker base stats, a psychological weakness, and was holding back, he could still easily match Uchiha Setsuna—

And that was only after Setsuna had transplanted Future's Sharingan.

Even with such a boost, and despite having intel from Uchiha Kirin about Obito's phasing ability, ...

070 Breaking the World Apart

Would Uchiha Itachi really just stand by and watch indifferently while Uchiha Sasuke rampaged through the Land of Fire?

Of course not.

Sasuke, acting on behalf of the nation, had destroyed Konoha. When the news first spread, Itachi couldn't help but question whether he had been wrong to follow Danzō's orders and annihilate the Uchiha Clan all those years ago.

But the moment that doubt surfaced, Itachi crushed it. He couldn't afford regret—not after bearing the guilt of pa...

069 Breaking the World Apart

To Sarutobi Hiruzen, the daimyo had chosen the path of death.

Abolishing the shinobi village system had been his greatest mistake.

Worse still, after the reform, the daimyo didn't focus on restoring the livelihoods of the people or promoting beneficial policies. Instead, he engaged in one outrageous act after another—literary inquisitions, massacres, hyperinflation through reckless printing of money, encouraging citizens to snitch on each other… The methods of oppression were ...

132 Executing the Moon Eye Plan

"As long as I complete that technique... I will become the perfect, immortal shinobi."

"These were the last words left behind by Hiruko before he blocked all attempts to track him."

"Orochimaru, I'm leaving Hiruko's capture to you."

Hiruzen Sarutobi rubbed his temples in frustration as he stared into the crystal ball.

Onscreen, Hiruko was conducting grotesque experiments on helpless civilians.

It was pure chance that Hiruzen had discovered it at all. Not long ago...

131 Executing the Moon Eye Plan

The safest and most versatile of all soul-based secret techniques—when it came to this category, Orochimaru's first thought was naturally the Spirit Transformation Technique used by Kato Dan.

It allowed one's soul to leave the body and act independently—a mystical jutsu, though it placed far too many restrictions on the user's physical form.

Still, if used to support research, it was a remarkably suitable technique.

"Looks like I'll have to trouble Professor Sarutobi aga...

152 Naruto: Awaken the Tenseigan

Jiraiya stepped into the laboratory and was immediately struck by the sight of a dozen researchers, each immersed in their own experiments.

The room was packed with a wide array of instruments and biological samples. At the very center stood a massive cylindrical tank filled with a grotesque creature.

The creature's body was pitch black and covered in writhing tentacles. Its appearance was so nightmarish that just one glance sent a chill down the spine.

Jiraiya stood frozen,...

151 Naruto: Awaken the Tenseigan

Jiraiya studied the map with intense focus. "Hmm, I see. But this journey definitely won't be smooth sailing."

Morikawa Kei curled his lips into a faint, sinister smile.

"Naturally. But with your strength, Jiraiya-sama, I have no doubt you'll overcome any danger with ease."

Just then, a commotion erupted outside, followed by a group of people bursting into the inn.

"Unidentified individuals have infiltrated Otogakure! The Security Division is conducting a routine inspe...

435 Naruto: Stealing Attributes

After returning to Konoha with Chino, Tsunade and the others looked completely unfazed, as if this kind of situation had long since stopped surprising them.

Especially after learning that Chino was already of age, they found it only natural.

A little girl like her, already an adult now—if Mirai didn't make a move on her, that would be surprising.

And based on their guess, Kazamatsuri Moegi, who had gone out with them this time, probably wouldn't escape Mi...

434 Naruto: Stealing Attributes

"What do you want to do now?"

Mirai asked the question with clear interest as he looked at Chino.

He was genuinely curious. Faced with this kind of situation, what choice would this little loli make?

Chino was silent for a while before she finally spoke, her voice steady but quiet.

"I want to see En Oyashiro."

"No problem."

With a snap of his fingers, Mirai transported them all into a grand, ornate hall.

Standing there, in a suit and sunglasses, was E...

246 I Became a Jonin

The Three Warriors of Asgard—Volstagg the Lion of Asgard, Hogun the Grim, and Fandral the Dashing—alongside one of Thor's devoted companions, the valkyrie Sif.

All four were close friends of the God of Thunder.

They had previously followed Thor in his reckless charge into Jotunheim.

In the original Marvel films, this group didn't arrive on Earth until after discovering Loki had usurped the throne. But now, with the Ancient One's sudden disappearance and Yamanaka Shinno a...

245 I Became a Jonin

Mordo, that idiot, must've really thought he was a melee mage.

When he ran into an enraged Hulk being toyed with by Black Widow, he actually charged in wielding a darksteel arcane staff, trying to brawl with the guy. He didn't even get a single spell off—just a few punches in, and he got smashed into paste.

Kaecilius had to step in, using a Forgetfulness Spell from The Book of the Vishanti to mentally freeze the not-so-bright Hulk. Then he forcefully cast the "Outer Spa...

223 Naruto: Yagura Karatachi

A few days later, in Kirigakure.

At the new settlement of the Uzumaki clan.

Yagura held a Shinigami mask in his hand.

"So this is the exact mask Namikaze Minato used, right?"

"Yes, Mizukage-sama," the clan head replied respectfully, fully cooperating with Yagura's investigation. "Recently, only this mask has shown any signs of activity from the Shinigami."

"Alright, thanks."

With both the Shinigami mask and White Zetsu's body now secured, a...

222 Naruto: Yagura Karatachi

"Where is Uchiha Shisui?!"

Hiruzen Sarutobi slammed his hand on the desk, glaring furiously at Danzo.

Danzo Shimura's face remained as expressionless as ever. "I don't know."

The leak of Shisui's whereabouts had gone a bit beyond what Danzo anticipated.

Hiruzen still held onto a significant portion of his core power base and had yet to hand it over to Minato Namikaze.

Given that, it wouldn't take long for him to reclaim the Hokage seat.

Hands braced on the ...

048 I Am Crazy with the Simulation

Just when victory seemed certain, Uchiha Itachi suddenly opened his eyes. His body tilted backward, narrowly avoiding the searing blade as he fluidly kicked the ninja sword from your hand.

In that instant, disarmed and weaponless, you had lost all ability to resist.

But unfortunately for him, you had long since cast aside thoughts of survival—your mind couldn't be measured by conventional logic.

Your sole mission was to kill Uchiha Itachi, no matter the cost. At that momen...

047 I Am Crazy with the Simulation

With most of your Spirit recovered, you activate your Sharingan within your mental world and begin analyzing the fighting styles of the Root shinobi you've killed. You reconstruct a group of imagined enemies and continue to fight against them in your mental simulation.

[7:00 PM]

Uchiha Itachi's arrival temporarily quelled the uproar within the Uchiha clan. The agitated clansmen were persuaded to return to their rooms and sleep, and the Konoha ANBU withdrew from th...

046 I Am Crazy with the Simulation

[10:00 AM]

Still feeling unsatisfied, you asked Boss Black Cat to buy another batch of senbon needles and continued practicing the Fire Release nature transformation on them.

Once infused with Fire Release, the senbon's heat may only rival that of steel wire, but their piercing power becomes terrifyingly effective—they can easily stab through human flesh, and if they hit vital organs like the heart, they can kill on the spot.

More importantly, senbon are i...

045 I Am Crazy with the Simulation

Uchiha Kirin unfurled the largest scroll with a faint look of resignation, retrieving the bathtub sealed within and storing it in the [System Space].

He then smoothed the scroll flat, placed both hands on one side, and closed his eyes. In his mind, he carefully visualized the structure of the Sealing Jutsu: Fire Seal.

When he opened his eyes again, he took a deep breath and channeled chakra mixed with his spiritual energy and ocular power into his fingertips in a precise ratio. In...

044 I Am Crazy with the Simulation

Staring at his newly updated status panel, Uchiha Kirin estimated that the recent growth of his Sharingan had increased his Strength, Speed, and Endurance by around 200 points each. With each stat nearing the 1000-point mark, even among Chūnin, that placed him near the top of the ranks.

And when combined with the [Loot System], the speed at which his total attributes had surpassed 1000 made him feel as though he had entered an entirely new realm of power.

As for Spirit and chakra...

043 I Am Crazy with the Simulation

"I didn't expect that I could actually trade my life to kill Obito with my current strength... But the cost was immense—future sight, mental manipulation—it's not something I could easily replicate."

As the simulation came to an end, Uchiha Kirin wiped the cold sweat from his brow. Then, he carefully examined the rewards he had obtained:

He only had 3 Simulation Points left, but the 10-point reward from this round was something he could absolutely splurge on. He had to keep it...

042 I Am Crazy with the Simulation

Some time passed.

Suddenly, inside the Kamui space, half an arm appeared. But this arm wasn't severed or dragged in by a Kamui vortex—it was still attached to the body, hovering midair and constantly shifting.

You snapped your eyes open, immediately recognizing it—it was Obito's arm!

Your heart pounded. If you attacked now, you could absolutely sever Obito's arm.

And once Obito lost that arm, his body still outside would be vulnerable to Uchiha Itachi's counteratta...

041 I Am Crazy with the Simulation

Obito fell into deep thought.

Even though your explanation was full of holes, in the end, you're just a three-year-old child with powerful dōjutsu—a child nonetheless. Overlooking the finer details, the core logic of your words still held up.

[Day 4]

Having gotten the answers he wanted, Obito left satisfied.

Not long after, he returned with some food and water. Seeing the way you devoured everything with gratitude on your face, he gave a pleased nod...

040 I Am Crazy with the Simulation

Obito looked over the pools of blood on the ground, then turned his gaze to the gaping wound in your chest pierced through by Wood Style. Finally, he stared directly into your eyes, his expression blank—as if he were trying to extract a reasonable explanation from your silence.

You didn't say a word.

That silence seemed to enrage him. Obito raised his foot and brutally kicked the hole in your chest. At first, you managed to grit your teeth and endure through sheer willpower.

039 I Am Crazy with the Simulation

Wood Release!

Obito, whose arm had been severed by Uchiha Setsuna due to his own carelessness, couldn't accept the reality in front of him—the reality that the elder Uchiha he had long dismissed as obsolete, someone he thought he could easily crush with just Kamui, had turned the tables on him.

In a sudden fit of rage, Obito's chakra erupted without restraint, surging to a fearsome level. Vines of Wood Release spiraled around him, and countless wooden spikes burst from the groun...

038 I Am Crazy with the Simulation

Feeling the immense ocular power that had fused into your eye, you couldn't help but glance suspiciously at Setsuna.

He claimed to have used the Transcription Seal to seal the ocular technique, which resided in the Sharingan, into your eye.

[8:00 PM]

After some time, Setsuna gradually adapted to the transplanted ocular power. He said he was heading to the basement to retrieve something and would take you to meet the people from Root shortly.

Meanwhile,...

037 I Am Crazy with the Simulation

He even wanted to spar with the so-called Uchiha Itachi and Uchiha Obito for your sake.

After all, those two are the ones you must eventually face if you want to save the Uchiha clan. Even knowing he's no match for them, he still wants to fulfill the responsibility of a teacher—using his life to probe the enemy's strength on your behalf.

[5:00 PM]

Under the flawless coordination of Uchiha Setsuna's masterful swordsmanship and Body Flicker Technique, squad ...

036 I Am Crazy with the Simulation

〖10:00 AM〗

Under Setsuna's guidance, you began learning how to use sealing scrolls. Thanks to the aid of your two-tomoe Sharingan, you picked it up quickly. However, you're currently only able to store small, non-energetic objects.

At that moment, Boss Black Cat contacted you telepathically. He said he'd found a basic runes textbook from the Uzumaki clan—likely a relic from when the clan was destroyed long ago. After passing through many hands, the nearly pr...

035 I Am Crazy with the Simulation

[5:00 AM]

Worried that the Sharingan might rot, you relied on your Chūnin-level physique and meager combat experience to quickly climb out the window. You slipped into the kitchen, stole two bottles of ice water from the freezer, and used two small bowls and some tape to seal the Sharingan inside. You submerged them in ice water to preserve them.

Then, you took out the contract scroll and token for Boss Black Cat, preparing to force a summoning.

Boss Black ...