Have you ever examined one of those 90-page medical bills where the hospital is charging $9.50 every time they use a Q-tip?
If you have good insurance, it says, "Well, your total bill is $97,000, but we're adjusting it down by $20,000 and your insurance company is paying $76,950, so you owe us $50."
And if you have bad insurance, it says, "Well, your total bill is $97,000, but we're adjusting it down by $80,000 and you ow...
2022-08-18 03:18:32 +0000 UTC
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Bridge/Outro 3:59
Good evilning, boils & ghouls!!!
(Sorry…still on a high from tonight‘s AMAZING episode of AEW, and I’m feelin‘ feisty. Spry, even! 😋)
Tonight‘s Drive-In Theater is extra special because we get a Frank Stallone update! 🥰 He also mentions Drive-In folks who got their ⭐️ on the Walk of Fame, which is totally a project/goal of mine for next year. JB thinks that stuff is silly, but I think he totally deserves one after 4...
2022-08-18 03:04:00 +0000 UTC
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If "The Tingler" premiered today, with theater seats rigged with ”Percepto!" shock buzzers, someone would sue William Castle for emotional distress and assault--because we have become a nation of humorless WIMPS.
2022-08-17 03:43:41 +0000 UTC
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What do you think when you see this list of colleges, in order?
Brown
Stanford
Harvard
Yale
Columbia
Berkeley
Duke
Dartmouth
Washington
Barnard
A list of America’s most difficult educational institutions?
Nope. The colleges with the highest grade point averages.
Basically, if you show up for class, you get an A.
There are 4,000 colleges and universities in the Uni...
2022-08-16 01:57:43 +0000 UTC
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Greetings, groovy ghoulies! Just wanted to let you know that since JB is not a fan of our free-for-all, riffing along kind of watchalongs, I shall be taking up the slack for him on that.
If you’ve seen NOES 4 and/or don’t mind people talking along during the movie, join me for a watchalong of it in the Discord NEXT SUNDAY at 8pm ET/5pm PT.
i will be joined by Andras Jones, who played Rick in this classic flick, and who is totally the reason I went vegetarian &...
2022-08-14 18:58:04 +0000 UTC
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Am I the only person who thinks it's stupid to send diplomats to China who talk about democracy all the time? Do they have meetings at the State Department where they say, "Hey, here's one that'll piss em off!" And then does somebody on the back row say, "Yeah, that Communist strongman will be so hopping mad when you remind him that China is not a democracy that, as soon as you leave, he'll kill himself so the people can rule."
2022-08-14 14:12:59 +0000 UTC
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Happy Splatterday Night, Patreon Pals!
Hope you’re having a great weekend so far, and that this lil blast from MV past helps make it even just a lil’ bit better! I ❤️❤️❤️ both these movies, and it’s Rusty’s first appearance after Reno quit to pursue her film career.
Enjoy, and definitely give both these amazing flicks a watch if you’ve never seen ‘em!
The Dead Zone
Start the …
First segment:
2022-08-14 01:31:11 +0000 UTC
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Now that gas prices have dropped to February levels, shipping fees will plunge drastically, no one will use "supply chain" as an excuse, city councils will reverse all the "energy surcharges" they allowed for taxi companies, people will stop blaming inflation on oil prices, Uber drivers will stop talking about the price of gasoline, and everything we buy will be cheaper.
Right?
2022-08-13 15:47:58 +0000 UTC
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I wish I knew exactly what it is I’m sharing with you tonight. Alas, all I know is it’s some sort of badassery featuring Sybill in various sultry ensembles advertising…action VHS releases, I guess? 🤔
If anyone knows more about what this is please feel free to enlighten us. I will be interviewing her soon so if we havent pieced it together by then I will ask her about it.
Here she is with JB at the Jamboree this year. I hope everyone that was there with us got to me...
2022-08-13 04:34:06 +0000 UTC
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Zelensky, the president of Ukraine, has to keep his whereabouts unknown so the Rooskies can't assassinate him, so how does Biden talk to him? On an Iridium phone.
If you don't know what an Iridium phone is, read "Eccentric Orbits," the book by John Bloom that resulted in Darcy becoming the Mail Girl. (It's a long story--and it's a long book.)
2022-08-12 17:41:35 +0000 UTC
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They officially announced our Halloween Special will air Oct. 21st, so save the date! It’s gonna be a heck of a party! 🤠🎃🖤🖤
(That’s all the deets I’m allowed to give out for now, so I will just say I’m VERY excited about this one!! 🎃 *Not Halloween 3. 😋)
2022-08-11 20:32:54 +0000 UTC
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't this the message of those relentless Colonial Penn commercials?:
“It's gonna cost money to put you in a box when you die and then buy a hole in the ground! YOU OWE THAT MONEY. Even if you're dead."
Because it's not real life insurance, right? It's just a few thousand dollars to buy a casket and a plot. They're essentially saying you owe money now for stuff after you're dead.
Just dispose of my body, okay? The cheapest way to make my flesh...
2022-08-11 20:28:45 +0000 UTC
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Do you know the difference between a $960 ticket that allows you to sit in Section V111, Row 1, to watch the Rams play the Chargers at SoFi Stadium, and a $4 ticket that allows you to sit in Section 627, Row 2,
to watch the Lions play the Colts at Lucas Oil Stadium?
NOTHING. THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE. IT'S PRESEASON FOOTBALL.
2022-08-11 03:33:22 +0000 UTC
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(Bridge 3:55)
When I told JB I found this he got really excited, so I knew I had to post it next! If only I’d found it before the AGFA tour started. I could’ve saved him a little research. 😉
The Cerebellum Night mini-tour was so much fun! Thank you so much to everyone who came out for that. I think you will still enjoy this one, even if you are amongst the many Mutants who’ve wat...
2022-08-11 02:31:00 +0000 UTC
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Happy Humpday, Patreon Pals!
This is what I *think* is my all-time favorite episode from any of JB’s shows. (Subject to change without notice, of corpse. 😉)
This amazing interview aired 24 years ago this week, so I figured it was a great time to revisit it, now upscaled to HD!
Here are the Time Codes for you:
Start the ...
First segment: Before the flick.
Second segment: About 22:13 in, after Nada says,...
2022-08-10 18:31:06 +0000 UTC
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Lots of news in JB’s World in the last 24 hours or so…
In case you missed it, here are the biggies:
JB’s Interview w Charles Band is now up in Audio Form, with the video version coming for ya next week. Here’s the audio link if you wanna give it a listen:
https:...
2022-08-10 17:21:38 +0000 UTC
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I don't get the whole thing about a woman wanting her butt to be the size of a 747, to the point of being so aerodynamically unbalanced that she's in danger of falling backwards and becoming a human bean bag chair.
(He’s not in El Lay anymore, but-t still thinking about the Kardashians, I see… 😋)
2022-08-09 16:24:58 +0000 UTC
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Remember when the only Kardashian was OJ's lawyer?
(Dictated to me this AM as he was waiting for his Uber to the airport. He had his comfy travelin’ shoes on! 🤠)
2022-08-08 15:59:41 +0000 UTC
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Cracker Barrel opened a so-called “ghost kitchen” in Hollywood, but I refuse to order a Grandma’s Sampler from a Cracker Barrel that has no gift shop offering ceramic cherub salt shakers.
2022-08-08 06:41:00 +0000 UTC
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Happy Splatterday, Patreon Pals! It’s been a long (great!) day in El Lay for JB, and we’ve got more to do tonight. But first, here‘s this week’s Monstervision fix for ya…featuring lots of Map Fu! 🤠
Side Note: We JUST noticed the Bolo he’s wearing in this ep is the same one he’s been wearing all day today. It’s his fave!
(Taken when I forced him to take an AEW break w me...
2022-08-07 01:54:58 +0000 UTC
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There's nothing like the occasional visit to El Lay to remind you a) how many good-looking people there are in the world, b) how many of them live in California, and c) how the janitors and car parkers in your hotel are all better-looking than you.
2022-08-06 21:28:17 +0000 UTC
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Happy Friday, homies! At some point during our recent watchalongs someone mentioned wanting to watch JB’s parts of The Stand, so volia! I present you with that for tonight’s Friday Fun!
Enjoy, and have a wonderful weekend! ❤️
2022-08-06 01:03:06 +0000 UTC
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When I saw the new "impossible sausage" being offered by Cracker Barrel, I thought, "Okay, not for me." But when I saw that people actually got pissed off that Cracker Barrel was offering it at all, I decided to try it at the earliest possible date.
Choice is good, people.
2022-08-05 18:52:01 +0000 UTC
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Short and sweet…we’ve gotta get To the watchalong at 6pm PT! 🤠
2022-08-05 01:02:53 +0000 UTC
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(Bridge: 10:27, Outro: 16:04)
Welcome to the last night of “Girls with Big Guns” Month, Patreon Pals! Once again we have our fearless hero chatting with his old pal Andy Sidaris. This time, though, they are joined by legendary B Movie “babe” (as JB would say 😋) Ms. Cynthia Brimhall. ❤️
I’m so happy y’all are enjoying JB’s new “Thought of the Day” feature. I loved seeing all your responses to his 🎃 question! He’s also officially rescheduled our Sun...
2022-08-04 03:11:47 +0000 UTC
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Has anybody else noticed that they already put all the Halloween candy out in CVS? Given the worldwide supply-chain problems, I really appreciate CVS getting ahead of the curve and making sure every American child has plenty of processed sugar for October.
I immediately purchased three bags of treat-sized Paydays and four bags of white Reese's Thins so that I can satisfy all the expected children who show up this year on October 31. Because based on last year's numbers,...
2022-08-03 18:38:12 +0000 UTC
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Happy Wes Craven’s Birthday Day! 🥰
We posted this ep not too long ago, but it’s been revamped using some brand new tech, and is now upscaled to HD! I figured I’d post it again so you can check out the difference between the originally restored version and this newer, even more restored version. 😋
(Here’s a link to the OG for reference:
https://www...
2022-08-02 23:27:26 +0000 UTC
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Starting a new feature today…JB is gonna give us a lil’ “Thought of the Day” every day. Here’s what‘s on his mind today:
I was planning my trip to be a judge on "Dragula" this week when I
suddenly thought "How the heck do you prepare for a Boulet Brothers
show?" and ever since then I've been asking the producers "Uh, do I need
to watch any obscure underground films or purch...
2022-08-02 16:51:30 +0000 UTC
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Discord guru Magi Savage helps further explain the mysteries of Discord.
2022-07-31 21:24:42 +0000 UTC
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Happy Splatterday, Patreon Pals! Here’s your Monstervision fix for the week. (The mail segment makes me feel a lil bit better about how long it takes me to get stuff out sometimes… 😋)
Ben, the rad dude who helps us out with a lot of stuff Including running the merch table during the past 2 Jamborees, did a pictorial recap of the Jamboree for JB’s site, if‘n ya wanna check that out:
2022-07-31 04:33:45 +0000 UTC
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