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We're back with another DAMN NEAR XENO FREE BUT STILL UNSETTLING AF EPISODE OF ALIEN EARRFF!
But seriously this show is batting around so many unsettling and interesting concepts!
A great halfway point and hell of a cliffhanger!
The concepts are swirling of transitioning, body dysmorphia, loss and resentment are bobbing and weaving in every scene!
The Sheep, please gtfo of here.
The chittering voice from Wendy, please stop.
Fuckin' .....
2025-08-28 14:30:08 +0000 UTC
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We're flying, on some new upgraded jet packs apperhently (!), into the Season of yer fave superhero who protects Peace, no matter how many men, women and children he has to unalive to get it - Peacemaker!
We're seeing double and it's over far too soon! Kiss!
It's a super fun and brief retcon with the Justice Gang from the last season and that is literally all we need going forward! It's a new day in the DCU!
And, unsurprisingly, we discuss for an i...
2025-08-28 00:05:44 +0000 UTC
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Hey Hey Top Dawgs, Back for another episode of Mob Psycho 100, as requested by Lord Sanogo! This time we are checking out episode two,
Hey Hey Top Dawgs,
Back for another episode of Mob Psycho 100, as requested by Lord Sanogo!
This time we are checking out episode two, "Doubts About Youth: The Telepathy Club Appears."
Hey hey Xeno-Patrons!
Sean and Angel are back with this weeks distressing and mysterious episode of Alien: Earth!
We're getting more and more into Morrow's character and he's quickly turning into one of the more facinating elements of this show!
Definitely super intrigued by Kirsh's entire deal and we're becoming more and more convinced that HE'S A SECRET Hybrid!
And WHAT ON ALIEN EARTH is Wendy's connection with these xenomorphs? She's hearing and FEELING them as ...
2025-08-20 16:56:26 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey Patrons!
We understand that endings are hard. We understand we need to build expanded IP.
But holy suffering fuck is does this smack of a HUGE dereliction of what we thought this show was gonna explore.
Is there even an ounce of comupannce for the Clients? Nope. They just get uncomfy and then leave.
Does Detective Batman, who's been searching for his brother and this Island for 2 seasons have any meaningful dialogue.?No. He just sorta yells at his brother and t...
2025-08-19 20:26:46 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey Patrons!
We're back with a truly hilarious and somewhat repulsive opening discussion before this weeks reaction of GRAVITY FALLS!
But we're talking about Soos Gooning, right?
Like that's what were talking about?
...right?
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https://youtu.be/llMT8Be4dFg
2025-08-19 00:14:14 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey Patrons!
We're here with Sean & Angel's FIRST SIMULTANEOUS BLIND WATCH and new week to week show!
These will be dropping on Wednesday morning after they air on Tuesday nights!
And what a bunch of crazy Noah Hawley weirdness and some CLASSIC Alien bloodletting!
So many mysteries and big sci-fi concepts to tackle here.
Loving the characterization of the kids in adult bodies. Very smart and quick way to warm us to these characters!
Daddy Olyi...
2025-08-17 17:30:03 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey Patrons!
We're back with among THEE most punishing episodes of Chernobyl and for all you animal lovers out there..... steer fuckin' clear.
We get a baby Barry K as he traverses the SUPREMELY dark world of post-fallout clean up in and around Chernobyl.
And we gotta get rid of all the domestic animals, and, well, yeah.
But some great interplay with our main 3 protagonists, all spurring eachother on and ONE OF THE MOST HARROWING SINGLE TAKES IN TV HISTORY!
2025-08-13 22:03:46 +0000 UTC
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Hey Hey Top Dawgs!
Back again for another episode of Monster, also requested from Sam G!
This time we are checking out the sixth episode, "Disappearance Report."
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https://youtu.be/qx3VMyqZLBg
Thanks so much to Sam, the top dawgs and all our patrons out there!
xoxo,
The Watchers in t...
2025-08-09 14:00:10 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey Patrontheus'!
We're back and getting DEEP INTO RIDLEY SCOTT'S Alien lore.... or something, with Prometheus!
Angel, Jenilea & Sean are, let's say, frustrated with Ridley's recapturing of the mantle of his 1979 classic!
Sean (I) really tried to not front load his own impressions in the lead up, but we're right back in our Obama-era dismay!
It's all still here.
Some great design and world building are accompanied by wildly fluctuating character dyna...
2025-08-08 19:32:38 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey Patrons!
Sean and Jenliea watch "The Breaking Point."
And we're pretty sure Sean's never cried this much in an episode of TV in 10 years.
Also, whatever we speculated about Spiers, we take it back.
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https://youtu.be/rrn205RJqOM
Final 2 eps ...
2025-08-08 01:58:41 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey Patrons!
We're back with and sometimes you get a baller ass K-Pop musical, sometimes you get a spooky Demon Martial Arts Action flick, and somtimes you get a 6-eyed bird sitting atop the bestest lil' cat bb in the world.
And sometimes you get all three.
That's K-Pop Demon Hunters yall and we're reacting to it!
Sean and Morgan are SUPER vibing with this instant classic and Dustin, while not the biggest musical fan, digs the world and the CLEAR MASSIVE AMOUNT...
2025-08-06 02:13:22 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey Patron-Stans!
We're back with another G-Falls BABAAAAY!
And this one is fun, weird and brilliant.
Sock Puppet twink Gabe Benson is here and we got another CRUSH for Myrtle!
And we get some WILD body swapping action again.
Dipper as a Sock Puppet is hilarious. Straight up.
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2025-08-06 00:32:03 +0000 UTC
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Hey Hey Top Dawgs!
This week for PRL, we have another Sam G pick lined up, and we're heading back into the fifth episode of Monster, "The Girl from Heidelberg."
Follow the unlisted link to hang:
https://youtu.be/v2HETXTlp-g
Thanks so much to Sam, the top dawgs and all our patrons out there!
xoxo,
The Watchers in the Bar
2025-08-02 14:00:11 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey Patrons!
We got TWO big ol’ Netflix feature film hits coming yer way and firstly we’re JUST TRYING TO GET BACK TO YER HOOOOOOME!
Sean, Morgan, & especially Dustin have a great time with Happy Gilmore 2!
Shooter McGavin is just peak comedy. We need more of him.
And Bad Bunny is awesome here!
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2025-08-01 14:38:49 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey Patrons!
We're. back with a REALLY satisfying episode and puts a button on the House Kito Arc!
It's a big ol' reunion of sorts with all of our faves!
We got Chiquita and Clam Dad bustin' through to help!
Granny and yer fave Unibrowed Boo-Tuber jumps get's busy as well!
And we got yer fave screaming running Anataomy Man!
A GREAT EPISODE!
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2025-07-30 01:01:20 +0000 UTC
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Hey Hey Top Dawgs!
Checking out a new show this week for PRL, No One Will Miss Us! This request is coming in from Sam G!
We are watching S1, Episode 1!
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https://youtu.be/Lxnox6S0--g
Thanks s...
2025-07-26 14:00:14 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey Patrons!
We're back with another Squid Game!
And the misery stress train is just A ROLLING ALONG with this one!
Honeslty, 222 calling it quits is mad relatable but we're not stoked!
We understand it but a lil' resigned on how we're killing off every single femme contestant character in this season.
Cause nothing hits like a ....... mother's love. lol
Also, how isn't this baby born of 333 and 222 shouldn't be called 555?
And also, DO YA THINK D...
2025-07-25 00:14:39 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey Patrons!
We're back with a new Vinland Saga and this season is getting INTERESTING!
All of these new characters and CLEARLY a new more subdued vibe which we are really digging!
And who's this new hunk?
Problematic fave (which is sorta the whole cast)?
Someone new to root for?
He's helping our new best friends out so hopefully!
2025-07-23 22:00:08 +0000 UTC
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We're back with A MUCH REQUESTED AND EXTRA SPECIAL REACTION for yall!
You guys were clamoring for it, practically salivating like Remmick himself, and we made it happen - It's SINNERS yall!
We found perhaps the only two of the Extended Burlington Bar crew in Angel and Nicky (who's making their first NON-Bar debut) who not only hadn't seen this certified BANGER, but Nicky STRAIGHT UP knew nothing.
Not that it was a horror movie. Not that it had vamp...
2025-07-22 02:20:01 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey Patron-stans!
We're back with another SLAMMER of an episode of Gravity Falls!
It's just a bunch of lil' guys with funny voices and we're about as here for it as anyone could possibly be.
We the return of Pacifica to the Mini-Golf Park and we have ALL MANNER of lil' infighting characters!
And we get some legends like Clancy Brown and Patton Oswalt doing some voices back!
This was such a sick episode!
2025-07-20 22:13:17 +0000 UTC
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We say it all the time but for reals... BE BEST FRIENDS!
And it seems like they will be if they can get away from this fuckin' worm and get out of this child sacrifice hole!
But seriously, Okarun vs Bossed UP Jiji is a seriously sick fight!
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https://youtu.be/rED3...
2025-07-19 14:56:03 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey top dawgs,
Back with more Fleabag this week for PRL, an ongoing pick from Cord!
This time, we are checking out Season 1, episode 6- the season one finale!
Follow this unlisted link to hang:
https://youtu.be/yUdzXOi0iSQ
Thanks to Cord, the top dawgs, and all y'all lovely ...
2025-07-19 14:00:09 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey Patrons!
We're back with another episode of Band of Brothers and ...
It's Bastogne, guys.
Nothing left to say other than that.
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https://youtu.be/pKMmXdoSAj4
Dro...
2025-07-18 19:39:46 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey Patrons!
We're back with a 3rd and in some ways even more devastating episode of Squid Game!
A special shoutout to our GOAT, the heart of Season 2 and 3, Kang Ae-shim is simply magnificent.
Her successive monologues and background given about her and her son break our hearts.
And then we apperhently have a new villian, which sorta seems like it should be someone we know. Right? Still a great twist!
2025-07-15 00:53:53 +0000 UTC
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Hey Hey Top Dawgs!
Back with the ongoing pick of Darkplace from Kelvin this week- This time we are checking out episode 4, "The Apes of Wrath."
Follow this unlisted link to hang:
https://youtu.be/jsasfb0WldQ
Thanks so much to Kelvin, the Top Dawgs, and all our lovely patrons!
...
2025-07-12 14:00:10 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey Turbo-Patrons!
It's another DanDaDan and HOLY SHIT is this show firing on all cylinders with this 2nd episode into Season 2!
SUCH A BACK BREAKINGLY SAD BACKSTORY OF THIS GHOST!
He's just a hungry lil' guy who wants to hang out!
And FUCK THE MOTHERFUCKING KITO CLAN BTW!
Jiji comes into the the lovable Himbo and Bossed Up Rainboy Earringed badass that he is and we're HERE FOR IT!
2025-07-12 00:43:26 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey Patrons!
We're back with a new Vinland Saga and we're getting to know everyone on this farm!
We got more Einar lore!
Are people on this farm not a bunch of dicks?
Does that matter?
Should we be rooting for Thorfinn to get to killin' again?
This show never poses easy questions nor easy answers!
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2025-07-11 02:25:51 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey PatronOnOns!
We're back for the PREMIERE of S2!
Excited to be back in this show (except for you you gross Kito family!) to rock with this world again! And see lets see if we can go a whole 3 to 5 episodes without having some pervy shit happening to Momo, yeah?
But we got a family of Grey creep Worm Worshippers!
Which honestly as far a basis for a religion, it makes more sense than most!
2025-07-09 18:29:11 +0000 UTC
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