Arcane S1x1 Full & Uncut Reaction! (All Tier Access)
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Yall spoke loud and fucking clear and we are glad we heard ya!
ARCANE IS HERE YALL!
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The Legend of Korra S1E7 Full & Uncut Reaction!
Sup Jerks!
Hope everybody is well and here we are with the beginning of the TWO PARTER that you've all been clamoring for: the legendary Beginnings, Part 1!
We love Wan.
We love the lore, the art direction and animation style.
We love the Sassy weird Spirit Carrot.
You know the deal. Watch our minds get blown!
This is prolly the highlight of Season 2 and thus the entire Avatar Saga!
2021-12-16 22:32:19 +0000 UTC
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The Witcher S1E1 Full & Uncut REACTION! (All Tiers Access)
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We're here with a new show! Well, it's not "new" new, but there's a new Season dropping and we wanted to rock the first Season to catch and by THE GODS we are FUCKIN OFF to the weird world of The Witcher, which Morgan describes as XENA WARRIOR PRINCESS on a Netflix budget!
Also, this first episode will be available across all tiers of our Patreon but going into S1E2 and then on, it will be at the $8 Vasal Tier, along with ARCANE which is droppi...
2021-12-15 23:06:32 +0000 UTC View PostAttack On Titan S1E8 Full & Uncut Reaction!
Hey hey Patrons!
We're back with a FUCKING BANGER of an episode and one of the most groan worthy (in a good way!) while we keep trying to get a handle on this INSANELY DANGEROUS TITAN BROAD!
We realize that sometimes in this show characters sound like their on the verge of jizzing and it kinda fucks with us.
We're digging the techno heavy soundtrack in this episode as well!
Also, Se...
2021-12-14 22:07:40 +0000 UTC View PostBvE DECEMBER POLL "FAMILY" !!
HEY HEY, PATRONS!
Hope y'all holiday season is going well now that the War on Christmas is back on! And though we are stoked on stuffing ourselves fuller than the fucking unfortunate birds on our tables we're also stoked on rocking some new toons that you guys will choose for us! ! But before we do that we gotta have ourselves summer's last stand with this September's BvE Poll!
Check last month's episode (and one of our funniest ever ) where we go with SCOOBY-DOO with the th...
2021-12-14 14:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostSquid Game S1E7 Full Uncut REACTION!
Hey hey Patrons!
Sorry about the holdup, but we're back with another Squid Game, and this whole shattering glass walk of death is NOT THE FUCKING TEA y'all!
Don't judge as we stan the sex pest Leopard Mask VIP for rooting for #69!!
WHY DON'T THEY SHIMMY ON THEIR KNEES TO GET THROUGH?!?
And how perfect an ending to Han Mi-nyeo and Jang Deok-su WEIRD ROMANTIC TRYST!
2021-12-13 01:57:56 +0000 UTC
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Squid Game Reaction dropping later tonight!!!
Hey hey!!
Just wanted to let you guys know that our Squid Game Episode 7 reaction will be dropping a touch later than normal today!
We’ll drop the link in a seperate new post and will update this post here as well!!
Xoxo,
See y’all soon!
2021-12-12 21:32:27 +0000 UTC View PostThe Legend of Korra S1E6 Full & Uncut Reaction! ** UPDATE COMING!!
Hey hey Patrons!
We're back with another episode of The Legend of Korra!! We got some fun reactions to this episode before the JUGGERNAUT of Parts 7 &8!
It's fucking rad to see Asami back in the saddle of some action set pieces and NOT NEEDING TO PROFITEER OFF OF A WAR MACHINE!
How fucking cool is it to see Mako brandishing some fire daggers again while he CRACKS THE CASE?!
AND NEVER EVER FUCKIN... 2021-12-09 20:33:42 +0000 UTC View Post
Attack on Titan S1E17 Full & Uncut Reaction!
Hey hey, Patrons!
Well, it seems as though ol' Dot Pixis might get his wish yall!
WHO'S THE BABE?!?
We got the Female Titan in on the action for the first time this episode and HOLY SHIT THIS GAL IS BRUTAL!
Would peeing your pants be a good defense against the Titans?
Is the weird FACE DOWN ASS UP Titan the grossest Titan?
And we got the BIGGEST amount of horse trauma since the SYNER CUT in this episode by far! 2021-12-07 18:12:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Squid Game S1E6 Full & Uncut Reaction!
Hey hey Patrons!
And..... all we can say is two things:
We have never been this angry on this channel since prolly the Battle of the Bastards.
AND....
Oooof. This one hurt.
Follow the password-protected link to sufffffferrrrrrr...
The Legend of Korra S2E5 Full & Uncut Reaction!
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We're back with another hit of The Legend of Korra and this one has some fun and great concepts, a few issues we have that watching with a 2021 lens is prolly at fault for, and a WTF ending!
Meelo and Tenzin's Lemur training lessons are so much damn fun!
We get eyes on Buff Daddy Bolin and we wonder if he's aware that Varrick is obviously planning on shooting the Four Nation's first porno flick!
We're a lil' bit concerned w... 2021-12-02 16:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Attack on Titan S1E16 Full & Uncut REACTION!
Hey hey Patrons!
We are back with another episode of Attack on Titan and prolly the last time we get to catch our breath before the end of the season!
We're wondering if there's a HYDRA-esque TEAM TITAN that is burrowed within the Recon Corp?
We watch as some of the characters decide to take the cushy Military Police jobs and the group begins to splinter!
And was this a direct send up to the ARNOLD FIST MEME? WE MUST KNOW!
2021-11-30 19:31:08 +0000 UTC
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SQUID GAME S1E5 Full & Uncut Reaction!
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We are back with a real cross and unsettling episode of Squid Game coming off one of the biggest fuck you cliffhangers in history!
We're digging the big stealth vibes that Detective Batman Brother is giving in this episode!
This is among the most gruesome visuals in the show to date!
And though Morgan leads the pack of not trusting Number 1, Sean starts to see how it could all come together!
And we find that the whol...
2021-11-28 22:07:41 +0000 UTC View PostBvE Ep#11 // Adventure Time - "Team Up" Podcast & Full Reaction
Hey Hey Patrons!
Welcome to another installment of our exclusive reaction/podcast series Batman Vs Everyone (BvE).
BvE is our monthly show where we pick the theme and you lovely patrons pick a new cartoon to go against a Watchers in the Bar fave: Batman the Animated Series!
Each month we film our uncut video reactions to the two episodes and then go into an in-depth discussion on the Patreon exclusive podcast. They're two very different...
2021-11-27 16:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostCLONE WARS Ep011 Full & Uncut Reaction!
Hello there Patrons!
We're back with another Clone Wars episode this one is a bevy of fuckin' fun! Anything droid-related is pretty fucking up our alley.
Does the Mucinex Mucus Man Transylvanian going to go full Gary Oldman in Bram Stoker's Dracula and lustfuly beckon for Grevious!
Are the Jedi's vetting their droids in ANYWAY?!
And, let's be real, how many times has R2 watched Anakin jerk off?! 2021-11-25 19:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Marvel's SHANG-CHI // Full Movie REACTION! ALL TIER THANKSGIVING SPECIAL ACCESS
Hey hey Patrons!
We just wanted to say to have an insanely dope, safe and happy holiday season!
Just a reminder that the story of Thanksgiving is utter horseshit, but the idea of being thankful for the good things in your life is one that we can get behind!
We don't have a Korra this week as we're all out of town but we scheduled a FULL MOVIE REACTION ACROSS ALL TIERS AS A BIG FAT THANK YOU TO Y'ALL!!
And with that, let's do a Marvel Movie, w... 2021-11-25 18:17:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Attack on Titan S1E15 Full & Uncut Reaction!
Hey hey Patrons!
We're back into the thick of it with Attack on Titan and we got an episode that's light on action but positively dripping with information, especially about the Titans!
And we get a lot more time with one of our new faves, Major Hanji!!
We love her crazy enthusiasm, even when she sometimes starts looking nefarious with those glasses!
And also we get a few of our fave characters Sonny & Bean! We hope the nails don't hurt too ...
2021-11-23 18:43:20 +0000 UTC View PostSQUID GAME S1E4 Full & Uncut REACTION!
Hey hey Patrons!
We're back with one of the biggest fuck you of a cliffhanger that we got from this AMAZINGLY STRESSFUL 4th episode!
If it's not the fucking literal Tug of War of Death it's the straight-up murder melee that happens in the barracks!
SnakeFace can eat a butt with his murderous Squid Game Soda hack!
The organ harvesting side hustle is QUITE UNSETTLING and is it a part of the game or a solo venture!?
AND GODDMAN IF THIS ...
2021-11-21 16:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostGhostbusters 2 (1989) // Commentary Schmommentary (VIDEO)
Hey hey Patrons!
As we're sure you know, BUSTIN' makes us feel good!
We figured with Ghostbusters: Afterlife dropping we figured we would take a gander at the FIRST Ghostbuster sequel to disappoint us
Did this movie predict the end of the world in 2016?!?! It seems like it fucking did, and from Chicago's own Kevin Dunn!
Would Venkman be the absolute WORST STEPDAD?! Don't let the cool hipster affectation fool ya!
How fucking short-sighted is Janosz, who needs... 2021-11-20 03:44:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Ghostbusters 2 (1989) // Commentary Schmommentary (AUDIO)
Hey hey Patrons!
As we're sure you know, BUSTIN' makes us feel good!
We figured with Ghostbusters: Afterlife dropping we figured we would take a gander at the FIRST Ghostbuster sequel to disappoint us!
Did this movie predict the end of the world in 2016?!?! It seems like it fucking did, and from Chicago's own Kevin Dunn!
Would Venkman be the absolute... 2021-11-20 03:40:24 +0000 UTC View Post
THE CLONE WARS Ep10 FULL & UNCUT Reaction!
Hey hey Patrons!
We're back with more WAR OF THE CLONES IN THE STARS DURING WARTIME show!
Just rolls off the tongue don't it?
We're back with the "DOWNFALL OF A DROID" which is so droid fucking heavy if droids are your thing have we got a two-episode arc for you!
Do these IG-80-HATES give us the first glimpse into the IG's combat prowess!?
Does this weird Transylvania Junker alien look like the Mucinex Booger Man?
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The Legend of Korra S2E4 Full & Uncut REACTION!!!
Hey hey Bendin' Buddies!
We got a GREAT episode with The Civil Wars Pt.2 up this week on our Legend of Korra reactions and holy shit are we having a great time with Mike back in the head writers chair!
We really love the family unpacking that we get into with Tenzin, Bumi & Kaya! And the family photo is EVERYTHING, minus the beard.
Is Varrick's Platypus-Bear cosplay a send up to Nicolas Cage's The Wicker Man!? Either way it's o...
2021-11-18 19:44:02 +0000 UTC View PostAttack on Titan S1E14 Full & Uncut REACTION!
Hey hey, Patrons!
We're back with a CLEAR SEA CHANGE in the story we have been telling! We got new opening credits, new characters, and new challenges!
The gang, and especially Sean, notice the brand spanking new ANIME H**TERS that have made their way into this BRAND NEW opening with a new song!
Hanjie is a big 'olllll sniffer and NO ONE IS CHECKING THIS CLEAR ABUSE OF POWER!
We're frustrated by the courtroom drama of it all but it comes with a first ...
2021-11-16 19:59:50 +0000 UTC View PostKIPO & OVERLORD E2&3 // PATREON REQUEST LIVE
What's up Big Ballers!
We're back with another round of PRL and we got returning Patreon King Sergio and newly annointed John Busher IV GUIDING THINE REACTING HAND!!!
The previous requests are getting fired up and we'll drop them around Thanksgiving but we got 3, count em THREEEE PRL installements for Octoboer (We know, we know) and Novembers will drop before the end of the month as well!
FIRST UP IS KIPO & the Age of WonderBeasts and holy hell is... 2021-11-15 21:42:08 +0000 UTC View Post
BvE NOVEMBER POLL!! "Team-Ups!"
HEY HEY, PATRONS!
Hope y'all are geared up for Winter and the holiday season! And though we are stoked on stuffing ourselves fuller than the fucking unfortunate birds on our tables we're also stoked on rocking some new toons that you guys will choose for us! ! But before we do that we gotta have ourselves summer's last stand with this September's BvE Poll!
Check last month's episode (and one of our funniest ever ) where we go with SCOOBY-DOO with the theme of "Ghosts" in cas...
2021-11-14 23:54:15 +0000 UTC View PostSQUID GAME S1E3 Full & Uncut REACTION!
Hey hey Patrons!
LET THE SQUID GAME-NING RE-COMMENCE!!!
We're loving this hard left turn and THIS FUCKING HONEYCOMB NIGHTMARE!!!
We're digging the alliance angle that is prevalent in this episode and we're sure it will work out totally fine!
How dope is HOT COP (aka, the brother on the case) and his fucking Metal Gear??
And also, ARE WE CRAZY TO SUSPECT NUMBER 1 as much as we do!?? \
A... 2021-11-14 20:24:06 +0000 UTC View Post
The Legend of Korra S2E3 Full & Uncut Reaction!
Sup Jerks!
We got a piping fuckin' hot Korra reaction kids!
We're the first of two 2-Parters for this season and this one is equal parts entertaining as hell and frustrating.
Will bike thefts in the Southern Water Tribe go down due to Uni-Lock's involvement?
We looooooove all the interpersonal siblings back and forth with Tenzin, Bumi and Kya!!
And whole Water-Bending Ninjas and Korra trying to not use her bending against them was so ... 2021-11-11 20:21:16 +0000 UTC View Post
The Clone Wars E009 "Rookies" Full & Uncut Reaction!
Hey hey Patrons!
We're back with some more Clone Wars and we have a REALLY FUN TIME with this one!
It seems like Clone-centered Eps = WE LIKE THE Episode A LOT!
We consider a lot of concepts in this episode!
Is the best confidence builder experience or is it a FAT FUCKIN' ASS!?!?
Are the Rookie Clone Cadets listening to Star Wars' Funk Master Flex?
And MORGAN LOSES HER SHIT OVER the idea of Clone being named CODY! 2021-11-11 18:08:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Attack on Titan S1E13 Full & Uncut Reaction!
Hey hey Patrons!
We're back with some Attack on Titan goodness and as you know we always say, "We gotta get the fireworks factory!"
However, instead of the fireworks factory, it's the goddamn fucking boulder-sized hole in the wall that we gotta get to, and BY GOD, Eren finally cracks his Titan code, hulks his ass out PLUGS THAT BAD BOY!
We wonder if the Titans ever just get tired and leave and go home after a day Titan-ing?
Also, some of these T...
2021-11-09 20:31:52 +0000 UTC View PostSquid Game S1E2 Full & Uncut Reaction!
Hiya Patrons!
Need some new Squid Game content, do ya?
We can LEND A HAND in that regard! ;)
We're back with early access to S1E2 of Squid Game, "Hell." And funnily enough, it's the Hell that all the players were running from on the outside that drives them back to the Squid Game.
We're freaked out by the coffin gift boxes that are apparently being incinerated (more on that later).
Does this SUPER UNEXPECTED side-step provide a much needed...
2021-11-08 18:30:01 +0000 UTC View Post