THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, January 16th, 2024
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We've got a TV TUNES emergency! It's harvest time at the COOCHIE FARM! And, will FIG NEWTONS come between Ralph and Queen J?
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MUNCHIN' MONDAY: Apricots!
Eddie finally gets to enjoy the golden flesh of the delicious APRICOT!
2024-01-15 09:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Monday, January 15th, 2024
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We try to improve Eddie's life with another MUNCHIN' MONDAY! A look at the weekend's NFL games! And, BEWARE the world's scariest HAT!
What's the Buzz? WILD CARD WEEKEND!
Jay Busbee from Yahoo Sports talks the NFL, fired coaches, and the Wild Card Weekend!
2024-01-12 18:50:01 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Friday, January 12th, 2024
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: The VIDEO VAULT asks: Who's Your Daddy?! Jay Busbee from Yahoo Sports on the NFL Playoffs! The GARMY GAME SHOW! And, Happy Anniversary, BATMAN!
THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, January 11th, 2024
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We ask the burning question: Is Eddie a "blatherskite"? The TOP TEN "New Year's SEX Resolutions" you should make in 2024! And, we salute the man who invented LSD!
1st FOUR-STAR party of 2024!
Join us in the Batcave!
THURSDAY, JANUARY 11th, 2024 at 7pm! (PST)
Hope to see you there!
2024-01-11 04:55:39 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, January 10th, 2024
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: This ONE-HIT WONDER Wednesday is all heart! Ralph is VERY EXCITED by the police! And, how can you explain this instrument to Eddie?
THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, January 9th, 2024
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: HAPPY BALLOON ASCENSION DAY! We score a touchdown with TV TUNES TUESDAY! And, court is in session with JUDGE RALPH!
The Dad from Bus #5!
Thanks to Jason Bujold for the Christmas card that made me laugh all holiday long!
2024-01-08 15:59:56 +0000 UTC View PostMUNCHIN' MONDAY: Mystery Marshmallow!
Will Eddie be able to identify the MYSYERY MARSHMALLOW in the first Munchin' Monday of 2024?!
2024-01-08 09:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Monday, January 8th, 2024
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: It's the first TRR of 2024! We recap our HOLIDAYS! A mystery MUNCHIN' MONDAY for the New Year! Meet our CITIZENS OF THE WEEK! And, the INSANE TOYS of Ralph's childhood!
Merry Christmas from TRR!
We love you all!
Here's a Christmas tune from TRR's own super-group, KASS, and some of our Garmy generals.
Featuring our beloved lost friend, Steve Ashton.
Have the happiest of holidays.
LMB!
-RG
2023-12-25 08:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostWHAT'S THE BUZZ?! Week 16!
Jay Busbee from Yahoo Sports stops by to talk about the NFL!
2023-12-22 09:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Friday, December 22nd, 2023
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: It's the last show of 2023! Featuring: A musical VIDEO VAULT! The return of the ALL-KAZOO edition of THE GARMY GAME SHOW! Jay Busbee from Yahoo Sports on the NFL! And, our TRR OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY!
THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, December 21st, 2023
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Hey, stop masturbating in PUBLIC! The history of the magical beverage that is EGG NOG! And, the age old battle rages on: Is it DONNER or DONDER?!
THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, December 20th, 2023
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: A holiday ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer gets shat on! And, how much would you pay for AN OLD, WEAK-ASS CHRISTMAS TREE?
Another Garmy member in need
Patrick got injured and can't work his job unloading shipping containers.
He can't afford gifts for his family this holiday.
If you can, please help him out with a donation.
Let's try to make his Christmas brighter.
Give here:
https://www.gofundme.com/f/4u9gt-gifts-for-my-family
THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, December 19th, 2023
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Yet ANOTHER band reboots their song for Christmas! Tongue Twister Tuesday! Today's TV TUNE from a long lost holiday special! Still f**k John Denver! And, Ralph gives his review of WONKA! (No spoilers.)
MUNCHIN' MONDAY: Weird Candy Canes!
We tasted these weird candy canes, so you don't have to!
2023-12-18 09:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post