We're at the final two episodes of the season and guess who finally showed up to the party! They've been hinting at it forever and it FINALLY happened. The OG Karate Girlfriend Alli is back to give our "heroes" Danny and Johnny a history lesson from their past love triangle.
Cobra Kai S3x9 - Full Reaction
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2021-03-31 01:50:11 +0000 UTC
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We're back with a DAMN timely and fun episode of Falcon & The Winter Soldier!
We're rocking the very very canonically loaded "Star Spangled Man"-titled ep that dips its toes to a ton of Captain Lore that's been previously explored in the MCU and stuff straight from comics
Watch as Scotta absolutely nails the out of the box characterization of John Walker! Get frustrated as we wonder if the Flag Smashers are shipping the Moderna or the P...
2021-03-27 12:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
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And so goes S3’s legendary streak, as we’ve been told, of incredible episodes, each one better than the last and this week is no damn different!
We’re watching The Runaway and it’s chock full of character beats, heart and an exploding forehead clitoris laser man!
We cheer Toph on as she does a crime, damn near get choked up during Sokka’s lovely monologue about Katara & the loss of their mother, and we settle on a rather R-rated nickname for...
2021-03-24 20:05:34 +0000 UTC View Post
It's time for another "Get Tough Tuesday" with those lovable Karate Rascals Johnny, Kreese and Danny. We're getting close to the end of the season and our three favorite senseis are combining their might to save the All Valley Tournament so they can settle their decades long grudge match and determine which dojo is here to stay!
Cobra Kai S3x8- Full Reaction
2021-03-23 19:26:07 +0000 UTC View Post
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We're back in action for the exclusive Batman vs Everyone podcast available only to you!
BvE is our monthly show where we pick the theme and you lovely patrons pick a new cartoon to go against a Watchers in the Bar fave: Batman the Animated Series!
This month we're trying something new! In addition to the mo...
2021-03-21 20:38:23 +0000 UTC View Post
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We finally did a Snyder Cut ya'll.
It's long. It's totally fine. It's got 100% less society than we were expecting.
A perfect summary of unfettered Snyder-ism, we dip our toes into these monochrome, somber waters and get a passable movie that we all like and are frustrated by to certain degrees.
If you're expecting out and out adulation and calling this a masterpiece, you will not find that here.
If you looking for us to out-right, frothingly hat...
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Hope ya'll are having a safe March thaw out and gearing up for the Spring! We're also gearing up to put another episode of BvE in bloom for ya!
Check last month's episode "Bats vs 90's X-Men" if you missed it!
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Hey hey yall!
We're getting gifts from the comic book Gods left and right this week!
We fire up the surprisingly contemplative and zippy premiere of Falcon & The Winter Soldier!
We brought in the Burly Bois of Alex and our own Captain 'Merica Scott Kane to bask in the ever-flowing river of charm that is Anthony Mackie as Falcon and the broody-bro in Chief Sebastian Stan as Bucky!
Whew! Hey hey Patrons!
A monumental fucking lore packed episode this week for S3E6 of Avatar: The Last Airbender!!!
Arguably one of the best lore "twists" in any season the build up to the truth of Roku and Sozin 's relationship and Zuko's lineage is nothing short of jaw dropping!
Are we gonna see a GoT Balerion the Dread style Dragon in this ep? Does mastering Earth-bending REQUIRE you to beef up and learn the ways of the Earth Daddy? And how INSANE IS ZUK...
2021-03-17 21:01:17 +0000 UTC View Post
We're back for "Get Tough Tuesday" and we hope y'all are having as much fun with our Cobra Kai reactions as we are. The YT edit for episode 6 is up now, and as a loyal patron, you get to enjoy early access to our uncut reaction to episode 7 right now!!
Cobra Kai S3x7- Full Reaction
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2021-03-17 01:28:33 +0000 UTC View Post
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We're back with a slightly late but super damn fun Shitty Movie Night, our exclusive Patreon series where we scrape the bottom of the cinematic barrell panning for so-bad-it's-good movie gold!
This was supposed to drop in February ala the title and theme of this 2001 Cherub-runs-amok slasher, but a few technical difficulties held it up and it fell by the whilst we were headlong into our WandaVision and ATLA coverage!
But no worries, you're ...
2021-03-15 23:06:59 +0000 UTC View Post
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Now this is the reason why you sign up for some weird shit like this! The early access and EXCLUSIVE content!
We decided cause we were going through WandaVision withdrawal before F&tWS fires up next week we wanted to throw together a little Exclusive reaction to surprisingly brisk watch of Assembled: The Making of WandaVision!
Them Burly Bois are back rocking a so-retro-its-modern masterpiece for Manly Movie Monday (er, Wednesday, you know the deal) and we're checking Robert Eggers BACK BREAKINGLY fantastic decent into madness, The Lighthouse.
On the week when pretty much everything went into fuckin' lockdown we figure we dip back into the icy waters of this monochromatic n...
2021-03-11 01:26:31 +0000 UTC View Post
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We are back with one of the damn funniest fucking episodes of the show yet! It's hilarious, its character driven and it has SWINGING GRANNIE TITS!
Is this one of the best GOTHS IN HOT WEATHER cartoon sequences ever?!? HOW FUCKING SICK is the fight between ATLA Joe Rogan and Aang in STONE DICK FOREST STATE PARK! And also isn't it weird how satisfyingly mean is the Evil Animal House Party Crashing moment at the end is?!
2021-03-10 17:46:51 +0000 UTC
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Welcome back to our Season 3 "GET TOUGH" Tuesdays React coverage for Cobra Kai!
We're just over the halfway mark of the season and things have gotten crazy. Sam's got PTSD, Kreese is war criming and Johnny is learning how to social media...what could possibly go wrong?
Cobra Kai S3x6- Full Reaction
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2021-03-09 22:23:20 +0000 UTC View Post
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We bask in the crimson glow of the the super witches, Robo-Boyfriends and GhostKids that everyone else knows as WandaVision!
We've never been more simultaneously right and wrong (sorta) about an episode!
Hang as we remiss our loss of ClownTown, wonder about the true fate of the Fish Pants, and basically figure if we can't explain anything we're just gonna...
2021-03-06 01:44:48 +0000 UTC View Post
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Hope yall out there in society are having a good time and gearing up for the onslaught of content that will be Zack Snyder's Justice League!
To celebrate (?) one of the most peculiar and insane blockbuster stories of our generation we decided to go back to the reshot, de-mustached shitshow that satisfied nealry no one, we rocked a full commentary of 2017's Justice League, or "JOSStice League"!
We tackle all the controversy surround...
2021-03-04 00:46:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey hey Patrons!
Hope yall out there in society are having a good time and gearing up for the onslaught of content that will be Zack Snyder's Justice League!
To celebrate (?) one of the most peculiar and insane blockbuster stories of our generation we decided to go back to the reshot, de-mustached shitshow that satisfied nealry no one, we rocked a full commentary of 2017's Justice League, or "JOSStice League"!
Hey hey Patrons!
Hope all is well!! Woulda had this out a touch sooner but our ENTIRE INTERNET is fucked at the moment so I'm uploading this from the Burlington right now! lol
We're back with another super fun, Sokka-centric episode of Avatar: The Last Airbender, S3E4 "Sokka's Master"!
We've said hit before, Sokka is the Batman in our Justice League Aang Gang, we love his heart and commitment to the group and it's awesome to see him get some love in this ep...
2021-03-03 21:54:22 +0000 UTC View Post
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Welcome back to our Season 3 "GET TOUGH" Tuesdays React coverage for Cobra Kai!
Episode 5 of Cobra Kai was INSANE!!! Chozen is back, Demetri has a tough break, Miguel learns to appreciate vintage nudie mags and Sean TankTop shreds (we swear to you that is NOT a deep fake).
Cobra Kai S3x45- Full Reaction
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2021-03-02 14:44:46 +0000 UTC View Post
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Well do we have a fucking HOT SHIT early 90s, barn burner of an Action-Thriller for yall this Monday!
What happens when you have hungry early leading man Denzel Washington, a recently rejected from playing Hannibal Lecter in Silence of the Lambs John Lithgow and one of the most go for broke freight-trains of a movie we've watched?
You get 1990's Ricochet. Directed by Highlander's Russell Mulcahy this is one of the most insane, Joel Silver p...
2021-03-02 02:47:57 +0000 UTC View Post
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We're back with the DOPPELGANGER OF THE FINALE or as normal people might refer to it - the penultimate episode - of WANDAVISION!
What a spooky and emotional doozy of a fucking ep! How are they gonna wrap this all up!?!?
Again, as the fan theories start to dwindle we are tackling the real issues! Was Ralph that cicada (we know he wasn't? How big 'a assholes are the Avengers for letting Vision get ripped apart like a damn Frankenstein Monster?! ...
2021-02-27 01:06:00 +0000 UTC View Post
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We're chugaluggin' along through S3 of Avatar: The Last Airbender and we get our first smattering of a spooky kinda story within this universe!
Is Appa getting covered by a tarp of some kind THE new bit of Season 3??!?! Was Captain Planet a potential Avatar? Is Katara poisoning Appa so she can cosplay a superhero ghost!?!? And was the design of The Painted Lady inspired by Japanese Horror?!?!
2021-02-24 22:00:28 +0000 UTC
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Welcome back to our Season 3 "GET TOUGH" Tuesdays React coverage for Cobra Kai!
In episode 4 Johnny travels to Japan to save his dealership (and possibly fuck up his marriage) as tensions are high at West Valley High.
Cobra Kai S3x4 - Full Reaction
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Batman vs Everyone POD // Ep.2 "Problematic Love" feat. X-Men: The Animated Series
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Love is in the air, and we are back with our Patreon Exclusive Podcast, BvE: Batman vs Everyone!
BvE is our monthly show where we pick the theme and you lovely Patrons pick a new cartoon to go against a Watchers in the Bar fave: Batman the Animated ...
2021-02-20 18:50:33 +0000 UTC View Post
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We’re in the , ahem, Endgame now. Amirite?!
Sorry!
We’re back and the gang is reacting to this Modern Family/The Office-laced and theory busting and boosting seventh episode of WandaVision!
Are we basically out of TV show at this point?! Have the kids been turned into a bug and a bunny?! Did Monica straight up become Photon? Is Pi...
2021-02-20 04:10:43 +0000 UTC View Post
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When, in a post-episode discussion of Avatar: The Last Airbender, you find out that 3/4 of Casa de Tanktop and Dojo Drase HAVE NOT PARTAKEN in the sparkly, sorta problematic and let's not be coy here, ICONIC YA Romance Adaptation that woo-ed, cringed and defined a generation - WHAT DO YOU DO?
You hop on that mfer like a Spider Monkey and do a damn Reaction is what you do!
Hey hey Patrons!
Hope everyone has had a nice lil fuckin' Valentines Day or whatever this last week! We're gearing up for even more romance cause we'll be dropping our FEBRUARY Edition of BvE on the 20th!
FOR FEBRUARY, yall selected classic 90s era X-Men: The Animated Series to go up against the caped Crusader!
Check last month's episode "Bats vs A:TLA" if you missed it!
Hey hey Patrons!
Its gotta be right about this moment. when the YT crowd who hasn't pulled the trigger on becoming a Patreon that yall gotta be feeling the best!
They're still in the downtown between seasons, and you beauties are ALREADY TWO EPISODES IN to the final season of AVATAR THE LAST AIRBENDER!
We're having a damn blast learning Fire Nation vernacular (G'day Hotman!)! We realize the Fire Nation textbooks are probably like Text books from USA and rue...
2021-02-17 20:51:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey hey Patrons!
Welcome to Season 3 "GET TOUGH" Tuesdays React coverage!
In episode 3 we consider if a DRUNK and BELLIGERENT Johnny fucking up a church garners him enough good will for MAJORLY letting Robby down at the end. What do you think?
Cobra Kai S3x3 - Full Reaction
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