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Children of their Fathers, part 58.

Yeah, Sherman hasn't won his congressional seat yet, but since everyone's talking like he already has, it's a good bet that he will.

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Children of their Fathers, part 57.

Ah well. Eventually, Patreon will release my money, right? On that optimistic assumption, I resume posting.

   And yes, this post is Patrons Only because of a half-hidden hint of a nipple.....but I've ranted about the ridiculousness of that before.

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Stiffed again.

  So I was checking my Patreon to see what the month's score was. It was zero - all I got was yet another automated Bot-message:


"While your page is being reviewed, you can continue all normal activity on Patreon except for paying out your creator balance.

   In order to keep creators safe, Patreon restricts the ability for creators to payout their creator balance once suspicious activity has been detected on their account. In addition to restricting ...

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Princes, page 5.

Yup, that would sweeten MY mood....

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Genre Control, page 4.

Yeah, I know the big-ass flash unit on top of the reporter's camera is obsolete now, but it's FUNNIER than a dinky electronic flash, darn it!

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Stories, page 14.

You know in the movies where the hero can avoid the effects of an explosion by running away from it, often as not in slow motion? That doesn't work in real life.

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Children of their Fathers, part 56.

Once again, teamwork wins.

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Children of their Fathers, part 55.

Swarmed by rats! Even a power-suit that makes you stronger than all of them put together won't help, if they have knives, icepicks and hot sauce.

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Children of their Fathers, part 54.

Late in the day again, but at least it's still Monday, yes?

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Princes, page 4.

Lead around by the dick, literally. Don't slap a nice peasant girl with your dong, unless you have the balls to back it up.

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Genre Control, page 3.

Fresh from pen and Photoshop, here's Sunday's helping of Genre Control - enjoy!

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Stories, page 13.

This is the key page of the Herman Orca saga - the first one I drew, in an old school notebook. The rest of the story, forwards and backwards, grew out from here.

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Children of their Fathers, part 53.

The fight between the power-suit gorilla and Happy Jack continues, much to the chagrin of one of the invited alcoholics. Nooo! Not the champagne fountain!

   Full page today, to make up for it's lateness in the day. But with any luck, I should be able to catch up on my arting over the weekend. Is that an odd emotion? "Yay, the weekend is here! Now I can FINALLY get some WORK done!"

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Children of their Fathers, part 52.

How much time you need and how much time you get often don't seem to be even remotely related.

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Children of their Fathers, part 51.

Ahhhh! Back to the good ol' comforting guard-knocking, safe-cracking and mecha-fights.

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Princes, page 3.

Dogorn. Dogorn brewed that potion, if there's any doubt.

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Genre Control, page 2.

Aaaand it's back to the Patrons Only "Adult" rating....

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Stories, page 12.

BOOM! Herman's rat instincts seem to have served him well, once again.

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Princes, page 2.

Woo Hoo! Patreon is working again! So the (what should have been) Sunday page is promptly followed by the traditional Teeka page. Enjoy!

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Genre Control, page 1.

Been trying to upload this page for about a week, now. Trying again....

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Frozen page.

I've been trying to upload comix pages, but all I get is "Something went wrong with your request. Please try again". Man, I hope my page hasn't been sabotaged by some sniggering troll. That would be quite the revoltin' development.
   There's an idea for Patreon: An open line of communication for Creators, so issues like this could be solved in minutes, rather than days. I’ve been e-mailing their (No) Help Desk daily f...

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Stories, page 11.

Yeah, "Sarge" is clearly NOT a trained soldier.

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Children of their Fathers, part 50.

Sherman did not become the undisputed leader of a gang of toughs just by asking nicely.

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Children of their Fathers, part 49.

Now now, don't panic. Security guards hired by criminal oligarchs are known for their reasonableness, yes?

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Children of their Fathers, part 48.

OK, I'm back from climbing mountains for no rational reason. First time I got up so high that oxygen deprivation became a problem. But what a view!

   I just drew this, and I know it's posted a bit late, but at least it's still Monday.

   Oh, and the "Genre Control" story is looking like the new Sunday Smut winner. Goody! I'll get started on'm right away.

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Princes, page 1.

And as iron tradition demands, a free Teeka page after the Sunday smut. Enjoy!

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Sunday story poll, entry 3: The Genre Control.

"The Genre Control" is basically six pages of pure goofery (with a little sex, thanks to the "Porno" genre button). If cheap laughs are your thing, vote for this'n!

OK, that's the top 3 ideas for consideration. Vote in the comments section, private message, or e-mail. Karno accepts any form of communication from fans - but the comments section is probably easiest.

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Sunday story poll, entry 2: Warhorse.

"Warhorse" is a much more cheerful huge horse cock in tight MILF twat type story. It's basically relentless mockery of the military-industial-media complex, with sex, violence, high drama and low humor throughout.

   I liked it much better than "The Chain" (I particularly liked the scene with the Last of the Dog Soldiers), but never got beyond a few pages of pencils, 'cause I suspected if I got started on this story, it would go on for hundreds of pages.

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Sunday story poll, entry 1: The Chain.

So today, I'm posting my top three potential Sunday stories for my kind Patrons to vote on. Which story would you most like to see finished?

  Number 1 is "The Chain". It started out as an excuse to draw huge horse cock deep in tight teen twat, but then evolved into a rather sad story of two lonely, damaged people desperately clinging to each other for a spark of human warmth in a cold world. I never finished it because I couldn't think of an ending that wasn't downright depressing.<...

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Stories, page 10.

Give Marcus credit for this much: He leads from the front.

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