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Please note: Sebs makes direct reference to the listener's male genitalia in this audio (mainly the term "dick"). Trigger warning as advised.
I'm back!! I tried something new with the 'mattress sounds' from about 21min onwards and oth...
2023-07-27 14:19:08 +0000 UTC
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I just came from India having just lost my grandma. I loved her a lot and it's hard to believe she's really not here anymore.
I can't quite seem to catch a break, as I've had a hospital visit, a case of pneumonia and now I've lost my grandma this year alone. It's a bit unfortunate, but life keeps on moving.
I still want to continue releasing audios, but any semblance of a plan I've had with audios, new content on a different channel or streaming on Twitch again have co...
2023-05-31 10:30:19 +0000 UTC
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Sorry for my long hiatus. I'll continue to do my best.
2023-04-15 13:22:59 +0000 UTC
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Hey there, I'm so sorry for the impromptu hiatus. I'll try my best to stick to regular uploads in the future. This is a small ramble about where I've been for the last few months, so I hope you enjoy. Please look forward to a Ross 18+ audio very soon :)
2023-04-15 13:18:32 +0000 UTC
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It's the end of a party and it's just you and Emerald, your flirty werewolf situationship. He approaches you, excited because he hasn't seen you in awhile...
Hey there, happy holidays! I hope you're all getting a well-deserved break and taking some ti...
2022-12-23 15:30:25 +0000 UTC
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Hey! I'm so sorry for my absence. I was unwell during my exams which really meant I couldn't work on YouTube, but I've been done for about a week now and I've been trying to relax a little with loved ones. I'm going to India soon on a hospital outreach trip (ie. It's not a holiday bc I'...
2022-11-27 12:54:43 +0000 UTC
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I really like the direction this one went in, so I hope you enjoy it <3
2022-10-07 12:35:30 +0000 UTC
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Hey everyone! My sincerest apologies for my absence. As a kind of apology, I'm making this early access available for all patrons. I've had a lot of IRL stuff happen but things are pretty settled now, and my hiatus was a good to keep stress down.
I'm well aware I'm b...
2022-09-16 04:49:13 +0000 UTC
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Hey there!
I’d like to apologise that it’s been so long since my last post. Life has been pretty crazy - I had Covid in May, then some major life stuff in June (good and bad) and Covid AGAIN in July (that sucked but I’m fine now). All of this has been between university, and now that it’s August I’ve got exams coming up in two weeks.
All of this is to say I haven’t had the time/energy to work on YouTube/Patreon stuff, so it’s taken a backseat during this time. ...
2022-08-09 07:18:13 +0000 UTC
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Hi! Firstly, so sorry for the radio silence for the past month. Things have been a rollercoaster of highs and really bad lows. I really wish I had the energy to work on audios, but there's been other things happening in real life that have completely drained me. I'm hoping that things have started to settle...
2022-07-08 11:07:44 +0000 UTC
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Sorry for the delay on this one, my mental health has been .. wild the past week and a bit lmao. Good news is I'm doing better now and I will be going home for my (online) exams, so hopefully that'll help stave off the stress :3
Stay safe, stay healthy everyone and I hope you enjoy this audio &l...
2022-06-08 13:35:27 +0000 UTC
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Hey lovelies! I'd love to hear your suggestions/desires for future audios. It can be for audio topics (sleep aid, anxiety comfort, etc), for certain characters (a scene you want with Ethan, Ross, etc) or for nsfw audios.
As much detail as you can provide would be super useful!
I apologise for the quiet month in terms of uploads; after I caught covid at the start of my uni term I've been super behind and haven't caught up 💀 I plan on bring...
2022-05-30 13:48:58 +0000 UTC
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Apologies for the delay with this one ; ; hopefully will be back to regular uploads soon!
2022-05-24 16:31:56 +0000 UTC
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Hey everyone! I hope you’re well!
If you didn’t see my community post on YT or my Twitter, I unfortunately got COVID. Luckily my infection was only bad for two days and I’m back to normal already, however I’m isolating away from my recording equipment (and my backup computer decided to stop working!) which means I can’t record for another five days.
In the meantime, I’ve been having lots of Ross and Lyfelde brain rot, specifically from before the events tha...
2022-05-12 08:08:53 +0000 UTC
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The first section (~6min) of this audio was written by Ejunkiet, make sure to check them out! https://ejunkiet.carrd.co/
Ejunkiet's script was amazing and some of the more spicy comments at ...
2022-05-07 21:01:01 +0000 UTC
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This script was written by Ejunkiet, make sure to check them out! https://ejunkiet.carrd.co/
I mention at the very end that I'm working on a book! It's been fun to write so far :3 If I end up completing it, I plan on narrating it mysel...
2022-05-05 12:57:10 +0000 UTC
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I did this audio literally a year ago - recorded this one 16/4/22 for YT release on the 20th, and the original one came out 19/4/21. It's insane how the time just flew by!
I simultaneously feel like the same person and a completely different one - I think I've grown as a writer, (I wouldn't have even ...
2022-04-18 21:00:03 +0000 UTC
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NB: [Dubcon][Degradation]
If you are in a healthcare setting and your consent, boundaries or privacy are not respected, do not hesitate reaching out to the relevant authorities or medical associations.
This is a remake of a very
2022-04-15 17:14:25 +0000 UTC
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A blooper from the most recent Ethan audio :P
,,, I talk out loud sometimes and it sounds a bit odd. Oh well...
Apologies for the gap in uploads! I had exams recently - all done, but I didn't have the foresight to make videos in advance... whoops!
2022-04-15 13:18:33 +0000 UTC
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Patreon is my only opportunity to use titles that are accurate to the subject of the video 🤡 On YouTube, titles need to be to-the-point and have an acceptable amount of clickbait to them. Otherwise people might not click!
2022-04-04 13:28:27 +0000 UTC
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sebs: bro fuck me senseless
also sebs: you're just my best friend wdym
fun fact the reason my mp3 files have weird names is bc youtube looks at uploaded video file names when sorting videos for the algorithm xd so they're named like that on purpose
2022-03-30 14:55:17 +0000 UTC
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Have to provide this one via YouTube because I'm visiting home - I got the audio uploaded to YouTube before I left but I forgot to upload the mp3 file to Patreon :") I have monetisation for this video turned off though, so fingers crossed YouTube doesn't put ads on it anyway...
Remake of an a...
2022-03-24 13:17:16 +0000 UTC
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Thank you to Elm from whom I commissioned the script! Check them out!! https://elmush.carrd.co/
Lucas continues to be sexxy ah ha ha :lipbite:
2022-03-19 14:27:24 +0000 UTC
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If you frequent r/gwag you are definitely familiar with VexingLex, who very kindly invited me on to record an episode of his VA Talks podcast with me! We talked about YouTube, Reddit, and so much more! Feel free to check it out :3
2022-03-17 12:56:06 +0000 UTC
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Another remake of Ross', but with (hopefully) better audio quality and editing.
Our story progresses, as Ross and Lil' Vamp spend the night in a village at a hotel instead of in a forest for a change of pace. But it looks like they only had one room left, and that room only had one bed... <...
2022-03-16 05:41:40 +0000 UTC
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hey there! I have a couple questions for patrons <3
Of the characters on my channel, who's your favourite and why? (Check playlists on YouTube if you need a reminder of who's who!)
What are ASMR/fan-fiction tropes+storylines that you like to watch/read? What about these storylines appeals to you?
What kinds of audios do you want to hear from me? (both SFW and NSFW)
All opinions are much appreciated!
2022-03-15 01:14:32 +0000 UTC
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You're a foreign royal taking a stroll around the kingdom of Whylde when you spot someone familiar in a public library...
I used a $200 medical textbook for this, you better like my expert page flipping in the background
Script by Vile ❤ 2022-03-11 12:34:08 +0000 UTC
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I've made a new benefit available for anyone who pledges to my page - your name listed on the Patron Hall of Fame! Check it out here:
https://authasmr.com/patron-hall-of-fame
(If you would like your name removed, just let me know)
Another announcement, I'm making a change with the old Royalty tier - those who are still pledged and haven't changed to another tier, you will retain access...
2022-03-08 07:57:53 +0000 UTC
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This is the bonus audio for February, I apologise that it's late! I ended up falling sick (and I still am, I recorded this with a lot of coughing cut out LMAO) so that delayed my ability to record even more.
Also please be aware from
2022-03-03 11:55:48 +0000 UTC
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Hey all! I hope you're doing well.
I've been well, just super busy with a move and uni starting again tomorrow (tomorrow as in I start 8.5 hours after this post lmfao). As a result of my inability to plan more than 2 days into the future, I haven't had the time to work on this month's bonus (nsfw) audios in the time frame that I'd hoped.
I'm still doing the best I can to get them out before the end of February, but I do apologise that they'll be towards the end of the ...
2022-02-20 13:37:05 +0000 UTC
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