Well, I don't see any reason not to trust them! 🤪
😂 Get ready for the Ambassadors, crew! As part of the latest goal to bring some help on board, I've been working with a few exceptional individuals to bring SpaceCorps to a wider audience (and help out any of you guys who don't count English as your first language!)
First congratulations go to the amazing Ambassador Mogu - who you can see over on Discord. He approached me with the
It's the Name Contest time again - and for new Captains and Majors, that's where the senior crew gets to weigh in with their ideas to name an important secondary character! 🎈
Meet the USS Mercury's resident SecuriCorps Constable. 👮🏻♂️ You'll have encountered this fellow before - in MC's fevered imaginings of gangbangs and sph, and the Know Your Alien leaflet from his childhood. So imagine the poor lad's shock when he realises this grumpy Volchak sex-pot is a fle...
2019-05-27 23:00:38 +0000 UTC View Post
So, having revealed my problems with animations in the last post, I'll move onto something that's going much, much better! 😊
The last Goal I achieved promised that I'd look at commissioning work from other artists and collaborating with other creators... and I've been working away pleading with my favourite CGI artists to come up with some images! 😎
So far I have three Yesses! (all amazing...) And I'll introduce you to them as and when they submit their pi...
Crapsticks 😬
So I've been doing some work on animation - part of the $1500 Goal - and I've had some issues. Check out this animation here to see what I mean: teen doggy-style. (and set it to loop!)
I think it looks pretty hot - but you can see some of the problems I've been having. A file size of 1.25GB for a 7 second clip is terrible 😂... I tried compressing but it...
2019-05-24 12:08:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Wooooo! Everyone's a winner! Except Ishaq! Who lost! 😂
But King of the Poll is Raz - leader of our band of Backcountry revolutionaries, and one big-cocked, bad-assed mutha with a plan! His Queen of the Poll is the lovely Fatima herself, making sure that he receives his victors reward in the traditional manner! 😉
Raafi and Shaafi put in a good showing - although it's weird that one has 34 points and one has 35... They're pretty similar looking! (ahem... looks round shiftl...
2019-05-22 00:02:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello all! 🖖🏻 So I put together a little information sheet on the Patreon Rewards that you're getting - to make sure that you've received everything you're entitled to... and to entice new crewmembers on board! 🤑
Probably a little messy - there's so much info to present and I'm no graphic designer! But... [clumsy segue alert] one of your fellow crewmembers is! 😀 Major RampantShadow has incredibly kindly designed a fantastic new SpaceCorps logo 2019-05-20 15:23:01 +0000 UTC View Post
The 📲PhoneJacked Gallery is out! It's completely weird and pointless. Yay! 🤑
WIN: PhoneJacked(176MB)
MAC: PhoneJacked(158MB)
(Let me know if you find the 🥚Easter Eggs! I hid them badly. Badly! 🤪)
2019-05-18 00:30:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Holy Moly! Those co-ed showers sure look awkward 😂
Well - this is a double celebration of the $2000 Goal and over 250 Patrons! 😁😁😁 I can't tell you how grateful and pleased I am for your support and belief in SpaceCorps… honestly, I'm just waking up with a great big smile on my face every morning knowing that you're are enjoying it so much that you're willing to help out!
But enough gush... Let's see... what ill-consid...
2019-05-14 22:44:31 +0000 UTC View Post
It's gone public! lol - the pic's not actually hugely representative of the whole update (although Lloricain is one of the sex scenes 😉) - it's just one of the only 3 pics in v0.2.3 that's doesn't breach Patreon's nudity rules 😂
🕸 DOWNLOADS:
For Windows(HD):
SpaceCorpsXXXv0.2.3-PCHD(5.3GB) (Google Drive)
Well, I burnt the midnight oil a little on this one... but it's up! 😀 Turned out to be rather bigger than expected - and, I think, better than I'd hoped! There are 390 extra pics (although some of those are just little changes to account for paths and choices etc.)
I'm happy (tired happy 🤪!) with it... There's lots of jokes, lots of porn, and a few new features I think you might find cool. (I'll be interested in hearing what you think about the new Faith and Obedience
Wow - this is by far the longest I've ever gone without posting on Patreon 😲(I'm kinda Jonesing, to tell the truth!) Anyhoo… I thought I'd better let you know that v0.2.3 will be released by the end of tomorrow (BST)! 🥳
I'm just wrapping up a few final edits and images as we speak - then some boring old testing and packaging stuff. The picture above is one of the few that didn't make it into the final work, but which I personally find pretty hot 🤤
2019-05-06 14:23:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Jokes aside - sorry for missing the deadline. v0.2.3 will be out in the first week of May, and I'll be much more disciplined with next month's release date.
To keep you in the loop, I hit a couple of roadblocks this update... I usually do, actually, but these were far more time-consuming than my contingency allowed for. Basically, I upgraded to the latest public build of Daz3D (the program where I create and render my images) and it caused a conflict with one of my assets. Unfo...
2019-05-01 02:26:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh dear - looks like RanliLabz has been wasting time making something mental instead of getting on with the update 🙄 (note: abashed RanliLabz refers to himself in the third person - one of the most annoying habits known to mankind).
PHONEjacked - a very mini minigame made entirely of porn and self-indulgent jokes will be hitting the cyber-shelves in the first week of May (available to Sergeants+). You're gonna be meeting a few new characters in the Xenobiolo...
2019-04-30 11:14:07 +0000 UTC View Post
To celebrate the addition of our 10th Major, I figured it was time to put another question to the High Command about game design. 😀 First up, though, it's been bugging me that Patreon removed the feature where you guys can see how many Patrons appear in each Tier a couple of months ago. I'm committed to total openness in the game - that's why I leave my monthly earnings up and don't lock up the game files like most devs - and I don't want you to think that it was ...
2019-04-28 10:38:19 +0000 UTC View Post
What a way to wake up! 😱
Since Ensign Artem suggested I show off some more male Daemon in the comments of the last pose, I figured I should introduce Ashmed'ai - Prince of Lust. (Ask and you may receive! 😂) This punk incubus will fuck and suck you dry, before condemning you to an eternity of delicious torment in his Hellish realm... which is obvious a bad thing. Obviously.
And yes - he does have two cocks 😉
2019-04-26 10:12:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Don't. Turn. Around.
Early Release 01.05.2019
2019-04-24 10:33:48 +0000 UTC View Post
“Good morning class. I’m Mz Sylvia Torquemada – High Moderatrix of the Haardnoks Trust and Safety Council – and please rest assured that today’s lecture takes place in a Safe Space, in which no-one will have to listen to any unpleasant or triggering content, or be exposed to any arguments or worldviews which they do not entirely agree with. There will be no tolerance for any racist, speciesist or sexist remarks – especially from the mos...
2019-04-22 12:13:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Hmmm... Not sure that those eggs look 100% safe 🐉🐉🐉
Happy Easter! (or whatever once-religious-now-primarily-chocolate-based festival you happen to celebrating this time of year).
love, RanliLabz 🧟♂️
2019-04-20 23:20:42 +0000 UTC View Post
Anna just got restyled!
This was a much tighter race than the Fatima Poll - with 3 very strong contenders for the crown... At the time the poll closed, Yoga and Trek stood at 12 votes each, but were just pipped to the post by the Marilyn with 14 votes (congratulations, Lt Mbahi - I know you were really gunning for that!) 😀
I'm very pleased with the Marilyn - I think it really suits her, and pushes her along the road to the SpaceCorps branch I was hoping for. I...
2019-04-19 10:49:09 +0000 UTC View Post
“Hello Class! I see we have rather a lot of new members this term – and a number of recently promoted Majors! Given the lack of available seating, some of you may have to double up… yes, Captain Sameer? Just sit on Captain Taylor’s lap, for Alpharia’s sake! I don’t care if something is sticking into your back! Oh for… Just get some tissues!
Right… well that’s not exactly how I expected to start the session… especially as the High Moderatrix of the Haardnoks ...
2019-04-14 15:12:39 +0000 UTC View Post
Okay - I'm terrible at Dev Diaries. The last (and only!) one was December 29th and I've been giving information as snippets in posts and comments ever since... I still want to do a proper one talking about the various inspirations that went into the game and some of the philosophy and psychology behind it, but I thought I'd better do a 'Future Plans' one to make sure everyone's in the loop 😀
Phase 1:
Like all evil geniuses, I like to s...
2019-04-12 11:55:49 +0000 UTC View PostWe just saw a little more of the Banu Safa - Fatima and her Backcountry brothers-in-arms - including some very steamy fantasies about their preparations to resist the Interstellar Union. But who would you like to see more of from this survivalist clan?
😬 Ahem... take note of the Patreon TOS when commenting about these particular comrades. And vote as many times as you like in this Poll! 😉
Live Free or Die Tryin'!
2019-04-10 17:48:20 +0000 UTC View Post
MC hoped no one had noticed his unfortunate reaction to the cheerleader's celebration bumps...
Another Goal achieved! 🥳 Well, I warned you another gusher was coming... you guys are the frickin' best! Reaching $1500 allows me to start cutting down on the day job to spend even more time on the game, and I've already started taking on less work 😊 This will be an on-going process as I wind down my current projects, going full time game dev when I reach the ne...
2019-04-08 10:30:15 +0000 UTC View PostMay Peace be upon you Crew! Time for the final Cadet Haircut poll in this round - giving Anna a new style (upstairs and down!) ✂✂✂
The rules are simple - one vote for her haircut, one vote for her pubes. Any additional votes will be discounted! Additionally, I will overturn democracy if the protest-vote options (K-Pop and J-Pop) win! 😂 However, you can win an extra vote by correctly answering the Anna-related questions I post in ...
2019-04-07 07:52:07 +0000 UTC View Post
"Pick up ze zoap, Major."
Meet Master Sergeant Helena "Höllenbrut" Köntlacker - named and inspired by Major Umbreeyoree over in the Hitchhiker's Guide channel on Discord. This is one tough bitch - raised on the Alpine planet Großeshartwald to a canon yodeller and a bird-washer, and forged in the heat of the Cervaxian War. After losing her fist to the hilt in the trenches of Szaffik 6, Köntlacker refused surgery and was fitted with an Exo-Arm complete with a range of 'useful...
2019-04-06 04:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Yaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy!!!!!!!
Time to gush more than a teenage girl at a One Direction concert! 😂 (Yes, all my pop-culture references are from over 5 years ago... 👴🏻 What in Tarnation are the young folksh lishening to theshe daysh?)
It constantly amazes me how generous you guys have been with your support, your advice and your ideas - and I genuinely can't believe that we've already cracked 200 Patrons in less than 4 months. Seriously! It hasn't even been 4 m...
2019-04-05 12:01:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Fatima's new haircut has been decided! 😁
The overwhelming winner of the Poll is Land of Kush - with 15 of the 51 votes cast and 3 of the 4 competition winner votes for a total 32.72% vote share. It absolutely trounced its nearest rivals Nightshade (8 votes) and Tiger, Tiger (7 votes).
I'm really happy with the choice (it was my vote too!). I think it's gorgeous - authentically racial (well, aside from being snow-white!) and it really balances out those big ol' tits and...
2019-04-04 12:37:38 +0000 UTC View Post
