You want another Transformers movie?
Y-you don't want another Transformers movie?
.......
Here's another Transformers movie.
Sean, Amelia and Steve react to the surprisingly cute looking BUMBLEBEE trailer that is Exclusive just for ya'll! We make fun comparisons to Spielberg, Steve shows off his impressive ET im...
2018-10-01 23:27:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey Gang!!
We got a whole other 10 minutes of reactions and analysis from the House Burlington crew from our reaction to the Marvel's Captain Marvel (the joke is still good right)!
It was lovely having our boy Steve, Tormund Jr, back in action, Amelia proclaims that we need more femme directors, Dustin talks the trejectory of the MCU, but ends up talking X-Men (per usual) and Morgan'...
2018-09-26 13:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh man!
Here's a lil treat for you sweet bbs
The review of this stinker is INCOMING!
But for now, strap this to your sore asses and enjoy the FULL UNCUT TAKE DOWN OF THIS POS FILM!!!
Pictured above is one of the Predator Dogs!
xoxo
Sean TankTop and House Burlington
2018-09-18 18:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
STRAP THIS ON YOUR SORE ASS PATRONS!!!
Hey ya'll!
Hard at work on our Watchers in the Bar breakdown of the hauntingly bad and (unintentionally) hilarious The Predator, we got ourselves a nice little Manly Movie MONDAY!
Only this week, we're ripping the sterling muscled-bound 1987 classic PREDATOR starring AHHHHNOLD, Apollo Creed, and the former Governor of Minnesota!
We had such a ball watching this film, dissecting what makes it work, why it's ...
2018-09-18 00:12:00 +0000 UTC View PostOH HAI PATRONS!!!
It's Tanktop and we know how much you dig just chilling with friends and roasting a shitty movie!
It's like our bread and butter over here! And to that order, we got another one of our Shitty Movie Nights cued up for y'all!
It's been entirely too long since we've cranked one of these suckers out and I am super stoked!
This Shitty Movie is the...
2018-09-07 05:12:47 +0000 UTC View PostOh hello to our lovely patrons!
We're gearing up for our REWATCHERS of the entire Game of Thrones series of which our Patrons will get exclusive early access to!
But FIRST!!!
And before we get you guys our SHITTY MOVIE NIGHT and MANLY MOVIE MONDAY, let's get you a tasty EXCLUSIVE Reaction to GODZILLA: King of the Monsters!!!
Scott, Max and I take in the Godzil...
2018-09-05 09:56:02 +0000 UTC View PostOh man...
This movie legitimately looks good and all me and Max could talk about about was Buzz Aldrin cold-clocking people in the face!
Here's our Patreon Exclusive Reaction to the gripping First Man trailer!
Enjoy!
Also, uploading the 2nd half of our Manly Movie Monday Reaction to THE RAID in the next day or two!
Follow this link to DL or watch!! ...
2018-08-09 20:24:48 +0000 UTC View PostHey ya'll!
We got the Shitty Movie Night Incoming!
But we're starting up a new Patreon Exclusive!!
Manly Movie Mondays! Where Sean, Alex and Scott watch a particularly testosterone laden film!
For this first installment, I found out that neither of these blokes had checked out the seminal Malaysian classic THE RAID!
Gritty yet graceful, kinetic in ...
2018-07-28 10:14:35 +0000 UTC View PostIn May we went to Con of Thrones in Dallas, TX and next thing you know we were doing a panel with Miltos Yerolemou, who iconically played our fave water dancer Syrio Forel, Show Master of Arms Tommy Dunne (Every badass weapon you've ever seen on the show was made by this man) and the lovely, vulgar Sound Designer Paula Fairfield (who has designed almost every badass sound effect since Season 3)!
Heres the video link! Check it in audio on the earlier post, or check the video post here!&nb...
2018-07-09 10:43:27 +0000 UTC View Post
Woooo!
Okay, so this was an absolute trip!
In May we went to Con of Thrones in Dallas, TX and next thing you know we were doing a panel with Miltos Yerolemou, who iconically played our fave water dancer Syrio Forel, Show Master of Arms Tommy Dunne (Every badass weapon you've ever seen on the show was made by this man) and the lovely, vulgar Sound Designer Paula Fairfield (...
2018-07-07 21:26:55 +0000 UTC View Post
NOW WITH 10000% more discussion of this actual movie!
Watch me and Max get done belching, we talk about Shane Black's The Predator!
We talk about Marlon Brando in the Island of Dr. Predators, Predators schlongs in the dark web, and why the original Predator is one of the best macho action guy movies of all goddamn time!
Follow this link to watch or download in HD!! <...
2018-06-13 17:21:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Morgan, Sean, and Scott marinate in the weirdly competent and briskly fun of SOLO: A Star Wars Story: Part 1 of 0: SLIDE INTO DONG LOVERS' DMs!!!
OF FUCKING COURSE WE LIKED IT FINE!
Keep an eye out for our review about to drop on dee YouTubes!
Also, we got held up shipping our last round of T-Shirts!
If you didn't get yours, we got a few sent ...
2018-06-07 03:44:18 +0000 UTC View Post
So we heard that ya'll like comic book movies!
As a matter of fact, so do we.
We also like so bad they're good movies!
And we found a flick that has all of the stuff we love wrapped into a gloriously cheesy mid-80s package in 1984's Supergirl.
This being the last video that our beloved Lindsay is rocking with us before she moves to Texas she got to pick it out and it did not disappoint!
Not only does this movie have an all-star cast really hammin...
2018-05-16 21:35:26 +0000 UTC View Post
We're still digesting the this mammoth, juggernaut, unruly messy masterpiece that is AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR! You probably are too!
Forgive our punch drunkenness, we recorded at 12:30am after opening night!
We had some of my fave Watchers, my kid sister and a numb ass helping us through this review, but the biggest help is you. Our Patrons. The amazing folks that help us keep churning out c...
2018-05-04 11:18:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Got my little tidbits of extras from the last RuPaul's Drag Race Watch Party including reaction to next week's trailer and some interviews with bar regulars!
Follow this link to DL or stream!
https://www.dropbox.com/s/ac926mlx7xhbvte/10x4PATREON.mov?dl=0
Love love love all my Patrons!
GET READY FOR WESTWORLD SEASO...
2018-04-18 21:11:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey my lil' BB-8s!!
See how cute that was there?
Here's another little extra AVAILABLE TO ALL of our insane, lovely, completely flawless in every single way Patrons!
An extra 9 minutes of us grousing about the SOLO trailer! What we're frustrated with, what we're looking forward to, HOW IN THE HOLY FUCK MAX GOT KICKED OUT OF A TLJ SCREENING!!!
Sordid tales asid...
2018-04-17 09:04:43 +0000 UTC View Post
OH Man!
We're dropping the Solo Trailer #2 today, but we wanted a nice lil' EXCLUSIVE to our PATRONS!!! So we thought we'd cook up a super duper exclusive trailer reaction that NO ONE else in the World gets to see!
Max, Lindsey and myself talk about Fantastic Beasts: THE CRIMES OF GRINDELWALD Trailer!!!
We had a great time talking about it! Follow the link below to stream or download!
Hey everybody! It's baaaack!!!
After much deliberation, we have decided to go ahead with our Watchers in the Bar series FOR THE ENTIRE RUN of our precious Game of Thrones, leading up until Season 8's debut in Spring next year!
That's right, we are going back to the beginning to watch every single episode with all of your fave regulars and you guys will be able to watch them first and also ...
2018-04-11 00:58:42 +0000 UTC View PostHay gurl hay!
Check a few little extra tidbits for our RuPaul DragRace Patrons!
Follow this link!
https://www.dropbox.com/s/zrankd5hfuc7hiq/PATREON_EXTRAS-Master%20File%201-30.mov?dl=0
Also the Oscar Viewing Party is gonna be our ...
2018-03-31 20:09:48 +0000 UTC View PostOOOOOH BOY!
After the crowd got shook by the whirlwind of emotions of the Season Finale of Drag Race All Stars 3, I interviewed a few of the Patrons for my Patrons!
Check out what some of the crowd thought by following the link!
2018-03-18 22:45:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Who the hell are you guys?!?!
Oh right, our amazing Patrons!
Check our assembly of House Burlington regulars for the uncut reaction and discussion of the new Infinity War trailer that dropped today!
Scott, Max, Sean, Morgan and Dustin talk about the MCU! If Thanos will actually be a compelling villain!?
IS THIS TOO MUCH DOPE SHIT FOR ONE FILM TO HANDLE?!?!
<... 2018-03-17 00:01:40 +0000 UTC View PostWe're fine. We're all fine, now, here.... thank you. How're you?
Hope all is well you gorgeous bastards!
Here's some extended thoughts about the prospect of the the lavishly produced Star Wars Fanfic we are getting this Summer!
But, mostly our love and appreciation for Dong Lover! xD
Follow this link to watch or download in HD!
Hey hey hey!
To all the new Drag Race Patrons, welcome! Here's a few snippets that I grabbed after we got finished watching Episode 7 of All Stars Season 3!!
A few new faces a few familiars!
I think we can all agree that Aja should have been brought back, but what can you do!
Click this link to watch or download!!
So we got a good amount of the gang together to watch the Oscars and we had a damn good time!!<br><br>Patreon only Oscars reaction video incoming!!!
2018-03-06 17:31:52 +0000 UTC View Post
We were just feelin' it.
I love it when a plan comes together! (Chomps cigar)
This is the full discussion of our upcoming Watchers in the Bar Review and Discussion of the MCU's darling, Black Panther!!
The final video edit will be about 40 minutes or so! So enjoy the Full Discussion between mysef, CHRIS from House Normies, Scott and Dustin!
So the stars a...
2018-03-01 21:01:44 +0000 UTC View PostFor all our queens out there who want a taste before everyone else!
Enjoy early access and exclusive reactions from "Next Week" trailers, Extended Scenes and more! We will drop them every Friday morning after Drag Race Airs!
This is available to Patrons of ANY Tier! Follow Link below to Watch!
Oh man!
So remember that big game with the foosball and kicking and the weird East Coast people painted in green and blue?
Turns out a lot of people watch that shit and a lot of trailers also drop when they do!
So introducing the SUPERBOWL TRAILER LIGHTNING ROUND!!!
5 TRAILERS!! ONE MINUTE BREAK A PIECE!!!! ALL THE REACTIONS!
PLUS AN EXT...
2018-02-21 17:54:30 +0000 UTC View PostOOOOOOOOOHHHH JEBUS!!!
How you feelin'? You feelin' okay? Yer not feelin' okay?
Either way, you lovely $5 and up Patrons are getting our monthly Patron ONLY SHITTY MOVIE NIGHT!
This month we got ourselves 2010's Ashton Kutcher and Katherine Hiegl ridiculously underwhelming Action Rom-Com, KILLERS.
Either watch online or download in HD, as we guess if Ashton Ko...
2018-02-15 21:18:51 +0000 UTC View PostHey you beautiful bbs,
We got ourselves another shitty movie night for you our lovely Patrons!
Prepare to suffer through the tone-deaf and incredibly in-ept ROMCOM, Action, 75 million dollar budgeted farce KILLERS from 2010 starring Ashton Kutcher and Katherine Heigl.
Bad puns, Tom Selleck Gun Porn and a Super Drunk Kevin McAlister's Mom abound in this turd!&nb...
2018-02-15 00:02:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Yoooo,
Hot off the tails of the wildly underwhelming, but still promising trailer of Venom, check out an extra 10 minutes of discussion of what I, Scott and Max expect from Sony's latest dip into the Spidey Universe's waters!!!
Thanks to all our lovely Patrons! You help us keep the lights on so we can keep doing this stuff!
Gonna drop a few exclusive Trailer re...
2018-02-09 11:33:18 +0000 UTC View Post