HAPPY FRIDAY! On today's THE RALPH REPORT: More of EDDIE'S DRUNK THOUGHTS! All the weekend's new movies! The Garmy's "brushes with greatness"! And, it's a hard day's KNIGHT with our UK correspondent, Steve Ashton!
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: The HARD FACTS about "penis enlargement treatments"! First, Freddie, then Elton ... Who are the next MUSIC STARS that are getting their own film biographies! And, hear from comedian Ben Gleib about why he is running for PRESIDENT!
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Showbiz News: Explosions on the 007 SET! The actor who has performed while MORE HUNGOVER THAN RALPH! Also, has Steve Ashton fully recovered from the LIVERPOOL victory? (Spoilers: No.) And, we've got a hot "take" on ONE HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY!
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: How you can live like a FAMOUS MOBSTER! We "GO, GO" back to the 90's for TV TUNES TUESDAY! And, we debut our new feature, THIS DAY IN HISTORY!
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Eddie's DRUNK THOUGHTS on "creativity"! We ask "What is NATIONAL REPEAT DAY?" Also, we ask, "What is NATIONAL REPEAT DAY?" And, we salute this weekend's big winners in heavy-weight BOXING and championship SOCCER!
Hello, all Garmy generals!
I just wanted to reach out and let you know about the updates made to the Patreon mobile app that fixed a lot of bugs impacting audio playback and the RSS experience for Garmy members who use it to listen to TRR!
Here’s a list of the bugs Patreon fixed for the audio player on Android and iOS:
Hello, you gorgeous 3 and 4 STAR GENERALS!
Well, May was a crazy month for us here at THE RALPH REPORT, so we had a hard time scheduling our LIVESTREAM VIDEO EVENT!
And, so, we're going to have it a little late. (8 hours, to be exact.)
Join me for our MAY livestream session in JUNE!
Saturday, June 1st at 8:00 AM pacific time!
Kari and Eddie will be on leave, so it'll be just ME manning the cam and the computer! (Wish me luck.)
It'll be your chance to ...
2019-05-31 20:19:26 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: All the weekend's NEW MOVIES! We break down the new RAMBO trailer! Steve Ashton delivers the UK UPDATE! Listen to the WORLD'S GREATEST SONG! And, someone has the chance to win fabulous CASH AND PRIZES (cash not included) when Eddie Pence plays our GODZILLA GAME!
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Listen as Ralph wails on the HARMONICA! Well ... he blows it, at least. Speaking of which, "BJ CLASS" is in session at SEX UNIVERSITY! And, it's NATIONAL MINT JULEP DAY!
&...
2019-05-30 12:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: We celebrate the era of BUBBLEGUM POP with ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! Steve Ashton brings us UK NEWS about the SPICE GIRLS reunion tour! And, are aliens breeding with humans?!
(Spoiler alert: No.)
Today's THE RALPH REPORT: A special sit-down with the spectacular SETH GREEN! You know him from shows like BUFFY, FAMILY GUY and ROBOT CHICKEN, and now he's written and directed his first film, CHANGELAND! A great conversation about adventures in movie-making!
Attention GARMY!
Tickets are now available for the upcoming LIVE recording of THE RALPH REPORT that's happening on SATURDAY, JUNE 15TH at 8PM at THE WORLD FAMOUS IMPROV in Hollywood!
Join me, Eddie Pence, Steve Ashton and Kari as we take the stage together and bring you THE RALPH REPORT ... LIVE!
And, join us for a "meet and greet" afterwards!
Get your tickets now, before they sell out! See you there!
LMB!
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: The weekend's NEW MOVIES! All the news from the UK with Steve Ashton! Sly Stallone lives with TWO of his ROCKY co-stars! And, a FIRST-HAND review of the new STAR WARS: GALAXY'S EDGE at DISNEYLAND!
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: We get deep inside the world of "poop transplants"! (Eddie Pence gag alert!) Steve Ashton explores one of England's biggest kid shows! And, SEX U. offers a class in "friends with benefits"!
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: A lucky listener could win some fabulous prizes on another edition of THE GARMY GAME SHOW! Who was the best BATMAN? And, we celebrate another 80's classic on ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY!
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: THE BOYS ARE BACK! Ralph and Eddie talk dream cars and drop kicks! Steve Ashton stops by with a brand new UK UPDATE! And, it's an "explosive" theme song for TV TUNES TUESDAY!
It's a special LONDON edition of the THE RALPH REPORT!
Ralph and your UK correspondent, Steve Ashton, recap the entire IRELAND/UK TOUR and bring you tales of adventures in Dublin and jolly ol' England!
Cheers, mate!
Here's the final check-in from the road!
See the sights from London and the final HOLLYWOOD BABBLE-ON of the tour!
(Directed by the great STEVE ASHTON! Thank, Steve!)
As previously discussed on THE RALPH REPORT, Eddie Pence not only rocked a mullet as a lad, but, eventually ... a rat-tailed mullet!
The rat-tail mullet is a legendarily elusive creature (like the Loch Ness monster, it is notoriously camera shy) but, now, we not only have photographic evidence of Eddie's MULLET (pics 1 thru 3) but, THE RAT-TAILED MULLET, as well! (pic 4)
Please enjoy these picture of a young, sull...
2019-05-18 11:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello, Garmy!
I'm still in London right now, but will be home this weekend! Looking forward to talking to you all next week! I miss ya!
In the meantime, to keep you entertained, Eddie Pence has provided us all with a little video comedy courtesy of his kid, Colton!
Here's a message from Eddie:
I was doing Stand Up one night and had to take Colton with me. He usually sits right up front and watches, so during my set I usually point him out to the audience because th...
2019-05-17 12:54:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Since I'm here in England, our UK correspondent, STEVE ASHTON, has put together a little "ASK A BRIT" video to school us all on the magic of his home country!
Enjoy!
2019-05-16 09:03:04 +0000 UTC View PostJust a reminder, TODAY is the Garmy "meet and greet" for any of THE RALPH REPORT generals who can gather in London for a HAPPY HOUR!
THE RALPH REPORT UK MEET AND GREET!
Day: THURSDAY, MAY 16TH!
Time: 5:00 pm
Place: Hilton London Metropole Hotel Bar
225 Edgware Rd, Paddington, Lon...
2019-05-16 09:00:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi there, my awesome Garmy generals!
Just wanted to drop you a line and give you a (much too short) glimpse of this beautiful city!
We've lucked out with great weather here in the UK, so, it makes for perfect exploring. Just wish I had more time!
Sending you my love with this little video postcard!
LMB!
-RG
2019-05-14 19:01:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Hi gang! Ralph here in Edinburgh, Scotland!
All over the UK people are talking about the Eurovision Song Contest, but, in America, we're just not that familiar with it ...
We lucky for us, we've got our UK correspondent, Steve Ashton, to explain it all in one handy-dandy video!
Thanks, Steve!
LMB!
-RG
Hi gang! Just a quick video postcard to say "hi" from the road!
And also to announce the location for THE RALPH REPORT UK MEET AND GREET!
Day: THURSDAY, MAY 16TH!
Time: 5:00 pm
Place: Hilton London Metropole Hotel Bar
225 Edgware Rd, Paddington, London W2 1JU
If you're in the UK, come on out for cocktails and hugs with me and Steve Ashton!
LMB!
-RG
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Well, hello there, boys and girls! Ralph here!
Newly arrived in Stop #2 of the HOLLYWOOD BABBLE-ON tour, Birmingham, England!
I'm getting the show ready for tonight at Symphony Hall, but, I wanted to take a moment and check in from the road!
And, thanks to your brilliant and multi-talented UK correspondent, MR. STEVE ASHTON, I can send you this little video postcard from the first city Kevin Smith and I performed in, DUBLIN! 2019-05-11 10:29:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello there boys and girls! Ralph here from the Emerald Isle!
Just wanted to give you a quick update on my journey!
I'm just about to head over to the Vicar Street Theatre for tonight's HOLLYWOOD BABBLE-ON show, but, before I did, I wanted to wanted to say "Hello" and deliver the first of MANY reports form the road!
Dublin is lovely, (but, rainy) and it's good to be back in the land of my ancestors!
And, you'll never guess who dropped ...
2019-05-09 17:34:36 +0000 UTC View PostOn today's THE RALPH REPORT: We break down the new SPIDER-MAN: FAR FROM HOME trailer! Why Ralph had to destroy his porn collection! And, we revive a long-lost TV theme song for TV TUNES TUESDAY!
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: Our TOP THREE MUSICAL ACTS of all time! AVENGERS: ENDGAME is achieving what Thanos couldn't ... WORLD DOMINATION! And, Olivia and her friend Bella review UGLY DOLLS on "LIVVY AT THE MOVIES"!
On today's THE RALPH REPORT: UK correspondent Steve Ashton delivers another update from "across the pond"! Eddie Pence gives us his DRUNK THOUGHTS on "Boba Tea"! All the weekend's NEW MOVIES! And, CARDI B. sets us straight on her "wardrobe malfunction"!
