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I was enjoying a leisurely breakfast and lazing around comfortably when sounds of hurried feet across the floor alerted me. [8] I looked up to see Alban running over, looking very excited.
“M-mukouda-san! [8] Trouble! We have trouble! The fields! Th-the fields!”
“The fields?” I frowned. “Oh, you mean the vegetable garden?”
“Yes, yes, the f-field! The field!”
[8] “… …” okay, just wha...
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“Haaah… baths are the best…”
“”I’ve had plenty of baths now, but it still feels incredible~””
“”It’s nice~~””
I closed the day with a bath with Dora-chan and Sui as usual.
Even though I barely did any work in the field, my body still felt stiff from the unfamiliar work.
[5] Tonight, I used the new chamomile scented bath salts. It has a sweet rather than the sharp refreshin...
2022-03-01 14:02:16 +0000 UTC
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After a lunch of Gyudon with soft-boiled eggs, the gyu- in the gyudon made from sliced Blue Bull meat, by the way, we spent a little more time relaxing in the living room.
Fer went back to his nap, this time he was joined by Sui and Dora-chan.
I started another drip-bag coffee and was browsing through [Net Super] again. This time looking up stuff for myself.
“I supposed I should get about 10 pairs,” I muttered. [4] “Socks are just one of those things the modern world m...
2022-03-01 14:00:45 +0000 UTC
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After breakfast, [8] I told everyone that we won’t be going out.
[8]
“Why not?” Fer snapped
“Because I’m too tired,” I told him. “Someone made me battle with a lot of Orcs yesterday without even helping me.”
“Gunununu,”
“I’m sure you understand,”
“Nuu, fine, whatever.” Fer slunk off the living room and flopped onto the fluffy rug there.
Dora-chan and Sui looked at each other once.
“”I’m gonna...
2022-02-24 15:30:24 +0000 UTC
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After dinner, I had a bath and was about to go to sleep when…
“Finally! My house arrest is over! I can finally taste delicious desserts from another world again~~ Ughhhh… Waaaaaahhh…..”
“Toners and creams! Toners and creams! Give me my toners and creams now!! I beg of you!!!”
“Please, a beer, a- a beer…”
“…cakes... ice-cream…”
“Wh-whiskey… ugh, gimme whiskey…”
“A-any liquor will do… no, I change my mind… whiskey. Gi...
2022-02-22 15:09:23 +0000 UTC
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At the end of the day, my familiars collected:
4 x Orc Generals
12 x Orc Leaders
136 x Orcs
The twins and I had done our best to defeat the Orcs. [1] However, when Fer saw the many cuts, bruises and various injuries on the dead Orcs, his comment was, “Would the meat be ruined?”
What the heck?
Do you really think I’d worry about the condition of the meat while fighting for my life? [5]
Also, the three of us were covered in [8] Orc blood from the ...
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Gumihou: Um, so, Eguchi-san’s skill with action scenes interspersed with dialogue is… shall we say... limited?
Anyway, Gumi fixed it
“Sui, can you carry these two?”
“”Yes~””
[8] Sui grew until she’s as large as a carriage. More than enough to carry the twins. [1]
[5] “Woah!”
“She’s much bigger!”
“Right, get on top now, quickly.”
“Wait, we’re supposed to ride on this...
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This is posted one day late. Sorry, Gumi was down with food poisoning and headache...
Once we entered the Adventurer’s Guild, the Guild Master came to greet us.
“Oh, right on time. I was just thinking of calling you guys.”
“Eh? Did something happen?”
“Well, you see… [8] the number of Orc sightings have increased lately, so we sent a C Rank party to check it out. According to their report, they discovered an Orc settlement in the Eastern F...
2022-02-16 04:51:44 +0000 UTC
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This is posted one day late. Sorry, Gumi was down with food poisoning and headache...
“Good afternoon, Lambert-san,”
“Mukouda-san, welcome!”
I gave my greetings to Lambert who waved at me from his storefront.
Today’s visit was to consult with him about how to sell the Divine Medicine, Hair Power!
“I'm here to consult on a new product,” I began. [8]
“Does it have anything to do with Count’s visit the other day?”
[8]...
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“”Ehehe, we are playing tag~!”” [3] was Sui’s happy reply as she vibrated in my arms.
Tag? I have a feeling that Sui was probably the only one who thought they were playing a game.
“Ahah, you guys. This Slime belongs to me, she’s my familiar.” [7] I said to the three panting boys.
“Haah? Familiar? What’s your proof?”
“Yeah! Where’s your proof?”
“Hurry up and give us that...
2022-02-10 13:33:03 +0000 UTC
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It was the day after the Count came to the Adventurers Guild.
After consuming bowls of Miso-grilled Orc with an impressive appetite for breakfast, Fer said something expected, yet still earth-shattering.
“Alright, let’s go to a dungeon.” [5]
[6] Well, I had been half-hoping...
“”Ohh, a dungeon!””
“”Dungeon, dungeon~””
[6] As I had expected, there’s no help from that side either. Nevertheless, I am not out of cards just yet.
“...
2022-02-08 13:29:23 +0000 UTC
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Note from Gumi: for some reason, Eguchi-san kept calling Willem-san ‘the Guild Master’ as though he had no other name…
Count Langridge was expected to come today.
The entire Adventurer’s Guild was packed since early morning.
The Guild Master had announced to all guild members as well as Adventurers that ‘Count Langridge would be coming on this day’ resulting in today’s crowded guild.
As expected, when the nobleman arrived at the guild, ev...
2022-02-08 13:27:06 +0000 UTC
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For the next few days, I did nothing much. Just spending time at home and cooking when I felt like it.
My familiars bugged me about wanting to go hunting but, [3] “The Guild Master has gone to see Count Langridge to arrange a meeting with me. I can’t go out since I don’t know when he’ll be back.” [5]
Also, it felt really good to do nothing but relax at home.
Fer was not at all happy, of course. [2] I vaguely heard threats of “We’re definitely going to a dungeon...
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“Phew, this is refreshing~”
I’m currently enjoying a bath with Sui and Dora-chan.
“”Baths are great~””
“”Feels really nice~~””
[5] I’m so glad that I could enjoy baths every day. [2] Right now, I’m enjoying a bath with special Yuzu scented carbonated bath salts from my bath salts collection.
The special properties of yuzu are that it could warm your body and revitalise your soul. [1] Also, the scent is really nice~~
“”Time to s...
2022-02-01 13:00:01 +0000 UTC
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“Alright, shall we get started on the pizza?”
I had made pizza from scratch before. However, it was too troublesome, what with all the mixing and kneading and waiting for the dough to rise, punching it down and waiting again.
Moreover, when I think about Fer & Co’s appetites my arms already ached from the mere thought of kneading mountains of dough...
Dough made with baking powder doesn’t require ris...
2022-02-01 12:22:06 +0000 UTC
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The day after meeting with fellow Adventurers from the [Phoenix] party, I found myself relaxing at home.
[6] It’s nice having servants around.
Speaking of servants, Teresa approached me the other day for an oven for baking bread. [9] Personally, I had only ever used the Magic Stove’s grill or the little ovens back in my tiny Japanese apartment. However, it turned out what Teresa wanted was an actual stone oven.
2022-01-27 14:14:00 +0000 UTC
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Members of the [Phoenix] party were shocked by the appearance of a certain Pixie Dragon called Dora-chan.
“This is Dora-chan, he’s a Pixie Dragon who joined my party just after I left Carelina. They are a pretty rare species and yes, this is his adult size. He won’t grow bigger than this. That said, he’s very strong.”
“I-is that so? No, I was just a little surprised that after Fer, y...
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After meeting with the Guild Master at the Adventurers Guild, [8] we went outside the walls of the city and snacked on some pre-made Meat Onigiri. One of the many ready meals I’ve made during the past three days. [5]
We’re outside now because Fer & Co. wanted to go hunting.
Now, if I leave it alone, Fer, Sui & Dora-chan would probably be caught up with hunting and probably don’t rem...
2022-01-25 11:06:34 +0000 UTC
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It has been three days since I handed over the [Divine Medicine-Hair Power!] to the Guild Master.
During that three days, I spent my time relaxing at home, supervising the slaves and cooking up some pre-made dishes for our inevitable travel.
Fer complained about not being able to go hunting and ran about the large garden with Dora-chan and Sui to relieve stress.
[9] All my slaves were working hard together. The adults took their jobs seriously while the children assisted the...
2022-01-20 11:27:40 +0000 UTC
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As soon as I entered the Adventurers Guild with my familiars, the Guild Master appeared at the door to greet us. I think he must have been waiting all morning…
“You’re finally here! Well? Did you bring the test potion?”
“Yes but surely there’s no need to hurry? I’d like to pick up the meat and materials…”
“We can do that later. Come, let’s go to my room.”
I was quickly herded into the Guild Master’s room before I could say anything [5] and was...
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Once I got back home, I quickly worked out how to place the Water and Fire Magic Stones into the baths for the servant quarters.
Nice, I got it right the first time when hot and cold water gushed out at the proper command. It was then I noticed the lack of soap trays, buckets and washing towels. Well, that was quickly solved via [Net Super]. In fact, I got a set of individual wash towels and buckets for everyone.
Once I was done equipping the bathroom, Toni happened to return with...
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I entered the Adventurers Guild along with Fer, Sui and Dora-chan.
The staff who spotted me stood up and rushed off, [1] not long after that, Guild Master Willem-san, appeared.
“Ou, wasn’t the delivery scheduled for tomorrow? Or have you come to collect a mission request?”
“No, no, nothing like that. I just needed to purchase something…”
“I see, well come on up then. Let’s talk on the second floor.”
So we headed towards the Guild Master’s room...
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“I think we have pretty much everything needed. Think you can start working tomorrow?”
A chorus of ‘Yes!’ answered me.
“That aside, I believe each house should make their own meals. I mean, you have your own kitchen and everything. What do you think?”
The Toni and Alban family would be alright since they have Teresa and Aiya but the ones looking troubled are…
“Tabasa? Will you guys be alrig...
2022-01-11 13:08:56 +0000 UTC
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“Hello, Lambert-san,” [3] the first place I visited with my entourage of 14 people was Lambert-san’s shop.
“Oh, isn’t this Mukouda-san. Oh my, you bought your slaves right away?”
“Yes, I’d like to thank you for recommending this option to me. Ah, apologies for bringing so many people with me,” I had been wondering if I should come since some suspicious people were sniffing about Lambert’s shop but,...
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I have given everyone an alarm clock the day before, explained what they are and how to use them. So, this morning everyone gathered at the main building at exactly 8 am on the dot.
Yep, yep, punctuality is very important for me.
“Right, let’s have breakfast.”
Breakfast has already been prepared by yours truly.
Today’s breakfast menu consisted of vegetable consomm...
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Right now, I’m taking a coffee break in the living room [1] while Fer, Dora-chan and Sui were lounging on the thick carpet.
[6] I was staring at the ceiling blankly when it suddenly occurred to me what I had been trying to remember. That’s right, it’s about time for me to give offerings to Demiurgos-sama.
Alright, since Demiurgos-sama usually left everything to me, l...
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Those stupid twins have loose lips but they were soon disciplined by Tabasa’s Fist of Fury.
She also apologises for their stupidity, [6] which I thought was rather nice of her. I don’t plan to make trouble for her anyway since muscle brains can’t help being stupid.
I don’t hate these kinds of characters either, [...
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Once we reached the main building’s living room, I called Aiya over.
“Erm, Aiya, your health is still not very good, right?”
The moment the words were out of my mouth, the husband, Toni, bowed his head.
[7] Aiya cried, “I’m recovering, I will recover very soon. So, please, please don’t abandon me.”
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“Alright, I’m going to show you where you will be living now, so please follow me. Lotte-chan, just wait a little longer for the delicious food.”
“I guess it can’t be helped,” [3] Lotte-chan’s cheek puffed up a little as she pouted.
Oliver, the older brother, swiftly but gently struck the back of her head. The parents quickly apologised to me while the younger brother still looked a little confused. [5]
[8] Personally, I think it’s nice for a family to get al...
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I poked the [Net Super] screen and loaded soap and shampoo into the cart. I needed to do this anyway, so they might as well know how I got my supplies now.
These soaps and shampoo are for everyone.
I’d checked the servant’s quarters and found that all three were equipped with small baths. Considering the luxurious mansion, I think it would be good for the employees to be clean too.
Moreover, baths are a nice way to unwind at the end of the day so I’d like to encourage ...
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