Karno

Meat on her Bones, page 30.

Reacher lives in a world designed for people a foot shorter than him.

All the Little Witches, part 4.

Misdirection and magic go together like pork and beans.

All the Little Witches, part 3.

Savage has gotten a lot more headline ink than Mink has. It's not an entirely unreasonable assumption.

   And that solar-powered penthouse reminds me, I gotta get moving on some solar panels for the house. Not taking advantage of all that free power shining down on us is just dumb.

All the Little Witches, part 2.

Seems Mink is getting more use out of that "Giant Glamour" trick from the Yule Spirits episode.

Livestock, page 3.

Whoops, almost forgot dessert!

BIGGER, page 1.

OK, I got started on the layouts of "Little Red Clitoral Hood", a Program Switch story where Henry plays the woodsman in a charming little film for all ages. All ages in the Program Switch world, that is - here, it would be called hardcore p0rn.

    But I'm drawing it in full color, so it's gonna take awhile to complete (not to mention, I'm churning out a new Mink saga). So to buy time (why am I always short of it??), I'm running a commissioned story, "BIGGER", in th...

Meat on her Bones, page 29.

Dr. Jeter is a respectable Southern woman, and does not share her sleeping quarters with lustful brutes. But it seems Reacher anticipated this, and got two cabins.

All the Little Witches, page 1.

New story! On a whim, I colored in the title page. Been awhile since I did anything on a whim. I'm getting too grown up, is the problem. Dunno why - I'm only 55 and a half, a fine-cheeked fella in the first flush of youth. Maybe it's my diet?

Jobs, page 4.

I miss the Zonies. I had fun with 'em. But times and people change.

   Anyhoot, the first page of the new Mink opus should be going up on Friday. Wish me time!

Jobs, page 3.

Could Kano have found his niche in life??

Livestock, page 2.

Lively livestock! And yes, everyone involved is well over whatever the age of consent is in your jurisdiction. These are imaginary characters (had a chat with any anthropomorphic farm animals, recently?) - cartoons - and have whatever age the cartoonist says they do. GODS, I'm tired of trolls.

Big Enough, page 15.

And that wraps up that'n. What next? Teeka? I got this story from the Program Switch world, where Henry plays the part of the woodsman in a film production of Little Red Riding Hood ("Golly, grandma, what an enormous erection you have!"). 

   And there's this utterly p*rnographic tale I've thumbnailed of Maid Morian and the Horny Men of Sherwood Forest. As before, if you have a strong preference, let me know what it is.

Meat on her Bones, page 28.

Jimmy Quick jimmies quickly.

And for those raised in the celphone era: Long-distance calls, especially via payphone, used to be quite expensive.

Jobs, page 2.

AHEM!

Jobs, page 1.

Well, the votes are tallied and the Mink wins handily. I'll get started on "All the Little Witches" - as soon as my schedule is clear. Seems the Florence Project isn't QUITE finished yet. And obviously I need some time to actually draw the first few pages of the Mink story. So here's the shortest Zonies tale I could find, to fill in before Little Witches starts next week.

The Ass-kicking Contest, page 14.

According to the votes I got in, the winner was WULF, but only barely. Bojo and Buzz were very close also-rans. Huh - according to the date, I drew & published this 9 years ago. Almost a decade! Time's going weird on me.

   So what should I run next? The new Savage Squirrel story I keep meaning to get around to illustrating? Or the sweeping Mink saga, "All the Little Witches"? A new Teeka tale? Maybe a visit to the Program Switch world? So many choices, once I'm out o...

Livestock, page 1.

And for Sunday dessert, we start up one of the very first Cock Farm stories!

Big Enough, page 14.

You didn't forget that this story started out as Jim and Picca watching a porno tape, did you?

   And yes, Picca is very much a grown-up. She's around thirty - works as a vice-president of broadcasting at a big corporation. Okay, trolls and NPCs?

Meat on her Bones, page 27.

Right now, I'm finishing the art for the last three legal guides I'm illustrating for the Florence Project, desperately trying to get 'em in before the final fuck-you deadline of August 1st. Alas, that means I've neglected everything else, including the Patreon Perks. So the Perks for June might not be mailed 'till August.

   I know I've been late with Perks before - sometimes they arrived in the second month, but I've always managed to at least mail 'em out within the ri...

The Ass-kicking Contest, page 13.

It's the last kicks, and the boys are getting extreme!

The Ass-kicking Contest, page 12.

This was drawn back when being a gaping, inflamed asshole in national media was unusual. I hate the "new normal".

The Ass-kicking Contest, page 11.

Running this story is giving me nostalgia. Even as little as ten years ago, this was a different world.

Hard at Work!

And so he is! Sorry this post is so late in the day - I was at the gun show all morning. But anyway, here's "dessert", and it's in color today!

Big Enough, page 13.

That goes without saying, surely?

Meat on her Bones, page 26.

People generally co-operate with a seven foot carnivore, but politeness and a few dollars usually make 'em like it.

The Ass-kicking Contest, page 10.

Even for a small and silly endeavor like my cartooning, fans matter. A lot. Thanks, folks!

The Ass-kicking Contest, page 9.

Yeah, who DOES name their kid after ass-sex fallout? Creepy.

The Ass-kicking Contest, page 8.

Like I said - no sexism!

Cock Farm, page 6.

I like dogs and horses. And because I'm also a dirty old man, these kind of stories happen.

Big Enough, page 12.

Another pussy-pounding, followed by a massive blast of spooge. It seems Till is a man of simple tastes who knows what he likes. And lookie, Dale is having a series of orgasms. She's no slouch in bed, either.