RPMF1

cooking...

i will have this pig out before qualifying SO HELP ME CHRIST 

The Nerve #3 - Fisted at the Grammys

In this episode i yell about the recent car launches, Mohammed ben sulayem pissing off the cucks at liberty media, sam smith's satanic ritual at the Grammys and lance stroll been inbred. 

Warning, the day i recorded this my ADHD was off the chain and daddy had a lot of sugar for breakfast. 

The Nerve #2

I attempted to record the 2nd episode of the nerve in a field I found. The field was full of tiny horses who viciously attacked me. Then I found a barn, which was full of tiny birds who wouldn't stfu. Then I went deep into the forest but got scared when I heard a noise. 

I didn't get the podcast. So instead, I edited what I did get into a cinematic masterpiece. 

I will find a new spot for the nerve #3, hopefully where I don't get sodomised by farm animals. 

cooking

tomoz probs, there is a lot of footage to cut through, most of which is me screaming at various types of animals. 

also, update on the shed, yeah its fucked. massive wasp nest and the floor is rotten. SO GUESS WHAT, im tearing the whole thing down and have a new one on the way. maybe a week or so and daddy will have a brand new shed. 

hard af right now. 

and I will turn it into a proper studio/scream room so I can actually start doing podcasts without been sex...

R.I.P Shed

Yesterday I attempted to record the 2nd episode of the podcast. Unfortunately, as I was setting up my laptop in the shed, I was attacked by wasps. As it turns out there is a wasps nest under the floor of the shed. This means, from now on, the shed is no more.

So........... today I went out and sat in the middle of a field and attempted to record the podcast. i only got about 10 minutes, because during the recording I was attacked by tiny horses.

Do I edit together what I got and u...

Baby Harvesting Merchandise Demons + rip the devil

Ferrari Killer

Rage Against the Grand Prix - Le Mans 24 Hours Virtual

something cooking

I was just in the middle of editing my latest MASTERPIECE when I heard the news.

Ladies and gentlemen, the devil has been destroyed. 

Pual 'the Grand Prix killer' di resta, is no more. 

This is a day that will live in infamy.

Like with the WTF1 situation, I don't want to say that I am directly responsible for this, but I am directly responsible for this. 

So now I will continue editing this fine PIECE, and it will be out very soon.

Everybody ...

Poll

Do I upload the 9/11 internets best reactions bit to YouTube to cause a nuclear event? I will respect the result of the poll. 

Emergency Broadcast - WTF1 End of civilisation event

Incoming Emergency Broadcast

There will be an emergency broadcast tomorrow in the Patreon compound addressing my involvement in the WTF1 end of civilization event.

(ps. if I can get the bastard edited in time and the WTF1 simps haven't taken me out so help me god)

RPM State of the Union Address 2023

The Rocketpoweredmohawk F1 2022 Awards (Original Version)

Merry Christmas piss pigs 

Reacting to My 2022 Predictions (Patreon Only)

I apologise for the grainy footage, it was like 1am, pitch black and I was scared

EMERGENCY BROADCAST - Binotto fires missile into Poland starts ww3

Everybody VS Christian Horner

The Nerve #1 - 9/11 Halloween Party

In this episode of the nerve i scream about the death of Dietrich Mateschitz, the amish community and the red bull/skysportsf1 boycott.

https://www.buzzfeed.com/hannahmarder/offensive-halloween-costumes 

I’m starting a Patreon only podcast, 1st episode drops tomorrow EVERYBODY STAY CALM

(yes I’m also working on the next video honestly the nerve)

Part 2 - The Costcappen Saga

the f1 cost cap scandal explained by a financial expert...

(Age Restricted on YT) Canadian Disgrace Part 2

a few peeps have asked for this one on here cos YouTube age restricted it so HERE YOU GO BABY 

Abu Dhabi 21 + V10 Engines

Blocked by FOM on Youtube - I got bored in the summer break so I edited V10 engines onto that last lap in Abu Dhabi 21. EARGASM. 

(ORIGINAL) Ferrari Cucumbers

Nicolas Latifi does not melt steel.

The Costcappen Saga

On Monday the FIA announced Red Bull had broken the cost cap. F1 Twitter had an aneurysm. 

quick update nothing serious

Yo party people.

So, kind of a piss take thing, iv been putting all your names in the YT video descriptions to show everybody how strong and powerful our caliphate is and that we’re not to be messed with.

But then yesterday a bunch of new people joined the patreon (cheers btw) and that means all the names don’t fit in the descriptions anymore cos theres a 5000 character limit or some shit. Lol. So from now on ill be breaking the list up, leaving the currant videos as they are ...

Bring Back The MASSIVE

yeah this ones definitely getting blocked on YouTube lol. 

Rage Against the Grand Prix - Zandvoort

everybody get your tin foil hats out...