752 - Endearment
I used to always be there for my friends during their times of struggle.
Until they figured out why I wanted to be there.
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751 - Zen
My philosophy is the reverse.
Worry about everything, especially the insignificant things.
750 - Show You All
I don't try anything unless somebody believe that I can't!
2020-11-10 14:54:51 +0000 UTC View Post
748 - Top Hat
Frank would throw it away but it's a pain to learn the exact settings to get the maximum yield of popped corn without burning them on a new microwave.
2020-10-26 16:11:44 +0000 UTC View Post747 - Up Dog
I've always found this joke confusing, because dog's can't look up.
2020-10-05 15:56:31 +0000 UTC View Post746 - Begin Anew
I've had a 10 year long career pretending to know how to develop games.
They'll catch on any decade now.
745 - The Compromise
This comic may be providing too much insight into my inner monologue for when minor inconveniences occur.
Don't tell my psychiatrist.
744 - The Hero You Deserve
I save peoples lives every day when I decide not to push them onto the subway track for being loud on their phones.
2020-02-11 19:22:25 +0000 UTC View Post743 - Call Of The Wild
If I got a nickle every time I got judged by a squirrel, I'd be very suspicious why this guy's so invested in my relationship with squirrels that he's wasting time and money on it.
2020-02-03 05:27:25 +0000 UTC View Post742 - The Brotherhood
Does this mean Guy's original name was Prudence?
I'd say it's equally possible that she first stole the name Prudence from some ballerina type darling only to then bestow it on OG Guy for shits n giggles.
But, who knows. I sure don't!
Maybe we'll find out in the future.
...Maybe I should know.
741 - Samaritan
I'd do anything for a sandwich.
Except, naughty stuff.
or illegal thing.
or, work.
nor pay money.
I'll smile at you for a sandwich.
740 - Friendly Reminder
Sorry for the long wait, I aim to update more frequently.
For those of you interested, I recently created an Instagram profile for my art: https://www.instagram.com/drunken.novice/
739 - Walling
This comic was drawn (spoiler free) during a live stream over at my twitch channel.
Head on over if you're curious about the process, and wish to interact with me as I draw.
I don't always draw the comic tho.
Horn Girl - Stream Art
Yesterday I did an of the cuff stream session where I drew the lady above.
To catch future streams follow my twitch here.
And If you see this post early enough you can catch the stream I'm planing to do soon.
2019-02-12 18:35:43 +0000 UTC View Post
737 - Personal De-Trainer
I'm the best at new years resolutions, I fail fast. Very efficient.
2019-01-31 16:50:41 +0000 UTC View Post736 - Whyrentula
And I don't accept the answer "they're cute." because if that's your go-to then the answer is really "I'm deeply disturbed."
2019-01-29 19:27:16 +0000 UTC View Post734 - Theological Technicality
Denial is a powerful thing.
I for one never experience it.
734 - Vote
I've never voted until recently because I believed we've been living in a monarchy.
Nowadays I'm voting for the King.
732 - Seeing Red
Inspired by a real interaction with a colleague. My contacts acted up during my critique.
2018-09-30 15:24:31 +0000 UTC View Post
730 - Mustasherade
Supply and demand.
I don't know what that is.
728 - Pandamonium
Here at twogag we believe species have to prove their worth.
2018-04-30 11:53:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Cry Currency
Finally stuff cleared up after the holidays, sickness and general busyness. Here's the next comic!
You won't have to wait as long for the next one.
