Squid Game S1E1 Full & Uncut REACTION!!
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Well gang we did it. We're starting Squid Game. And ...... thanks?
Lolol, naw, just joshin', we're OBSESSED WITH THIS SHOW STRAIGHT AWAY!
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The Legend of Korra S2E2 Full & Uncut REACTION!
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We're back with a supppppper beautiful and intriguing as hell episode!
Do some of these Dark Spirits resemble Sesame Street characters or Angry Symbiote Buttholes?
Should we take Varrick for all he's worth if he's willing to spend the dough? We think so!
And HOLY HOT HELL is KORRA GETTING PLAYED LIKE A FIDDLE BY UNALAQ TO TAKE OVER HIS BROTHER'S KINGDOM!!
2021-11-04 19:17:40 +0000 UTC
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Clone Wars E#008 Full & Uncut Reaction!!
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We're here with the ending of the Malevolence Arc for Clone Wars and we're digging the old-school Star Wars adventuring vibes!
Every time we get some Padmè action we appreciate it over here at Watchers in the Bar!
Speaking of which, should Paddy have been on birth control and saved the galaxy a whole lotta trouble?
And also we did how much the Force is integrated into the combat of this show!
2021-11-04 12:31:00 +0000 UTC
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Attack On Titan S1E12 Full & Uncut!
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Titan Tuesdays keep rolling along with Season 1 Episode 12 "Wound" and one of the final episodes in the Trost Arc!!
Hot damn do we get another big helping of Anime Time in this episode, especially with Eren all inside and connected with the muscle tissue and whatnot!
We got more of Armin being a G and Connie and the rest of the background characters stepping up!
And Is there any better Titan than Bad Trip Bill? W... 2021-11-02 16:25:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Malignant (2021) Full Reaction!
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We got a reaction to one of the wildest surprises of 2021 and we're dropping it on Halloween proper for yall to rock!
When we hit play, we had little to go on with Malignant, the new flick from modern horror denizen James Wan, but we think that with a bit of time and a few years of running some midnight screenings we could have a modern horror camp classic on our hands!
IS this James Wan's first open parody of his own work (it very wel...
2021-10-31 20:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostWhat IF...? S1E9 Full & Reaction!!
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WHAT IF WE TOLD YOU that we finally fucking finished this fucking thing!
Sorry y'all, its been an especially hectic and busy time for us over here at Watchers in the Bar but we're always gonna finish what we start, we're back with our WHAT IF...? Reactions!
This is a fun one and pretty fucking sweet ending to this valiance into animation on Marvel's part!
How fucking incredible was this episode if you were a Dr. Strange fa...
2021-10-30 20:01:31 +0000 UTC View PostERNEST SCARED STUPID (1991) REACTION! // Halloweeners
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We're back with some more Spoopy SZN SHENANIGANS and holy fucking shit do we have a nostalgia-laden-kinda-not-as-great-as-you-remember-but-also-fuck-it-it's-totally-fucking-fine-have-some-tequila-stupid THROWBACK Halloween classic, ERNEST SCARED STUPID!
Jim Varney is aping like an insane person along with RimShot, his homicidal Jack Russel with the greasiest fucking lactose intolerant puppet troll you ever did lay your eyes on!
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The Legend of Korra S2E1 Full & Uncut Reaction!
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We're BACK, exactly when we said we'd be (looking at you non-post readers clogging up the DMs), for the premiere episode of Season 2 of The LEGEND OF KORRA!
We're delving into the SPIRIT WORLD and it is tripping us out, along with Korra's seemingly overt brashness near the episode's end!
The visuals are stunning and we definitely think some of these evil spirits look like an evil VENOM Symbiote!
Are 100% of identical twins terri...
2021-10-28 19:02:03 +0000 UTC View PostTrick 'R Treat (2007) Full Movie Reaction // Halloweeners
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Hope youse guys are having a happy and safe Halloween season so far and though we're nearly the end of October we still got a bunch of great exclusive stuff that only you Patrons get to see!
Including this here, hilarious, gleefully mean-spirited, and now ICONIC love letter to the Festival of Sawian, TRICK 'R TREAT!
Though Dustin is the only true blue newb to this lil' 2007 sleeper hit, Sean hasn't seen it since it's release and Morgan purged...
2021-10-27 20:35:43 +0000 UTC View PostAttack on Titan S1E11 Full & Uncut Reaction!
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We're back with Titan Tuesdays and we got another banger of an episode with S1E11!
This one has a bit of downtime, but with that comes a considerable amount of
We're finally getting to see Eren Titan in action and to finally move this FUCKING ROCK!
Does it take too long for the cadets to get a win?
Is KITZ THE BIGGEST FUCKING SPAZ IN Anime history?!?
2021-10-26 17:00:05 +0000 UTC
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BvE Ep#10 // Scooby Doo - "Ghosts" Podcast & Full Reaction
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Welcome to another installment of our exclusive reaction/podcast series Batman Vs Everyone (BvE).
BvE is our monthly show where we pick the theme and you lovely patrons pick a new cartoon to go against a Watchers in the Bar fave: Batman the Animated Series!
Each month we film our uncut video reactions to the two episodes and then go into an in-depth discussion on the Patreon exclusive podcast. They're two very different...
2021-10-26 15:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostCLONE WARS #007 Full & Uncut Reaction!
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Hope all is well and youse guys are having a swell week!
WE got a start to. a fun lil' arc here with our full The Clone Wars reactions!
We're full-on jumping in with Count Dookie Booty and General Grievous and their super destructive secret weapon ship, The Malevolence!
What the fuck are these crazy space Squid-Whales? THEY ARE SO PRETTY!
We are fairly certain the only way that Grievous can come is when he war crimes.&...
2021-10-22 00:00:38 +0000 UTC View PostBvE October POLL!! "GHOSTS"
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Hope y'all are enjoying the end of summer! We're in FULL ON FUCKING HALLOWEEN MODE YALL AND WE ARE SO STOKED ON IT! But before we do that we gotta have ourselves summer's last stand with this September's BvE Poll!
Check last month's episode (and one of our funniest ever ) where we go with SHE-RA with the theme of "Technology" in case you missed it!
2021-10-19 22:53:44 +0000 UTC View PostAttack on Titan S1E10 Full & Uncut REACTION!
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We're back with one of the most stirring episodes of AoT yet!
Holy fuck does Armin steps up in an insane way in this one!
Dustin digs the crazy disjointed soundtrack (in a good way)!
THIS HALF SKELLING-TON SHIT IS FREAKY AS HELL, accept for cool as a cucumber Mikasa of course!
AND OUR MAN PIXIS IS THE SHIT AND YOU CAN'T TELL US DIFFERENT!
2021-10-19 20:33:57 +0000 UTC
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The Twilight Saga: ECLIPSE // Franchise Wars
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Well, hot damn if we aren't back with the batshit insanity that is The TWILIGHT SAGA!
That's right yall! After New Moon broke our brains with Bella's toxic ineptitude, we're back with the slightly more horror-tinged, way more self-aware direction, and back story vignettes ranging from the sublime (Rosalie) to problematic cringe (lookin' at you Jasper).
It's our first Twilight reaction in each other's company and we are having a blast! ... 2021-10-16 22:24:49 +0000 UTC View Post
CLONE WARS #006 "Rising Malevolence" Full REACTION!
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We're back with them there Clone Wars!
This is a really really good one, maybe our fave yet!
We dig the tense Submarine-style set pieces of these episode!
Jedi Master Plo Koon is an ABSOLUTE G through and through and we wish he was in the Prequel movies more!
And...
Morgan bemoans every single droid death to hilarious effect...
2021-10-13 22:45:14 +0000 UTC
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Attack on Titan S1E9 Full & Uncut REACTION!
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We're back with TITAN TUESDAYS and this shit DOES NOT LET UP!
We're in the truly the THICK OF THE SHIT NOW and we're loving it!
How cool is the disaffected badassery of CAPTAIN LEVI!?
WE DID NOT EXPECT TO GET THE GNARLIEST VERSION OF PINNOCHIO EVER!
AND HOW CREEPY IS THIS EREN DEFENSE SKELLINGTON!??!?
seriously..... what the fuck y'all
2021-10-12 20:48:06 +0000 UTC
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HALLOWEEN Movie Night SURPRISE POLL
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Y'all know how much us Watchers in the Bar dig Halloween so we decided to let youse guys guide our hand like the Ouija Board and tell us what to watch!
We decided to keep our theme to flicks that take place ON HALLOWEEN!
Are we thinking perhaps checking out the is-it-nostalgia-or-does-suck conundrum of Ernest Scared Stupid or the bat...
2021-10-12 11:03:02 +0000 UTC View PostThe Legend of Korra S1E12 Full & Uncut Reaction!
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Another season and another finale down y'all and man is this a big one!
We have a great time checking out the finale! And we also take the time to parse through Korra as a series, a season, and a character, along with some of the outside forces, namely Nickelodean's gunshy nature in the wake of the 2010 movie, might have affected Korra's production and the overall shape of its story.
But we're still asking the big questions folks!&n...
2021-10-07 19:14:38 +0000 UTC View PostDemolition Man (1993) // Manly Movie Monday
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AND WE ARE BACK IN PERSON WITH THE BOYS Y'ALL!
We wanted a fun damn time and holy hell did we get one with this 1993 SORTA SATIRE, SORTA CLASSIC, BUT DEFINITELY AWESOME TIME, we're rocking Demolition Man!
Still not exactly the straight-up fuck machine that he was in Cobra, we got Sly Stallone who's still got that 80s, I wanna chase Arnie's career brashness that is so fun to watch!
Is this the future that liberals want with AWESO...
2021-10-06 23:35:49 +0000 UTC View PostClone Wars Chronological E005 Full & Uncut Reaction!
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We're back here in these internet streets with another reaction to Clone Wars!
This time we're wrapping ourselves in the lovely warm blanket of Jedi Master Yoda and his adventures with a couple 'a two'tree clones!
Do any of you guys out there like Morgan and have such a soft spot for these droids as they get GANKED left and right every episode?
Our hearts get warmed at Yoda's pick me up speech to the clones in the cave!
<... 2021-10-06 23:25:44 +0000 UTC View PostAttack On Titan S1E8 Full & Uncut REACTION!
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We're back with ATTACK ON TITAN TUESDAY with S1E8 and this is a fucking BARN-BURNER OF AN EPISODE AND A REACTION!
We love love love the FREAK OUT PHIL TITAN who looks like he took too many edibles on his way to Titan Burning Man.
We're DIGGING the fact that Armin gets to use his more tactful side.
AND MORGAN MAKES THE MOST ACCURATE AND OFF THE CUFF CALL ITS CRAZY!
... 2021-10-05 15:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostStar Wars: VISIONS S1E3&4 Full Uncut REACTION!
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We're back with the Star Wars Anime Anthology VISIONS with the Episode 3&4 !!
We got Emil, Morgan Dustin and Sean in tow and have a good and WILD time with "The Twins" and "The Village Bride" which are beautiful and crazy but we got a few misgivings here and there!
How much more Space Tits did Anime Studio, Trigger, initially have planned for "The Twins" short?
Oh, ...
2021-10-04 22:33:54 +0000 UTC View PostThe Happening (2008) Reaction! // Shitty Movie Night
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We're back and it big effect for the Spoopy Season with our first (Horror?) movie of October 2021!!
Even though honestly, this shit-heap needs to be re-categorized as a SCI-FI Comedy about Aliens who are pretending to be humans and failing miserably during a plant terrorist attack...... or something!?
It's the M. Night Shyamalan peerless look into the cold, dead eyes of an ill-directed MAHKY MAAAAAAAHHK WOOOO-ALLBERG and the most inhuman di...
2021-10-03 17:31:00 +0000 UTC View PostBvE 009 - She-Ra and the Princesses of Power - "Technology" Exclusive Podcast & Full Reaction
Hey Hey Patrons!
Welcome to another installment of our exclusive reaction/podcast series Batman Vs Everyone (BvE).
BvE is our monthly show where we pick the theme and you lovely patrons pick a new cartoon to go against a Watchers in the Bar fave: Batman the Animated Series!
Each month we film our uncut video reactions to the two episodes and then go into an in-depth discussion on the Patreon exclusive podcast. They're two very different...
2021-10-01 12:29:56 +0000 UTC View PostThe Legend of Korra S1E11 Full & Uncut REACTION!
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We're back with the PEN-ULTIMATE and rollercoaster of an episode "Skeletons in the Closet" and its a banger!
There's a lot to chew on with this episode!
We're so glad to see General Iroh, and holy shit does he get his ass handed to him! Like come General!
We learn that Q-Amon and Tarrlok are INDEED BROTHERS and their TRAGIC backstory is one for the books in the Avatar Universe!
And also now that Tarrlok w...
2021-10-01 00:04:29 +0000 UTC View PostWHAT IF..? S1E8 Full & Uncut REACTION!
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We're back for the infinite possibilities of the Multiverse's biggest pervert and the first carry over episode of WHAT IF...? S1E8!!
Is this the coolest that Hawkeye (now with a metal arm) has ever been?!
Do we identify with Ultron just a touch more in this episode because he says what we've been thinking about Mr. Hand Down His Pants Watcher for THE ENTIRE SEASON!!
AND WHY ARE WE NOT SHOVING HIM IN THE FUCKING TVA?!?!? ... 2021-09-30 21:16:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Clone Wars Chronological E004 REACTION!!
We notice the BPE (Big Prequel Energy) of this episode feature Senator Binks and a lot of Gleep Glops talking trade routes and what not!
Also, watch as we chide this episode for featuring every kind of problematically voiced character in the series and then proceed to single-handedly torch any relations with our French and Spanish viewers not a minute later!
And we're surprised at the stakes being so REAL and at the forefront with the General Jedi Di .... uh... ahem..... liv...
2021-09-29 23:27:07 +0000 UTC View PostAttack on Titan S1E7 Full & Uncut Reaction!!
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We're back with YET ANOTHER BANGER CLIFFHANGER BEVY OF WHAT THE FUCKERY with this week's episode of Attack on Titan!
Should we just tell Sasha that there are Potatoes inside the Titans and turn the tides of this war in a week?
We're loving that little beautiful shorn-headed bastard Connie is stepping up in this episode!
AND IS THAT FUCKING WEIRD-ASS IGGY POP LOOKIN'...
2021-09-28 19:34:26 +0000 UTC View PostStar Wars VISIONS S1 Ep 1&2 Full & Uncut REACTION
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We're here to rock some STAR WARS VISIONS and HOLY FUCK IS THIS A REFRESHING HIT OF CREATIVITY into this Galaxy Far Far a-fuckin' Way!
And to rock this Anime look into this world we got the only and ONLY EMIL to come and hang with us as we go through this really awesome anthology!
The Kurosawa vibes of "The Duel" is so sick we can hardly stand it!!
We are straight-up LOVING THIS PATIO UMBRELLA OF DEATH!
Emil rejo...
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