Day 1: Makia
Dieeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
And don’t ever come back, you stupid eggplant black soybean!
Day 2: Tooru
Did you put acorns in my shoes?
Day 3: Makia
Do you know? If you reduce your sleep time, you could die.
Sounds pretty dangerous, right?
Stop it now, kay?
Day 4: Tooru
Your words contradict itself.
Also, why did you put acorns in my shoes?
Day 5: Makia
Was Karted f...
2022-07-28 04:34:10 +0000 UTC View Post[1] The conversation was so intense just now that I ended up forgetting to eat. Therefore, during a break in the talk, I peck a bit at the lemon cake and sip my tea.
Yes, having something sweet after a difficult topic really helps the body recover.
“Ah, that’s right… may I ask you a question?
“What is it, Your Highness?”
“Honourable Uncle, why do you treat me so well? Surely, under normal circumstances, we would be a hindrance?”
“Hahaha, well, tha...
2022-07-28 04:29:56 +0000 UTC View PostGumi: This is going to be one of those big delete chapters, Gumi could feel it. Out with the [5]!
[8]
“So that’s Brixt? As expected of a dungeon city, it’s quite huge.”
“We’re finally here, even though we could have been here earlier,” [7] grumbled Fer.
“Stop that, you have to take me into consideration when it comes to travelling time!”
[8]
In fact, I’m pretty sure if Fer had gone faster, I’d most likely have peed on ...
2022-07-25 14:21:13 +0000 UTC View Post“Alright, time for meat!”
“”Yeah, meat! Meat! Meat!”
“Goodness, yes, yes, I know~”
[5]
““Meat~? Sui wants meat too~~””
Thanks to all the fuss by Fer and Dora-chan, even Sui popped out of her bag.
“Of course, after being harassed by those children, we must have meat!”
“”That’s right! They were devils, energy-sucking devils, I tell you!””
“Yes, yes, I understand. You want lots of meat, right? Well, I can’t m...
2022-07-25 14:18:17 +0000 UTC View PostGumi: I’ve mostly changed the ‘Old Man’ to ‘Director’
The Director was a good man with quite a manly spirit.
[8] After speaking with him, and understanding that the Director would renovate the building as well as implement other ways to improve the children’s lives, I left the orphanage with my familiars.
The Director appeared to be sincere and able to work proactively. My role is finished here, I do hope that the children could live happy fulfil...
2022-07-22 03:40:13 +0000 UTC View PostThe Kingdom of Ruskia and the Imperial family had long been divided into two factions for a long time.
I’m not talking about the fight for the throne by the way, though that’s part of it. Simply put, there’s the ‘open-country’ faction vs the ‘close-country’ faction. In other words, people who are open to the idea of accepting more immigrants and learning technologies from another country versus the faction that wants to close the country against all outsiders and outside i...
2022-07-20 12:07:05 +0000 UTC View PostSir Raymond Alexander of Ruskia was my uncle.
That said, Uncle Raymond is the youngest of many brothers. He was still in his 20s when my father and the rest of his other brothers were already in their late 30s.
He is quite a capable person but once in a while, [1] he did things I don’t quite understand.
“Come here, Your Highness Prince Ulysses!!”
“...Hello, uncle”
This uncle of mine is standing in front of me with a smile. I am smiling too but am no mat...
2022-07-20 12:04:46 +0000 UTC View PostGumi: Looks like the Director is doomed to be a nameless Old Man.
After the children had eaten their fill, they rushed out of the dining room to [6] their various activities.
As the children left the cafeteria, [6] they all passed by me to say ‘Thank you, uncle’, or ‘That was really delicious, uncle!’. [1] Not a single one of them called me ‘older brother’…
To be honest, I was rather devastated.
After the children were gone, I looked into...
2022-07-19 14:28:21 +0000 UTC View PostGumi: Provide the nameless Adventurer Orphanage Director a voice since he seems like an interesting person. Note 4. Also, addressed him as ‘Director’ instead of ‘the old man’.
“Here’s how things are at the moment,” [7] said the Director.
[4] “Management-wise, well, I do my best you know. We have some rules around here and, basically, all children must leave this place at 14 as apprentices to some kind of job or other. However, we have been getting ...
2022-07-19 14:26:21 +0000 UTC View PostGumihou: Make the 'informer' someone more interesting, gave him a character at least.
I am currently scouting out the Hirschfield Orphanage building. Having received directions from Isaac-san yesterday, I found it soon enough.
Right now, I am behind the orphanage building. The cheerful voices of children could be heard, which made me quite relieved since it was unlikely for children who have barely enough to eat to sound that energetic.
Still, for an orphana...
2022-07-14 13:02:04 +0000 UTC View PostMy name is Ulysses.
There are two great powers within the royal capital Miladrid: The Royal Palace and the Church.
Centred within the ancient sanctuary of Vabilophos is a region under the dominion of the Church of Vabel. Surrounding that area are many national magical research institutes.
The Royal Palace had been mandated to protect Vabel for quite a long time now.
Though it is designated as a country, the region called ‘Vabel’ was not that large. It is similar to...
2022-07-13 13:29:58 +0000 UTC View PostI am Isaac Kyrgos
One of the many insignificant royal sorcerers in the palace.
Right now, for some unspecified reason, I have been charged to escort the Fifth Prince, His Highness Ulysses.
It happened on a summer night’s feast day, two years ago.
Even though we were royal sorcerers, that night’s party was an incredibly extravagant no-hold-barred party where we ate, drank, sang and bragged about our powers. Naturally, I was no exception. As I am usually the quiet gl...
2022-07-13 13:20:31 +0000 UTC View PostThis chapter is already less than 900 words when Gumi started out.
The next day, I set out for town with the information that Isaac-san had given to me.
I informed Fer and the rest that I would not be leaving the city today, but they still stuck with me for some reason.
Sui was in my bag, sleeping as usual.
Well, it’s not like she could not sleep back at the house, but I still find myself worrying about her all alone in a big house by herself.
...
2022-07-12 16:23:19 +0000 UTC View PostEguchi Ren: In the previous chapter, it was difficult to tell whether Fer was talking or using telepathy. But, Fer’s really speaking out loud. Sorry for the lack of clarity *sweats*
Gumihou: It’s okay Eguchi-sensei, I gotchu
Fer: Just like in other chapters
Gumihou: Shh
After Isaac-san had reiterated more than three times that, [8] yes, it would take at least two days and no, it cannot be done soon...
2022-07-12 16:22:00 +0000 UTC View Post“Hello, Isaac-san.”
Isaac’s mouth dropped open the moment he spotted us at the entrance of the Adventurer’s Guild.
“Eh? Eh? Eh? Didn’t you just left for your mission this morning? [4] [8] Wait. Did you fail?! Aaahh!! What should we do!!??” [5]
“Ahem, we have defeated the Tyrant Forest Python.” I cut in quickly before further panic could set in.
“I- is this true?” [7] Isaac-san’s eyes were very wide. “If you’ve failed, you can say so!”
<... 2022-07-12 16:15:02 +0000 UTC View PostFor now, let’s focus on the mission at hand. The subjugation of the Tyrant Forest Python. [5]
[4] “By the way, we encountered some Forest Scorpions on the way here…”
[6] “What!!?”
[4] “… I just thought you should know…”
[4] “They must have been pushed out by that Forest Python from the Southern Forest onto the main road. Excuse me, I must handle this matter at once. Thank you for letting me know.”
[6] He jumped out of his chair and yelled ...
2022-07-07 14:58:20 +0000 UTC View PostThen, there was that incident when I was 11.
By then, the number of princes had decreased from 10 to 4. Which means the enemy factions were beginning to focus more of their resources into getting rid of me. Indeed, although Bastion warned me to never set foot outside that was the day I spotted a pink firefly and began to chase it around the courtyard. [3] In my heart of hearts, I realised that this was most like a trap but I decided to ignore it as per my unpleasant, childish personalit...
2022-07-07 03:55:24 +0000 UTC View PostMy name is Ulysses Claudio les Ruskia, fifth prince of Ruskia.
In my previous life, I was known as Yuri Shizuka.
I was also known as the White Sage of the East in the old Maydea.
Right now, I might be the fifth prince but I am third in line for the throne. That’s because aside from the First Prince, all other princes between me and the throne have all died.
I can’t stand this situation where 13-year-old me has to battle against my royal brothers to take the throne....
2022-07-07 03:53:36 +0000 UTC View PostGumi: … I’m going to experiment. I’m going to just edit without putting the footnotes in the text. We’ll see how it goes.
The next morning, we set out for Hirschfield Adventurer’s Guild.
The building was considerably smaller than Carenina’s and was rather noisy, even for the usual morning rush.
I looked around and decided to speak to one of the nearby Adventurers.
“Hey, so, uh, what happened?”
“Hm? Oh, I expect you just arrived ...
2022-07-05 16:12:45 +0000 UTC View PostAs the sun went down, I could see the city at the end of the road.
From what I found out earlier…
“That’s probably Hirschfield. We’re just in time, let’s go in.”
“Mu? We’re going in?”
“Of course, I want to sleep on a bed,” [7] I said firmly.
““If we stop here, we’ll be late for the dungeon!!”” [7] Dora-chan cried.
“Dora is right, we should keep moving.”
Tch, looks like I’ll have to convince these two somehow.
<... 2022-07-05 16:07:48 +0000 UTC View PostSo, we have 2 new speaking characters here. Leather Armour and Robed Man aka Lumier and Jeremiah.
I’ll just… adjust their dialogues according to their possible characteristics, which vaguely showed up in the latter part of the chapter. [9]
[8] I recalled back to the first time we visited Carenina. There was an Adventurer who was on the verge of dying from a Wyvern attack, wasn't there? I can’t remember the details aside from him being badly ...
2022-06-30 13:22:00 +0000 UTC View PostI am Robert Beigrates.
Many addressed me as Duke of Beigrates or the Hawk of Margilia.
Well, I just had a very strange experience.
Even though I had just spoken to an 11-year-old girl, I felt as though I had just failed a business negotiation [1] with an experienced merchant.
Melvis Carored, a young female knight, was waiting for me within the carriage that is stopped just outside Count Odelle’s house. Her hair is as short as a man’s. When I open the carriage door,...
2022-06-29 16:36:22 +0000 UTC View PostVolume 1: Chapter 014: Tooru’s Commentary over the Tsukkomi Act between the Lord and the Duke
“Hoo, that’s quite a romantic declaration, young lady Makia. Don’t tell me you’re about to reveal a youthful love story between yourself and that foreign companion of yours?” [3] the Duke giggled in [1] a slightly perverted way.
“Hey, hey, Elric, are you really fine with this? You might be a rural aristocrat but you’re still a noble you know? If your daugh...
2022-06-29 16:31:56 +0000 UTC View Post“Hey, are we close to the border? That’s a lot of people over there,”
Leonhart and Elman have a very good relationship with each other, which meant quite a lot of comings and goings between the two countries.
Our party joined a line for the security checking. [6] My familiars put up a token protest, but I was firm about not cutting lines. Giving them the ‘If you want to visit their dungeon, you have to obey their rules talk’.
We drew a lot of attention, well, Fer d...
2022-06-28 14:31:59 +0000 UTC View PostZzonkedd gave up due to the childish text, lol
In the morning, I wake up to breakfast made by mother and auntie.
Mother, father, Brother Erik and Brother Oliver, Uncle Toni, Auntie Aiya, Brother Costi and Sister Celia, Teacher Tabasa, Beardy Uncle and the big brothers, we all eat together.
Back in the village, I don’t get to eat much but here, I get to eat lots and lots.
I’m really happy here because I can get seconds if I want.
After breakfa...
2022-06-28 14:30:21 +0000 UTC View PostI really should have thought of doing this first before my readers started messaging me, but I really forgot to make the announcement in Patreon for my lovely readers.
Gumi caught Covid last Friday.
I have already gone through stuffed nose, sore throat, fever and am now suffering from coughs.
Not fun.
This week's uploads will pause for now, but uploads will continue normally on 27th June 2022.
See you all next week and stay safe,
Lots ...
2022-06-23 17:11:25 +0000 UTC View PostThat night, it was time to hand over the various offerings that I had prepared for the various Gods and Goddesses.
“First off, Ninril-sama,”
I took out Ninril-sama’s many boxes of sweets and cakes and placed them on the table. Before I could say anything or even put my hands together, the whole lot disappeared in a flash of light.
Woah, isn’t this a bit too quick?
“Cakeeeeee!! Finally! Finally! Caakkeeeee!!”
“… …”
The cheer was followed ...
2022-06-16 15:17:08 +0000 UTC View PostTooru here.
Makia had somehow found out from the maids that the Duke of Beigrates is coming to the Odelle mansion to try and snatch me away. [3] The lord wants to solve the matter without involving Makia but that’s no longer possible.
“Why have you not told me about this, honourable father?
“B-because then, Makia might just get angry and jump at the Duke of Beigrates…”
“What kind of excuse is that? Argh!”
Makia looked really angry. In fact, it looke...
2022-06-15 15:55:45 +0000 UTC View PostVolume 1: Chapter 012: Lord Odelle: Tooru is Just Too Cute
Author: かっぱ同盟／友麻碧
Link:https://ncode.syosetu.com/n3862be/
Translated by Zzonkedd
Edited by Gumihou and Pill Bug
I’m Elric Odelle
Also, the Count of Odelle.
Well, I am in a bit of a fix. The Duke of Beigrates, whom I ...
2022-06-15 15:50:48 +0000 UTC View PostThe delivery order for Lambert-san was achieved without a hitch.
A total of 1,000 sets of Divine Medicine, Hair power, along with twice the regular amount of shampoo, soaps and other orders was [6] personally sent over by me, the guy with the (probably) infinite capacity [Item Box], to Lambert's shop.
Suffice it to say, Lambert-san was delighted and I received a small bag of shiny platinum coins in return.
[4] “I’ll be leaving for the Royal Capital with these within the ...
2022-06-14 16:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post