For some reason I thought I was out of the "old" Program Switch pages, so I've been sweating all morning to complete page 35 - but we still have pg. 34 to go. Whoops!
Not that that's a bad thing - now I have next Sunday's page ready to go. Program Switch is back and naughtier than ever!
2016-05-29 22:50:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey hey! A fella finally cashed in their "accumulated $200" commission credit! I won't name and shame 'em (some people are shy), but if the commissioner wants to be known, they can reveal themselves in the comments section, OK? I find this rather cute & harmless, myself, but you never know what circumstances people are living in. There might be Puritans in the house. Or dragon-haters. Who knows?
So I don't want to make my beloved Patrons' lives any harder than they have to be,...
2016-05-29 00:44:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Yep. Any woman who knowingly hangs out with Savage Squirrel likes de bad boys.
2016-05-27 17:19:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Those of you who have been Patrons long enough to have gotten the Patreon-perk 'zine with the "PeRkS" story, will recognize Happy Jack at the bottom, there: "BUSTED" is the story that immediately preceded said "PeRkS".
2016-05-25 16:49:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Yeah, that was a little creepy. I don't blame Det. Ruggles at all for his negative opinion of the experience.
2016-05-23 15:06:42 +0000 UTC View Post
And as sunset follows sunrise, so the Sunday "dessert" strip follows the main posting. Sure didn't take long for Teeka's quest to go x-rated. I suspect the wizard of being a perv.
2016-05-22 15:16:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Next-to-last of the "old" pages - I'm quite enjoying sketching out the new ones. Making the visitor to the cutesy cartoon world a horndog, rather than a violent type was the right decision. This story is lots more fun to write and draw than some mindless slaughter.
2016-05-22 15:11:47 +0000 UTC View Post
I drew the above strip the other day, just for my own amusement! Wow, it's been WAY too long since I last did that.
I'm thinking that until I get the Cartoon History of Iceland decrypted (Most of the old pages are in an obsolete QuarkXpress format that nobody I know can open), I'll keep the Saturday Patreon just for fun. New stuff I've doodled, old stuff I've found, and of course, Patreon rewards.
You guys see the note I got up on my profile page, w...
2016-05-21 16:46:47 +0000 UTC View Post
What a burn! He totally got you, dude!
2016-05-20 16:34:01 +0000 UTC View Post
The little number two in Det. Ruggles' thought bubble at the bottom there means "squared", in case you're not well versed in fecal math.
Artistically, there's quite a lot going on at Casa Karno these days. I'm looking forward to showing it all off, when it's finally ready. Yes, creating art is fun in and of itself - but so is presenting it to an appreciative audience: "Lookie, I made that! Isn't it neat?"
Which reminds me - Yet again, thanks for being my suppor...
2016-05-18 15:32:46 +0000 UTC View Post
You need strong bones for a romantic relationship with Savage Squirrel.
2016-05-16 15:23:49 +0000 UTC View Post
The new "Sunday dessert" strip debuts: Teeka, the brave little bunny. At a weekly posting rate, I got a couple-3 years' worth of her adventures. And who knows, I might be inspired to pen some new ones!
2016-05-15 14:05:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Progswitch moves up to the top slot at last. I'm looking forward to drawing new pages for this story. It's porn, sure, but I quite like the story behind it. And it is very much CARTOON porn!
2016-05-15 14:00:51 +0000 UTC View Post
This is another story I laid out from start to finish during my passage thru durance vile. It starts out as a porno story, and then segues into a love story, complete with a wedding at the end.
What can I say? Deep down, the shameless pornographer is a romantic?
Oh yeah, and sorry for the quality of the scan. This was doodled with a hard-lead pencil stub on very thin paper.
2016-05-14 16:34:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Like most competent detectives, Scott is a perceptive man. But when your perceptions tell you something your worldview deems impossible, then what? Rationalizations to the rescue?
2016-05-13 14:55:53 +0000 UTC View Post
"Oh Kettle! Thou art black!" exclaimed the Pot.
2016-05-11 16:01:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Seems the Mink picked herself a familiar with lots of backstory.
2016-05-09 17:10:27 +0000 UTC View Post
Belief has power, even in our high-level (I assume) reality. And in a lower, simplified reality? It's practically magic!
2016-05-08 14:47:39 +0000 UTC View Post
....And that wraps up "Punishment by Horsecock" (Google it - it was a real punishment, back in the dark ages. If you're into sick and twisted stuff, history has you covered!). Next Sunday, Program Switch moves into the top slot. And ProgSwitchs' place gets taken by....well, I have a story in mind, but as always, I'll listen to suggestions. I'm trying to keep y'all happy, here!
2016-05-08 14:41:37 +0000 UTC View Post
The rest of the stories are about Joe Skugs' long, painful struggle back to a "normal" life. He creates the Avenger persona (a masked vigilante) to disconnect his civilian identity from any illegal and/or violent acts he must perform to achieve his goal.
And he gets there, he more or less makes it to the good life before his harrowing fall from grace.
But hey, he's got the hide of a rhino and the strength of a gorilla. Even in federal prison, nobody's going to g...
2016-05-07 15:30:32 +0000 UTC View Post
How could I have forgotten this one? I was obsessed with this character for years.
In 1988, a paranoid scientist tries to create a man immune to radiation, so that humanity may survive the nuclear war he was convinced was coming.
The first treatment goes disastrously wrong. The unwilling guinea pig, lab assistant Jonathan Scuggins, is left mutilated and insane in the burning ruins of the laboratory.
2016-05-07 15:21:00 +0000 UTC View Post
For a skinny little dude, Savage sure has some impressive women looking out for him.
2016-05-04 14:32:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Rumbolt's from another Savage story, "The Fix". He's the cop in charge of not catching Savage Squirrel. Seems ole SS is good for the economy, and the moneyed elites that rule Faltown really like that.
2016-05-02 15:07:08 +0000 UTC View Post
Enter the big man. Could it be Darka is not genuinely in love with our boys?
2016-05-01 15:41:28 +0000 UTC View Post
It occurs to me that "Punishment by Horsecock" is not Jack and John's first rodeo. They first appeared in "Play nice with Barbie", and they are the heroes of the above descriptively named story.
So if you want to see the lustful young stallions fill the orifices, I mean needs, of Miz Gylta and her daughter in no uncertain terms, then vote for Buggery!
2016-04-30 15:28:33 +0000 UTC View Post
The plot being established, enter our heroine!
2016-04-29 16:44:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Being a honest cop in Faltown, one of the most corrupt places in American political history, is.....complicated. But Detective Ruggles, seen above here, does what he can.
2016-04-27 14:32:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Aw man, what a day. Bit of a stressor. S'why I'm posting at 8 PM instead of AM. But at least I got the Monday strip posted, belatedly as it may be.
2016-04-26 03:20:56 +0000 UTC View Post
