On today's THE RALPH REPORT: A reminder that May is National Mental Health Awareness month. Please take care of yourself. Plus, it turns out we're NOT going to buy Elvis' house. And, summer is coming! So, we highlight all the most popular grooming styles for your crotch!
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: A very tasty ONE-HIT WONDER! We salute a nutty rags-to-riches success story! It's time to buy Elvis' house! And, we celebrate the things that Americans do BEST!
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We play STOP THE PIGEON! Ralph battles a WIZARD! We twist our tongues around some BUTCH BODIES! And, "Talk Like YODA Day", it is!
Crikey! We're going DOWN UNDER to try the national breakfast cereal of AUSTRALIA!
Will we become WEET-BIX KIDS?!
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We're munching DOWN UNDER! (Don't get excited.) We get a visit from DJ CUMMERBUND! And, why is Ralph making a cardboard typewriter?!
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: The most disturbing GARMY GAME SHOW ever! The VIDEO VAULT salutes the late Roger Corman! The most entertaining college graduation in history! And, death to RUBBERNECKERS!
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Behold the wonders of CANNED MEAT! Are you driving behind a PSYCHOPATH?! DR. ERIC returns to talk about the world of CUCKOLDS! And, why does McDonald's want us to be SAD?
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We take you to church with ONE-HIT WONDER Wednesday! Plus, has science created the end of HANGOVERS?! And, two reasons why we can't have nice things anymore!
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: A very gritty TV TUNES TUESDAY! Another tangy TONGUE TWISTER! Let's all be decent and dance like patriotic chickens! Plus, a brand new MAGICAL MASH-UP from that musical maestro, DJ CUMMERBUND!
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Happy Monday! We're munchin' like we're in Dante's Inferno! We introduce the soft drink sensation that's sweeping the nation! And, what are the signs that your neighbors are swingers!
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: It's our HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY show! Featuring the GARMY GAME SHOW! And, picks from the VIDEO VAULT! Plus, we share our DNA test results! Find out what it says about us!
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: The kinky origin of WONDER WOMAN! Sydney Sweeney gets in the RING! And, summer's coming! So, naturally, it's time for NUDE BEACH ETIQUETTE!
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Wrap your arms around ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! Will Eddie eat like we're in TAHITI?! And, want to see a movie about how Rocky became Rocky without Rocky?!
WEDNESDAY, MAY 8th at 7pm! (PDT)
2024-05-08 04:54:30 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: Did poor Eddie get SWINDLED?! A very caffeinated TONGUE TWISTER TUESDAY! A horror-filled TV TUNE! And, the new SUPERMAN costume is revealed! We have thoughts ...
Time for Eddie to drink a drink with BALLS ... Boba Tea!
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: This Munchin' Monday has BALLS! Who's banned models for being TOO THIN?! And, Ralph gets trapped in amusement park HELL!
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Will you win the GARMY GAME SHOW?! More picks from the Video Vault! What's up with COBRA KAI?! And ... TIME TRAVEL is REAL!*
(*Or not. Probably not, actually.)
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: What are the TEN THINGS that make you "good in bed"? RIP to guitar legend, DUANE EDDY! And, meet the official mascot of THE RALPH REPORT!
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Happy MAY DAY! Let's celebrate with some YACHT ROCK on this ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! Plus, it's turns out that what THE ROCK is cooking STINKS! And, we salute the Father of G.I. JOE!
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: You can make money watching STAR WARS! It's a TV TUNES TUESDAY about nothing! We salute the great SVENGOOLIE! And, HAPPY NATIONAL HAIRSTYLIST APPRECIATION DAY!
Ugh. Due to a technical malfunction, there's no video of MUNCHIN' MONDAY today.
Deepest apologies.
-RG
2024-04-29 08:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: From Russia with PORK! Munchin' Monday delivers a cool summer TREAT! Real men go FLEA MARKETING! And, Eddie's driving school is OPEN!
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Huzzah! You might win the GARMY GAME SHOW! Plus, we pay tribute to the legendary TIM CURRY with picks from the VIDEO VAULT! And, it's a BATTLE ROYALE: Eddie VS Father Time!
As mentioned on today's TRR, a lot of folks have asked about a gift registry for our upcoming wedding ...
Gifts are not expected or necessary. We've already been given so many kind words and good wishes!
But, for those who asked about gifts, you can click on the above link, and then the "Registry" tab, if you want to give a gift towards our honeymoon adventure.
LMB!
-R & J
2024-04-25 17:27:45 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: Hey, wanna buy a FLAMETHROWER?! You can eat the dessert Elvis' momma made for The King! And, Dr. Eric returns to answer the question: What's up with the FOOT FETISH?
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We've got an eye on ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! RIP to an original BATTLESTAR GALACTICA star! And, who was the ELVIS of France?!
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Forsooth! Today we doth talk like SHAKESPEARE! Plus, we fill your NOOKS and CRANNIES! And, new candidates for the ZOO OF TERROR ... Beware the FLORIDA HERPES MONKEYS!
Today, we help Eddie start his morning off right with a big bowl of protein-packed GRASSHOPPERS!
