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Your Loyal Bodyguard Falls in Love With You: Full Series + A Lil Update

Hi, folks! I promised the full Loyal Bodyguard series as a compilation for patrons, and here it is! I forgot to post it days ago when I finished refining it like a dip. I'm glad this thing is officially 100% conquered. I hope you enjoy it in its final form!

Other Updates: I'm working on the next big audio for the channel! Expect vikings and lots of tender loving (motherly) care in your near future! It's shaping up to be another 45-60 minute joint. I want to get it out t...

Early Access Audio #90: Finally Reuniting With Your Loyal Bodyguard

The cursed audio is at last complete. The evil is defeated. 💖 To make up for the horrendous delays over the past few weeks, this goes out to all tiers $3 and up. Thank you all for sticking around.

This is the finale in the Loyal Bodyguard series. In case you missed the previous parts: [Part 1] [Part 2] [2025-09-13 00:05:41 +0000 UTC View Post

Update: Getting Back on the Horse (Don't buck me off, Horse!)

Hello! I'm alive! I'm sorry to have worried anyone (RIP my inbox, it's nice to be loved!) but I'm okay. Just for a change of pace, some stuff in my personal life decided to implode instead of being on fire. I mean, change is good? I guess? The universe is keeping things fresh, at least? Could have done without a two week off-and-on crying jag, but whaddya gonna do.

And while 2025 may not be shaping up to be my year, 2026 is right around the corner! "Hang in there, baby," and a...

Patreon Exclusive Art: Just What the (Yandere) Doctor Ordered!

September's exclusive art! Because this will be monthly now, I think!

This YCH piece was done by the incredibly talented mejroong, with some small tweaks by yours truly to dial up the yandere vibes. Expect the original un-tweaked version at some point soon, along with a safer-for-youtube alternate as well.

Updates + Script Previews!

Hello, Patrons! It's time for another small update!

ON THE AUDIO FRONT...

I'm still editing the finale of the Loyal Bodyguard series. It is a bear. I don't know why it's like walking on my knees in broken glass trying to edit right now, the script is so good, I like all the performances, but I am just S U F F E R I N G trying to get it finished.

Patreon Exclusive Art: Some Bunny Loves You! Safe(r) for Work Edition!

Yay for finishing edits! This is the version of the Some Bunny Loves You piece that I altered to be safe for YouTube for when/if it ever breaks containment. It's also for those among you who might want some flirty Velvet vibes with 100% less boobage! I understand some may wish to abstain. ^^

Art by NovaYStudio.

Patron-Exclusive Audio Remaster/Re-Release: Girlfriend Comforts You After You Have an Angry Outburst

Hi, hi! Remember how I said I'd be releasing a previous Patron-exclusive audio to youtube last week? I planned for it to be this one over here, which was released last summer in part to fill a patron request.

And well...turns out on my current headphones I hated the editing, and I had to remaster it before releasing it to the wild. Sure it delayed the release by a week because I suck and am ...

Patreon Exclusive Art: Some Bunny Loves You!

Cleavage?! And in stunning 4k, no less?! Yep! The first of many to come.

Someday in the far flung future, less spicy versions of pieces like this one may be used in videos. But for now, they're yours alone! Feel free to use the juicy boobage as personal wallpapers, home gym motivational posters for getting swole, etc.

Art by NovaYStudio.

Sneak Peeks! Updates! Goodies!

Hello, all! How are you? Good I hope!

ITEM 1: State of the Velvet/State of the Schedule

How am I, you ask? Being perfectly frank and messy af, my brain is still crying. I don't know what to do about it. I can't seem to get ahead, and -- as a lapsed perfectionist -- I kinda want to just go hide in a blanket fort for a year.

Instead, I am admitting temporary defeat! Or...kinda admitting defeat? I'm not giving up, but I am giving myself purposeful slack. Beca...

Patreon Exclusive Audio: Breaking Up With Britain-sama?!

Yay! An exclusive! I have a few more recorded and in edits now, plus this week's main channel audio and a full series for next week. I may (?) actually finally be caught up on everything by next week. I hope! (I do have to go out of town this weekend for a family thingy, but I'm bringing my laptop to try and get some work in! I'll get ahead or die tryin'!)

Anyway! This was originally intended for end of June, just in time for July 4th, but obviously that didn't pan out. Still, I hope y...

Early Access Audio #89: Flirty Bandit Queen Captures You!

FINALLY finished! Hooray! I hope you enjoy it!

Flirty Bandit Queen Captures You!

As heir to a troubled kingdom, you’re sent into hiding—and on the way, you’re caught by a bandit queen! For a dangerous crime boss with a roughneck crew, she seems way too flirty and friendly, what with all the teasing, pet names and promises not to hurt you and all. Maybe you two can ...

Updates!

TONIGHT, early access! Tomorrow, public access! A saucy bandit gets you in her clutches...

This weekend, early access to next week's public audio! Your bodyguard finally saves you from yourself (and the bad guys) for good!

Next week...I don't know! Som...

Sneak Peeks: New Video Stuff!

Hiyo! It may not look like it, but I am still plugging away at channel visual update things, and lots of Patreon goodies as well. So I bring you some lookie loos at what's in the works!

NEW IDLE SCREEN!

Finally finished! Fancy! The phone screen is transparent so I can swap out logos at some point down the line, and colors can easily be adjusted if it turns out to be too...

Early Access Audio #88: Yandere Mafia Princess Ex Holds You Close

Sequel time! First follow-up to Yandere Mafia Princess Ex Reclaims You! This episode is a bit sweeter, and a lot more bittersweet, but there's still a heavy yandere undercurrent. Enjoy!

You ran, she found you. Of course she did. A mafia princess, now queen of the criminal underworld, driven yandere by your betrayal? She was n...

Updates!

Yer girl is still struggling with follow-through and deadlines, you may notice. It's rough right now, but I'm working at it. If I can't get my head screwed on straight soon-ish, I may be putting a temporary pause on Patreon billing. I'm doing my damnedest, but my damnedest just ain't enough, damn it.

On to what's going on behind the scenes!

• I called in my pinch hitter editors to work on extra stuff because I’ve frankly lost control of my life!

2025-07-01 00:28:39 +0000 UTC View Post

Early Access Audio #87: The Queen is Your Secret Love!

To the royal court, you’re a traveling mage. To the queen? Her secret obsession! Your romance is forbidden, a mutual longing confined to shadowy corners and stolen moments… but though your love defies the law, she wants more from you. Much, much more. She must have you in her arms, even if it threatens her rule. Will you take the chance to be with her?

[F4A] [Royal Speaker] [Commoner T...