Hey hey Patrons!
Sean and the Burly Boys Lex and Scott are back and in about as fun, cheesy and kinda badass 80's territory of the SLY STALLONE LED CRUSHER...
COBRA!
Hailing from the cocaine-fueled brain of George Cosmatos (Yes, director of Tombstone and father of Panos Comatos) we are SO CLEARLY IN ROADHOUSE TERRITORY YALL WE CAN TASTE IN OUR CROIXS!!
Does Marion Cobretti replace any moral authority from here on out, sparing neither God nor Man? If y...
2021-05-25 00:12:22 +0000 UTC
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HEY HEY, PATRONS!
Hope ya'll are getting poked and getting out there to have a great Summer! We're also grabbing our flip-fops and tanktops (Even though up to put another episode of BvE in bloom for ya!
Check last month's episode "Bats vs 90's X-Men" if you missed it!
Also congrats to Spiderman on winning the May Poll! That pod episode, companion reaction can be found in the link below!
2021-05-24 18:30:58 +0000 UTC
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How's it goin' out there in patreon land?
We're back in action for the exclusive Batman vs Everyone podcast available only to you!
BvE is our monthly show where we pick the theme and you lovely patrons pick a new cartoon to go against a Watchers in the Bar fave: Batman the Animated Series!
Each month we film our uncut video reactions to the two episodes and then go into an in-depth discussion on the Patreon exclusive podcast. They're tw...
2021-05-21 21:26:49 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey Patrons!
Well, the final prison break in a time-honored and storied tradition of prison breaks within the world of Avatar comes to a close, and holy hell does it do so in spectacular fashion!
We're rocking PART 2 of THE BOILING ROCK and it's among our faves and has some moments that truly leave our mouths agape.
What will become of Sex-Crime Phil? Is Sokka a secret Jedi? And HOW UNREAL IS MEI's TURN ON AZULA!?!?
2021-05-19 16:59:31 +0000 UTC
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Hey Hey, Patrons!
We're back with another Uncut "European Style"* Reaction to an absolutely bonkers episode of Invincible!
(*you know we love any chance for a dick joke*).
Join Sean, Morgan and Dustin for Season 1, episode 5: That Actually Hurt
I think we can all agree that there has ALREADY been some insane stuff in this show....but holy hell y'all, this episode is gnarly!
In an attempt to prove his usefuln...
2021-05-18 10:15:25 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey Patrons!
We're puttin' another FULL-LENGTH SYNCABLE COMMENTARY in a BODY BAG with the 3rd, and best (?) entry into the original Karate Kid franchise!
Need fancy cocaine fuel-ed revenge plots and strangely never commented on sex tourism inside of a tube-shaped hot tub?
Do you want to realize how Danny LaRusso is the ACTUAL villain of this series and Mr. Miyagi concocted a secret plan to kill him?
Wanna hear a few, probably far too personal,...
2021-05-16 01:25:51 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey Patrons!
We're puttin' another FULL-LENGTH SYNCABLE COMMENTARY TRACK in a BODY BAG with the 3rd, and best (?) entry into the original Karate Kid franchise!
Need fancy cocaine fuel-ed revenge plots and strangely never commented on sex tourism inside of a tube-shaped hot tub?
Do you want to realize how Danny LaRusso is the ACTUAL villain of this...
2021-05-15 23:07:20 +0000 UTC
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Sup Jerks!
Hope everyone is doing well as we inch toward the end of this crushingly amazing show!
We're rocking Part 1 of the ICONIC Boiling Rock side-quest, we have a great time, although prolly since we didn't go straight through are a bit faint in our praise (don't worry that rights its self by Part 2).
Will Suki punch Azula right in the tit? Is Mei's Uncle, who we refer to from here on out as "Sex Crime Phil", one of the most unpleasant-looking...
2021-05-12 18:50:08 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey Patrons!
Us Watchers in the Bar are pretty elated with this here shoot!
Not only cause it's the new Mortal Kombat, which is not exactly the best film in the world but a still damn fun entertaining flick, but it's a more momentous occasion cause its legit the first time we rock a watch
IN
THE
SAME
ROOM!
It's the first time Sean, Morgan, Dustin, and Millie have physically gotten together in more than a y...
2021-05-12 00:27:23 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey, Patrons!
We're back with our EARLY BIRD ACCESS to our Invincible Season 1 coverage and everyone is in danger!!
Join Sean, Morgan and Dustin for Season 1, episode 4: Neal Armstrong Eat Your Heart Out.
All hell breaks loose as Mark heads to Mars to protect a group of astronauts only to end up fighting a race of face-hugging Sequids!!
2021-05-11 07:23:34 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey Jerks!
Hope everyone is doing well and we're back with another BALLER ASS FUCKING EPISODE!
Amongst the most arresting, powerful, and gorgeous episodes, we've ever covered on this show!
Holy shit! The Bromance is real and it is HERE BABY!
Hang as we are ALL IN on the Zuko/AANG road trip, we find out that Sokka is straight-up JERK-BENDER, and we are just floored by the powerful DRAGON TECHNICOLOR TWISTER! HOLY FUCK WHAT A SCENE!
2021-05-05 19:15:59 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey, Patrons!
We're back with our EARLY BIRD ACCESS to our Invincible Season 1 coverage!
This show is a damn gnarly blast and Sean, Dustin and Morgan are having a ball covering it!
We're rocking Episode 3 "Who You Calling Ugly?", and this show does what this show does best, be endearing, mysterious, funny and f*cking ghastly at times as well!
Apparently, this is the episode that got a bunch of the Hot Bois on the Innanets in a tizzy about so...
2021-05-04 20:41:56 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey Patrons,
Watchers here!
We’re back with the beginning of the 2nd half of Season 3 with The Western Air Temple!! We’re truly at the beginning of the end of our ATLA journey, though we are rocking KORRA straight away, so don’t be alarmed if these posts and shoots start getting sappy!
Hang as we wonder how they didn’t update the opening title sequence just a titch while in S3, how we’re on the verge of tears every time Uncle Iroh opens his mouth and ...
2021-04-28 20:24:05 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey Patrons!
We got another Manly Movie “Monday” 😉 for ya and it’s a funny as all hell, surprisingly heart-warming one!
We’re rocking the Pandemic-delayed but fucking hilarious Jackass adjacent buddy comedy, Bad Trip. Starring Eric André, Lil Rel Howery & Tiffany Haddish this isn’t the typical MMM fare, but they can’t be all shoot em ups and Roadhouse flicks all the damn time!
Hang with Scott, Lex and Sean as they marvel at how th...
2021-04-27 21:04:39 +0000 UTC
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Heya everyone-
We heard the chatter in the comments and we're so excited to dive into a brand new show with you!!!
Invincible is an animated show from Amazon based on the comic by Robert Kirman (creator of Walking Dead). It's a hyper violent love letter to the super hero genre...but not in a Zack Snyder or The Boys sorta way.
We're having an absolute blast with the show and are excited to share our reactions with you.
The YouTube edits will start hitti...
2021-04-24 19:36:50 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey Patrons!
We’re closing the book on our Birdman & the Cold Boi coverage and we’re feeling emotionally satisfied yet still ready for more (hit us with that 2nd Season Disney!)
Sean, Alex and Scott have had a great time rocking this show and we excited to continue rocking Manly Movie Mondays and a bunch of new stuff coming up!!
Watch as Lex rejoices at Sam...
2021-04-24 18:22:25 +0000 UTC
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How's it goin' out there in patreon land?
We're back in action for the exclusive Batman vs Everyone podcast available only to you!
BvE is our monthly show where we pick the theme and you lovely patrons pick a new cartoon to go against a Watchers in the Bar fave: Batman the Animated Series!
Each month we film our uncut video reactions to the two epis...
2021-04-23 14:10:01 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey Patrons!
Hope ya'll are having a safe March thaw out and gearing up for the Spring! We're also gearing up to put another episode of BvE in bloom for ya!
Check last month's episode "Bats vs 90's X-Men" if you missed it!
Also congrats to JUSTICE LEAGUE on winning the April Poll! That pod episode and companion Reaction to both cartoons clink the link here to go to that post!
https://www....
2021-04-23 14:00:06 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey Everyone!
Hope everyone is doing well! We're going Kombat Krazy over here waiting for the new Mortal Kombat, Home Box Office movie film is set to drop!
But we couldn't wait to check out the hard-R-rated goodness that awaits, and we decided to travel back to the dark times of 1997 when Mortal Kombat movies were bloodless, computer effects were in their VERY APPARENT INFANT STAGES, and classic 90's Techno and House reigned supreme!
We're talking about...
2021-04-22 22:55:58 +0000 UTC
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Well, fuck.
If that isn't a halfway marker to a season we don't know what the fuck is!??!
Thanks again for everyone's patience this week! When it rains, it fucking pours in both personal and technical forms apparently!
We don't gotta prompt ya, y'all know the deal!
We watch S3e11 and we yell A LOT!
Follow the password-pro...
2021-04-22 02:41:08 +0000 UTC
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ATLA is dropping shortly!
Just having some really rough go with our main editing bay at the moment! It should be posted in the next hour!
Personal stuff in the last week for a lot of our Watchers regulars and now we’re getting the shit end of the stick on the technical side of things!
Deepest apologies, we’re coming in hot with all your content shortly!!
Xoxo
Tank
2021-04-22 01:21:02 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey Patrons!
Thank you thank you thank you for your patience!
We'll be back on track for next week but here's the pen-ultimate ep of this fucking rad as shit show!
After a really punishing and kinda direct call back to "CIVIL WAR" we calm things down and really get to the emotional core of the moving plates of this season!
We're horrified by the "the break", we are delighted and do our best to not make many VEEP references as Julia Louis-Dre...
2021-04-19 01:28:05 +0000 UTC
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Hey y’all! Just a heads up! Our Falcon and Winter Solider E5 coverage hit a big delay.
Without getting into too much detail, both Sean and Lex have recently had losses in their familes, shoot times got shifted and we running behind! They have shot the episode and we will have it available to y’all on Sunday!
Like always it’s more a matter of allocating time and the how to link up! But we have, it’ll be a great video.
We appreciate y’alls patience and understandi...
2021-04-18 02:18:59 +0000 UTC
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HEY HEY PATRONS!
We're rounding the beginning of the end as we hit near the midway point of one of the best shows we will ever cover on this channel!
We got the whole fucking GAang back together for this one! It's full on reunion episode with we got Pipsqueak, the Duke, Teo and What-The-Doodle Dad, the Swamp Bender Boys and...
MOTHER
FUCKING
BATTLE
APPA!
2021-04-14 22:04:10 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey yall!
We're living life in GOD MODE and so is the writer/director/star NEIL BREEN in his CONFOUNDINGLY 4D CHESS OF A BULLSHIT SPY THRILLER LUCID DREAMSCAPE...
DOUBLE DOWN.
This movie, Whew boy, this fucking movie ya'll.
If you ever wanted to know what a 55 year-old "pilled" delusional Boomer with a 35mm camera, a flat-circle sense of the narrative space time continuum, and an UNCOMFORTABLE amount of canned tuna, then holy cheese-eating fuck is...
2021-04-11 01:49:48 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey Patrons!
Sorry for the hold up, we had a combo of some family stuff come up with Sean and some technical difficulties, but we're back on track!
HOT SHIT is this a brutal episode toward the end! or what?!
Its Sean, Scott and Lex (reporting remotely from North Carolina) sit down and rock one of the most monumental episodes in the show thus far!
We're reminded that Zaddy Zemo maybe shouldn't be absolved of all crimes despite his amazi...
2021-04-10 20:10:00 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey Patrons!
Well move over Cactus Juice cause we're tripping balls through this fucking wild little writer's bucket list of weirdness of Avatar: The Last Airbender S3E9 "Nightmares and Daydreams"!
How hard is it for Hammill to not slip into the Joker laugh? Why won't Mai realize that she can't "fix" Zuko? And..... MOVE THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY KONG AND GODZILLA!!! We got...
MOMO vs APPA: WHO's TAKING WHO IN A ONE on ONE BATTLE?!?!
2021-04-07 21:00:16 +0000 UTC
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It wouldn't be Cobra Kai if we didn't end the season with an All Out Karate War!
While Danny and Amanda are off getting drunk at the country club, Sam invites the students of Miyago Do and Eagle Fang to her house in hopes of a truce. Things get absolutely bonkers as Kreese's Karate Bad-Boys (and Girls) show up to kick some ass and thoroughly trash the place.
Johnny and Danny head to the Cobra Kai dojo to confront Kreese and end the season with an epic brawl 35yr...
2021-04-06 19:16:10 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey Patrons!
We're back at it and hungrier than ever for our vaccines (Super Soldier serum or otherwise) cause we are going to the BIG BAD UNDERGROUND CLUB SCENE BABY in Episode 3 of Falcon and the Winter Soldier aka Birdman & The Cold Boi!
Hang with Scott, Lex and Sean as we lament that Zemo doesn't get to fully Lecter it up, we get some strange feelings about ass-kicking Agent 13 AND we get slick John Wick Underground Assassin Neon Dance Club vibes and we hav...
2021-04-03 09:13:21 +0000 UTC
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Hey hey Patrons!
You what time it is!
Cue up the fucking death metal music cause its BLOOD BENDINGTIME!!!
In what is prolly gonna be the closest we get to a spooky Halloween episode we drop in the the LEGENDARY creepy vibes of "The Puppeteer"
Not much more we can say about it, let's get into it!!
How do yall feel about Katara's ability to blood-bend? Morgan is a 100% here for it and doesn't see at as a negative with the boys seeing how the...
2021-03-31 19:12:41 +0000 UTC
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