Slime Girls Are Hot - New Reddit Audio Up Now!
Making deals with villagers...
New audio up on Reddit right now, written by u/Eldridge_Daniels!
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A Goodbye To Parting Patrons: May 2021 Edition
It's been an honor and a privilege to moan into your ears.
I hope you enjoyed the content! I wanted to say a quick thank you to anyone whose patronage is ending May 1st, because without your support so many things wouldn't have been possible for me. Every little bit helps, and I really appreciate you for joining. Your support has helped me invest in my craft, push myself to do more, and grow ...
2021-04-28 15:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostScriptease: Breeding Your GF's Yandere Older Sister
This is less a scriptease and more a... tag tease? Anyway this is what you can expect on Friday 👀💜
Kitchen Rambles: Jambalaya
Did I record myself yammering while I was making jambalaya the other night?
Yes I did.
Following THIS RECIPE by Isaac Toupes.
Come for the rambling, stay for the chopping/searing ASMR.
Oh! And here's a pic of how it turned out!
Stealing A Spaceship With Your Alien GF [NSFW][Exclusive]
TAGS:
[F4M][Alien Girl][Human Guy][University][Sci Fi][GFE][Tentacles][Stealing A Ship And Fucking In It][Intergalactic Fuckery][VERY WET Sounds][L-bombs][Billion Mile High Club][Kissing][Cunnilingus][Tentacle-job][Fingering][Multiple Orgasms][Cumplay][Wholesome][Improv]
SYNOPSIS:
I've had enough of the rigid rules of the Academy, and I want to do something a little wild to celebrate our anniversary. Let's put my pilot skills to good use and join the...
Parting Thank You For Departing Patrons: Apr 2021
Without your support, so many things wouldn't have been possible.
It doesn't matter how long you've supported me, or why you're leaving, all that matters is that you know how much I appreciate you joining me on my journey. So I recorded a little message for you, which hopefully you'll hear before you go.
Good vibes, well wishes, and you'll always be welcome back whenever you want.
I appreciate you so much, and I hope to see you around.
2021-04-22 19:06:10 +0000 UTC View PostSpook And Mirrors | True, Terrible, And Unexplained [Podcast]
A brand new audio endeavor coming to Patreon May 2021.
From the time I was a little girl, growing up on the shores of the Atlantic ocean, I've seen and experienced things I can't explain. I'm fascinated by ghost stories, and Newfoundland has a rich history of hauntings and ghosts and things that go bump in the night.
I'm excited to share those stories with you.
All future episodes will appear here before anywhere else. This series will be safe for work and available to all...
2021-04-18 15:30:54 +0000 UTC View PostFree Use Roommates Fuck In Public [NSFW][NO WET SOUNDS]
This is the version with no wet sounds!
TAGS: [Handjob][Tittyfuck][Thighfucking][Quick BJ][Drooling On Your Cock][Kissing][Fuck Me From Behind][Teasing][Denial][Facial][Rough Sex][Spanking][Light Choking][Breathplay][Almost Caught][Public Sex][Exhibitionism][Cumwalk][Cumplay][Improv][Optional Wet Sounds]
SYNOPSIS: I dragged you to a party to meet the new neighbors, but as it turns out, they're boring as fuck. So you and ...
2021-04-17 04:47:55 +0000 UTC View PostFree Use Roommates Fuck In Public [NSFW][Wet Sounds]
TAGS:
[Handjob][Tittyfuck][Thighfucking][Quick BJ][Drooling On Your Cock][Kissing][Fuck Me From Behind][Teasing][Denial][Facial][Rough Sex][Spanking][Light Choking][Breathplay][Almost Caught][Public Sex][Exhibitionism][Cumwalk][Cumplay][Improv][Optional Wet Sounds]
SYNOPSIS:
I dragged you to a party to meet the new neighbors, but as it turns out, they're boring as fuck. So you and I make an excuse to leave and go make our own fun elsewhere.
...
2021-04-17 04:46:37 +0000 UTC View PostScriptease: Free Use Roommates 3
I'm trying to get better at improv so I wrote myself an outline and some tags for this one instead of a full script. Now that my Twitch event is over I'm turning my full attention back to the audios I fell behind on. The aim is to have this posted tomorrow!
I so love cutting it close with deadlines, I can't help it. I think I get off on putting pressure on myself 😂
I'm real...
The Quest Is Finished But I Still Need You - April script fill chosen by you!
This was the winner of our script poll for April!
GO LISTEN IF YOU HAVEN'T!
2021-04-14 03:52:17 +0000 UTC View PostPanning Test - Or, I Figured Out Some New Audio Tricks [Headphones Recommended]
Bit rough, but I was messing around with the pan envelope function in Reaper and although I'm no expert and it could use a little refinement, I thought it was kinda cool to hear the voice sliding around. Lemme know your thoughts - I'm still not finished our SFW snuggles and if this is something you might be into then tell me!
2021-04-14 03:45:52 +0000 UTC View PostBlack Horse And The Cherry Tree (Cover)
KT Tunstall is one of my favorite singers, highly underrated (at least in Canada), and although this song as been covered and done to death I will never forget watching her live performance on Later... with Jools Holland in 2004. Completely blew my mind the way she built the song from the ground up. Her voice, her look, the fact she wrote songs and played guitar - I was hooked. Given it was my introduction to her incredible writing and artistry, I had to give it a go. While I may not have the...
2021-04-13 05:21:46 +0000 UTC View PostScriptease: Tell Me About It (My first SFW cuddle audio)
I'm still working on this cuddly piece of comfort/ASMR, it should be coming later this week!
Featuring scalp scritches, back scratching, humming, snuggles, and so much gfe sweetness to unwind with after a shitty day.
Dirty Laundry [NSFW][Exclusive][NO WET SOUNDS]
This is the version without wet sounds!
TAGS:
[F4M][Flirty][Teasing][Public Sex][Blowjob][Fingering][Quickie][Up Against A Dryer][Neighbors To Lovers][I Get Horny When I'm Bored][Propositioning You In Public][Creampie][Improv]
SYNOPSIS:
The machines in your building are busted, so you've had to go to the laundromat to wash your clothes. I'm the hot girl from your floor and we find sexy ways to kill the time.
This is ...
2021-04-09 17:13:50 +0000 UTC View PostDirty Laundry [NSFW][Exclusive][Wet Sounds]
TAGS:
[F4M][Flirty][Teasing][Public Sex][Blowjob][Fingering][Quickie][Up Against A Dryer][Neighbors To Lovers][I Get Horny When I'm Bored][Hot Neighbor Swears A Bunch][Propositioning You In Public][Creampie][Improv]
SYNOPSIS:
The machines in your building are busted, so you've had to go to the laundromat to wash your clothes. I'm the hot girl from your floor and we find sexy ways to kill the time.
This is my first attempt at not ha...
2021-04-09 17:12:04 +0000 UTC View PostOff The Record: Magical Mishap Gone Right
My first foray into the wild world of soundscaping, SFX, and editing.
Royalty-free music from fesliyanstudios.com
Listen to my original fill if you haven't heard it HERE
TAGS FOR THE AUDIO IN QUESTION
...
Suddenly I See (Cover)
The power to be, the power to give, the power to see...
In the before times, I was primarily a singer-songwriter in my creative life. I spent countless hours practicing and writing and then eventually performing in bars in Toronto, dragging my acoustic around in a backpack-style carrying case I still have today. Artists like KT Tunstall inspired me so much with their acoustic vibes and lyrically driven music, and this song in particular has always made me fee...
2021-04-05 16:50:08 +0000 UTC View PostUpdate: MY RECORDING STUDIO
Ok so it's really barren right now and has a nasty echo because it's a big empty closet, but last night I moved my recording equipment in and brought in my favorite trinkets to liven up the place.
I ordered some foam panels and fairy lights last night that should be arriving tomorrow. I'm on my break now while I sort out my new room, but I'm SO STOKED for all the great and terrible thing...
B.O.M.B. April 2021
DID I SAY "LAMIA" INSTEAD OF SLIME GIRL? YES I DID. I meant to say I'm filling Eldridge's SLIME GIRL script. It's... been a month. I'm so sorry!!
New tiers, who dis?
No but seriously, what a crazy month March was - and in comparison, April is gonna be even more batshit. In this edition:
Shoutouts to the new $10 Patrons:
- Cooper
- Rob
- PRS
- Winston
- Romani
- Aaron
- Kartik
- Ph... 2021-04-01 16:01:02 +0000 UTC View Post
You're Tipsy, Let Me Take Care Of You [NSFW][Exclusive][20 Patron Celebration][NO WET SOUNDS]
This is the version without the wet sounds!
TAGS:
[F4M][Childhood Friends To Lovers][Reunited][Wholesome][Romantic][Confession Of Feelings][Don't Kiss Me Unless You Mean It][Vanilla][Snuggles][Slow Burn][Post-Breakup][Comforting][She Wasn't Good Enough For You][Shaky Breaths][Kissing][No, Seriously, Lots Of Kissing][Heartfelt][Blowjob][Fingering][Multiple Orgasms][Cowgirl][Creampie][Breeding][L-Bomb]
SYNOPSIS:
You're Tipsy, Let Me Take Care Of You [NSFW][Exclusive][20 Patron Celebration]
TAGS:
[F4M][Childhood Friends To Lovers][Reunited][Wholesome][Romantic][Confession Of Feelings][Don't Kiss Me Unless You Mean It][Vanilla][Snuggles][Slow Burn][Post-Breakup][Comforting][She Wasn't Good Enough For You][Shaky Breaths][Kissing][No, Seriously, Lots Of Kissing][Heartfelt][Blowjob][Fingering][Multiple Orgasms][Cowgirl][Creampie][Breeding][L-Bomb]
SYNOPSIS:
THIS IS THE ONE Y'ALL CHOSE!!! And admittedly...
2021-04-01 05:46:48 +0000 UTC View PostQuickie Update: 20 Patron Audio
FINAL UPDATE: WE'RE BACK! Was stuck in a boot loop, disconnected the battery, and it fucking worked. BLESS. Same thing applies, I'm gonna try my best to finish the audio before anyone loses access BUT if I'm too late, then I'll be sending you a link via a Patreon message so you can listen. I know y'all might not care about this as much as I do, but still. Keep an eye out. And thank you for being here.
I'm gonna go eat some dinner, take a breath, and then get back to work.
"Your Hot Neighbor Likes Deflowering Nerds" - new Reddit, chosen by patrons!
This fill was chosen by you guys!
GO LISTEN!
2021-03-30 17:16:00 +0000 UTC View PostLogical Lunatics Episode 6: The Square Root Of This Pussy UNCUNT [Podcast]
IT'S HERE - the uncut, balls-out, no-holds-barred version of the podcast I share with the ever so talented and tasty SnakeySmut. Reddit gets a shorter version but you guys not only get episodes early, you get them in their entirety.
In this episode:
- twitter bullshit
- cancel culture
- toxicity in the community
- boundaries
- basic respect
- women supporting women
- ulterior motives
- eti... 2021-03-29 20:36:09 +0000 UTC View Post
I Think We're Alone Now (Cover Song)
This was one of those songs on the cassette my dad gave me. I was obsessed with Tiffany and her jean jackets. And this song's story about young love always gets me in my heart. Remember how intense everything was when you were a teenager? How absolutely everything was a life or death situation and grown-ups just didn't understand how true and deep and real your love was?
Yeah, I think that's something we can all relate to. This song always makes me think of warm sand and dancing a...
2021-03-28 16:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostHopeless [Original Song In An Audio]
Occasionally I sprinkle my original music into my porn, usually as songs on the radio or in the background. I've even let other people use my music in their porn before. This song has been posted elsewhere before, but I wanted to put it here too in case anyone might like to listen to it. I used it in "Painting & Pegging With Your Hot Neighbor" - it can be heard on the radio while the characters are talking abou...
2021-03-27 16:50:11 +0000 UTC View PostMonday's Post Came Early!
Oh hi, I forgot today is Saturday LMAOOOOOOO!
I wasn't supposed to post the exclusive until Monday but I messed up and published it today. And you know what? I'm okay with that. I hope you enjoy it, and that gives me extra time to finish our celebration audio.
I'm so good to y'all, ain't I?
XOXO
2021-03-27 16:31:50 +0000 UTC View PostPainting & Pegging With Your Hot Neighbor [NSFW][Exclusive][NO WET SOUNDS]
This is the version without wet sounds!
TAGS:
[F4M][Gentle Fdom][First Time Pegging][Not Like Picasso][Painting Your Apartment & My Face With Your Cum][Blowjob][Fingering][Rimming][Anal][Begging][Cunnilingus][Wet Sounds][Encouragement][Check Ins][Aftercare][Snuggling]
SYNOPSIS:
You've been having a hard time since your ex moved out, but you've finally decided it's time to move on. You've been friends with your neighbor for...
2021-03-27 16:28:08 +0000 UTC View PostPainting & Pegging With Your Hot Neighbor [NSFW][Exclusive][Wet Sounds]
TAGS:
[F4M][Gentle Fdom][First Time Pegging][Not Like Picasso][Painting Your Apartment & My Face With Your Cum][Blowjob][Fingering][Rimming][Anal][Begging][Cunnilingus][Wet Sounds][Encouragement][Check Ins][Aftercare][Snuggling]
SYNOPSIS:
You've been having a hard time since your ex moved out, but you've finally decided it's time to move on. You've been friends with your neighbor for years, and she's agreed to come help you repaint your ...
2021-03-27 16:25:59 +0000 UTC View Post