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034 I Am Crazy with the Simulation

Staring closely at the blood-red eyeball placed in the bowl, Uchiha Kirin noticed that the three tomoe within had become extremely blurred. In their place, however, an unusual black ring had appeared—evidence of a transition state where the three-tomoe Sharingan was fading and the Mangekyō pattern was beginning to emerge.

"So this is what a half-step Mangekyō Sharingan looks like?"

Eyes lighting up with excitement, Kirin activated his own Sharingan to study the gem-like eye. 2025-05-09 21:33:04 +0000 UTC View Post

033 I Am Crazy with the Simulation

As soon as his consciousness brushed against the reward option, a powerful surge of spiritual energy flooded into Uchiha Kirin's mind from the void, cool and invigorating. The current split into three distinct streams:

One surged into his eyes, instantly activating and spinning his double tomoe Sharingan on its own.

Another shot into his soul, tempering and refining his spiritual strength until it felt dense and powerful, as if forged through countless trials.

The final—an...

032 I Am Crazy with the Simulation

Uchiha Setsuna stood unmoving, but the iconic jet-black hair of the Uchiha clan atop his head had turned a lifeless pale. One eye had gone gray with blindness, while the other spun with ferocious speed—his Sharingan surging with the power needed to finish off Kakuzu once and for all.

Within the hidden blaze of Fire Release, unseen to all, Setsuna had activated Izanagi, erasing the fact that he had ever been wounded.

While Izanagi was in effect, he poured all hi...

031 I Am Crazy with the Simulation

The team was fully assembled, but the one leading it wasn't a jōnin from the police force, nor was he a high-ranking elder from the Uchiha clan. Instead, it was an older-generation ninja long rumored to be dead.

Uchiha Setsuna—during the founding days of Konoha, he had been an exceptional shinobi. According to legend, he had always regretted not following Uchiha Madara when he left the village, making him one of the staunchest hardliners among the Uchiha.

After Konoha was estab...

030 I Am Crazy with the Simulation

You looked curiously at the dark red space around you—it was eerily similar to the Tsukuyomi dimension.

Just as your mind started to wander, the Great Elder and several clan elders entered the space and explained:

This place was actually inside a genjutsu—specifically, the [Genjutsu: Time-Space], an illusion technique with a difficulty level above S-rank!

To even perform this jutsu, one must first master both [Genjutsu: Time] and [Genjutsu: Space], which are themselves S...

029 I Am Crazy with the Simulation

Staring at the three bodies on the ground, you don't feel even a trace of disgust after your first kill. On the contrary, a surge of excitement washes over you. Your Sharingan activates on its own, faint currents of heat flowing through your eyes. But it only lasts a moment before settling down again, showing no signs of evolving into the three tomoe. The entire process is brief.

Even in your excitement, you don't lose your composure. As the changes in your Sharingan fade, you hurry bac...

028 I Am Crazy with the Simulation

Realizing you were doing everything in your power to rewrite a future not far off, Boss Black Cat immediately asked what you needed from him. You told him to gather the three stray cats that had passed on the information about Uchiha Shisui's disappearance, as well as a ninja cat that had come into contact with similar intel. You instructed him to have them arrive at the remote training ground in scattered groups at different times.

〖6:00 AM〗

After handing you...

027 I Am Crazy with the Simulation

[11:00 AM]

Even before the Uchiha Massacre began, a group of like-minded comrades had already been silently and cruelly sacrificed in one of the most overlooked corners of the Uchiha compound. You had no time to regret your poor decisions. Forcing yourself to push aside the negativity, you deactivated your slowly halting Sharingan, unlocked the door, then collapsed onto the bed, hugging your pillow and willing yourself to sleep.

[12:00 PM]

U...

026 I Am Crazy with the Simulation

[Simulator]

[User: Uchiha Kirin]

[Strength: 483]

[Speed: 45]

[Endurance: 600]

[Spirit: 150 → 200]

[Chakra: 2000]

[Ocular Power: 165/165 → 210/210]

[Nature Affinities: Fire, Wind, Water, Earth, Yin]

[Kekkei Genkai: Sharingan (Double Tomoe, Advancement Progress: 25%)] 2025-05-09 21:24:17 +0000 UTC View Post

221 Naruto: Yagura Karatachi

What will you do now, Lord Third?

Orochimaru couldn't help the pleasure surging in his chest. For once, he felt sending him on this errand by Yagura hadn't been a total waste.

Hiruzen Sarutobi was hesitating—again.

Shimura Danzo's voice was heavy with suppressed fury.

"Hiruzen, I'm doing this for Konoha."

Danzo was neither a fool nor reckless.

And neither was Hiruzen.

This so-called classified letter—was it possible the Mizukage was staging a solo...

220 Naruto: Yagura Karatachi

Yagura smiled faintly as he looked at Orochimaru.

"You were the one who insisted on saving your dear teacher Sarutobi's life."

"So for my sake—and for your teacher's—it's only right that you pay a little price, don't you think?"

Orochimaru licked his dry lips.

Seriously… such a small body, but already so cunning. He never wants to come out on the losing end.

Yagura raised his brows, eyes tilting upward smugly. He had a full hand of trump cards, jokers and b...

244 I Became a Jonin

In a vast desert arena, Black Widow—Natasha Romanoff—was gunning her motorcycle full throttle, desperately fleeing.

Behind her, the Hulk thundered forward with relentless strides.

Since 2008, S.H.I.E.L.D. had already made contact with Bruce Banner, the man who could transform into the Hulk. Natasha was among the first agents sent to approach him.

Under normal circumstances, Natasha wouldn't mind using this as a chance to build some rapport with the green guy.

After...

243 I Became a Jonin

Yamanaka Shinno forcefully suppressed his urge to immediately initiate a "Divine Entertainment Trial."

He looked at his personal panel.

"System, use both Trait Extractions."

[Congratulations, host. You have obtained the gray trait: Vehicle Slayer, and the green trait: Hey Silky.]

Vehicle Slayer (Gray): Kid, if you care about your ride, stick to walking. Whether it's flying swords, magic vessels, boats, or cars—anything you touch, rid...

242 I Became a Jonin

"That looks way too painful."

Standing by the staircase railing, Mordo glanced down at Tony Stark's pitiful state and instantly understood what had gone down.

After all, they had been nearby when the Sorcerer Supreme made that bet with Stark.

Even though they'd been engrossed in studying that high-tier arcane energy conversion method, their senses weren't completely dulled to their surroundings.

The Virginity Seal—a forbidden enchantment hailing from the Eas...

433 Naruto: Stealing Attributes

Uchiha Mirai's words left Chino completely stunned.

As the Emperor, not only did he not hold her accountable for her past mistakes, he was even willing to tell her the truth she had long been seeking.

This...

Was too unbelievable.

Not even in her dreams did Chino dare imagine something like this could happen.

Nowaki, seeing Chino frozen in place, quickly spoke up in her stead.

"My lord, you know the truth about the Chinoike Clan?"

"Could you tell us?"...

432 Naruto: Stealing Attributes

Gulp...

Chino swallowed hard and forced herself to speak.

"Nowaki... I'll fight him with you."

Nowaki gave a bitter smile.

"It's pointless. The two of us alone can't possibly defeat Uchiha Mirai."

"You still have your origins to uncover… and a blood feud to settle. You shouldn't die here."

Chino fell silent at his words.

It was true—she had things she still wanted to accomplish. But no matter what, she could never abandon her comrades for...

150 Naruto: Awaken the Tenseigan

"I'll be stepping away for now. There are some urgent matters I need to take care of," Hyuga Gakuya said, handing the sealed box containing the Six-Tails over to Deva Path Pain. "I won't be involved in the Tailed Beast sealing process."

Pain accepted the box and nodded slightly.

"Would you like the Akatsuki to assist you in any way?"

"That won't be necessary. I can handle it on my own," Gakuya replied, though inwardly he was cursing. The message he'd just received from Kabut...

149 Naruto: Awaken the Tenseigan

Pain's cold, merciless gaze swept across the battlefield, an overwhelming pressure radiating from his body in waves.

Despite being pushed to their limits, the members of Team Dusk gripped their weapons tightly, prepared to make a final stand.

"If you insist on defying me… then don't blame me for showing no mercy," Pain said, his voice echoing like a whisper from the depths of the underworld.

"We'll hold him off! You two get out of here, now!" Kakashi shouted at Utakata and...

130 Executing the Moon Eye Plan

"Doesn't feel all that different, honestly…"

Even the natural scent that clung to him could now be retracted or released at will.

All in all, things were far more convenient than before.

Still, Uchiha Kaien kept the scent as it was—just noticeable enough for him to sense it too.

Any sudden change would arouse suspicion. Maintaining the status quo was always the safest bet.

After all, no change means no surprises.

"As for natural energy... yeah, I can st...

129 Executing the Moon Eye Plan

"So, this forbidden technique comes with some obvious drawbacks."

Hiruzen Sarutobi watched Might Duy after he released the Eight Gates, thoughtful.

"I've been trying my best to improve the technique," Duy replied, scratching his head a little awkwardly while being supported, "but the damage it causes to the body is still difficult to avoid. That's why I train day and night, trying to improve my recovery speed."

"That was the effect of the Sixth Gate just now?" Hiruzen asked....

068 Breaking the World Apart

The once cute and dainty Sarutobi Keiko lost all resemblance to a human in Naruto's eyes.

She looked like a skinned monkey—her skull sawed open just above her eyebrows, exposing her pulsing cerebral cortex, which jiggled as she spoke. And clinging to it was an enormous, writhing worm.

Naruto was freaking out.

Somebody help! I'm begging you, urgent!!

He made up a clumsy excuse to shake off Sarutobi Keiko and hurried back to his room, heart pounding and cold s...

067 Breaking the World Apart

"So much has happened while I was away… looks like I've really fallen behind." Tsunade looked genuinely surprised.

"All of these changes happened in just a matter of days. Naturally, the highest authorities of the Land of Fire were the first to receive the information," Orochimaru replied calmly. "You, on the other hand, were off fooling around somewhere, so it's no surprise your intel is late and muddled."

The Land of Water had been surrounded by Crimson Ice—it was doomed. 2025-05-09 05:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post

025 I Am Crazy with the Simulation

The Mangekyō chakra sealed within the system space took the form of a blood-tinged, grayish mist. It was compressed into a crystalline card—appearing harmless on the surface. But anyone foolish enough to underestimate this unassuming mist would quickly learn it wielded power on par with Amaterasu's black flames.

Even the slightest wisp—thinner than a strand of hair—could rewrite the memories of a living being. Such power... intoxicatingly alluring.

No wonder people like Dan...

024 I Am Crazy with the Simulation

You leaned back, trying to dodge—but you were too slow. The enemy didn't manage to slice through your carotid artery, but still cut open your trachea. In desperation, you remembered your Strength advantage and threw yourself at your opponent with everything you had, arms and legs working in tandem, tackling them to the ground.

At the same time, Black Boss Cat lunged forward and sank his teeth into the attacker's neck.

You gripped their short blade with both hands and, with sheer...

023 I Am Crazy with the Simulation

Went to see Little Hana again today.

She took the dried fish I brought and looked so happy...

Got scolded by that new guy, Black Bean. Feeling down...

Then I saw Little Hana and Black Bean together—right there on the tree.

She was meowing like never before... not like she ever made that sound for me...

...

Today I ran into a shadowy figure in the back mountain. From the look of him, he was definitely a member of the Uchiha clan.

I need to report thi...

022 I Am Crazy with the Simulation

Uchiha Kirin had already targeted the ANBU agent codenamed "Yama" several times. While he'd gained maximum kill rewards early on, repeated hunts had caused diminishing returns. If he kept it up, the number of attribute points he earned would only continue to drop.

Simulations took time to run in the real world, and with the yield shrinking, it just wasn't worth the effort anymore. Time to change targets.

"I remember this guy used Water Style... I even copied a C-rank Water Style j...

021 I Am Crazy with the Simulation

According to Black Cat's observations, aside from the Root ninja you took out at the start with a barrage of explosive tags, the one with the codename "Kawa" preferred a flexible, endurance-based fighting style. On the other hand, the lightning-style user "Take" relied on brute Speed and a straightforward, aggressive approach.

With your final breath, Black Cat spoke—saying it finally acknowledged you. You could call it Boss Black now.

You smiled weakly. As your dying wish, you a...

020 I Am Crazy with the Simulation

8:00AM

You and the rats arrived at the secluded training ground in staggered groups, only to find that just five of them had made it. One appeared to have been caught by a wandering ninja cat from the clan grounds.

With no other choice, you caught another one to make up the numbers for your modification.

9:00AM

You transformed the six rats into suicide devices—each modified to ignite an explosive tag using a lighter's sparking mechan...

019 I Am Crazy with the Simulation

With a single thought, Kirin activated his Sharingan, breaking down the Root ninja's Water Release: Wild Water Wave technique frame by frame and committing each motion to memory.

Unlike when he received the Fire Release: Great Fire Barrier, this time the process was clear and direct. Kirin quickly reconstructed the entire sequence of the Wild Water Wave—from the hand seals to the flow of chakra—within his mind.

"Water Release: Wild Water Wave…" Kirin murmur...

018 I Am Crazy with the Simulation

There was no time to explain. Before you could even react, a fellow ninja swept you up, and under Uchiha Inoka's lead, you bolted toward the gates of Konoha.

Elsewhere in the Uchiha district, other clansmen were breaking through the Root forces and escaping in all directions with their children in tow.

It was clear now that the Uchiha hadn't been entirely in the dark about Konoha's intentions. The Police Force, composed mostly of the clan's hawks, had long been repressed. That fru...