I finally got a notification that my mic has begun its journey, so next week I'm gonna be testing it out and learning all about proper ASMR!
I've gotten some suggestions for nail tapping (which gives me an excuse to do my nails again lol) and I'm obviously gonna do some regular roleplays but moving from ear to ear, but if there are any ideas you might have or perhaps past audios you'd like to hear redone this way, please let me know!
2022-07-08 18:07:22 +0000 UTC
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This is a 10-part SFW audio series I've been planning for a couple of months (but never had the time to write the scripts).
This series will be kept exclusive to Patreon!
The premise?
A deep space mission goes horribly wrong and a beautiful astronaut finds herself crash landed on an alien planet. Ever the explorer, she sets off to find help - and finds more than she ever thought po...
2022-07-08 02:59:19 +0000 UTC
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2022-07-06 16:08:07 +0000 UTC
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Ok yeah that exit comment really hurt my feelings, but they have a great point!
Why am I making free audios at all?
Why am I bothering with it when I could paywall everything?
And then it hit me - most of you came from YouTube. And in that respect, yes - all my SFW content IS available for free. I haven't made any exclusive SFW audios - to be honest I tried it once and didn't get much interaction on it so I wasn't sure anyone would WANT exclusive SFW audios. All my exclusives are...
2022-07-06 04:12:29 +0000 UTC
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I sell my Patreon audios on Gumroad, and give free codes for download to you guys only, but I'll stop doing that now - no more free download benefits for anyone anymore.
I have over 80 exclusive audios across 6 tiers, and those audios have never been posted anywhere else. Please message me so I can refund and block you for being so rude.
Thanks.
A
2022-07-06 03:44:18 +0000 UTC
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Get it get it
2022-07-05 22:07:11 +0000 UTC
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I've sliiiiiightly redesigned my thumbnails for July - still keeping the beautiful ladies vibes obviously but I changed my font a bit and I think they look really clean. So I figured I'd share them with you guys (and give you a sneak peek at the script fills I'm doing this month too!)
I realized that I missed an audio last month (I swapped the catboi catcher in for a planned goth girlfriend audio) so I'm keeping the idea and adding it to the August lineup instead!
I'm REALLY looki...
2022-07-05 03:19:39 +0000 UTC
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SOUNDGASM | No wet sounds
DUDE - why are you in my bed? And.. why are we naked?!
Better late than never, right?
I hope you enjoy this little pos...
2022-07-04 23:01:36 +0000 UTC
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Y'all know I LOVE Eineko, and she just sent me the third piece I ordered - this sweet summery cutie pie! I'm going to be changing my website and promo art to reflect these summertime vibes but I wanted to show y'all!
2022-07-04 20:08:45 +0000 UTC
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I didn't forget about it!
You may not know this but I have PMDD (you can look it up if you want to, basically it's PMS cranked all the way up). 9 times out of 10 it doesn't really affect my work, but this month it has been pretty gnarly so I've only been able to work in short bursts. Believe it or not, moaning enthusiastically is really difficult when you're in a lot of abdominal pain, which makes the NSFW part of my work considerably more challenging.
BUT ALL IS NOT LOST - assuming no...
2022-07-04 00:53:57 +0000 UTC
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Important Links:
Exclusive Audio Masterlist
AUREALISTIC Magazine
Polls (Voting closes July 15):
A short and sweet edition this month!
The download links are no longer available but I've added the two files directly to this post so you can download them right here!
I'm still waiting on my 3Dio (the website says they've got a backlog of orders but I keep checking to see if it's shipped yet) but when it arrives y'all will be the first to know!
There's a PDF version attached if you'd prefer to read the zine that way!
Thanks for being here wi...
2022-07-02 19:07:53 +0000 UTC
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SOUNDGASM | No wet sounds
I've been prioritizing work over our relationship way too much lately. There must be some way I can make it up to you...
2022-07-01 02:08:35 +0000 UTC
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Choose your flavor for your exclusive!
OPTION ONE:
Hot Girl On Vacation Wants You To Cum On Her Face
I'm traveling alone, which means I have no one to rub lotion on my body for me... maybe you could help me with that? If you do, I'm sure I can find a way to properly thank you.
OPTION TWO:
Lemonade Stand Glory Hole With Your Hot Wife
We've shared this fantasy for such a long time.. you watching me get fuc...
2022-06-30 15:01:02 +0000 UTC
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Choose your flavor for this month!
OPTION ONE:
Best Friend's Sister Wants You To Touch Her Pom-Poms
You've always just been my brother's dorky friend, at least until you stepped in to defend me from my psycho ex. Now I can't imagine being with anyone else... but what if you don't feel the same? I guess I'll have to convince you we're meant to be.
OPTION TWO:
Reconciling With Your Ex Girlfriend
The biggest mista...
2022-06-30 15:01:02 +0000 UTC
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Choose your flavor for this month!
OPTION ONE:
Distracting The Sexy Stranger During A Flight
I've never been on a plane before and I'm really nervous about it. You're my seatmate and I'm really hoping you don't turn me down when I ask you to help distract me from my fears.
OPTION TWO:
Sexy Lifeguard Gives You Mouth To Mouth
You're my favorite part of every shift, watching you at the pool. I finally reach my bre...
2022-06-30 15:00:07 +0000 UTC
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Come listen to me live recording and editing my next YouTube video! The link should also work for the VOD so you can come back and check out the livestream later if you're unable to make it.
I'm doing a script about a neighbor who decides you're the perfect man for her! A little yandere maybe, but pretty sweet too. Stop by and say hi if you're around!
2022-06-28 23:56:36 +0000 UTC
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Biggest thanks to Archangel for this tremendously generous gift - username DEFINITELY checks out, you're an absolute angel. I can't wait to learn how to set everything up and get to smashing everyone's tingle buttons even more.
This means a lot to me for so many reasons and opens up even more doors when it comes to content. I love doing roleplays, of course, but finding my footing in even more types of audios is really exciting. Thanks to ALL of you guys for every bit of support you've ...
2022-06-28 20:27:48 +0000 UTC
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I'm Canadian, so I'm about a week away from celebrating (July 1 is Canada Day if you didn't know). I don't think I've ever made a special audio for this day, so let's change that! Choose your favorite theme and I'll create an audio for it - both a SFW and NSFW version.
Option One: Your Kitsune GF Is Frightened By Fireworks
Option Two: Shy Moose Girl Has A Crush On You
Option Three: Hooking Up With Your Roommate At A Canada Day Party
The winning theme will be...
2022-06-24 00:59:42 +0000 UTC
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SOUNDGASM | No wet sounds
You're a perfect specimen and we're going to want to breed you with lots of sexy ladies - but before we get to that, your cock needs a very thorough examination. Lucky for you, t...
2022-06-23 22:30:55 +0000 UTC
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I had a 3dio listed as my 500 patron goal, but one of you fucking gems bought me one via my wishlist.
I don't like outing people who give me things, but I know they're here and can also see this so feel free to comment if you're ok with direct credit! Otherwise I'll take this to my grave. And as I said in my email, I get really (joyously) flustered by things like this, but from the bottom of my heart I'm extremely grateful to you.
Thanks to their generosity, we ALL get to benefi...
2022-06-20 06:29:14 +0000 UTC
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SOUNDGASM | No wet sounds
You're trying to take better care of your health so you decide to sign up for a yoga class, only to find the instructor is the hottest MILF you've ever seen. When she offers some private lessons...
2022-06-19 00:02:04 +0000 UTC
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SOUNDGASM | No wet sounds
Summer means heat, and heat means ice cream. You head out to the park looking for a sweet treat, but instead you find a sexy exhibitionist keen on showing you exactly what she has under her dres...
2022-06-17 03:40:51 +0000 UTC
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SOUNDGASM | No wet sounds
You're a beloved catboy in a Queen's harem, but you long for freedom so one night, you escape. Little did you know, the Queen sent her best bounty hunter to bring you back.
2022-06-16 15:30:01 +0000 UTC
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Early access to a very unhinged yandere dream girl audio! 💜
2022-06-13 21:53:40 +0000 UTC
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SOUNDGASM | No wet sounds
Drowning your sorrows after a long day at work, you decide to hit up the new cocktail lounge in the financial district. The new singer is breathtaking, and you feel an instant connection. Does she feel the same?
2022-06-12 02:34:34 +0000 UTC
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Your father's hot new girlfriend takes a special interest in teasing you until you give in and fuck her.
2022-06-12 00:59:47 +0000 UTC
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The final early access audios of the month will be posted later on tonight so keep an eye out for those! And here are the results for your exclusives coming later this month:
TIP JAR
- Fucking Your Hot Tattoo Artist | This audio will be released for you all to hear!
GENERAL ADMISSION +
Cute Girl At The Park Keeps Flashing You
Summer means heat,...
2022-06-11 16:19:28 +0000 UTC
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SOUNDGASM | No wet sounds
You've been assigned another double shift at the bakery but at least the cute new girl is there to keep you company - and get a rise out of you.
2022-06-09 19:32:41 +0000 UTC
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SOUNDGASM | No wet sounds
Down and out after your breakup, you move to a small coastal town and meet a cute girl at the docks. Are you willing to take another chance at love?
2022-06-09 18:22:12 +0000 UTC
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