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Hard Ticket to Hawaii, Dominion Tank Pt. 1 & Night of the Living Dead (Air Date: 1/14/95)

Happy Humpday, homies! Tonight we have another visit with Joe Bob’s old friends, Andy and Arlene Sidaris. I’m so hoping we get to do at least one of their flicks on TLDI one day. The NOTLD remake would be an AMAZING one to show, too! 🤞 

I hope you’re having a wonderful week, and that it just gets better from here! 🖤🖤

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Joe Bob’s Thought of the Day: Kanye Edition

Kanye West’s greatest regret is that he can’t sit in the audience and watch himself.

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Joe Bob’s Thought of the Day: Liberty Edition

The inscription on the Liberty Bell comes from the Bible: "Proclaim Liberty Throughout All the Land Unto All the Inhabitants thereof."

It’s actually a quote describing the Jubilee Year in Leviticus 25:10. Meaning it comes from the Torah. Meaning it was written down by the Jews. Meaning we should all wear yarmulkes today and perform mitzvahs.


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Time Runner & The Protector - Full Movies w/ segments (Air Date: 7/12/97)

As promised, here’s the full Double Feature edition of this classic Monstervision ep.

Enjoy, and have a Happy 4th of July (whether or not you’re celebrating anything. 😋💙❤️) 

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On the Road w Joe Bob Mini-Patron Saint Pod: Kansas City Edition

Just checking in from the road again. Hope you’re having a great Return if the Living Dead Day! 


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Joe Bob’s 4th of July Speech

In case you missed it during this week’s episode of The Last Drive-In.

(Huge thanks to our Patreon Pal, Pizopop, for grabbing this for us! ❤️)

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Time Runner & The Protector (Air Date: 71/12/97)

Hiya! Super fast Intro bc we are getting ready to present an award to Brinke Stevens at the Etheria Film Fest. (You can watch all the award winning shorts we are watching tonight on Shudder this month, starting tomorrow.)

Time codes are below, and I'm going to try to have the segments cut in with the movies by tomorrow. :)


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Nemesis & Prince of the Sun (Air Date: 11/19/94)

Last night of AEW Toronto (area) week, and the good news is I still have power! The bad news is wifi is ridiculously slow, so I know it’s gonna be a while before this uploads.

Nevertheless, it’s still Humpday (or close enough to it, depending where you are when this actually goes through ), and the Drive-In Theater show must go on!

Enjoy, and jic you haven’t heard the news, Joe Bob will be joining us for a ...

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Time After Time & Time Stalkers - Full movie w/segments (Air Date: 9/27/96)

Happy Splatterday Night, Patreon Pals! Once again I find myself in the position of being at an AEW show with very low power on my phone.


i don’t think this needs a big intro, though…For the first time in Patreon history, I present to you BOTH movies with JB’s segments included. 

Enjoy these two all-timers! 😉

PS- If you tuned in to watch Sharknado & Amsterdamned on The Last Drive-In last night, bless you! 🖤🖤

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Save Me & The Pit and the Pendulum (Air Date: 11/26/94)

(4:16 Bridge, 9:49 Outro)

Happy Humpday, homies! On tonigh’s ep we get to hear JB talking about his upcoming role in Casino. I can only imagine how mind blowing that must’ve been for him at the time! 🥰

Enjoy, and don’t forget Last Drive-In is back THIS FRIDAY at 9pm ET with a brand new double feature! And if you missed The Walking Dead/Dead City special Sunday night, you can catch a very special airing on AMC proper (not the streaming channel…the cable one with com...

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Motel Hell & Soylent Green (Air Date: 5/23/97)

Happy Splatterday, Patreon Pals! Tonight we have a super classic episode for you. i know a lot of folks have told me Motel Hell was their introduction to Joe Bob, so I’m glad we can revisit it again with him. (Working on making that happen on TLDI, of corpse, but for now this’ll do. 😉)

Enjoy, and don’t forget our Walking Dead Dead City special premieres tomorrow night on Shudder and AMC+! 🖤🖤🖤

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Dead City special THIS SUNDAY!!

Hey, everybody! Just in case you haven’t heard the news, this Sunday we are doing a special for the premiere of The Walking Dead’s Dead City. it will be on Shudder & AMC+ at 9pm ET. Hope y’all can join us! 🤠🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️🖤🖤


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Gun Crazy & Beauty School (Air Date: 11/5/94)

(Bridge: 4:04 Outro: 8:45)

Happy Humpday, Patreon Pals. I’m at AEW tonight with gummies and poop wifi, which ain’t a great combo. 😋

So I shall keep this intro extra short and sweet…Hope you’re having an #AEW-some night!

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Mini-Pod w JB: Knoxville Airport Edition

I swear I thought I posted this when we recorded it earlier this week. But it appears I didn’t, so please enjoy this belated check-in pod with Joe Bob from the luxurious Knoxville airport. 🥰

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Alcatraz: The Whole Shocking Story - Full Movie w/ Segments (Air Date: 4/18/98)

Annnnd here’s Part 2 of the episode featured in the previous post. This might just be the longest upload we’ve done yet!! 😋

Enjoy tearing the 🖤 outta Saturday night, Alcatraz-style! 😋🖤🖤

PS-There’s about 2 minutes of blackness at the end of this I didn’t cut off, but it would take a thousand hours to upload this again so it stays. Just know Nick Fury isn’t gonna pop up or anything so no reason to stick around till the end. 

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Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory & Alcatraz: The Whole Shocking Story (Air Date: 4/18/98)

Happy Splatterday Night, Patreon Pals! Tonight we have another full movie presentation for you! 

I’d suggest starting here so you can see the first part of the episode, then switching over to the next post if you want to actually watch the 2nd movie.

if you’re just watching the MV segments, here are those tome codes for you! 🥰

Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory

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Children of the Night & Dracula Rising (Air Date: 11/12/94)

(Bridge: 4:18, Outro: 9:21)

Happy Humpday, homies! I’m with JB shooting stuff in Tennessee right now, and I asked him if he had thoughts on either of these films, or this ep. His answer? “Nope!”

So on that insightful note, please enjoy this obviously epic episode of DIT.

Bonus: Here’ s a pic of JB going to his very first escape room today. We made it out with 2 mins to spare! 🤠🖤

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Joe Bob History Lesson: Scottsboro Edition

Road tripping from Alabama to Tennessee with JB and he wanted to share this history lesson with me when he saw we were almost to Scottsboro. I figured y’all would enjoy learning, too. 😉🖤

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Man's Best Friend & China Girl (Air Date: 4/11/97)

As mentioned in the previous post, here’s this episode in the usual format with time codes.

(If you’re hankerin’ to watch China Girl right now you can watch it for free on Tubi.)

Man's Best Friend

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First segment: Before the flick.

Second segment: About 20:10 in after the shot of Max.

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Man's Best Friend - Full Movie w/ segments (Air Date: 4/11/97)

Happy Splatterday, Patreon Pals! Tonight we have the classic Man’s Best Friend with full movie included for your viewing enjoyment. Since I only have one of these flicks ready to go for ya, I’m also gonna post this ep in It’s entirety in the regular format with time codes immediately after this. So whichever way you choose to view it, I hope you enjoy tearing the 🖤 outta your Splatterday Night, Monstervisio-style’ 🤠🖤🖤

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Body Chemistry II: The Voice of a Stranger & A Kiss Before Dying (Air Date: 10/16/93)

Happy Humpday,Homies! Tonight we have a bit o’ Femme Fatale month with special guest Lisa Pescia. I love these kinds of films and I’m really hoping we can expand TLDI to include them once in a while. 🤞

Enjoy, and I hope you’re having a wonderful week! 🖤

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Phantasm II & The Beast Within (Air Date: 6/20/98)

Happy Memorial Day weekend, y'all! Here are two JB classics. Sure you've seen it before, but have you seen it with foreground cricket sex? I think not! 😋

Here are the Time Codes for ya…Enjoy! 🖤

Phantasm II

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First segment: Before the flick.

Second segment: About 25:43 in after "There's one more town, Perigord."

Third segment: About 33:49 in after the screen blackout...

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Monstervision Postponed

Howdy, Patreon Pals!

Tonight’s MV is going to have to go up tomorrow instead of tonight as scheduled, due to some tech difficulties. Apologies for the delay, but I’ll get it posted for you tomw as early as I can. In the meantime, please enjoy this lil vid taken at the West Wind Drive-In in Vegas (where we will be having the Jamboree later this year. 🥰❤️) 

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Forever, Private Lesson II, & What's Love Got to do With It (9/16/95)

(Bridge: 3:41, Outro: 8:55)

Happy Humpday, Patreon Pals! I hope you’re having a wonderful week!

I’m out on the town in Vegas with Joe Bob abd our Christmas charity winners and my phone batt is hecka low! So posting your weekly DIT fix super quick, but I’ll be back with updates on our AEW shenanigans ASAP!

And don’t forget, JB will be watching Ready to Rumble with us in the Discord this Friday night at 8pm ET. Come hang if you’re free, Patron Saints!

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Jamboree/Merch Update

just a quickie update for ya…I know the original post went out with thelostrivein@gmail.com as where to email for your free ticket, but it should have been JoeBobsJamboree2023@gmail.com. So please email there, and resend if you already sent to thelostdrivein@gmail.com. Thanks!

Also, I forgot that we're doing a hat for the Jamboree and I think that will be a better option for the merch item people who can't a...

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Jamboree/Merch Update

So as I'm sure a lot of you know, tickets for the Jamboree go on sale tomorrow, and I wanted to let y'all know that anyone who's been a Patron Saint for a year or longer you'll be getting one free ticket to this year's Jamboree. I know there were some issues with how tickets were handled last year, and I want to try to make that up to anyone that might have had problems.

I also know there have been some delays with items from Patreon, as well as me & JB (I just took a bunch of packa...

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Within the Rock w Full Movie (Air Date 6/17/2000)

Happy Splatterday Night, fright fiends! Tonight we have another full movie for your viewing pleasure. I’d never even heard of this one before, and I used to be totally in 🖤 with Brian Krause, so I was excited to find this hidden  (at least to me 😋) gem.

Thank you so much to everyone who tuned in to our midsession finale last night. I’m so happy we finally got to show The Mutilator…and, welp, Possession was there, too! 😉

Have fun tearing the 🖤 outta your nigh...

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Patreon Mini-Pod: Phoenix Edition

Staying on track with our weekly check-ins with JB. This time we’re coming at ya from Phoenix! 🖤

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Joe Bob’s Thought of the Day: Uber Edition

To all the states who require license plates on the back but not the front of vehicles, so that you can never identify your Uber . . . Fuck you.

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Snake Eater III: His Law & Scanners III: The Takeover (Air Date: 5/19/93)

(Bridge 4:13, Outro 9:57)

Happy Humpday, homies! Posting tonight from our 2nd “Cerebrllum Night” show in the Phoenix area. I appreciate everyone here understanding why I had to be a lil late for the opening meet & greets…AEW was on, after all! 😋

Enjoy & we will see you Friday nig...

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