Drunk Popular Girl Secret Admirer Confesses on a Dare
You have a voicemail from an unknown number! And it’s...your secret admirer?! Turns out a flirty, popular girl is tired of being a social butterfly, flitting from date to date, and has a crush on YOU! She’s too scared to say she wants you, and you always make her too flustered to talkâ€...
2023-09-12 20:55:00 +0000 UTC View PostHello, Patrons! This is hopefully the first of many weekly updates now that things are calming down around here. Next week I plan to be posting on Mondays again! A proper schedule! Hooray!
First things first: this week's audio will be Drunk Popular Girl Confesses to Being Your Secret Admirer!
You can always tell when I'm in a crunch because I do a voicemail audio lmao; my...
2023-09-12 19:37:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Greetings, Patrons! It's time for early access! This audio is about 16 minutes of speech, with another 14-ish of fireplace ambiance for drifting off to sleep. It will also be animated, but it's going to take all night to render. But hey, with summer finally over, this should be the last week I'm stuck doing this last minute! Yaaaay. I have two whole days off this week! So more audios will be coming soon. I AM EXCITED ABOUT THAT. YES.
Anyway, enjoy!
Sneaki...
2023-09-05 22:49:27 +0000 UTC View PostHello! It’s time for our monthly patron-only request/suggestion post! Last month's got stuck in drafts again?? and I missed it??? so I'm starting to think I should make this a pinned post instead of creating a new one monthly. I sort of fear how unwieldy the comment section would become, but I guess I'll give it some thought.
Remember: you can leave a request/suggestion anytime during the month! It doesn't have to be on the day I make this post. 💖 Don't be shy!
Caveat...
2023-09-01 13:07:14 +0000 UTC View PostHello, Patrons! It's time for our monthly chit-chat and rec post, a nice little corner to update each other on what we've been doing lately and all the things we’ve enjoyed during the month!
August was a bit nuts for me IRL, but I'm in the home stretch before things slow down around here. Not a moment too soon, either! Who fell asleep on the couch last night pretty much immediately after getting off work? Me. ("I will read a bit before I go update Patreon," I said to myself, flopping ...
2023-09-01 12:49:07 +0000 UTC View PostHello, Patrons! It is I, your extremely tardy and neglectful local vocal shapeshifter, come to deliver goodies!
But before that, the bad news you probably already figured out: Here for the Boos has been pushed back into October. My day job simply hasn't given me enough time to make a bunch of audios this month, no matter how hard I tried; whenever I thought I'd have a scrap of time, something else inevitably came along and snatched it up.
I'm bummed, since I've been plann...
2023-08-29 01:57:53 +0000 UTC View Post
This week's early access audio is a darker one, folks! So if you don't usually read the description/tags, please be sure to do so this time!
Desperate, Unstable Yandere Best Friend Wants You for Herself
Surprise! Your new best friend is an obsessive, toxic yandere girl. You knew she was a bit weird, but who ever thought she’d snap and kidnap you? She’s always been th...
2023-08-27 09:55:47 +0000 UTC View PostEarly access time! You voted for it, so here it is! A futuristic, flirty script. I ended up recording both of the voting options anyway--but this will be out on youtube tomorrow, while the other is due next week. Both will also be animated! If my laptop doesn't explode. Enjoy!
Cute, Flirty Girl Hits on You and Asks You Out at a Bar
2023-08-23 00:21:35 +0000 UTC
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Hiyo! I'm burnt out af rn; real life stuff is just (gestures vaguely) to the degree it's looking more and more likely that I'll have to push Here for the Boos back into October, and the summer's sleep deprivation is finally catching up with me. I've got the energy of a snail.
So I need your help! What audio should I produce for next week? Both of these will (hopefully!) be animated. Please select whichever you're most interested in.
2023-08-19 22:06:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Heeey, early access an actual full day early! First time in a few weeks, I think. I can't wait for summer to end so I can get back on a proper schedule.
I hope you enjoy today's audio!
Arranged Marriage to a Shy, Submissive Princess!
You have a new wife: a gentle, talented princess, trained to be completely submissive to her prince. She promises a ca...
2023-08-15 19:05:36 +0000 UTC View Post
This is the third installment in the Tsundere Mech pilot series. In case you missed them, here are parts one and two.
First Real Date With Your Tsundere Mech Pilot
You've been sneaking around with your tsundere mech pilot girlfriend fo...
2023-08-08 18:22:20 +0000 UTC View PostHiyo, Patrons! I have a little update for ya tonight, with a peek into the near future of the channel, plus some of our next event.
First up! This week's audio will be: First Real Date With Your Tsundere Mech Pilot, the third installment in the mech pilot speaker/mechanic listener series by echo-writing.
That'll be around 13-15 minutes and out in early access for yo...
2023-08-08 04:42:26 +0000 UTC View PostHi, Patrons! It's time for our monthly chit-chat and rec post, a cozy spot to update each other on what we've been doing lately and all the things we’ve enjoyed during the month!
My July was... [insert Wilhelm screams of the damned]
And how was yours?
Whew. One of the challenges of being a content creator while being a real live human being is trying to balance how much is too much to share! Like, on the one hand: I'm okay! Safe and healthy and all that. 2023-08-04 04:57:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Laptop crashed multiple times while editing this. So! DEFINITELY time for a new computer. >:C
Flirty Tomboy Blacksmith Falls For You
Your gear is a mess, hero! Luckily, you know a cute blacksmith! But this flirty tomboy wants more from you than gold! She wants a date! And maybe more?
[F4A] [Blacksmith Speaker] [Confident Speaker] [Hero Listener] [Medieval Fan...
2023-08-02 03:00:54 +0000 UTC View PostHello, everyone! How are you? I'm doing okay, but the IRL summer crush is still...well, crushing me. Labor Day can't come fast enough. Also, I'm not even in a place that's really getting hammered by the heat, but the glue holding the acoustic panels to my office walls and ceiling is still melting off. If you're in Texas or Florida or a similar climate with face-melting heat, I am thinking SO many cool thoughts for you. It's brutal out there!
Anyway, I do have a very sh...
2023-08-01 00:52:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Early access time! This is arriving MUCH later than I wanted it to, but the past few days have been something of a farce for me IRL. My laptop also decided to show me who's boss while I was editing this, crashing a couple of times and losing my work, which I am taking as a subtle warning that it's time to look into a new computer.
Well anyway! The yandere mad scientist wife sequel is here! Finally! I hope you enjoy it and the wicked cliffhanger you voted for it to end on, you lovable mo...
2023-07-26 02:05:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Early access time! The video for this will take basically all night to finish animating and rendering (RIP my laptop) but I'm excited (and a little scared) to see how the final result pans out! I hope you are too! Now, without further ado:
Possessive Yandere Fae Princess Captures and Claims You!
A dangerous, disguised fae princess has found you in her garden—and she wa...
2023-07-18 20:31:04 +0000 UTC View PostHello, Patrons! It's your girl Velvet here, coming to you live from (mumble mumble) where I'm slowly melting from a heatwave and low-key dying from IRL work. (I know things are tough all over with the weather this year. I hope you're staying hydrated!)
I'll be honest, I'm struggling a little bit this summer! My day job has been totally wiping me out, I've hardly had any time off, and it's too hot to work in my office until well after midnight. I'm squeezing youtube/patreon stuf...
2023-07-17 11:41:57 +0000 UTC View PostAt last! Another spicy pin-up of the channel mascot, with the theme summertime, as voted by you!
This art was commissioned from AsamiChanArt! And honestly, in this heat? Mood.
Now to start thinking about an autumn pin-up...
2023-07-11 19:23:10 +0000 UTC View Post
"I will finish editing this over the weekend!" I said, foolishly forgetting how hard it is to juggle multiple conversational voices in an audio.
(Why did I write so much sound design? Whyyyyy?)
Well anyway! Here it is! The long awaited sequel to Capturing Your Own Damsel in Distress! You can read the script here...
2023-07-11 18:15:17 +0000 UTC View PostHello! It’s time for our monthly patron-only request/suggestion post! I thought for sure I posted one for June, but it turns out that got saved to drafts instead. That sometimes happens when my internet punks out while I'm preparing a post, and usually I catch it, but this time I didn't! My apologies. It won't happen again.
Remember: you can leave a request/suggestion anytime during the month! It doesn't have to be on the day I make this post. 💖 Don't be shy!
Caveats<...
2023-07-05 19:45:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Early access time! I'm sorry this wasn't posted a couple of days ago; last night was the only time I could have Juniper over to record, so I've basically been editing right down to the wire. (Thank goodness I have the holiday off and could futz around with it all morning!)
And now, without further ado: an audio based on a script by our own TheYounglingSlayer! 🙌
Your Bounty Hunter Best Friend Needs You
2023-07-04 19:04:42 +0000 UTC
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Evenin', Patrons! It's time for our monthly chit-chat and rec post, a nice lil space to update each other on what we've been doing lately and all the things we’ve enjoyed during the month!
My June flew by. Work at my day job picked up, as it always does in the summer, so I didn't get to do much in the way of fun stuff this month. The most important thing that happened in June was (finally!) getting back on my ADHD med after a several months long national shortage. To say I'm happy abo...
2023-07-01 05:45:16 +0000 UTC View PostMe: I’m gonna write the slime girl!
Brain: May I interest you in a new 2000 word script instead?
WHY AM I LIKE THIS???
Well, anyway. No preamble for the script this time! You’ll see why! Beware if you'd rather listen to this when it goes live, for here thar be spoilers! Yarr.
ETA: new thumbnail, because I'm fickle
2023-06-27 18:38:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Another original script! I'll be posting it for Patrons as soon as I'm done with a few clean-ups; it poured out of me in about an hour without my permission, so it's kind of a mess. Adjusting to having a brain that works again can be something of a roller coaster!
In the meantime, I hope you enjoy the audio! 😇
ETA: new thumbnail, because I'm fickle
Taking In a Flustered, Troubled Tomboy!
2023-06-27 17:29:23 +0000 UTC
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How is it already almost the end of the month???
Hi, everyone! It's time for some updates!
First, this week's originally planned audio (with a script by our own TheYounglingSlayer!) has been pushed back a week due to scheduling conflicts. Juniper agreed to appear in it (yay!), but we couldn't get together in time to record for this week even though we really tried. I'm bummed, but it unfortunately comes with that whole adults-with-jobs thing. :(
I did ma...
2023-06-27 03:23:08 +0000 UTC View PostSO I FIND MYSELF IN A PICKLE. A pickle of my own making. The worst kind of pickle, because I can blame no one but myself!
I recently posted the sequel script for Your Yandere Mad Scientist Wife Duplicated Herself. (You can read the sequel here, if you like!) And the final draft ...
2023-06-24 08:35:05 +0000 UTC View PostHiyo, Patrons! Early access time! If all goes to plan, this will be the first "Special Presentation" audio with animation and such on youtube. (The extent of how impressive it will look depends entirely on if my computer explodes while making the video tonight. We'll see!)
I hope to make all future animated videos available for Patrons, but there's a bit of a learning curve here so I hope you'll bear with me while I finish figuring stuff out. In the meantime, I hope you'll enjoy m...
2023-06-20 03:12:17 +0000 UTC View PostAnother sequel to an original script! Finally, the follow-up to last summer's Your Yandere Mad Scientist Wife Duplicated Herself.
The ending of that audio was intended to be left open forever. After all, an open ending left the thrust of the audio's major conflict in the listener's hands, allowing them to imagine any future they wanted for the characters. Obviously, with a sequel, that can no longer be the case.
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2023-06-18 04:03:13 +0000 UTC View PostAll right! Our last poll to select the new channel banner ended in a tie! And rather hilariously, that tie is between my favorite commissioned art (#1) and my least favorite (#2) ^^;
Now it's time to break the tie. Please vote for your favorite art from the options below. The winner will become the new channel banner/pfp across both Patreon and Youtube for at least the rest of 2023!
Here's the current brand mascot, for reference:
2023-06-15 21:15:56 +0000 UTC
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