THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, January 11th, 2019
HAPPY FRIDAY! On today's THE RALPH REPORT, we look at the weekend's new movies! Jay Busbee of Yahoo Sports stops by to talk NFL! Steve Ashton brings news from the UK! And, we salute the HOT TODDY!
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THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, January 10th, 2019
Today's show with special guest co-host, Kari Garman! Jeff Bezos cut ties with his wife! Lorena Bobbitt cut off her hubby's penis! We tell you how to cut your energy bills! AND, the U.S. states where you can marry your cousin! All that, and UK correspondent, Steve Ashton!
THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, January 9th, 2019
Today's show: We let the haters have their say as we read MEAN EXIT SURVEYS! (Apologies to Jimmy Kimmel.) Legal eagle, Michael Preciado, explains why the drinking age is 21 in every state in the U.S.! Actor (and, okay, maybe killer) Robert Blake is back with an awesome new catchphrase! And, one of the greats for ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! (Hint in the pic below.)
THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, January 8th, 2019
Today's show: Kari Garman stops by to help recap last night's premiere of THE BACHELOR! Steve Ashton bring news from the UK! And we wish a happy birthday to ELVIS! (Well, to his ghost, actually, because he's dead and all.)
Banks Lee CHARITY INFO!
On today's show, (Monday, Jan. 7th) I talked to THE RALPH REPORT theme park guru, Banks Lee from Attractions Magazine, about a VERY worth charity that he's raising money for this weekend!
It's called the "Give Kids The World" Village and each year, about half of all the critically-ill children that are eligible to have a wish granted choose to visit Orlando and its world-class theme parks. And, when they do, "Give Kids The World" is their host....
2019-01-07 19:08:54 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Monday, January 7th, 2019
On today's show we celebrate NATIONAL BOBBLEHEAD DAY! Plus: Phone calls from the Garmy! The Golden Globe winners! The latest theme park news with Banks Lee from Attractions Magazine! And, less than two minutes of gloating about the Philadelphia Eagles victory! (Promise!)
THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, January 4th, 2019
Today's show: This weekend's new movies! Our first UK update of 2019 with Steve Ashton! How many days into the new year before Eddie Pence is wrong? (Hint: Four.) The weekend's NFL playoffs with Yahoo Sports' Jay Busbee! And, "Stuff you don't want to find in your food"!
THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, January 3rd, 2019
HAPPY NEW YEAR! Welcome back to a brand new THE RALPH REPORT! Today, we say goodbye to Super Dave and Mean Gene. We "ASK A BRIT" with our UK correspondent, Steve Ashton! And, Ralph's SEX UNIVERSITY examines what turns the world on with the "PornHub Year in Review"!
2019-01-03 14:00:03 +0000 UTC View Post
HAPPY NEW YEAR! It's the TOP TEN moments for 2018!
Everyone from THE RALPH REPORT wishes you all the best in 2019!
To celebrate, here's a special episode counting down the TOP TEN moments from THE RALPH REPORT in 2018, as chosen by YOU, the GARMY!
Enjoy the look back, and we'll talk to you soon with a brand new THE RALPH REPORT on January 3rd!
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
LMB!
-RG
2018-12-31 08:01:01 +0000 UTC
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MERRY CHRISTMAS!
To each and every member of the Garmy, from all of us on the show!
Wishing you a great holiday!
LMB!
-RG
2018-12-25 08:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostBONUS AUDIO! Steve and Eddie's PRO WRESTLING chat! (part two)
Hi gang!
It's me, your UK correspondent, Steve Ashton again!
In today's "very special" episode of The Ralph Report, Eddie and I talk more wrestling and discuss our favourite TAG TEAMS, FEMALE WRESTLERS, AND STORYLINES!
Enjoy!
2018-12-24 14:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostBONUS AUDIO! Steve and Eddie talk PRO WRESTLING! (part one)
Hey there Garmy!
It's me, your UK correspondent, Steve Ashton!
Eddie and I sat down a few weeks ago and talked about our shared love:
WRESTLING!
In this episode, PART ONE OF TWO, we discuss our initial attraction, favourite wrestlers and our brushes with REAL WRESTLERS!
2018-12-23 14:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostBONUS AUDIO! Phil LaMarr!
Phil LaMarr talks about his multi-faceted career here in the complete, uncut interview!
MORE BONUS HOLIDAY AUDIO!
Many members of the Garmy ask for "Darren McGregor reads TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS" as a stand alone!
Here you go!
2018-12-22 14:00:02 +0000 UTC View PostBONUS HOLIDAY AUDIO!
Some of you folks wanted CHRISTMAS BLUES by "The Boss" as a separate mp3 download.
Here you go!
Happy holidays!
LMB
-RG
2018-12-21 21:42:54 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Friday, December 21st, 2018
Today's show: The last UK update of 2018 with Steve Ashton! The REAL story of Christmas! Jay Busbee for Yahoo Sports' talks NFL! Inside the animated career of Phil LaMarr! And, Ralph and Eddie pick their LEAST FAVORITE CHRISTMAS MOVIES!
THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, December 20th, 2018
Today's show: The RULES of RE-GIFTING! We recap the season finale of SURVIVOR! More with the great, Phil LaMarr! Plus, "Do people have MORE SEX at Christmastime?"
THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, December 19th, 2018
Today's show: Our UK correspondent, Steve Ashton, explains BOXING DAY on "ASK A BRIT"! (Hint: They don't wear gloves.) It's a Christmas ONE HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! We pay our respects to the great Penny Marshall. And, more interview with the multi-talented, Phil LaMarr!
THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, December 18th, 2018
Today's show: RALPH FIXES THE INTERNET! Another round of the game that's sweeping the nation, "SEX TERM or SMALL CANADIAN TOWN"! All the showbiz news! And, this week's celebrity guest, the super talented, PHIL LAMARR!
THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, December 17th, 2018
Today's show: Our TOP THREE CHRISTMAS MOVIES! We salute MAPLE SYRUP! (Well, one of us does.) Learn the "dos and don'ts" of the AIRPORT SECURITY line! And, the ideal holiday gift, a handkerchief by Colin Hanks: THE HANKS KERCHIEF! (hankskerchiefs.com)
THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, December 14th, 2018
Today's show: A very special THE RALPH REPORT holiday present! You get to "unwrap" our UK correspondent! It's the interview the Garmy has been asking for!
Actor, comedian, radio personality and all-around good guy, Steve Ashton!
THE RALPH REPORT mailing address!
Some folks have been asking for a mailing address for THE RALPH REPORT for holiday cards and stuff!
Here it is:
Chandler Street Productions
11333 Moorpark St. #401
Studio City, CA 91602
LMB!
-RG
2018-12-13 17:25:07 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, December 13th, 2018
Today's show: Is America turning it's back on the Kardashians? A recap of last night's episode of SURVIVOR! The top SEX TOYS to give as HOLIDAY GIFTS this season! And, John Glover talks about his years as "Lionel Luthor" on SMALLVILLE!
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THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, December 12th, 2018
Today's show: Another battle in the "Baby, It's Cold Outside" war! The history of the "Gingerbread House"! Speaking of the holidays, more with one of the stars of SCROOGED, John Glover! And, we pay tribute to our UK correspondent, Steve Ashton, with his favorite ONE-HIT WONDER, "Kung Fu Fighting"! HEE-YAH!
THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, December 11th, 2018
Today's show: Our UK correspondent, Steve Ashton, sits in for the entire show! "Who'd Ralph Play" on FAMILY GUY this week?! And, a conversation with actor extraordinaire, John Glover!
THE 2nd RALPH REPORT LIVE video!
Thanks to everyone who came out to support our 2ND ever LIVE recording of THE RALPH REPORT!
Sadly, we had a few technical glitches while recording the show, and so, I'm not in love with the ...
2018-12-10 14:10:01 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT LIVE! From the Irvine Improv!
Thanks to everyone who came out to support our 2ND ever LIVE recording of THE RALPH REPORT!
Sadly, we had a few technical glitches while recording the show, and so, I'm not in love with the audio version of the show that is the podcast.
So, here's what I'm gonna do ... I'm posting the audio version here as a podcast for those who want to just hear it, BUT, I'm also posting the whole VIDEO of the night in a separate post on Patreon for you.
Ordinarily, I would...
2018-12-10 14:01:01 +0000 UTC View PostTODAY! LIVESTREAM EVENT with Ralph and Steve Ashton!
We're lucky to have our UK correspondent, Steve Ashton, here in the US and the "Batcave", so we're going to take advantage and feature him in today's THE RALPH REPORT livestream event!
Join us TODAY at NOON PST!
2018-12-08 18:45:05 +0000 UTC View PostTHE RALPH REPORT for Friday, December 7th, 2018
Today's show: All the NEW MOVIES coming out this weekend! Yahoo Sports' Jay Busbee talks NFL football! Steve Ashton is LIVE in the Batcave! And, even more importantly, he brought me a JACK DANIEL'S Advent Calendar from the UK!
HAVE A VERY JACKY CHRISTMAS!
RALPH REPORT livestream event! There's a LIVESTREAM video chat this SATURDAY!
Attention all 3 and 4 STAR GENERALS!
This Saturday, there's a livestream video chat for the 3 and 4 Star generals!
We're so lucky to have STEVE ASHTON with us this weekend, that we've decided to do a special RALPH REPORT livestream event, this Saturday, December 8th at NOON (Pacific time)!
Here's your chance to ask Steve any question you might have!