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new vid - Microsoft Sucks at Everything

happy halloween:)

be safe out there dont hit a ghost with your car

-snake <3

new vid - Stealth in Video Games

lemme know if you can see a human on screen the lil fucker keeps disappearing!!!!

<3 Jabo

new vid - In defense of the 7/10 games

comment ur favorite part wait why are you saying its the end????

xoxo
-jacob

new vid - Returning to Red Dead Redemption 2

wow wow wow this bad boy was a doozy of an adventure ill tell u what!! hope its good. also started a new company called Ball Creative for clothing, music, videos and eventually one day video games. ballcreative.store if you wanna check that out too.

<3 jabo

NEW VID - Bethesda's Game Design Was Outdated a Decade Ago

greetings fair patrons!!!! to those who still roam these halls and will read this - thank you my liege. I hope this video is kind of entertaining and I also hope that you have a good jolly delicious holiday timeswith loved ones very soon!!

see u next year :P pogchamp rofl
-jabby

new vid - NPCs in Video Games :)

greetings traveler, i bring you news of a really big ass dragon near an awesome cave. please save my entire family from the bad ass dragon!!! thank you. i love you now.
-jarborious

(thank you for watching xoxo)

new vid - crappy technology

i made this video using a psvita just kidding i wish but i DID just get a steam deck!! and i want to talk about it with yall on jaquan soon if that sounds interesting. anyways if you see this thanks for checkin it out and i hope your monday is goin okay

<3 jacob

im alive!!! new vid - FromSoftware's Game Design Changed Everything

hey yall to anyone who sees this! thank you for watching my videos and for supporting me on here. my goal this year is to be at least SOMEHWAT more consistent with my uploads on nakey and jaquan and this video was a big step towards that process and was a lot of work but really good work cause clearly i wouldn't stop talking for 36 min cause i love all these games. anyways hope everyone is doing good im gonna take a nap and then finally fall into a Zelda hole for a week or 2! ROMCOM merch is ...

new jaquan vid - i need to talk about resident evil 4

i played the re4 remake and couldn't stop thinking about it so I made a lil vid talking about it while workin on the next nakey vid. what do the patreon gamers think about the remake? the og? what do you guys think? do you like me? please tell me you like me

-jaquan (jacob)

new video - The Age of Broken Video Games

got some new premiere preordered early access DLC alpha gamer SLOP for yall. i hope you like it

hoping everyone is well and having a good day today

-Jabo

ROMCOM WAVs DOWNLOAD & DRIVE OFF A BRIDGE VID BACK UP :)

had to reupload music video cause it had audio issues! also i attached 2 zip files for the WAV files for ROMCOM (had to do 2 files cause Patreon limits)

gamers belong in the white house lfg!!!!!! idk lmao

-jacob "the bitch" yoga ball gamer Sr.

ROMCOM (full album mp3 .zip download)

hey gang. it's been a fuckin ride finishing this shit i ain't even gonna lie to you. here's all the mp3s for anyone who still has a frickin Zune (I can also upload the WAVs if there's any purists in the chat but these mp3s are 320kbps so just lemme know in the comments)

DRIVE OFF A BRIDGE music vid just went up too :)

hope everyone has a good weekend im gonna sleep a shit ton and finally dig into god of war!!!

thanks so much for everything

-jabo

NEW VID - Ads in Video Games

hey gang. long time no talk but I hope you're all doing really good. this is just a little something i've had brewing in the pot for a while...felt good to go back to my roots...my smooth brained roots that is.

<3
jabo

MEGA COLLECTION OF SONGS JAN 2022

here's latest zip of all the songs I've ever made (actual songs and youtube/soundcloud fuckeries) updated to include Pine Barrens :)

as always, thanks a billion times over for your support. the Patreon has been paused for almost all of last year and I just turned it back on and I really appreciate anyone that's still hanging around!!

hope everyone had a peaceful and restful holiday time!! i basically played Hollow Knight (finally) for 3 days straight. it's amazing. and...

surprise!!! Speedrunning vid now playing :)

i went really fast!!!!!!!!!

(hope everyone is enjoying peaceful healing time with loved ones rn or playing lots of good games if quarantining with COVID either way be well!!!)

xoxo

Pine Barrens (new music video + sneaky treat at end)

hi gamers. big news today. talk soon :)

I'M ALIVE AND STINKY - lil update :)

Hey gamer nation,

Just wanted to give a little update cause I saw some comments/posts on social media recently asking if I was okay or if I had gone missing or something. Please don’t worry I’m very okay and doing good!!! I’ve been workin on a handful of projects and also been workin on trying to take better care of myself. I got vaccinated (smoking that Moderna loud pack), been dieting, watching my gf play lots of Witcher 3, writing music/vids, skateboarding, petting cats, farti...

NEW VID - Naughty Dog's Game Design is Outdated

I don't have much to say right now because I haven't slept in 30 hours and words are hard for my brain but I love you guys and I hope this video is at least a little bit entertaining!!

xoxo
-Jacob (gonna go to sleep now <3)

Patreon was paused for this month!

Hey gang. I paused the Patreon billing cycle for this month  because I felt bad that this video is taking so dang long to finish!

Nobody has put any pressure on me or demanded this or anything like that but I just personally started feeling pretty stressed and anxious after not uploading any content for a while and I think this will help give me some peace of mind. You guys are all fucking great

But I'm just gonna keep chuggin away on these projects and get this chunky ass...

NEW VID - High School Didn't Matter At All

hey gamers I hope everyone is doing okay during this crazy ass time. hopefully this video can give you a little break from all the insanity. although i definitely go insane in the vid.

love you guys <3

-Jakey

new link to Hot Boy Community Server :)

hey gang just wanted to post an updated link to the Discord server in case that old one expired. the server is no longer private to just Patrons either, so feel free to share the link with whomever.

also thank you for watching the new video and also for visiting my dating website! super appreciate it and I got some more surprises on the way.

xoxo
-Jacob

NEW VID - Dating Shows

New vid. New merch. New dating website. New year. New me. JK same me. <3

https://www.okjakey.com/

xoxo

-Jacob

new vid - Online Dating :)

happy holidays. hope you all find love and also arbys.

xoxo

I'm not gonna shut down the Patreon. I'm just gonna make a few changes :)

hey gang :)

First of all, I just wanted to say that I was seriously blown away by all your responses on the last post. Big ol massive THANK YOU on that. It REALLY gave me more perspective on the Patreon and made me realize that I've kinda been looking at it all wrong.

The biggest takeaway from all your comments was that you guys aren't necessarily throwing money at me expecting anything in return- you just want to support what I do because you love it and jesus christ that's so ni...

I'm thinking of suspending the Patreon (please read all of this and reply in the comments!)

Hey gamers.

So you may have noticed how you weren't charged today. That's because I once again paused the Patreon charging for this month and it's because I've been thinking about a lot of shit.

Basically, lately I've been leaning more and more into the idea of suspending the Patreon. This is primarily for 2 reasons:

1) I'm fortunately at a point now where I can fund my projects thru other means like merch & sponsorships (which I haven't done yet ...

new vid - Horror in Video Games :)

uh ohhhhhhhhhh scary!!!!

love u guys

-jakey

Patreon is paused this month (mini update + discord link)

Hey gang.

So I've actually been in Europe for the past week with some family because my brother's GF ran the marathon in Berlin. And me and a sister tagged along because tickets were mad cheap.

Anyways, I paused the Patreon this month because it felt weird to be out of country and not working for a solid chunk of late September/early October. So no one should be charged today  (10/1/19) like they usually would be.

This is just a personal choice. You guys have been (...

MEGA COLLECTION OF ALL MUSIC (9/1/19)

oh my god here's some music I think I made whoops well I guess you can have it in a convenient .zip file okay here you go love you drive safe :)

gamers, gamers, NEW gamers (discord link n shit :)

hey gamers. thanks for the support this month. I feel like a brand new baby boy. down below is a link to join the discord for anyone that still doesn't have one.

blessings and praises to the gamer gods and also hogwarts i guess idk im so random and quirky lol XD
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discord link - https://discord.gg/EREu3Qe

NEW VID - Esports

I once held hands with every single member of faZe clan

xoxo

-Jacob