Hi folks! No sneak peek or early access this week, since today's scheduled video was already posted super early. Instead, I come bearing a couple updates and Event Planning Goodies! (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
Item the first! I have the sniffles again. Allergies, I think! Hooray for spring. Ever try recording a gruff, commanding monster girl voice with a stuffy nose? The result is hilarious. I sound like Milhouse Van Houten. Clearly, this is very sexy and will make me th...
2022-04-13 21:57:38 +0000 UTC
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I know early access is usually scheduled for Tuesdays, but with an event coming I'm trying to get ahead. So enjoy some early-EARLY access!

Abandoned in the pouring rain, an attractive older woman offers to take you in! But your benefactor isn't what she seems: she's an obsessed yandere who's been watching you, stalking you, waiting to get you right where she wants you. Now that she ...
2022-04-09 14:01:03 +0000 UTC
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Hiya! Welcome to the first session of planning for Monster Girl Mayhem. Before we get into the list of scripts I'm considering, I'm going to show you how I organize my audios behind the scenes because that's part of my planning process and it will have some bearing on how the event shakes out.

This is a peek at my master list of audios I did in 2021. Basically, I use this set-up to keep track o...
2022-04-08 19:26:10 +0000 UTC
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Time for this week's early access audio! I hope you enjoy!
This grumpy tsundere monster girl is curious about humans...and refuses to admit it! It's up to you to earn her trust and convince her people aren't all bad. Will she soften up...for you?
[F4A] [Grumpy] [Wild] [Tsundere] [Squirrel] [Monster Girl] [Definitely Doesn't Have a Thing for Humans!] [What's a walk in the woods without getting shouted at by at least one indignant squirrel, right?]...
2022-04-05 18:36:23 +0000 UTC
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Hello, hello! A new month is here! And so begins looking ahead to April...and hardcore planning for my next big event in May! Buckle up because this will be a long post.
First item of business: I have a gloriously free day today, while the rest of the week will likely be jam packed, so I'm going to buckle down and spend the bulk of it recording. (I'm telling you guys so I'll feel compelled to get off my duff and actually do it. Keeps me accountable!) That means it's time to talk about t...
2022-04-04 11:56:22 +0000 UTC
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Here’s the MASTER PATRON CREDIT LIST for April! The Vanilla Velvet Patreon gained 27 patrons in March! 🎉🎉 Thus, every audio I post on youtube during April will have the following folks credited in the descriptions:
Pink Velvet Patrons (Anonymous Cinnamon Rolls): None so far!
Red Ve...
2022-04-01 19:03:33 +0000 UTC
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It’s time for our first monthly patron-only request/suggestion post! Happy April, everybody! No April Fool’s Jokes here, I’m afraid. The one short jokey audio I had planned for today didn’t work out due to time constraints, but oh well! You’ve got a collab with Juniper to look forward to today, so I hope that makes up for it!
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2022-04-01 18:59:20 +0000 UTC
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Welcome to the first Vanilla Velvet Audio Chit-Chat and Recommendation post! 🎉🎉🎉 This is a nice cozy spot to update each other on what we've been up to, and gush about what we've enjoyed during the month!
Personally, I've been pretty busy during March, what with launching Patreon and planning content for the next couple of months. I was feeling a little run ragged, if I'm being perfectly honest, because I've been putting all my meager free time into making audios basically sinc...
2022-03-31 19:19:19 +0000 UTC
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Whew! Two scripts in one audio today! Took longer to edit than I wanted, but I hope you enjoy the end result!
What’s better than meeting a cute, flirty girl who wants nothing more than to cheer you up? Why, a first date with her, of course! This adorable, bubbly florist is here to bring a little sunshine and roses into your life. Won’t you let her?
[F4M] [Conversational] [Meet Cute] With a [Deredere] [Bubbly] [Cute] [Giggly] [Girl] [Strangers to More] [Cheering You Up] [First ...
2022-03-30 00:16:26 +0000 UTC
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I can’t believe it’s the end of March already! And we’ve survived our first few weeks on Patreon without anything exploding, which is fantastic! Go us. 🎉
This past week I’ve quietly had a spring cold so I’ve put off recording until the last possible second to give myself time to recover. Now I’m on the mend! Hooray. Which means there will be an early release tomorrow as planned. This week’s audio is…
Meet-Cute and First Date with a Cute, Flirty Florist
2022-03-28 21:29:50 +0000 UTC
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Easing myself into the remastering game with a more recent offering from Febru-dere: "Your Crush is Acting Weird"! I wasn't satisfied with the initial mixing on this audio (and neither was a sizable chunk of the audience!) so I thought I'd take this opportunity to fix that. The music is much better integrated now, as are the SFX.
It's your first date with your totally gorgeous crush! So what if she's acting a little off? And her smile is too wide? And she's...um...eating &nb...
2022-03-26 19:09:05 +0000 UTC
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During my recent Q&A, one of the questions was “Are there any characters you’d like to do that you haven’t done yet?” Obviously: yes! As a VA, I keep a list of all the things I’d like to make audios of someday because my brain loves challenges and checklists; can’t get enough of ‘em.
Anyway! For 🚨TOP SECRET UPCOMING EVENT RELATED REASONS🚨 I needed to organize that list properly, and while I was doing it I though...
2022-03-23 18:52:58 +0000 UTC
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Yaaay! This is the first audio voted for by patrons!🎉🎉🎉 Pat yourselves on the backs for having impeccable taste in scripts.
You've summoned an obsessive, sassy yandere demon to be your girlfriend...but your possessive, jealous guardian angel wants you for herself! What could be better than one otherworldly yandere stalking you? Two of them competing for your affection!
[FF4A] [Possessive] [Jealous] [Yandere] [Demon] and [Angel] [Fight Over You] [Willing Li...
2022-03-22 16:22:23 +0000 UTC
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Hi, patrons! Sneak peek time! And with them, the results of our last poll. This week's audio will be Yandere Angel and Demon Fight to Become Your Girlfriend! Yay! Here's the thumbnail I whipped up for it!

Recording for this one will be very last minute, as scheduling has been a bit of an issue this past week. If all works out, it'll be a collab with Juniper Justi...
2022-03-21 13:01:05 +0000 UTC
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Welcome to the latest episode of "Velvet Can't Make Up Her Mind!" Next week I'll be returning to the wonderful world of yanderes, but I'm having a heck of a time choosing between two scripts. They're dual speaker scripts, both sound fun, and fun is my greatest weakness. Help me decide?
Script #1 under consideration is Popular Girls Turn Yandere For You. These two are besties and madly in love with the listener! There's room to turn it ...
2022-03-19 10:23:38 +0000 UTC
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Woo! Our first early access audio is here!
This beautiful, sadistic siren needs a new toy. Lucky her, you've just washed up on her beach! Unlucky for you, though, now that you're at a predator's mercy. Unless you can make something more of this chance meeting with a dominant monster girl. Can you?
[F4A] [Dominant] [Sadodere] [And Maybe a Teeny Bit Yandere] [Siren] [Toys With You] [Traps You] and [Keeps You] [Reluctant Listener to Ambiguously Willing Li...
2022-03-15 13:00:08 +0000 UTC
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Hi, Patrons! It's time for your sneak peek of what's to come this week!
First, Wednesday's audio will be...drumroll please... Dominant Sadodere Siren Makes Your Hers! Here are the current contenders for the thumbnail because I'm indecisive!


WHICH ONE WILL WIN? I have no idea. Which one do you pre...
2022-03-14 20:56:27 +0000 UTC
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Hiya! Welcome to my first post on Patreon. 🎉 This space is where I'll share all kinds of goodies with you on our creative journey together! (FYI: If you've just signed up, you shouldn't be charged by Patreon until the first of the month after you joined.)
It's going to take a little bit to find my footing, so I hope you'll bear with me while I figure stuff out! I'm a little (okay, a lot!) nervous about this, but I'm working out a proper schedule for regular Patreon content now. Expec...
2022-03-12 15:47:24 +0000 UTC
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