🎉 Today, I present to you the first audio I've ever written for a Patron suggestion! I hope you all enjoy it. 💖
Stranded in Space With Your Tsundere Crush!
This tsundere starship commander is the one that got away: ex-crewman, old friend and the only girl who ever turned you down. She was too smart to fall in with a charming troublemaker like you...but now, you're ...
2022-09-06 22:06:43 +0000 UTC
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Hiya, Patrons! Happy Labor Day! I hope you're enjoying a day off. And if not, I hope work is/was/will be painless as possible.
Personally, I live in an area that sees a lot of people pass through every summer, so for me today marks the final Attack of the Fifty Foot Out-of-Towners. Soon there will descend a beautiful, fragile peace. At least until the beasts awaken from their slumber next year to rampage across the land once more.
But in the meantime! No more last minu...
2022-09-06 00:15:06 +0000 UTC
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It’s time for our monthly patron-only request/suggestion post! This month I've added a new category for scripts I'm either working on behind the scenes or on the lookout for. I've also got my fingers crossed that, with Halloween around the corner, script writers on the ASMR Script Haven will help fulfill some of the monster girl requests soon! 🤞
Please keep in mind that any suggestions based on established franchises won't be filled exactly. I don't want to get slapped with a cease...
2022-09-02 02:17:43 +0000 UTC
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Here’s the MASTER PATRON CREDIT LIST for September! The Vanilla Velvet Patreon currently has 52 patrons! 🎉 We actually made it up to 62 by the end of August, but there have been several declines. Patreon underwent a redesign during August and there have been a lot of reports of this sort of thing! Be sure to check and see if your payment went through, because Patreon might have put you into the “cancelled/declined” l...
2022-09-02 02:07:45 +0000 UTC
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Bloopers, get your bloopers here! Come one! Come all! Hear! Sneezes, stomach growls, and accidental innuendos! Read! Uninteresting annotations! See! Uh...nothing? Because it's audio?
This blooper reel is incredibly short. Partly that's because I only started saving bloopers in a dedicated file a few months ago (the others remain in their original files so I'll have to dig them out someday!) but the brevity is also due to the fact that...
Well, I don't think there's much ente...
2022-09-01 02:14:57 +0000 UTC
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Hi! Welcome to August's chit-chat and recommendation post, a cozy little space to update each other on what we’ve been doing and all the things we’ve enjoyed during the month!
I can't believe we've been doing these little posts for six whole months! Time sure flew by, didn't it?
My August was really busy, but in that sort of stable way life goes sometimes. It was a long, sustained hum of activity that never quite let up, rather than my usual fits and starts with a ...
2022-09-01 00:53:08 +0000 UTC
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Hey, all! Bit late with this week’s planning post, but I hope the fact I’ve spent the past week and some change knocking a bunch of stuff off my to-do list makes up for it a little bit!
Youtube memberships and the shop are properly launched and all settled with youtube integration. I think some stickers ar...
2022-08-31 20:26:56 +0000 UTC
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At last we come to the end of the sequels for Summer Refresh, and we finish out the event the same way we started it: with a follow-up to one of my most popular audios! This script took awhile to expand (it's almost twice its original size!) but once the gags started flowing they wouldn't stop. I hope you like it!
Dating a Perky Yandere Mom's Tsundere Tomboy Daughter
It'...
2022-08-27 17:09:45 +0000 UTC
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👋 With the end of the month rapidly approaching, it's time to finish up August's event and start planning for September and October! And if you think I have only a vague idea of what I'm gonna do....
Well.
Luckily that's what Patreon planning posts are for! Here's what's on my plate at the moment:
Script/Audio Stuff
- Record/edit the final audio of Summer Refresh
- Selec...
2022-08-23 01:04:11 +0000 UTC
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Yay! Finally everything is ready to go! Custom emotes, fancy loyalty badges, and sticker designs, I hope all reasonably priced. And thanks to my wonderful Patrons (you!!! 💖💖💖) the channel has an adorable sidekick to help round out the emote roster.
I settled on an extremely cheap introdu...
2022-08-22 00:11:38 +0000 UTC
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Looks like this weekend everything's coming up Velvet! My custom emotes have arrived! And they're better than I possibly could have hoped.
(All emote art by Sunrisejelly! Who is both extremely talented and very nice!)
I hope you dig them as much as I do because I'm very happy with the...
2022-08-21 02:47:19 +0000 UTC
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Sorta. ^^;
The Vanilla Velvet store on Spring is finally up and running, with a bunch of stickers available if you'd like to cover your world with more Velvet! Almost all of the issues with youtube integration have been solved, but I'm waiting on the last little finicky bugs to get fixed so that the merch shelf can go up properly. (For instance, there are multiple listings of some items in the...
2022-08-19 22:18:51 +0000 UTC
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Alright, folks! It's time for the next Patron-only portion of our Build-a-Sidekick collaboration! As a refresher, here's our new buddy!
(Art by me, based on Nukababe's licensed chibi base.)
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2022-08-16 22:40:18 +0000 UTC
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Hello out there in Patreon-land! It's time for our second early access audio of the day. After this one, just one more to deliver for Summer Refresh and the event is in all through! 🎉
Dating a Bold, Flirty Orc Girl
The tough, confident, secretly awkward orc you met at the local tavern has her heart set on being your girlfriend! And you’re all for it, aren’t you? A...
2022-08-16 00:46:41 +0000 UTC
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Early access time! And this might be the biggest audio of the event! It's scheduled to go live on youtube August 24th.
Held Captive by a Lonely Yandere Centaur
The centaur girl who saved you from the wild is softening up for you... if only you'd stop trying to escape! Can't you see this lonely monster girl only wants what's best? All she wants is to feed you, care for yo...
2022-08-15 13:58:43 +0000 UTC
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👋 Mornin' folks! I come bearing updates!
As promised, I spent the weekend getting audios in the can for the next two weeks. 🎉 Seven scripts and (mumble mumble) hours of raw audio later, my to-do list for Summer Refresh looks like this:
(Somehow I managed to avoid completely destroying my voice this weekend. All hail the healing power of tea!)
I'll be putting the finis...
2022-08-15 13:10:30 +0000 UTC
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Hiya! This week has been a whirl of activity behind the scenes. Luckily, my next couple days are (mostly!) free, so I’ll be bringing you goodies all weekend long. At least that’s the plan!
Update the First: Patron-only voting closed yesterday to decide how Vanilla Velvet Audio’s s...
2022-08-12 16:45:34 +0000 UTC
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Another sequel for Summer Refresh! Cute, Clumsy, Ditsy Giantess Takes You In was the first roleplay I recorded on my Blue Snowball microphone and it was plagued by technical problems as I found my feet. Still, I loved the character and had a blast with the adlibs. I'll have to remaster the original someday soon, but for now I'm just happy to return to the character! Enjoy.
2022-08-08 12:34:49 +0000 UTC
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Just a quick sneak peek for you, Patrons!
(Badges by NnoroniDesign!)
More goodies are on the way! Youtube only allows four emotes to start, which I didn't know until I went to poke around and set up membership stuff behind the scenes, but more can be unlocked as membership numbers grow.
Other updates: I'm still anxiously waiting on my custom emotes (current ETA from the artist...
2022-08-07 16:24:26 +0000 UTC
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For today's tips and tricks post, I thought it might be nice to provide a behind-the-scenes look at many of the tools I use to create content. These are the things you might want to invest in if you'd like to start a channel like mine and make audios of similar quality.
I'm not just talking about the things you'd expect, like editing software or recording equipment, but also everything that lets me manage all the tasks necessary to run my channel successfully. Planning! Organizatio...
2022-08-06 19:03:37 +0000 UTC
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As you know, we hit 50 patrons and that means Youtube Memberships are on the way, complete with just-for-fun perks like emojis and badges. Some of those will feature my persona, but others will feature the character's new sidekick!
Not final art, obviously. ^^;
I considered introd...
2022-08-04 16:06:25 +0000 UTC
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Let's hit the ground running with a sequel audio to one of the most popular roleplays I've ever made: Cuddling With a Perky, Curious Wolf Girl!
Waking Up With a Perky, Curious Wolf Girl
After a night of cuddles and scritches with a cute wolf girl, you spend the day together! Now's your chance to t...
2022-08-02 20:40:38 +0000 UTC
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Here’s the MASTER PATRON CREDIT LIST for August! The Vanilla Velvet Patreon currently has 54 patrons! 🎉 I’m honestly shocked at our growth in just a few months! Have I said that before? Because if so, it's still true.
Every audio I post on youtube during August will have the following folks credited in the descriptions:
Pink Velvet Patrons (An...
2022-08-02 01:22:44 +0000 UTC
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It’s time for our monthly patron-only request/suggestion post! I'm eyeing these requests quite hopefully this month, with a vague plan to produce a couple of them in September/October. Of course that depends on finding the right scripts or writing them myself, but I'm determined to fill a bunch of these! The ideas are too good to just let them languish!
Please keep in mind that any suggestions based on established franchises won't be filled exactly. I don't want to get slapped w...
2022-08-02 00:46:20 +0000 UTC
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Hiya, Patrons and happy August! I hope you're doing well! 🥰
We have a busy month ahead of us here at the ol' Vanilla Velvet...uh, corral? An event, launching youtube memberships, merch and a few other things! So let's get to it.
You might remember about a month or so ago, I amended the 50 patron goal from custom emotes to just emotes due to cost considerations. Welp, I pinched a few pennies, dug around in the sofa cushions, took a job breaking legs for some extra petty cash and...
2022-08-01 23:16:13 +0000 UTC
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Hi! Welcome to July's chit-chat and recommendation post, a cozy little space to update each other on what we’ve been doing and all the things we’ve enjoyed during the month!
My July was fairly laid back, compared to my last couple of months irl. Aside from a brutal local heatwave trying to melt me, the month's been pretty good to me! I hope you've been staying cool and had a great month, too.
I actually spent a substantial chunk of my free time in July setting up a real office...
2022-08-01 00:05:42 +0000 UTC
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The Vanilla Velvet Audio Patreon has reached 55 patrons! If that number stays at or above 50 after August 1st, we'll have officially reached our next patron goal. (Fair warning: those numbers may not hold; last month had a few declined memberships that tanked us at the last minute from 50 down to 41! 😬)
The promised perks for that goal, in case you need a refresher:
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2022-07-28 20:56:58 +0000 UTC
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For this week's early access, I bring you something I've never tried before: a hypnosis audio!
Cute Lamia Girl Hypnotizes You
While searching for a monster girl to be your girlfriend, you've stumbled across a secret lamia village! Score! The cute snake girl on guard duty has one job: make sure you don't blab about it to the other humans--and she's not above using hypnosi...
2022-07-26 19:52:43 +0000 UTC
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🎉 Another remaster for the library! Editing this was a lot more straight forward than the last one, but it really is fascinating how all my early audios have presented their own unique remastering challenges even though they were all recorded with the same equipment. In any case, I hope you like it!
Tough, Bold Orc Girl Flirts With You
This flirty orc girl ...
2022-07-26 02:43:00 +0000 UTC
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👋 I come bearing thumbnails and the current (likely permanent) schedule for August's event. Come, join me on a short jaunt into the future of into next week and beyond!
Most of the sequel audios reuse the main imagery from the original thumbnails for consistency (not terribly exciting I know though consistency is key!), but a few have gotten facelifts! I've included those makeovers with the original thumbnails for comparison as a fun little extra.
2022-07-25 23:57:22 +0000 UTC
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