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BEDLAM, part 22.

Guys can get away with being more utilitarian than beautiful. As Red Green was wont to say, "If the ladies don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy."

Here there be Dragons 2, page 11.

And after the pain of a paid-for Sunday Pron page, be soothed by a free installment of dragon laying - where Zashy gets Gustav good & ready!

Short strips from the Cock Farm.

Well, the big commission that's been breaking my back for the last 3 months is finally done. But I still haven't recovered enough to get "Lily" moving again, so in the meanwhile, here's some short subjects from the cock farm. Enjoy!

Goons do Dante, page 16.

Yeah, yeah, you all saw this gag coming. I still think it's funny.

BEDLAM, part 21.

Dishonesty in my business?? I'm shocked! SHOCKED, I tell you!

Yep,I'm posting this a little late in the day. Had to give an old pal a lift to MallWart to score some groceries before his food allotment evaporated at the end of the month. Ain't it fun to live at the mercy of the State?

BEDLAM, part 20.

Yeah.... the Mink really enjoys coming up with scarier faces. We all need a hobby?

BEDLAM, part 19.

Tossing a rude receptionist out of a second story window may seem a trifle harsh. But Leynisevich had entirely too many dealings with this exact type of arrogant punk during his years as a cop. His patience with them ran out long ago.

....And you can tell Horcha is the big boss because his tracksuit is the shiniest.

Here there be Dragons 2, page 10.

Zashi's having fun, playing with her toys.

Two Ton Tina "The Admirer" pg. 10 pencils.

And since I'm on a Golden Moldies kick today anyway, here's the pencils for a page from a commissioned Two Ton Tina story. I like the occasional peek behind the magic, don't you?

HyperGym one-pager.

I just couldn't squeeze out the time to draw a new page for this Sunday, so a Golden Oldie will have to take it's place for the Sunday Porno slot. But I should be back in business for next Sunday, knock on wood!

Goons do Dante, page 15.

The guards' uniform would probably be more impressive if it was all on one guard.

BEDLAM, part 18.

Yeah....telling Lukázh Leynisevich and the Faltown Angel to get lost will totally work, I'm sure.

BEDLAM, part 17.

It's much easier to make yourself look bigger - padding, lifted shoes & such - than it is to make yourself look smaller than you really are. Unless you "cheat" with magic.

BEDLAM, part 16.

To Laura, money is a tool - something you use to accomplish a necessary task. Having piles of it sitting around, just for the sake of it being there, would strike her as weird and pointless.

Here there be Dragons 2, page 9.

Going inside dragons is not for wimps...

Lily,page 18.

I think I felt just the slightest touch of the furnace-breath of burnout on the back of my neck. It's not here yet, thank goodness - but maybe I should make sure it doesn't get any closer. So if my posting schedule gets a little looser in future, be assured it's for a good cause: Lounging about in the name of less stress.

Goons do Dante,page 14.

"Hideous demons come to make everything horrible" is gonna be my new go-to phrase when dealing with hostile bureaucrats.

BEDLAM, part 15.

Didya forget you'd hired a detective to find the dealer in the scrolls looted from the stronghold? Leynisevich checks in with results.

BEDLAM, part 14.

Use my vast wealth and power for good? What a bizarre idea! But hey, I'll try anything once.

BEDLAM, part 13.

Looks like Mink called it. Here comes trouble!

Here there be Dragons 2, page 8.

Not QUITE what "giving head" means, Zashy.

Lily, page 17.

Yes, Berry - these aristocrat types have been known to be selfish.

Goons do Dante, page 13.

Are you having a bad day? As bad as an old pervert blowing huge, steaming lumberguffs down the back of your neck, so your friends can ride you deeper into Hell? No? Then maybe your day isn't as bad as all that.

   And while I appreciate Gintype-Synne's rare urge to help - if you're going to use Moriarty as an oar, you could have used him feet first, just as easily?

BEDLAM, part 12.

Mink knows there is no hiding from Murphy. We all just have to deal.

BEDLAM, part 11.

A poor inbred degenerate is a hillbilly, a rich inbred degenerate is an aristocrat. Be careful not to get them mixed up.

BEDLAM part 10.

Yeah, the cup just slows things down.

Here there be Dragons 2, page 7.

Insert required "really getting into it" pun here.

Lily, page 16.

This was supposed to be a filler until I could get "Warhorse" rolling, but now it's becoming an epic of it's own. I gotta get my Muse to shut up, sometimes. But to be fair, I haven't actually gotten Warhorse started yet, so this lil' saga is still doing it's job.

Goons do Dante, page 12.

There's a lesson for you, kids - Never accept unlicensed boulders from strange women, especially if you're a sailor.

BEDLAM part 9.

The male mind has it's hard-wired priorities...