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The Mink in Shell Game, page 6.

"Thank god for arrogance, for it makes my enemies stupid". Not that Max is the Mink's enemy, exactly, but....it's complicated.

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The Size of it! page 14.

A guy's orgasm is pretty obvious - he spurts spooge out the end of his dick. Wish there was as clear a cartoon symbol for female orgasms. This is porn - everyone should be having clearly visible fun!

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Completely Wrong Icon

I think I already mentioned that me and a Pal are gonna be putting

together a 'zine debunking some of the popular nonsense of today?

Because frankly, pointing out to loons that they are full of bovine

excrement will never not be fun. And who knows, it may help a borderline

case pull their head far enough out of their ass to see daylight again?

   Anyway, here above you see the icon we'll use for claims that contain not even one small grain of truth.

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The Mink in Shell Game, page 5.

What's Max need to learn personal levitation for, anyway? Look at that schweet flying car he took off in. Some people are just never satisfied with what they have.

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The Mink in Shell Game, page 4.

What makes this tactic so effective is the rarity of people who deliberately make themselves look bad. The opposite is so much more common, there are image and ad industries built on it.

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The Mink in Shell Game, page 3.

I have to deal with people smarter than me more often than I really care to admit. There's an art to it. Just remember: EVERYBODY'S human.

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The Size of it! page 13.

OK, I'm being a little silly, here. And why not? We all could use a little silliness, these days.

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Worst plan ever.

Everybody sane wants guns out of the hands of murderous criminals and lunatics. But passing gun-grab laws only disarms the scrupulously law-abiding. Leaving them unable to shoot back, should they be attacked. Which suits authoritarians who regard the people as exploitable livestock very well, but I don't wanna go there (yet!). 

    Disarming the victims, while leaving aforementioned loons and criminals armed to the teeth, is kind of the exact opposite of what you want to happen....

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The Mink in Shell Game, page 2.

Ahh, what's life without friends? I'd be pretty far up a certain fecal creek without mine.

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The Mink in Shell Game, page 1.

Magic's sister, psychology, is not to be trifled with, either.

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The Mink in Titans, page 9.

Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely. Or so I'm told. I need more empirical data. Where can I get my hands on some real power....?

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The Size of it! page 12.

Sooo-domyyy....you may think it odd of me....Ahh, "Meet the Feebles" still lives in my memory. And speaking of good memories, it's been decades since I played with a water-rocket....

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Nature's plan for Karno.

The Saturday sketch - and in color, too! Sigh....it's been months (years?) since I doodled something just for fun. Which reminds me, I'm still taking suggestions for next Saturday's doodle. Hey, there's worse things in the world than free Karno art. So don't be shy with your suggestions, dear Patrons. I wanna keep y'all happy!

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The Mink in Titans, page 8.

That man is just after one thing.

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The Mink in Titans, page 7.

Being smarter than a, say, champion basketball player does not necessarily mean that I can learn to play basketball better than him.

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The Mink in Titans, page 6.

Smart is a power. And don't be so quick to assume you're the only witch around...

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The Size of it! page 11.

To be fair - if I had a choice between being shot in the balls with a high-energy stimulant ray, and porking Two-Ton Tina? I'd pork Tina.

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Tiny Caroline in Roslyn sample.

Oh right! It's Saturday - time to post the usual sample of what I'm up to. In today's case, I'm wrapping up the final pages of "Compacted!". This story will likely run in Big Willies #4, which I really have to get around to assembling soon.

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The Mink in Titans, page 5.

What Laura's practicing in front of the mirror in the first panel is also a magic of sorts. And it's been working on men for hundreds of thousands of years.

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The Mink in Titans, page 4.

I was going to make a joke here about NSA surveillance, but realized it would be inappropriate: For just one thing, this surveillance brought results.

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The Mink in Titans, page 3.

Patreon sez it's gonna pay me out $900 this month. Yay! Thanks, folks! That's only $100 short of the  grand a month goal. You know, the one where I start making animated sequences?

    Please spread the word about my Patreon page, so it'll get enough new patrons to climb above the $1000 level. I wanna see animated Mink cartoon shorts, too!

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The Size of It! page 10.

I think Tina's fears are overblown. Because realistically, how do you arrest a three-storey tall elephant? Even if she co-operates, you'll never get her in the squad car. Assuming she doesn't step on it and crush it flat.

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Tiny Caroline illustration.

So I'm drawing yet another "Caroline in Roslyn" story with my longtime collaborator, Corman. In this one, Carol gets shrunk instead of Paddy, for once. So she kills the time while waiting for her full size to return, by screwing Paddy's brains out.

    Hey, this is Roslyn. What else was gonna happen?

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The Mink in Titans, page 2.

Yeah, back when I first drew this, camera drones were science fiction. I think we're getting close with the optical camo field, too.

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The Mink in Titans, page 1.

And yes: One day, I'll post the pages showing the "interesting experience".

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The Mink in Choices, page 8.

Ooo! A cliffhanger!

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The Size of it! page 9.

Being rewarded works - I'm actually staying on a regular schedule with my comics, for once!

    Which reminds me: If you signed up to be my patron recently, but will be donating $3.00 or more this turn of the month, please send me your shipping address at Kjartana@comcast.net , so I can get your minicomics reward to you, OK?

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Illustration #2 for Elfmilk.

Woo hoo! Today's been a LONG one. Up at 6 AM to paint the bare wood bits the roofers left behind. By 8 it was already too hot to be working outside.

   Then shower, breakfast, housechores. Then over to a friend's house to help him out. His knees are shot, so someone has to help with the heavy lifting.

   Then home again, home again for dinner and D&D. And now, finally, there's a free moment to post on Patreon. The above is one of ten illustrations I just compl...

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The Mink in Choices, page 7.

I love that last panel - feels like I captured Carol perfectly. And perfection is a rare experience for this cartoonist.

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The Mink in Choices, page 6.

Give Savage credit for this much, it doesn't even occur to him to try to lie about what happened.

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