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Photoshop can be hard work! 🍆😍

Since we reached our latest goal yesterday, I decided to splurge on the latest photoshop. It. Is. Awesome! I'll try not to get too geeky here 🤓, but my battered old free copy was adding a lot of extra work to the game - and not the fun part either). 

It didn't allow me to batch layer files, for instance, which meant adding each in and saving each out manually... a bit of a chore when you're dealing with a 1000-odd pics. The new version not only lets me do this ...

Gimme a G, gimme an O, gimme an A, gimme an L!...

GOALLLLL!!!!!

Looks like Sam's a fan of the new SpaceCorps Cheerleader squad... That's gonna make it awkward in the changing rooms!

Damn! 😍 I can't believe how amazing you guys have all been! Not even a month from release, and we've already reached our second goal of the game! I can't even begin to express how happy and grateful I'm feeling right now, so I'll let an emoji do it for me... 🤗

Some of the Patreon money's already gone towa...

Week 1 Lecture: The Planet Rowwwl

"Good morning, students! If everyone could put down their tablets and enter VR mode, we can get started... I said tablets down, Captain Alex!... Those porn games you youngsters are always playing aren't going anywhere...!

Ahem. Let us commence... I shall begin with a physics joke, as is customary amongst Humans. Then you will laugh - uproariously - or I shall mark you down for the whole term...

The Planet Rowwwl:

The Felinoid Planet Rowwwl ...

The Morning After the Night Before...

Man... have you ever had one of those crazy nights? You know the ones - where you wake up in someone else's house... bits of clothes missing... feeling like your head's full of rocks. At first you can't remember what you did the night before. Then it gets worse... you do! 😱

Have a great weekend, crew, and remember to stay safe... Or don't, if that's the way you like it! 😜

Poll: What attracted you to SpaceCorps?

Since the last poll was such a roaring success, let's have another! Captain Swiftnissity suggested that I ask what encouraged you to sign up - which I think will be a great way to find out where my focus should be, and hopefully get a good conversation started about the future!

Now feel free to vote for as many of the options below as you like (this one's more of a checklist than a ballot!)… And if you have other reasons for joining t...

First 50 Patrons!

😃A terrible joke about a terrible novel!😜

Wow... I can't believe we're already up to 50 crewmembers - we're getting a real community going on the good old USS Patreon! I'd like to offer a big welcome to our most recent recruits, and a warm embrace for our returning crew.

I also want to thank you guys so much for your support... Your willingness to back SpaceCorps is really driving me forwards, and your advice and suggestions have already helped make SpaceCorps a bet...

Poll Winners: Sam, MC & Fatima!

That Sam was always getting me into crazy situations... I remember when we went to Fatima's ranch out in the Backcountry... Somehow, Sam persuaded me to watch her getting changed for the sauna!

MC: "I can't believe you talked me into to doing this Sam! She could look round at any moment!"

Sam: "Just enjoy the show, dude!... Damn! That ass!"

⬇️ [See attachment for M/M version!] ⬇️

Captain's Name Contest: 'I'm a real boy now!'

Meet Mr Computer - our deranged Ship Computer's male alter-ego!

Growing more and more self-aware by the day, our two Computers feel it's time for a proper name of their own... but they need a little input from you, dear Captains.

Post your entries in the comments (or message me privately, if you prefer). You can have as many entries as you like  - but I'll weight it so that each Captain has an equal chance of...

Fix-Update v.0.1b Released!

Hey all, the v0.1b is now released! Hopefully this should be the definitive version of 0.1 - I've fixed any buys reported from the last update (and tested it sooo many times!). Since its just a fix, there's no new content - but I have added an option to enable/disable Sapphic (lesbian) content and  to enable/disable any fantasies where you dominate others (the Mr Nice Guy trait).

Assuming that I did manage to iron out all the 🐞bugs , the next update will be the major-up...

Favourite Cadet Poll Winners Announced!

Damn, that poll went well! Since nearly all you have now voted, I'll reveal that the winner is... Cadet Sam Sung of Branson's Landing! 

The cheeky rascal just managed to squeeze out our ginger protagonist MC by 13 votes to 12. The lovely Fatima was the top-rated female contestant, and the villainous Jared Cole Jr. languishes at the bottom of the table with a measly 2 votes. Take that, Cole! 😉

I'll be posting the p...

Professor Alpha would like a word...

Yes, she is wearing a chain-bikini teamed with a cardigan... Just because some cultures have religious dress-codes, doesn't mean they can't also get chilly. 😉 

My First Dev Diary!

Well! The last few weeks have been crazy... A first release, three minor updates, and an Xmas movie takes its toll! But it's been more than worth it when I look at the how well the game has been received – especially when I count in the brilliant feedback you guys have given me. (More please!)

One of those ideas – from the good Captain Swiftnissity – was that I start a dev-diary to keep you all up to date with what I'm up to. Never one to resi...

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Poll: Pick your Favourite Cadet

Boxing Day just ain't what it used to be...

'And the unknown challenger is down...! I haven't seen a match over this fast since the bloodbath between Glass-Jaw Joe Nakkurā and Lord Bagarok Doombringer…'

'Absolutely, Bob... and yet she's still punching him! I cannot believe that the Ref isn't stepping in to call the fight...'

'Shocking call, Frank... I saw the Ref heading into the bathroom with one of the Ring girls just after the ...