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Program Switch, page 29.

German steel loaded with American hollowpoints. Yep, that's not really cute.

How'd that song go, "Miiister Saturday Night Special....you got a barrel that's blue and cold....

You ain't good for nothin' 'cept putting a man six feet under the ground!"...

Darka, page 6.

Darka's highlights and whatnot are a lot of work to draw and shade. Maybe I should make my next porno story about albinos having an orgy.

    Anyway, it's done, so enjoy!

Saturday possibles: Bastards from Space!

Another sordid tale I've got scripted and laid out on the drawing paper (not to mention inked the first page), but never had the time to finish. 

   But if mares being ravished by inhumanly hung aliens is your thing, vote for this one to be completed!

The Mink in BUSTED, page 6

OK, no matter what I do, the page I'm trying to upload will not display. I'm gonna try posting it anyway, in hopes the glitch is in the upload display, not the actual posting.

   And if it does upload, it's Clifton, OK?  With an "f".

The Mink in Busted, page 5.

Live by the gun....

   In unrelated news, friends have been suggesting I switch to a monthly donation, rather than a per-page format. I dunno - I feel that the per-page format helps stave off laziness. If I don't post, I don't get paid.  And the "cap" on a patron's per-month donations seems to be working for those who only want to contribute a buck or two per month. Seems a case of "If it ain't broke, don't fix it". But if anybody has ideas and/or opinions to present on the subj...

The Mink in Busted, page 4.

I like the Savage Squirrel stories.  Good, clean, manly (well, squirrely) action-adventure. Gunfights, babes, crude jokes. If you don't like that, your last drops of testosterone must have run out.

   I think I just might make a new Savage story, in my copious free time....

Program Switch, page 28.

Careful there, Henry. The nature of reality is a rabbit hole that goes very deep indeed.

Darka, page five.

Here ya go, fresh off the drawing board! And I mean fresh - I only started inking it this morning. Looking back at the first page of this story, I see I started it in 2006. Ten years ago. What a difference a decade makes! I was a different man back then, in what now feels like a different era entirely.

Saturday Sampler: Wolfboy trilogy 2.

The splash page from the second Wolfboy story, just 'cause I had it to hand. If lots of wolf-on-horse (or horse on wolf, if you see it from that angle) action is your thing, vote for these gleefully smutty stories!

Saturday Sampler: The Wolfboy(s) trilogy.

So yes, I got these three stories laid out: In the first one, page one of which you see here, Selma drags Harri into the barn where she & her pals use him as a sex toy.

   In the second tale, Harri brings his pack to "get even" with Selma.

Third story, Selma spreads the word, and other mares give "Wolfpacking" a try. Harri and pals go along with it, because they're horny teens and, well, free sex with big busty girls!

The Mink in Busted, page 3.

I think that would be beautiful. But I'm not gonna blow up a pile of glass in Vegas just to confirm that.

The Mink in Busted, page 2.

Savage Squirrel is not one for half-measures.

The Mink in Busted, page 1.

Yes, I know it says Savage Squirrel at the top, there. Patience - the Mink will make her appearance when the plot is ripe.

Program Switch, page 27.

I made the mistake of Googling my name, the other night. By now, the first few pages of links that come up are galleries that offer pretty much everything I've ever posted or printed - for free.

   It made me even more grateful for my Patreon patrons. You folks don't have to be here - you could easily download my entire published output for nothing. Your contributions to my support are pure kindness. Just wanted to tell y'all how damn much I appreciate it.

   In a few...

Darka, page 4.

Sorry to post so late, but I had to draw this page, first. At least it's a healthier way to spend a Sunday morning than going to church....

Saturday Sample: The Erection that wouldn't Die!

Anybody remember Jim and Picca, of "The Collected Jim and Picca" fame? I like that couple. Wouldn't mind bringing them back for a story or two. Maybe even a book where they mostly act as narrators for a lineup of naughty stories, like the old EC comics Horror Hosts. I got Picca's favorite sex fantasy story already laid out, and it is quite politically incorrect.

    If that floats your boat, vote the Jim and Picca ticket when replacement Sunday strip time rolls around!

The Mink in Family, page 12.

And so, the conclusion. Next up, a tale of the Mink's violent little familiar, and how she saves his narrow buttocks. And then, guess whose big, curly-horned dome is popping up?

The Mink in Family, page 11.

We all live in our own little worlds. So being rudely thrust into another person's world, where none of our normal excuses and protective self-delusions apply - that can be quite a shock to the system.

The Mink in Family, page 10.

Hey, that's right - it's Monday! I should have posted this page this morning. Sorry - I'm cramming to finish this commissioned comic project I'm doing for the JPFO. It's only 24 pages, and wouldn't be a big deal if I hadn't had to re-draw it about 5 times over. I'm gonna be REAL glad to see the last of this one.

Program Switch, page 26

IS sex a sport? It's a vigorous physical activity that rewards teamwork, yes? The Brits' confusion seems excusable....

Darka, page 3.

That's the catch to being so hot that you can get pretty much anything or anyone you want, just by crooking your finger at 'em: Eventually, boredom sets in. Then you just might start searching for more extreme thrills....

Saturday Sampler - The Mascot.

I could have sworn I graytoned this page, about a decade ago. But searches of my 'puter turned up nothing, so I scanned the original inks again. 

    Anyhoo, this story is mostly an excuse for over-the top snugglebunnies. For me, an artistic challenge to have poles in holes in almost every panel, in an array of positions, "filmed" from all angles. If that's your thing, well, that's what it is. Solid sex, except for a wrap-up gag at the end.

The Mink in Family, page 9.

They say wealth can't buy happiness. All I ask is for a chance to prove it. The moolah from Patreon is an excellent supplement (THANK you!!), but still not enough to parole me from the day job grind. I'd need to roughly double my number of subscribers to be free to do nothing but art.

   But how do I do that? I believe I've mentioned my suckiness at marketing before. So I thought I'd ask the people who've already been taken in.....I mean, graciously allowed to become my patron: What ...

The Mink in Family, page 8.

In the end, it all comes out uneven. That's still no excuse for being a dick, though. The Universe needs no help in being unfair.

The Mink in Family, page 7.

That's a thing that always bothered me about tech-based supervillains: "If he marketed the technology he's using, he'd make millions - billions, even. But instead, he's using it to rob a bank in a city known for it's villain-stomping superheroes? Some genius!"

Program Switch, page 25.

Bringing pleasure to thousands (eventually millions)? Yeah, I'd say that's a damn respectable way to earn a living.

Darka, page 2.

Yep, running off in the middle of a tryst is just mean and disrespectful. But Karma will catch up to our thoughtless teen stallions, just you wait.

Saturday Sample: Warhorse, page 2.

I'm tossing in another page, just to make the concept of the story a little clearer. For a farce written by a pornographer, "Warhorse" has a surprising number of layers.

Saturday Sample: Warhorse.

This is another little idea I've been wanting to explore for Godnosehowlong. Ostensibly a comic farce, I'm throwing in a kitchen drawer's worth of parody, social criticism, science fiction, T&A and low, shameless gags that viciously mock our betters. A little bit of everything I like.

The Mink in Family, page 6.

Rackham's chickens come home to roost. Stay out of the slave trade, kids!