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THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, June 13th, 2018

Today's show: It's ONE HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! What's a beaver's butt taste like? A UK report from Steve Ashton! And, Sarah Shahi talks about the early days of her TV career on ALIAS and THE L WORD! 

THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, June 12th, 2018

Today's show: The secret of IHOb is revealed! Mr. & Mrs. Garman recap last night's THE BACHELORETTE! And, the wonderful Sarah Shahi talks about her days as a cheerleader for the most evil team in the NFL! Poor girl ... (By the way, GO EAGLES!)

THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, June 11th, 2018

HAPPY MONDAY! Today's show is the 100th episode of THE RALPH REPORT! Featuring: The great car sunroof disaster! Digital license plates are coming! And, this week's guest interview, the beautiful and talented, Sarah Shahi! 

BONUS AUDIO! Complete interview with Mark-Paul Gosselaar!

This is the full MPG interview ... Complete, uncut, and in it's entirety.

Enjoy!

THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, June 8th, 2018

Today's show: Congrats to the Washington Capitals and to Caps Fan Number One, my vice-host, Eddie Pence! We get a visit from UK correspondent, Steve Ashton! All the new movies in theaters this weekend! And, Mark-Paul Gosselaar talks about his new TV show and the late, great series PITCH! 

THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, June 7th, 2018

Today's show: We bid farewell to last of the Munchkins! An examination of those in the "Insertion Lifestyle"! (That would be folks who stick stuff up their butts ... ) And, Mark-Paul Gosselaar talks about landing his starring role on NYPD BLUE! 

THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, June 6th, 2018

Today's show: It's ONE HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! Is it EVER okay to speak "ill" of the dead? What if she was a real bitch? And, Mark-Paul Gosselaar talks about the lean years after SAVED BY THE BELL ...

THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, June 5th, 2018

Today's Show: It's the Philadelphia Eagles vs the Washington Cheeto! Mrs. Garman joins Ralph to recap last night's The Bachelortette! And, Mark-Paul Gosselaar revisits Bayside High and talks about SAVED BY THE BELL in today's interview! 

THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, June 4th, 2018

Today's show: Scientists are creating body parts with 3-D printers! ("Paging Dr. Frankenstein ...") The sexy world of window washers! ("Is that a squeegee in your pocket? ...") And, an interview with Mark-Paul Gosselaar!  ("I'm so excited! ...")

BONUS AUDIO! Uninterrupted DJ Caruso interview!

he complete interview with the director of DISTURBIA and XXX: THE RETURN OF XANDER CAGE!

THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, June 1st, 2018

Today's show: All the NEW MOVIES in the theaters this weekend! (Looking at you, Tommy Wiseau!) A visit from our UK correspondent, Steve Ashton! And, director, DJ Caruso, talks about giving a young Shia LaBeouf his big break in DJ's hit movie, DISTURBIA! 

THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, May 31st, 2018

Today's show: BOOZE TALK! What's the difference between Bourbon, Scotch, Irish and Rye? Also, SEX ADDICTION! Real or myth? And, more with movie director, DJ Caruso, the man responsible for the greatest screen duo in film history, Al Pacino and Ralph Garman! 

THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, May 30th, 2018

Today's show: Director DJ Caruso talks about his "cult classic" film, THE SALTON SEA! It's ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! And, Roseanne self-destructs! BOOM!

THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, May 29th, 2018

Today's show: Welcome the new vice-host, Eddie Pence! An interview with exceptional movie director, DJ Caruso! And, the return of the BACHELOR(ette) REPORT! 

BONUS VIDEO! Justice League: A Call For Heroes!

The official "theme parks" correspondent of THE RALPH REPORT takes you on a guided tour of the brand new Justice League: A Call For Heroes exhibit at Madame Tussauds in Orlando, FL!

(The Vimeo password is: RalphLeague)

Happy Memorial Day, everybody!

The Garmans wish you a fun and safe holiday!

BONUS AUDIO!

The David Koechner interview, complete and uncut.

Damned tech issues today! We hear you ...

We have heard that some patrons of THE RALPH REPORT are having a hard time getting the podcast from their regular podcast app today, especially those using the iTunes app. This problem seems to be on the Apple end of things, so, there's little we can do from here, but Patreon is investigating.

In the meantime, you can try reloading your private RSS feed into your podcast app. Some folks are having success with that:

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THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, May 25th, 2018

Today's show: A look at the NFL's new rule with Jay Busbee from Yahoo Sports! What's in movie theaters this holiday weekend! Steve Ashton checks in from the UK! And, more with David Koechner!

THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, May 24, 2018

Today's show: A look behind the FOSTA and SESTA laws with sex worker activist, Elle Stanger! More bad kids' names! And, the spectacular David Koechner talks about ANCHORMAN and THE OFFICE! 

THE RALPH REPORT for Wednesday, May 23rd, 2018

Today's show: A new report from the UK with our correspondent, Steve Ashton! More from the talented and funny David Koechner! And it's another ONE-HIT WONDER WEDNESDAY! You can our THE RALPH REPORT Spotify playlist here:  http://sptfy.com/Eph

THE RALPH REPORT for Tuesday, May 22, 2018

Today's show: Superstar author, Brad Meltzer, talks about his new book, "I AM GANDHI"!  The debut of the new game, "Who Was Ralph on FAMILY GUY?"! And, more with actor extraordinaire, David Koechner!

THE RALPH REPORT for Monday, May 21st, 2018

Today's show: The TOP THREE THINGS Learned this weekend! A complete recap of the ROYAL WEDDING by the always funny, Steve Ashton! And, part one of an interview with the great DAVID KOECHNER!

May Livestream!

The Ralph Report May Live Stream!

Join us for the May Live Stream event for 3 and 4 Star Generals only! 

A RALPH REPORT REMINDER!

This Sunday there's a livestream video chat for 3 and 4 Star generals!

Hi boys and girls!

Don't forget there's a RALPH REPORT livestream event TOMORROW, Sunday, May 20th (at 12pm noon PST)!

Patreon and Crowdcast have teamed up to make it as simple as possible for you to join in!

Here is how you do it!

At 12:00 noon (PDT), I will make a post on Patreon, which will livestream through Crowdcast, and it will post to my Patreon feed. 

You will be ...

A quiet night at home ...

Just hanging with my friends Jack and Frank.

THE RALPH REPORT for Friday, May 18th, 2018

Today's show: A look at this weekend's NEW MOVIES! A visit from our UK correspondent, Steve Ashton! And, "Agent May" herself, the lovely and talented, Ming-Na Wen, drops by to talk about tonight's AGENTS OF S.H.I.E.L.D. season finale!

BONUS VIDEO! The Ralph Report Guide to The Royal Family (Part 2)

Well, the Royal Wedding is upon us! And, thanks to THE RALPH REPORT, you'll be able to impress your friends with your wide-ranging knowledge of the Royal Family! 

Here's PART TWO of your lesson, courtesy of our UK correspondent, Steve Ashton!

(The Vimeo password is ROYALS2)

Enjoy!

THE RALPH REPORT for Thursday, May 17th, 2018

Today's show: The top BABY NAMES for 2017! Will the SPICE GIRLS perform at the Royal Wedding or not?! And, meet the FURRIES!