RPMF1 posts
New Skill Unlocked: GAYming yooTubER
I CUCKED SOME FRUADS IN FORZA ONLINE LOBBY and faced discrimination and was the victim of a hate crime, I have called the police.
ok i promise this is the last round of dicking about before I recommence my investigaytive journiliszm
2024-01-28 20:01:49 +0000 UTC View PostMOOR TECHNOLOGY
I figured how to hook up my sweet axe for livestream
I just need to figure out the 'live' part and we good m8
I promise to stop dicking about and make some content now for christ
2024-01-25 23:48:12 +0000 UTC View PostAutistic has nervous breakdown trying to livestream
i am not technology
but i think iv almost got it now, I will try again and upload something this week
The Nerve #20 - #justiceforguenther
in this transmission i yell about the bombshell Guenther Steiner firing, the capitalistic demons ruining F1 team names and get to some or your perfectly reasonable questions.
The Nerve #19 - Ableist Hellscape
in this transmission of The Nerve I scream about the Bianca Bustamante scandal, talk about our perfectly reasonable chat on new years eve and make a few remarks about the Jeffrey Epstein list declassification.
#newyearnewme
2024-01-09 23:02:02 +0000 UTC View PostF1 Knewz - Christmas 2023
I started making a video about the Vegas/Abu Dhabi grand prix's
But the FIA vs Wolff shitstorm was so jewsee I had to make a full video about it
So here is my usual in-depth iNvesTyGAYshone into the scandal
I will cover Vegas/Abu Dhabi in a later piece or maybe in the oFFISHaL RPM prize giving ceremony sponsored by Hamas
#realknewz #merrychristmas
2023-12-21 18:19:52 +0000 UTC View Postwe cookin
my meth lab is cooking at FULL SPEED
fresh batch tomoz (probably)
then we can all get twatted for crimbo
2023-12-20 20:18:26 +0000 UTC View PostF1 Ruins Las Vegas
my perfectly resonable preview of the las vegas grand prix.
i had plenty of sugar.
i shot this before Carlos Sainz was yeeted by a drain cover this morning in FP1 so that along with whatever the fuck happens during the rest of this shit show will be covered in my next broadcast.
#boycottthemirage
2023-11-17 16:57:28 +0000 UTC View PostThe Nerve #18 - Hidden Retard Strength
In this transmission I talk about the regime hitting rock bottom at the Brazilian grand prix for the for time since Warsaw 1945. I reminisce about my school days, have a small aneurysm talking about my recent Starbucks experience and get ahead of the Las Vegas Grand Prix scandals.
Also I like the garbage bin cover so ima roll with that for a bit.
It is a real thing:
The Nerve #17 - Alligator Go Kart Track
F1 social media got sent into the 4th dimension this week when a Spanish 'journalist' cock teased everybody with a tweet. I go through all the rumours in great detail, answer more of your perfectly reasonable questions, discus furries, the storm and a go kart track with alligators I will now use as a tax scam.
http://www.kissimmeegokarts.com
The Nerve #16 - A Whole Lotta Hamas
Illegal planks, Femboys, a Middle Eastern ding dong and the Sheffield city council.
total phuk fest
2023-10-28 19:43:46 +0000 UTC View PostSpastic Aneurysm (FULL SHAFT)
I couldn't fix the original so I broadcast the rest again
fight me
may have to change the title for the commonwealth upload
question: is this thumbnail autistic enough?
Spastic Aneurysm (0.5)
swear down
I fucked up the audio when I flipped the table so everything after that was unusable
I contemplated faking my own death
then I thought I could re shoot it
but then I remembered I swore on my nans grave it would be out by Saturday night
so
I edited what I got, and this is it
now, I will either keep trying to fix the rest, re shoot it, or fake my own death
I am calm (obvious lie)
2023-10-14 20:04:54 +0000 UTC View PostThe Nerve #15 - War Profiteering and the Deathly Hallows
in this episode I scream about the illicit activities of Logan Sergeant's family, xMattyG and the Latifi frozen chicken wing empire. Emma Watson is a strong independent woman and I am not a nonce.
Sources:
2023-10-03 14:56:49 +0000 UTC View PostRage Against the Grand Prix - Singapore 2023
Red Bull had a meltdown
The regime intensified
Lance Stroll is a disgrace
Fernando Alonso is a murderer
A lizard is dead and I am still in morning
RIP lizard
2023-09-23 21:14:01 +0000 UTC View Post(technologically advancements experiment video)
i have a green screen
and like a chimpanzee that's just been given a typewriter, the first thing i tried to do was fuck it.
then i made this video.
feedback is welcome but i already hate myself
The Nerve #14 - Reformed Nazi War Criminal Doctor
in this episode of the nerve I shed some light onto why Helmut Marko might be slightly racist, talk about the amazing opportunities certain F1 YouTubers are getting as well as give advice to the pumpernickel smuggler on how to become less bitter.
Q&A time...
I just finished arseing about with the YT re upload and its already fucking Wednesday. so pls get ur pErfEcTLy rEsONabLe questions in now for the next nerve transmission.
Rage Against the Grand Prix - Netherlands 2023
guess wot i had 4 breakfast
ADHD
yeah I haven't done a fukin thumbnail yet cos iv been editing for 72 hours straight so who gives 2 fuks about a thumbnail at this point
this was gonna come out tomorrow cos the edit was rEaL phat, but then I thought bollocks im gonna free base this twat and try to get it out tonight
YOURE WELCOME
so here is some perfectly resonable journalism about the 2023 dutch Grand Prix delivered calmly
FINEEEEEEEEEEEE...
2023-09-02 22:45:32 +0000 UTC View Postpatreon pigeon intensifies
YES OF CORSE I HAVE INVESTIGAYTIVE JOURALISM COOKING
but its a dense bastard
people will call this my most autistic video yet
it will be out before pax perstappen wins in Monza
#pigionsmatters #blessed
The Nerve #13 - Massa and the milk song
in this episode i give some life advice to failures, cover the recent developments in Felipe Massa's legal investigayshone, the US government admitting they have UFOs and Michelle Obama's cock.
sources:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Be3-J9XtJCw
2023-08-20 17:44:37 +0000 UTC View PostThe Nerve #12 - The Great White Hope
there is nothing said in this episode that could be problematic or potentially career ending.
sources:
The Nerve #11 - Sushi’s Barbenheimer
In this episode I give my perfectly reasonable opinion on the new sky f1 juniors initiative, the British prime minister going to the cinema while the country burns to the ground and explain FOM’s plan to extort Las Vegas businesses.
Sources:
https://nypost.com/2023/07/23/f1-threatens-to-block-las-vegas-clubs-race-vi...
2023-07-28 14:42:10 +0000 UTC View Post(Mclaren enters the chat)
i just dieeeeedddd in your arms to nighhtttt
it must have been something you saidddd
should of waaaallkk away
sha la laaa laa la la
lots.of.sugar
i was a bit clammy in this one cos it was 45 degrees inside the nerve centre and the journalism was fireeeee
2023-07-22 13:29:30 +0000 UTC View PostThe Nerve #10 - The Devil vs Daddy Pamilton
how do i feel what do i say IN THE END IT ALL GOES AWAY
in this transmission i scream about nyck de vries getting sacked, hello fresh and a high octane legal war between Lewis Hamilton's daddy and the devil himself
Time stamps
0:00 - hot news
8:07 - nordVPN sponsorship fail
19:30 - hello fresh demons
25:38 - cara delaviny vs Martin Brundle
31:45 - bernie collins
34:40 - devil vs daddy pamilton
also, i did the RSS fee...
2023-07-13 18:03:04 +0000 UTC View Post