Goons do Dante, page 29.
I feel a certain kinship with Nimrod. A creative, a builder, but the Mods, I mean Gods, shat all over his efforts, and then punished HIM for the mess.
2023-07-22 19:07:26 +0000 UTC View Post
I feel a certain kinship with Nimrod. A creative, a builder, but the Mods, I mean Gods, shat all over his efforts, and then punished HIM for the mess.
2023-07-22 19:07:26 +0000 UTC View Post
Bauer seems to have a talent for getting things ALMOST right.
2023-07-21 16:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
I doubt Mink would appreciate being cast in the role of the Gestapo.
2023-07-19 20:26:28 +0000 UTC View Post
Dunno what to say about this. Big tits, big dicks, big fun!
2023-07-16 20:23:56 +0000 UTC View Post
Reems gets down to business!
2023-07-16 20:20:34 +0000 UTC View Post
The Goons' villains are not one-sided. They can do any and all kinds of caddery and naughtiness!
2023-07-15 22:42:04 +0000 UTC View Post
This is where I usually apologize for posting so late - but I spent the entire morning bedridden, in the good company of my wife - so no, I'm not sorry at all.
As for the Mink - be very careful, Ms. Waller. These yahoos may look like a joke to you, but you ARE playing with fire.
2023-07-14 21:11:43 +0000 UTC View Post
In actual fact, Mink visited that burn ward because knowing healing spells and never using them seemed pointless. But the Neo-Nazis are more likely to accept a cynical take on those events?
2023-07-12 16:53:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Huh - the front page is not displaying the pictures I'm posting. But when I click the blank space with the magnifying glass, the picture pops right up, so it's there - just not displayed on the front page. I have no idea what to do about this glitch. Patreon effectively has no help desk.
Do any computer-savvy folks among my readers have an idea as to what I can do about this? If so, please speak up!
2023-07-10 15:11:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Big tits should be put to good use!
2023-07-09 18:36:38 +0000 UTC View Post
So what do you say, punters? Should FPC be the Sunday p0rn for the foreseeable future?
2023-07-09 18:33:06 +0000 UTC View Post
I realize this page is more bathetic than funny. But keep in mind, this is a pastiche, not the "real thing". I am not Spike Milligan, gods rest his soul. And it's not like he didn't slip a few of his "issues" into his scripts.
But I love the Goons, and want to keep them in the world, albeit as funny-animals. You take what you can get?
2023-07-08 16:45:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Sorry this is posted late. Me & Traci decided to celebrate our anniversary by hiking up Mt. Lemmon, as any normal couple would do. But inexplicably, we then walked back down into the brutal 106 degree heat. Daisy came along, but even she was feeling the strain 'round the end of the hike.
As for the above, if you find yourself on the world stage, check yourself for red rubber noses and floppy clown shoes. There's all KINDS of players on that big ol' stage.
2023-07-07 20:21:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Yeah, they ARE worlds better off with the Mink. That's something that's always puzzled me about the Neo-Nazis' leadership: If you're smart enough to gain wealth and influence, to become a leader of men.....how are you at the same time dumb enough to become a Nazi?
2023-07-05 16:43:11 +0000 UTC View Post
English has been around for awhile, and a lot has been said in it. But I still claim I'm the first to write the first sentence in Mink's top-left thought balloon and mean it literally.
I'm slowly recovering from the vacation. I still have a stack of chores to do, but by now, I can see over the top of it.
2023-07-03 19:00:39 +0000 UTC View Post
Apparently the first time those massive dragon titties have been fucked?
2023-07-02 19:26:35 +0000 UTC View Post
What the heck, let's finish the FPC story for Sunday Porn.
But our consultant needs to work on his sales technique: There's an important difference between giving a potential client a taste of your product, and ramming it all down their throats.
2023-07-02 19:22:47 +0000 UTC View Post
The descent is successful, but Greenslade seems to find something suspicious about Hell's Monster of Fraud?
2023-07-01 17:32:28 +0000 UTC View Post
If you wanted to be welcomed where the cool kids gather, Mr. Bauer, you shouldn't have become a Nazi.
2023-06-30 16:03:47 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm back in Tucson after a GREAT road-trip-to-beautiful-national-parks vacation. Alas, the air-conditioning is out in the house, so all the plans I had for getting right back to work are derailed by 112-degree noonday heat. I've had heat-stroke, and it wasn't fun. Hopefully, the repairman will show up late today.
But I got the above scanned and gray-toned in the relative cool of the early morning. Murphy never sleeps, but there are often workarounds.
2023-06-28 15:23:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Jenny is quickly catching onto the little details of her job. She might have a permanent position if she keeps this up....
2023-06-26 15:32:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Robustly rogering a huge dragon is not a job for the weak!
2023-06-25 15:37:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Don't take a salesman's word for it - ask for your free sample!
2023-06-25 15:30:01 +0000 UTC View Post
He does! It's bumping against the bottom of his desk.
2023-06-23 15:36:00 +0000 UTC View Post
All characters portrayed in this entirely imaginary cartoon are over the age of eighteen. In fact, since I'm the author and copyright holder of this nonsense, I could claim they're centuries-old immortals, and that would have to stand as fact. Move along, trolls and outrage-addicts. There's nothing for you here.
2023-06-21 15:31:00 +0000 UTC View Post
I think I finally found a story to fill the gap while I'm on vacation (this is scheduled ahead of time - sure hope I'm still out there havin' fun when this page appears!).
"Female Pleasure Consultant" is a spin-off from the Program Switch world (the cutesy Toon world where sex is a new invention). I wasn't sure it was safe for Patreon (the Anti-sex League has been growing in power). So I tried to make it a private subscription....But that experiment failed miserably. I...
2023-06-19 15:33:00 +0000 UTC View Post
A Magic Pager! The booty call has been around for a long time.
2023-06-18 15:37:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Although now it would say "You don't need the Internet to have fun". Heh! Since I make my living off the Internet, maybe I'm cutting my own throat here, but I stand by my claim: A little imagination goes a long way.
2023-06-18 15:34:01 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm-a gonna let you guys in on a little secret: I'm on vacation, and have been since June 5th. Touring the country with the good wife, and finally getting some rest and recreation. Good gods, but I needed me some of that!
So I've been scheduling these pages to appear ahead of time. But I just now ran out of fresh Mink pages. I'll be doodling some more on the trip (which I'll possibly be back from next week), but right now.....Well, did I ever include this page from "Re...
2023-06-16 15:44:01 +0000 UTC View Post