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Death Note Episode 13 Full Reaction!
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We're back in it with DeathNote and the increasingly unfortunate events of Misa Amane continue!
Even though honestly we just absolutely love her and the Chaos Agent she becomes to Light!
We're struggling to understand how well-liked Light is despite his weird inhuman, charmless demeanor.
And Light, the ultimate pussy machine, has no interest in is this drop-dead gorgeous goth pop star, but h... 2023-04-24 00:29:35 +0000 UTC View Post
BvE S3E4 - "Gods" Poll
We're lighting up the bat signal and asking you for help once again as we are about to film a new episode of BvE (Batman vs Everyone).
Check the last episode of Batman vs Futurama in case you missed it!
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BATMAN vs EVERYONE
A monthly show where we pic...
2023-04-23 02:44:58 +0000 UTC View PostThe Legend of the Vox Machina S1x2 Full Reaction!
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We rip the "Terror of the Tal'Dorei" and it's just as fun if not more than the premiere!
Sean doesn't know if he's ever skulked before, but Morgan is certain she has!
We're certain we know what Scanlan is talking about!
And we can all agree: the worst kind of dragon is a Scottish, homicidal dragon, no?
They wanna kill you and you can't understand a lick of what they're saying!
<... 2023-04-22 21:25:48 +0000 UTC View PostThe Mandalorian S3x8 Full Uncut Bar Reaction!
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We're here for this super fun, mostly satisfying, and decent capper that salvages what was a relatively listless S3 was in parts!
But this is so chock full of awesomeness it's hard to worry about it too much! ut to here
The combat is back in a big way for D'jarin and we got some John Wick in Star wars action with the Battle of the Fates!
Watching Grogu take on Petorian Guarnds is so crazy!&n... 2023-04-20 12:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
FullMetal Alchemist: Brotherhood Ep. 17 Full Reaction!
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And HOLY SHIT are we not at ease with this weird turn from Col. Mustang!
Forgive us for getting a little off-kilter at the end of the episode (which means the episode did ITS DAMN JOB!) because this one SENDS US!
We are just THROWN by this heel turn from Col. Mustang or SOMETHING!
And we got some Barry the HUMAN MEAT SACK!??!
<... 2023-04-18 20:30:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Succession S4x4 Full & Uncut Reaction!
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We're back in the first episode of a POST-LOGAN show and holy fucking shit is it appropriately sober and downbeat, but also, immeasurably tense and rife with dramatic possibilities!
Gerri decides to wait it out in the inner circle and not choose violence which honestly makes sense!
Shiv CAN HAZ PREGNART and shit we are interested if this will just lead to a Shiv & Tom Clinton marriage arrangement! 2023-04-18 19:20:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Death Note Ep. 12 Full & Uncut Reaction!
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2023-04-16 19:48:24 +0000 UTC View PostCyberPunk: EdgeRunners S1x2 Full Reaction!
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We're back for another Cyber Saturday with these here EdgeRunners!
This one takes a more mellow, romantic finish and it is HELLA PRETTY TO LOOK AT!
But all the lovely imagery in the world isn't gonna erase the prospect of a "Jerk-Diaper".
Plus we get to meet Lucy and run some grifts and us being a pro-crime reaction channel, it sits just fine with us!
Also, Morgan becomes in... 2023-04-16 18:17:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Legend of the Vox Machina S1x1 Full Reaction!
Hey hey Patrons!
What once started as a special request on our GM Tier Patreon Request Live, now shall pass into reality and become a reaction video legend!
Thanks to Cord and TheDudeJB, it spurred us to check out this really fun and surprisingly emotional and wicked fuckin' cool, The Legend of the Vox Machina!
We quickly acclimate to the foul-mouthed and irreverent style (I mean, this is all dialogue we would write).
The Mandalorian S3x7 Full Bar Reaction!
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We're back and so is The Mandalorian as a show!
But, seriously we are digging the hell outta the fact that we've got some real skin in the game finally!
Everything is clicking in this tbh! The Grogu comedy, the Mando world-building, and we FINALLY got a bad guy to hang out with and Giancarlo seems to be having a ball!
And did they possibly KILL THE BABY DRAGON BIRDS in the feast?!... 2023-04-13 15:52:27 +0000 UTC View Post
Succession S4x3 Full Reaction!
Hey hey Patrons,
Shockingly staged.
Impeccably acted.
Astoundingly devastating.
Here's to one of the best episodes of Succession ever, the creators & actors, and to Brian Cox.
Also, shoutout to Gerri. She even took off the wedding hat to take care of business.
FullMetal Alchemist: Brotherhood Ep 16 Full Reaction!
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Well we're back with these HUNKASAURUS' kicking up a bunch more trouble and THEEEESE TWO BROTHERS have gotta fix it!
Maria Ross doesn't spill the beans about the Hughes News and this is gonna come back in a big way!
Plus we got Envy cocking up the works with their shapeshifting and dropping tabs on Mustang as he's getting close to the case!
And we got a new character named Focker, and of course, we run wild with th... 2023-04-11 17:20:48 +0000 UTC View Post
The Mandalorian S3x6 Full Bar Reaction!
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We're back in the bar and if we're gonna do fluffy wheel spinning in Star Wars, you gotta bring the camp, Tenacious D, Doc Brow and fucking Lizzo!
The Epcot on steroids dome planet is delightful and shows how Bryce Dallas Howard really excels at introducing new fun worlds!
Watch as Morgan's love affair with Star Wars Droids is shattered once again with Din's admittedly very mean treatment of them. We sorta wanted ... 2023-04-06 13:55:30 +0000 UTC View Post
SUCCESSION S4x2 Full Reaction!
Fuck off Patrons!
We're back with more Succession, and Logan is slowly chipping away at the Roy kids coalition!
On a scale from 1 to 10, how sure are we that this fucking Mattson deal is going to turn ass and thus the Pierce deal falls into the goddamn sea?
We're leaning on a soft 14.
What cringe horrors await us at Conor's wedding? What has Willa so shook?
And we did not have Logan Ro... 2023-04-05 22:36:24 +0000 UTC View Post
FullMetal Alchemist: Brotherhood Ep 15 Full Reaction!
Hey hey Patrons!
We're back with FMAB and holy shit this thing is ramping up with new characters both briefly touched on and some we're hoping to be with the whole show!
Firstly, who is this Mr. Monopoly-lookin' mother-effer fighting Scar in the beginning? He's so dope and ridiculous, we love him!
Also, maybe the cutest couple of characters in all of the animation, May-Chang and Shao May show up and we love love love a gruff grumpy Uncl... 2023-04-05 21:14:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Death Note Episode 11 Full Reaction!
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We got ourselves a new DEATH NOTE holder on our hands and EEEETSA LAAAAAADY!
The name of this episode is ASSAULT and holy hell is it ever.
We got a figure claiming to be Kira getting played on the news Zodiac style as news anchors start getting iced left and right!
L and Light both figure that this Kira can kill without knowing a person's name!
And we finally meet... 2023-04-02 19:17:30 +0000 UTC View Post
CYBERPUNK: Edgerunners S1x1 Full Reaction!
Hey hey all you CyberPsychos!
We're firing up one that's been on the requested docket for a while and this shit is stylish AF!
It's Cyberpunk: Edgerunners!
We got David, a broody boi who's too smart for the streets but too rough and tumble for Prep-school!
We got a damn near literal dreamy pixie girl of crime in Lucy!
And we got dudes wearing fleshlight underwear on public streets!
I mean, how in the HELL are you going wrong wi...
2023-04-02 19:02:58 +0000 UTC View PostThe Mandalorian S3E5 Full Bar Reaction!
Hey hey Patrons!!
We're back in the bar and we got a bit more meat on the bone but still keeping it fun in this week's episode of The Mandalorian!
We finally get a touch of overlap with some of the subplots that we've seen throughout this season and a lot of this is sorta feeling like some stuff that would have been in that now-defunct "Rangers of the New Republic"!
We got a big purple daddy showing up by way of Zeb fro... 2023-03-30 13:13:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Succession S4x1 Full & Uncut Reaction!
FUCK OFF, PATRONS!
We're back and like a couple of Boars on the Floor, we are on all fours begging for some more Succession, and we got it!
In the Fourth and Final Season of Succession, we hit the ground running with our fave terrible billionaire family tree!
We're loving the awkwardness of the newly minted Disgusting Brothers with Tom and Cousin Greg!
Watching Logan and the kids longing to jump b... 2023-03-28 22:38:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Death Note Ep 10 Full & Uncut Reaction!
Hey Hey Patrons!
We're back and we're GETTING A SPORT GOING BETWEEN THESE TWO BIG BRAINED BOIS WHO DEFINITELY DO NOT WANT TO MAKE OUT WITH ONE ANOTHER!
This is seriously a fun episode!
Complete with anime gasps, crowd fawning over REGIONAL TENNIS CHAMPION LIGHT YAGAMI, and a whole lot of sexual subtext!
*** For some reason, Sean's mic file got corrupted so apologies for the bad audio! After Ep 11 it won't happen again! 2023-03-26 22:05:42 +0000 UTC View Post
BvE S3E3 - "Pettiness" BTAS vs Futurama
BVE is a monthly show where we pick the theme and you lovely Patrons pick a new cartoon to go against a Watchers in the Bar fave: Batman the Animated Series!
1) We choose the theme for the coming month's episode!
2) Y'all vote in a Patreon Exclusive poll on which show will go against B: TAS, and we pair each show's best-suited episode given what theme we've chosen for the month!
3) We break down and debate which show communicated the ...
2023-03-24 13:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostFMA: Brotherhood Ep. 14 Full & Uncut Reaction!
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We're back with theeeeese two Alchemist Brothers and we got some WILD fights and face-offs in this episode that we are LOVING!
We get Greed and the Animal Crew sporting the gnarliest Mega Mullet you've ever seen!
Morgan is basically #TeamChimera at this point, but these fights are exceptionally brutal!
Some more flashbacks from Al's POV of when he was Tranmutated and it's crazy ha... 2023-03-24 00:26:24 +0000 UTC View Post
The Mandalorian S3E4 Full & Uncut Bar Reaction!
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We're back in the bar and kinda back to basics in ways we dig and some ways we're wanting!
The Mando training is in full effect with Grogu shooting paintballs and frigging DRAGONS that will literally snatch you from the water bank!
Almost as if they should find a new place to hang!
We get yet another but among the best Order 66 Flashbacks yet, with Grogu being rescued by none othe... 2023-03-23 11:53:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Death Note Ep 9 Full & Uncut Reaction!
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We're back with more Death Note WE AR FEELING FOR RYUK RIGHT NOW YALL!
All our dude wants is a damn Apple and this prick Light won't give it to him!
Morgan also hypothesizes that all this trouble with Light is just overzealous parenting!
Tarantino foot shots abound right before we finally get a MEETING OF THE TWO BIG BRAINED BOYS! Completely with clearly defined hair colors and ev... 2023-03-19 02:16:57 +0000 UTC View Post
BvE S3e3 - "Pettiness" Poll
We're about to record the next episode of our patreon exclusive series BvE, and we need your help!
Check the last episode of Batman vs Archer in case you missed it!
https://www.patreon.com/posts/79490173
IF YA NEED A REFRESHER ON THE VIDEO POD CONCEPT.....
BATMAN vs EVERYONE
A monthly show where we pick the theme and you lovely Patrons pick ...
2023-03-16 20:35:48 +0000 UTC View PostThe Mandalorian S3x3 Full & Uncut BAR Reaction!
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We're back in the Bar with The Mandalorian and move over BAD BABY we got ourselves some BAD BISCUITS!
A VERY big departure for this particular show happens and the bar is very much into it.
After we get some super fun fighter action with Din, Bo, Grogu, and R5 (which blows up Bo Katan's whole ass house) we take ourselves a bit of a Mando break and kick it with weird circle-rimmed glasses Mengle with a h... 2023-03-16 14:38:03 +0000 UTC View Post
The Last of Us S1x9 Full & Uncut Reaction!
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Welp, we're here with the last of The Last of Us and we're feeling some type of way about it!
Joel and Ellie are acting like proper StepDad and Daughters now! Complete with Pop-pop trying to hard and teenage girl being wantonly disaffected until she sees something she likes (all of which are totally understandable but you get it!).
The Giraffe moment is a serene moment and probably be the last truly happy moment w... 2023-03-13 23:12:36 +0000 UTC View Post
FMA: Brotherhood Ep. 13 Full & Uncut Reaction!
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We're back with some FMAB and this shit is starting to TURN UP cuase we finally get to see this creepy Symbiote Spiderman with fangs we've been peeping from the opening titles!
GREED! This guy is wild and his crew is a damn hoot!
Sorry guys, if you got a new girlfriend and you need to do something for work - DUMP HER. Or so says Col. Mustang!
We get some really wild stuff with Scar in this e... 2023-03-11 16:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
The Mandalorian S3E2 Full & Uncut Bar Reaction!
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